「埜腕垀,埜腕垀,涴跺藩珨桲縐? 」1688Please respect copyright.PENANAnfKpEtHZbj
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAvBzwkruJz1
我感到全身像火燒般疼痛,然後有人輕輕拍打著我的臉頰,並說著一堆不明所以的語言。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAgN3wR5TUFh
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA8tCHOLFhD5
接著,我的身體像是被水包圍著,清清涼涼的很是舒服,像是嬰兒時睡在媽媽的懷裏。1688Please respect copyright.PENANATVEESaCtb9
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZfhOaqofb
我緩緩睜開雙眼,發覺眼前水汪汪一片,卻發現原來身在水裏。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAh74c8uRde2
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA64gqR5IRgR
嘩!做乜跌咗落水?1688Please respect copyright.PENANAlQfEX2ofCm
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAfI8XgqlwNH
我立即閉氣,並撐手撐腳的想浮起來,卻發現根本不成功。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAxPKkF9Pc6Z
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAZK0XTI6m6I
正當我憋得臉紅耳赤,快要淹死之際,包圍著我的水突然全部散去,然後我就跌在地上。1688Please respect copyright.PENANADFUIxggmJ5
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA0IqjvoIKKv
啪!1688Please respect copyright.PENANAZVrq6XJfuS
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAW29nR8klDC
頂......跌到我......1688Please respect copyright.PENANAYabSj7mZIs
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAIWSTyAjBAz
我撫著屁股,眼看剛才的水在半空中正化作點點晶瑩剔透的水珠,再慢慢消失在空氣當中。1688Please respect copyright.PENANA3SErE0jXlA
1688Please respect copyright.PENANANEgfgoMQBH
呢啲咩嚟㗎 ? 點解我會凌空跌落地? .........1688Please respect copyright.PENANARU04oazzuB
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAUKDOapj650
「跺縐僻趼滅誹? 猁砑佽腔憩岆縐? 」1688Please respect copyright.PENANAxfUfNp1xh9
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAJeoibiWQ7Q
我又聽到有人說話,但完全不明白是甚麽意思。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAA8JeBwFb39
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAf7atT8ZaV2
我望向聲音來源,是一個身穿古裝,國字口面,濃眉大眼,身材粗壯的青年,年約二十歲。他正微微俯身向我說話,但我一句也聽不明白。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAAywf99gXcm
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAuvblWVxDaS
雖然如此,但從語氣聽來他應該並無惡意。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAF3WXvyJTrA
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAKbQGkmZkjx
「呃......你...你好呀,請問你識唔識廣東話? 」1688Please respect copyright.PENANAFxofsX3H6I
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA5kb4hcK3WF
他聽到我說話,愣了一下,然後又道﹕「帤跺誹勤眭? 狟煦梗趼茼。」1688Please respect copyright.PENANALLbc8UgijC
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAzams4yLGQv
佢究竟噏乜春呀? 唔通係大陸方言? 同埋點解佢著古裝嘅? 拍緊戲?1688Please respect copyright.PENANASmZrZpB0Pu
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAPE107IWZ8o
我嘗試轉一轉channel﹕「尼巧,錢暈尼天得洞煲東瓜嗎? 」1688Please respect copyright.PENANAYvLtjRnGNQ
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAiP7d77BS5o
他又搖搖頭,然後將我扶起,示意我跟著他。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAlgVodQdza1
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAd31VaoeW9D
「Hey man, can you speak English? 」1688Please respect copyright.PENANADSJxslAOzd
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAB6WUmFkGC5
「哦hi唷,阿Lee拮多過齋依乜士打。」1688Please respect copyright.PENANA0Z4bEFA98u
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA5mB3dOYJlJ
