尹智娜去咗元朗屋企,仍然茫然嘅佢想搵返自己架車,因為部Teslady啱啱落地無耐。雖然佢相由心生好樣衰,但係作為女警嘅佢顧盼自豪,佢向元朗耍出美人計。157Please respect copyright.PENANAppzDqXpU9m
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「帥哥~」157Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1HpAoHL7R
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「...坐吧。」157Please respect copyright.PENANA3XLJq1bV62
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「㖿,我想回香港。」157Please respect copyright.PENANAnJfGIoFPPJ
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元朗冇理佢。唔知係咪尹智娜平時都係着制服嘅關係,佢見到元朗高大威猛就好想誘惑佢。157Please respect copyright.PENANAzcaY1VhwZX
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元朗轉移話題:「你餓吧?我煮個麵給你。」157Please respect copyright.PENANAzdUWRmhDmD
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根據香港某大電視台嘅橋段,煮麵之餘會整返熱碗湯。可惜元朗冇,佢喺廚房煮個麵畀尹智娜食,個麵係尹智娜久仰嘅「武漢大餐」。尹智娜參觀元朗間屋,五星紅旗高高掛,仲用五個金色牌匾鑲起祖國偉大嘅人物。電視播緊中央電視台......157Please respect copyright.PENANAomMLNB278F
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「嘻,站起來!」元朗停低淥麵嘅動作,肅立端正。157Please respect copyright.PENANA81GY5xHcGD
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「起來......不願...」元朗哭𠹌佐,想起五星紅旗上的大星,共產主義制度多麼感人。尹智娜亦被元朗嘅愛國精神所感動,眼有淚光。157Please respect copyright.PENANAPu4OB7uBa0
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播完國歌,元朗去返廚房熄火。「剛剛好。」元朗忽然有啲似chef lemon。元朗拎咗個電蚊拍出門口,等咗一陣,佢活禽咗兩隻蝙蝠返嚟。157Please respect copyright.PENANAIzyhTW6BCh
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「趁熱食吧!」元朗一啖就咬甩咗蝙蝠個頭,肉汁好Juicy。尹智娜慢慢將活生生嘅蝙蝠放入口......157Please respect copyright.PENANAasHNx6Vym9
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「吃完了吧?吃完就去洗碗!」元朗請人嚟食嘢要人執手尾,尹智娜做慣女警揸慣警棍,對百潔布嘅質感有啲生疏。157Please respect copyright.PENANAEaRiAdqEUG
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「喂,呀祥,有冇見過呀娜呀?」157Please respect copyright.PENANAP4jSFOhKzc
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「中哥你好,呀娜有冇搵過你?」157Please respect copyright.PENANAIJGnx0gqy0
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「華記,知唔知呀娜喺邊呀?」157Please respect copyright.PENANAkE9kII1yrT
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巨波Man瘋狂打電話問尹智娜啲friend,睇下佢有冇玩3P。同時,PPRB喺Facebook指「一人一like$1酬金尋找madam」,30萬人like咗嘅香港警察Facebook page頓時變咗28萬人like。157Please respect copyright.PENANAI7Zs236hvA
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「Madam要小心,我唔係住哥頭!」唔少comments問候關心madam。157Please respect copyright.PENANAl48k7EYm9n
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元朗其實係黨翻牆部營業主管,但今日要到家超省審理五毛翻牆不當使用Instaprogram事件。佢已經遲咗2個鐘搭車去家超省。157Please respect copyright.PENANAnx72DQV1cG
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「你躲在這不要動,不然你會死的。」157Please respect copyright.PENANAoY2XHwfkvU
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「你可買點海底...」157Please respect copyright.PENANABiUg4VGavx
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呯一聲,道門已經閂咗。157Please respect copyright.PENANAL4is9iWMim
