尹智娜去咗元朗屋企,仍然茫然嘅佢想搵返自己架車,因為部Teslady啱啱落地無耐。雖然佢相由心生好樣衰,但係作為女警嘅佢顧盼自豪,佢向元朗耍出美人計。149Please respect copyright.PENANA4ATIdTDXXv
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「帥哥~」149Please respect copyright.PENANAJq7fjA1i6j
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「...坐吧。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAGVgX1Z4NH5
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「㖿,我想回香港。」149Please respect copyright.PENANA0bzkR3O7iu
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元朗冇理佢。唔知係咪尹智娜平時都係着制服嘅關係,佢見到元朗高大威猛就好想誘惑佢。149Please respect copyright.PENANAtuvg9pHuqb
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元朗轉移話題:「你餓吧?我煮個麵給你。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAzCnZvsxuqF
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根據香港某大電視台嘅橋段,煮麵之餘會整返熱碗湯。可惜元朗冇,佢喺廚房煮個麵畀尹智娜食,個麵係尹智娜久仰嘅「武漢大餐」。尹智娜參觀元朗間屋,五星紅旗高高掛,仲用五個金色牌匾鑲起祖國偉大嘅人物。電視播緊中央電視台......149Please respect copyright.PENANAudGNZTqXHk
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「嘻,站起來!」元朗停低淥麵嘅動作,肅立端正。149Please respect copyright.PENANAeABxlEzD92
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「起來......不願...」元朗哭𠹌佐,想起五星紅旗上的大星,共產主義制度多麼感人。尹智娜亦被元朗嘅愛國精神所感動,眼有淚光。149Please respect copyright.PENANA6JHV0IcSEu
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播完國歌,元朗去返廚房熄火。「剛剛好。」元朗忽然有啲似chef lemon。元朗拎咗個電蚊拍出門口,等咗一陣,佢活禽咗兩隻蝙蝠返嚟。149Please respect copyright.PENANAahUp6OmBss
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「趁熱食吧!」元朗一啖就咬甩咗蝙蝠個頭,肉汁好Juicy。尹智娜慢慢將活生生嘅蝙蝠放入口......149Please respect copyright.PENANAX2wtc8Uach
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「吃完了吧?吃完就去洗碗!」元朗請人嚟食嘢要人執手尾,尹智娜做慣女警揸慣警棍,對百潔布嘅質感有啲生疏。149Please respect copyright.PENANAVBsf2YyC86
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「喂,呀祥,有冇見過呀娜呀?」149Please respect copyright.PENANAHNtekljURv
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「中哥你好,呀娜有冇搵過你?」149Please respect copyright.PENANArKLDIA4hbk
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「華記,知唔知呀娜喺邊呀?」149Please respect copyright.PENANAyHYIb3yeNi
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巨波Man瘋狂打電話問尹智娜啲friend,睇下佢有冇玩3P。同時,PPRB喺Facebook指「一人一like$1酬金尋找madam」,30萬人like咗嘅香港警察Facebook page頓時變咗28萬人like。149Please respect copyright.PENANA33O2mX72St
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「Madam要小心,我唔係住哥頭!」唔少comments問候關心madam。149Please respect copyright.PENANAJna253szMd
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元朗其實係黨翻牆部營業主管,但今日要到家超省審理五毛翻牆不當使用Instaprogram事件。佢已經遲咗2個鐘搭車去家超省。149Please respect copyright.PENANA52znye8wpV
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「你躲在這不要動,不然你會死的。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAt8PX3tNsT2
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「你可買點海底...」149Please respect copyright.PENANAq1ucYtKYNN
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呯一聲,道門已經閂咗。149Please respect copyright.PENANA4rJ9htOETR