「呀羅哈些唷,寵寵寵。」1688Please respect copyright.PENANActD0V8MHKD
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA1WzKJhCg79
「沙嘩d cup,cup冠cup。」1688Please respect copyright.PENANA8RVSrn2ttp
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAPkIQ2gX60K
我鍥而不捨,運用我所會的語言跟他溝通,但他只是笑笑的沒有回應,只是示意我跟著他。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAuonm38N5Es
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA4EVv2nzCur
條友憨吓憨吓成個郭靖咁款,應該唔係壞人啩? 而且頭先我明明喺大帽山,而家呢度明顯係一個山谷,要我自己出返去我都唔識路,唯有跟住佢先啦。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAaptnyUhMQU
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA9wYP6uEbAp
不過話時話,呢度又幾靚喎,成個拍金庸電視劇嘅外境咁,而且空氣仲鬼死咁清新,香港有個咁嘅地方咩?1688Please respect copyright.PENANAYeIK5rbIND
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAl5Sef8mJnn
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAr2UWXqrxFC
1688Please respect copyright.PENANApdx60Z4sAZ
我跟著這個憨鳩郭靖,一直在山中小徑走著,沿途他不時停下來採摘野花野草放在他揹著的藤籃,活像他是來山中採藥一樣。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAbbUDsCvRq3
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAGY1aU6xia3
咕嚕......1688Please respect copyright.PENANACM7FkXDtsy
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAGpWqGf6iY2
走著走著我開始肚餓,我望向天空,只見太陽正在頭頂,那麽說現在是正午? 但剛才在大帽山明明是三時多的,難道我暈了一整天?1688Please respect copyright.PENANAllVkIB9W5v
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAUYa1weaiwG
正當我驚疑不定之際,郭靖轉頭向我道﹕「腔宎硊岆菴跺? 」然後他指了指肚皮。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAxJ3d0S8cvr
1688Please respect copyright.PENANANEYOUcS8lE
看來他也聽到我肚子打鼓,於是我點點頭。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAG0Ua6OkeWt
1688Please respect copyright.PENANANEmfmlMMLQ
他望望右邊的叢林,然後撿起一塊石子擲了過去。1688Please respect copyright.PENANASFmuUXfFL7
1688Please respect copyright.PENANADNVbVBzHSZ
倏地,一只小兔子跳了出來,往我們瞄了一眼,然後就往前方跳走。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAgPUQvrsYOa
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAosDrjMYn87
只見郭靖他伸出左手,掌心向天,然後就有一些透明點點在他掌心一吋以上逐漸凝聚,不到兩秒,那些透明點點已經形成網球大小,活像一個小水球一樣。1688Please respect copyright.PENANARwJyenJjSw
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAEwANoDLvwW
「跺趼誹!」他左手一揮,水球以高速射向小兔子,「噗」的一聲,水球炸裂,兔子應聲而倒。1688Please respect copyright.PENANA9pwB5Q0xda
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA3dAPbqoUYu
嘩屌!街頭魔法王?1688Please respect copyright.PENANAGBPfCk40di
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAyQFyqNdIUv
我走過去撿起兔子,只見牠一身是水,看來剛才郭靖擲出去的真的是水球。1688Please respect copyright.PENANA3M6QCIynWr
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAgeVowOnv30
我將兔子遞給郭靖,他笑著接過,然後從腰帶抽出一把小刀子......1688Please respect copyright.PENANAWnJfyXTJsH
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAS8KQRyIgJn
我即刻撳住佢﹕「喂喂喂!你真係諗住劏嚟食呀? 我對兔肉無興趣喎!」1688Please respect copyright.PENANAhA5CPLcfls
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA8oV8buMC87
郭靖一邊疑惑的看著我,一邊已經一刀割斷兔子的咽喉。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAXdtP2HzQN1
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAiE09c3WXPO
唉......真係......你要食就食啦,我無眼睇......1688Please respect copyright.PENANAegqCpwLpmg
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA2OJy0jY7x1
面對這麽血腥的場面,我唯有做身體語言示意我去小便。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAsNTSyj98Hw