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望住車廂電視,農民辛勤耕作,真係粒粒皆辛苦。飯都未煮熟,元朗已經到咗家超省。可是,元朗搭出車廂一步,吸咗一啖家超嘅空氣就已經俾保家衛國部會長捉走咗......原來佢喺屋企唔小心轉錯台,睇咗NNN日本國家電視台。157Please respect copyright.PENANAerGh9vtbBg
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海哲為咗告元朗「顛覆國家政權罪」,而去咗元朗嘅寓所蒐證。海哲攞住搜查令入咗元朗屋企,咁啱尹智娜喺屎坑痾緊屎......海哲為咗早啲收工去揼骨,求其搬走咗部電視同遙控就離開,尹智娜亦都唔知有人入過嚟。元朗最後被判無罪釋放,為國捐軀將部電視送咗畀電視台。157Please respect copyright.PENANAy1WX1meuCJ
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「回來了?噢!為甚麼沒有了電視?」157Please respect copyright.PENANAl8SRh7JMiC
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「不就好了,你不用定時唱國歌!」157Please respect copyright.PENANAZJzRWj22lE
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雖然好似成日做咗好多嘢,但係時間只係晏晝一點。元朗喺雜物房拎咗一套國旗床單出嚟,但係套床單俾啲國產廁紙壓住巢晒。元朗又攞咗張timetable出嚟,再喺DVD機播條video。Video編號:COVID-19。157Please respect copyright.PENANApbrZY38Q5I
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冇錯,難得一場嚟到,元朗梗係要尹智娜學習大解放軍嘅自衛術---摺被。摺被睇落好簡單,但係好難去到起角嘅境界。摺咗九九八十一分鐘,元朗終於收貨。157Please respect copyright.PENANAUvLbWVm5Eu
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「哎呀!損咗呀!」尹智娜講埋廣東話,咁應該個角都幾尖下,整到隻腳,呢八十一分鐘冇浪費到。不過元朗就話比佢預期嘅42分鐘多咗39分鐘......157Please respect copyright.PENANAj8LiHPEmt3
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摺完被終於可以休息一下。元朗問尹智娜想飲茅台定夢G藍,而尹智娜呢刻最掛住嘅係尾心嘅咖喱牛腩飯。尹智娜有啲寂寞,開始打開話題,同揼咗佢沾滿泥土嘅口罩。157Please respect copyright.PENANAJHxMssqWMa
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尹智娜之前偷偷望出面嘅人,全部都相信政府唔戴口罩。而上網睇微薄嘅疫情消息,見到「全面受控」,尹智娜決定除罩相見,人與人互相交際唔使受隔膜。157Please respect copyright.PENANAbH4q6eeghu
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「我想問你武....新型肺炎的情況怎樣?」157Please respect copyright.PENANA7wEQsiqv9b
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「沒事,只要相信黨就不怕。有十多人死了,但他們都是與併發症一起發病才死的。」157Please respect copyright.PENANAG1xiarfmoO
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「真的嗎?為甚麼我看香港的CCTVB說死了2000多人?」157Please respect copyright.PENANApd3DnTuDC0
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「你看的是甚麼電視?你一定被美國的報導誤導了。我國家的數據才是正確的!」157Please respect copyright.PENANAaXHNAUV98J
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元朗為咗扯開話題,拎咗幾張寫住超甜蜜瓜嘅優惠券出嚟。157Please respect copyright.PENANAhPfk3p6Z6z
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「是蜜瓜!我很喜歡的。你可否換給我?」157Please respect copyright.PENANATcMi7Lugxo
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「你要幫我做一件事。」157Please respect copyright.PENANAqfrwgulgXW
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《蜜瓜23教育營》157Please respect copyright.PENANA4c6k9fFGpX
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『這是一個高級農民種植訓練,全國蜜瓜豐收靠你們。不用上等種子和器具,只需你們的心意。價錢免費,價值不菲!』157Please respect copyright.PENANARQ1COxTQxM
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「好的。」157Please respect copyright.PENANAHyMBQ4Rfad
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尹智娜冇嘢執,只係早啲瞓第二朝去坐高鐵。
‹待續。›157Please respect copyright.PENANA5GbM4StHvp
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