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望住車廂電視,農民辛勤耕作,真係粒粒皆辛苦。飯都未煮熟,元朗已經到咗家超省。可是,元朗搭出車廂一步,吸咗一啖家超嘅空氣就已經俾保家衛國部會長捉走咗......原來佢喺屋企唔小心轉錯台,睇咗NNN日本國家電視台。149Please respect copyright.PENANARVJujEwlbP
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海哲為咗告元朗「顛覆國家政權罪」,而去咗元朗嘅寓所蒐證。海哲攞住搜查令入咗元朗屋企,咁啱尹智娜喺屎坑痾緊屎......海哲為咗早啲收工去揼骨,求其搬走咗部電視同遙控就離開,尹智娜亦都唔知有人入過嚟。元朗最後被判無罪釋放,為國捐軀將部電視送咗畀電視台。149Please respect copyright.PENANArmEjO9C6YQ
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「回來了?噢!為甚麼沒有了電視?」149Please respect copyright.PENANAALi6orxA5Y
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「不就好了,你不用定時唱國歌!」149Please respect copyright.PENANA1W8lENhzzO
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雖然好似成日做咗好多嘢,但係時間只係晏晝一點。元朗喺雜物房拎咗一套國旗床單出嚟,但係套床單俾啲國產廁紙壓住巢晒。元朗又攞咗張timetable出嚟,再喺DVD機播條video。Video編號:COVID-19。149Please respect copyright.PENANARLhhJ64VRK
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冇錯,難得一場嚟到,元朗梗係要尹智娜學習大解放軍嘅自衛術---摺被。摺被睇落好簡單,但係好難去到起角嘅境界。摺咗九九八十一分鐘,元朗終於收貨。149Please respect copyright.PENANAigmMoTUJJ9
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「哎呀!損咗呀!」尹智娜講埋廣東話,咁應該個角都幾尖下,整到隻腳,呢八十一分鐘冇浪費到。不過元朗就話比佢預期嘅42分鐘多咗39分鐘......149Please respect copyright.PENANArM6sVusSXE
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摺完被終於可以休息一下。元朗問尹智娜想飲茅台定夢G藍,而尹智娜呢刻最掛住嘅係尾心嘅咖喱牛腩飯。尹智娜有啲寂寞,開始打開話題,同揼咗佢沾滿泥土嘅口罩。149Please respect copyright.PENANAp0XmYjU5Yt
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尹智娜之前偷偷望出面嘅人,全部都相信政府唔戴口罩。而上網睇微薄嘅疫情消息,見到「全面受控」,尹智娜決定除罩相見,人與人互相交際唔使受隔膜。149Please respect copyright.PENANAt4p9sb5FP6
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「我想問你武....新型肺炎的情況怎樣?」149Please respect copyright.PENANAKcw8yyk7Zb
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「沒事,只要相信黨就不怕。有十多人死了,但他們都是與併發症一起發病才死的。」149Please respect copyright.PENANArErsFQAirf
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「真的嗎?為甚麼我看香港的CCTVB說死了2000多人?」149Please respect copyright.PENANARpdbGMvR24
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「你看的是甚麼電視?你一定被美國的報導誤導了。我國家的數據才是正確的!」149Please respect copyright.PENANAuD0GIs85iI
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元朗為咗扯開話題,拎咗幾張寫住超甜蜜瓜嘅優惠券出嚟。149Please respect copyright.PENANAKTt3FXTUq7
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「是蜜瓜!我很喜歡的。你可否換給我?」149Please respect copyright.PENANAzPaU7lyTcW
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「你要幫我做一件事。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAsseR2Xsjhs
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《蜜瓜23教育營》149Please respect copyright.PENANA10XtIRqL0G
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『這是一個高級農民種植訓練,全國蜜瓜豐收靠你們。不用上等種子和器具,只需你們的心意。價錢免費,價值不菲!』149Please respect copyright.PENANAzUj69u4hsg
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「好的。」149Please respect copyright.PENANAOe0CcaUkB5
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尹智娜冇嘢執,只係早啲瞓第二朝去坐高鐵。
‹待續。›149Please respect copyright.PENANARnMd19uC8Y
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