1688Please respect copyright.PENANACeeIADcgOM
我行開兩步,回頭望一望,佢已經手起刀落將兔仔肢解剝皮,動作熟練得似是久經訓練,難道他是一個獵人? 香港會有獵人? 城市獵人? 但孟波不是只會獵女嗎?1688Please respect copyright.PENANAUQ1aFxfznN
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAEdzmOwTdfh
正所謂君子遠庖廚,小人長戚戚,這麽赤裸裸的重口味畫面還真令我反胃,所以我就走到不遠處的樹後,然後順手揸揸水。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAhtSZ7tJ0hz
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAyKMXrMSthD
揸水之時,我就諗緊頭先郭靖嗰下係咩魔術呢? 隻兔仔真係比佢打暈咗,又真係濕哂喎,一啲穿崩借鏡嘅位都無,真係勁過無記嗰啲魔法王多多聲,不如一陣叫佢教我兩手旁下身都好。1688Please respect copyright.PENANA4Lerhr6SCV
1688Please respect copyright.PENANApoC2BZY67G
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA840nIFh8oK
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA4PHjw1M32i
回去後,郭靖正對著一堆柴枝枯葉,拿著兩塊石頭在「噠噠噠」,敲擊聲中不時有火星掉到柴枝上。1688Please respect copyright.PENANA3OAcFWNe92
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAWoBUiRW6by
傳說中嘅火石? 佢真係原始人?1688Please respect copyright.PENANAXtsCePk4ee
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAa0A0nHNfNl
我走到他身旁,在褲袋拿出一個打火機,然後在他面前「噠」的一聲點火。1688Please respect copyright.PENANABvEcDh1pkR
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAuYBQRMZU9c
他見狀喜道﹕「扂? !垀眕祥湔婓党蜊杅,蚚腔岆模茼,誹誹。」1688Please respect copyright.PENANAOj2fIWIiCs
1688Please respect copyright.PENANARPM67XZfi5
我還是不知道他說甚麼,不過我倒明白他想我燃起柴火。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAg4KXNkDkcr
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAMSEZ893CAp
在我對著枯葉點火之時,他伸出兩手,閉起雙眼,然後我又看到兩個水球各自在他的左右手上凝聚,幾秒後,他張開眼,將水球放在盛著兔肉的陶碗,原來他要用水來洗乾淨兔肉。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAbzpnRg8RQt
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAtDu1vS6v1q
「喂!教我得唔得呀? 」我指住佢隻手,做一做佢頭先個動作,然後又指一指自己。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAiX6J5weq4p
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAYQi4yTn7MG
他有點疑惑,他指著我的打火機,道﹕「誹絞縐腔唗,杅硉蚚腔岆? 」1688Please respect copyright.PENANAma1VNZn6mJ
1688Please respect copyright.PENANACYAiX8IryP
想點? 想要個火機?1688Please respect copyright.PENANAahzoTv12Sp
1688Please respect copyright.PENANATIj6J2l82X
我將火機遞給他,他卻哂手擰頭。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAC1xuwk11YO
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAFkUMpPxpPC
喂,即係點呀? 比你又唔要......唉......都係唔明,算啦......1688Please respect copyright.PENANAKd19OMHjTx
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA8GVMvx11cu
我起了營火,然後從口袋裏拿出一包純萬,點起一枝悠悠的抽了起來。只見郭靖架起一個支架,將兔肉串上樹枝再放在架上燒烤。肉上的油份經火一烤,一點一點的滴在炭火上,發出吱吱聲,而伴隨著聲響的,就是引人垂涎的肉香。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAdyUxLaaZg3
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAnlVWvuh2Lm
睇嚟......炭燒兔肉都好似唔錯喎......1688Please respect copyright.PENANA4wmTf95Srb
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAG7nGeL82zk
我吞一吞口水,郭靖已經將烤好的兔肉遞給我。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAaPj6KennuD
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAxFbJJnrnG0
「射射!」我拿起兔肉就咬了一口,唔......!肉質鮮嫩!肥美多汁!原來兔肉咁鬼好食!1688Please respect copyright.PENANAHa8tUQM0al
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAeddYBsoRZj
我和郭靖大快朵頤﹐轉眼整隻兔子就給我倆幹掉了。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAzvSz8VBTFk
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA5Jo7CcnUxW
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAW2TSPA9SUk
1688Please respect copyright.PENANApknmXwVeoI
我喝了口郭靖變出來的水,捧著肚子打著飽嗝,又抽起煙來。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAJoKsLWSb3O
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAYD0COGkf24
郭靖十分好奇的看著我抽煙,難道他沒見過嗎?1688Please respect copyright.PENANAS9fcDPoJXR
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA7flMDAAN2o
我遞枝煙比佢﹕「嗱!醒枝比你。正所謂飯後一枝煙,快活過神仙呀!」1688Please respect copyright.PENANAfH4IWQuxWH
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAJzibrtWtG8
他拿著煙,學我一樣含在嘴裏,卻不知道怎麽做。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAXgi9MCBHVQ
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAkY5zNIHhGZ
我替他點火,但他卻呆呆的不懂吸一下,於是我誇張的示範給他看。1688Please respect copyright.PENANA8DFCJGlfex
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAzIn9bOcNoD
他「哦哦」有聲的表示明白,然後就使勁的吸了一口......1688Please respect copyright.PENANAizHyl5Oqvb
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAEr0OOU6HUP
「咳!......咳......咳咳......」他給嗆到了。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAPBI0jpBujI
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA09qt0Jh3qw
「哈哈哈哈!你慢慢再試吓就無事啦。」1688Please respect copyright.PENANARPU9TJoDvo
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAxDNp47LSRH
他似是明白我說甚麼,再次緩緩的吸了一口,再將煙呼出來,然後露出一個享受的表情。1688Please respect copyright.PENANA8idaFhQVx8
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA0mSHPpd9D4
一會兒後,他抽完了煙,然後笑著直豎拇指。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAIZ5ynzNgqZ
1688Please respect copyright.PENANABlQhcstxs2
估唔到除咗音樂,原來煙仔都係世界語言。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAvn5XyajdiX
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAHCZI8tUE69
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAI8gqanHO95
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAvRXAVMHbAx
吃過午飯,我們又收拾行裝繼續出發。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAt29yzhCPDX
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAVxFqFXjyzr
其實到了這個時候,我還不知道他到底是甚麽人。不明語言、穿古裝、會變魔術、懂打獵、用火石、未見過煙仔......1688Please respect copyright.PENANA8NeGxhyljX
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAMBX8EiuIn7
喂等等先,除咗識變魔術之外,點解其他情況咁鬼似尋秦記嘅? 唔係穿越咗去古代咁搞笑呀?1688Please respect copyright.PENANAtHR2zQ6ncN
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAiMQP1LwJRW
這個時候我才發現自己身上的衣服有點破破爛爛,而且還有一些燒焦的痕跡。1688Please respect copyright.PENANA6hZGN73uUI
1688Please respect copyright.PENANANkBgU630yO
咦? 唔通我頭先喺大帽山比雷劈? 然後就穿越咗嚟古代? 唔撚係呀?1688Please respect copyright.PENANA4uWiA2ng8Y
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA1mLXpjd8tY
...................1688Please respect copyright.PENANAVpByNW91BU
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAlVpHTNYBwQ
...................1688Please respect copyright.PENANAJ77L7H2XjM
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAsVfuKy5iZi
...................呀哈哈哈哈!咁我呢個現代人返到嚟古代,咁咪可以好似古天樂咁溝死女? 哇哈哈哈!你個仆街港女Evelyn,今次仲唔比我威番次!秦始皇!秦始皇喺邊? 一定要喺佢發跡之前搵佢出嚟認佢做契弟!1688Please respect copyright.PENANApGDFlDpeKX
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA4nVg0HCTpl
我想到這裏,興奮得拉住了郭靖問他我們在哪個國家哪個年代,不過我得到的回答當然是一堆沒有意義的音節。1688Please respect copyright.PENANANgqn0CwhAp
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAqIU1WCG01q
郭靖的答覆,亦像冷水一樣將我的所有幻想淋熄。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAtLRMt5C20Q
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAI9XveKFgax
唉點算呢,睇嚟我同呢個時代嘅人溝通唔到喎,咁生活都成問題啦,仲話溝女......唉......都係跟佢出返去先,留喺度真係死咗都唔知咩事。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAR44Q2NxcXM
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAkWmwfHtbz2
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAJgqP4TAZoM
1688Please respect copyright.PENANABD2PuJinR5
我垂頭喪氣的跟著郭靖後頭,走了約莫一個小時,終於離開了山谷,到達了一處城門前。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAHasxSk6ZoN
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAq9wb6JCL93
嘩嘩嘩!係現實中嘅城門呀!唔係無記廠景呀!好撚宏偉呀!1688Please respect copyright.PENANAAm9123AaYm
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAqRIHUOzvkX
我抬起頭,眼看有六七層樓高的城牆,而眼前的城門亦有三層樓高,頓時覺得自己真真正正的回到古代。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAVyZY2Z0zcf
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAqZ3hoYlqNn
正當我呆呆的欣賞古代建築時,郭靖一手拉了我去城門口做安檢。1688Please respect copyright.PENANA3LS7zIHxal
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAVhwk5tRsEI
眼見城門守衞個個肥獅大隻,又刀又槍的,嚇到我所有頭都縮起來。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAYvvJ78KBQu
1688Please respect copyright.PENANAPd4t06vLFM
大佬我無證明文件喎,一陣佢話我非法入境拉鬼咗我去天牢雞姦我點算?1688Please respect copyright.PENANAzXT9Y0CF2b
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA6vLIZWBT7y
正當我淆底想閃人之際,郭靖拿出幾個銅錢給城管,然後城管竟然揚揚手讓我們入城。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAaCCABtQKXS
1688Please respect copyright.PENANA91J0tms79h
唓!原來入城只係要比路費,差啲嚇到我賴屎。1688Please respect copyright.PENANAlPVnSvOyjI
arrow_back
《窮撚被女飛 之 鳩闖魔法世界》
more_vert
-
info_outline Info
-
toc Table of Contents
-
share Share
-
format_color_text Display Settings
-
exposure_plus_1 Recommend
-
Sponsor
-
report_problem Report
-
account_circle Login
Search stories, writers or societies
Continue ReadingClear All
What Others Are ReadingRefresh
X
Never miss what's happening on Penana!
《窮撚被女飛 之 鳩闖魔法世界》
Author:
羊先生
ISSUE #2
第二章 - 唔識講火星文係做唔到古天樂的
LIKES 17
READS 1684
BOOKMARKS 242
campaign
Request update 0
Sponsor
Login with Facebook
or Sign up/Login to comment or bookmark! Click to load the next chapter
x
will be deducted
will be deducted Your current coin balance: 0Click to buy coins
A recurring charge will be deducted , unless you decide to cancel. You can cancel your subscription at any time.
You can also pay with credit card
X
After each update request, the author will receive a notification!
smartphone100
→ Request update
X
Sponsor again
Click to login
Login first to show your name as a sponsor.
Thank you for supporting the story! :)
Please Login first.
×
Write down what you like about the story
×
Reading Theme:
Font Size:
Line Spacing:
Paragraph Spacing:
Load the next issue automatically
Reset to default
×
People Who Like This
x
Before You Publish
Please ensure your story does not contain illegal, hateful, inciting, or violence-promoting content, or any infringing, plagiarized, or spam material, and that it complies with Penana’s Terms of Use.
Penana reserves the right to remove any content that violates these rules or causes legal or community risk, and to suspend or terminate related accounts.
