「Come on, James，可唔可以成熟啲呀? 」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFIUPV7lrSp
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嘩屌！Come on James? 雖然我係叫占屎，但Evelyn你唔係要將陶公子嘅潮文同我講一次呀?1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiddjTSzSEW
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUoO0vNaJH
我放下手上的星冰樂，有點傻眼的看著眼前的女朋友，Evelyn，她剛從澳洲Working Holiday回來一個月。我倆剛討論我們的未來，我只是有點敷衍的回答了一下，就得到了這句「Come on, James」。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktk1DjeTNB
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVid3TpWts
「你有無發覺，自從我喺Australia返嚟之後，我哋好似有啲唔夾? 」在Starfuck內，她一面調拌著眼前的Chamomile Tea，一面宣讀她的判詞，完全無視這杯Chamomile Tea其實係唔需要攪勻的。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlxqlg39f6A
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAne99e8mkZ
「I mean，其實喺畢業之後，我哋嘅世界好似越嚟越遠，我諗，大家都到咗呢個年紀，係咪應該冷靜咁find out，點樣去解決呢場crisis呢? 」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUG5BXBvB3F
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNnwA4TSq8
我頂你個肺！你唔駛真係將篇潮文嘅對白背哂出嚟呀? 而家真係去過一年Working Holiday就大撚哂? 每講一句都要夾硬插啲英文單字入去?1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdYXy6xnQ7
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQlHi5n9v5
雖然我不是潮文中滿臉暗瘡，架著銅絲眼鏡的毒撚，但這些對白一樣觸動了我的自尊神經。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVGLzSYxE4
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPysY4AwNa
我嘗試作出最後掙扎﹕「我知，你即係嫌棄我啫。你返到嚟就即刻入咗魔根屎單尼，你叻你好嘢。我只係做緊個文員仔，要返5日半仲要成日OT，我配你唔起，但我會努力賺錢，我哋公一份，婆一份，一樣可以買樓結婚㗎。」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYqRGKPAtc
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyh3AYjerYA
Evelyn輕輕搖頭，狀甚遺憾﹕「係Morgan Stanley。」她頓了頓，又道﹕「喺你眼中，我就係一個咁現實嘅女仔? 其實我哋嘅differences，喺畢業嗰陣已經出現，我有叫你同我一齊去Australia，但你點答我? 你話已經搵到工，話去一年嘥時間，我喺嗰刻就一直諗，我哋係咪屬於兩個唔同level嘅人。」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZcc6jhddM
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PpoN5TL0N
哪有錢！你老母！1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDMPVDKOXt
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pw7JbHh9A
你明知道我一畢業就已經負資產，而且還要儲錢跟你結婚，那還可以浪費一年時間跟你浪跡天涯！1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbddM9w5a0V
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAsJYY2lpx
我意識到我們已經到了無可挽回的地步，但還是不甘心地上訴﹕「你知道我要還關窿㗎，我都應承咗你等我升職加人工會同你去一次日本。唔通無錢都係一種罪過? 如果係，點解你唔老實講? 」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAkJU4Lesx
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NY028xnTR
「I'm not talking about money, you know that.」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡas4wj5bri9
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsS6a8F4LB
撈? 我撈你老味！1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YuC4URXJk
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsP15pgqwfi
我忽然冷靜下來，沒有像潮文中的毒撚發脾四就咁走咗去。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9CRKKzrm2
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoCfTbTIeQ
或許，變了心的女人，就像借出去的錢一樣，找收數佬也收不回來。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNrGJPHFBf
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCV7o8sQtaR
「咁，分手啦。」我揮一揮衣袖，不帶走一片雲彩。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7Eleasiuu
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRkqM4Ag07
Evelyn的嘴角若有若無的向上彎了一下，然後微微點點頭﹕「James, we are still friend.」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Gcl0uEPqm
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdydXIm9Ads
她輕輕呷了一口微涼的Chamomile Tea，然後站起來，離開。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZ0KuxNTGu
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfnRIaPsiU
我惆悵的看著眼前只剩半杯的Chamomile Tea，憶起跟Evelyn剛相識時她的一臉羞澀，那個怯怯的濕吻，那夜在宿舍輕輕脫下的胸圍，那對溫軟動人的33C，肉體與肉體碰撞時的啪啪聲，還有那令人念念不忘的口技......1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pva9keRPe
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzHLNsaUusB
你老母！1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6hYzIjv3i
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsHdBM35Us
我一拍桌面，發出的呯然巨響嚇得周圍只買一杯咖啡卻坐一整天的偽文青目定口呆，然後霸氣地離開這個傷心地......1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJi8KVJQKx7
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12wvvDF06Y
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1iSaP0yP0A
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正當我昂首闊步走到街上，打算用霸氣遮掩被飛的事實時，一輛R8在我身側駛過。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyqJ3IEKWz
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfSfdM8MGs
我瞄了車廂一眼，坐在副駕的，正是剛飛走我的Evelyn，她正巧笑倩兮的跟司機聊天。我再看真一點，那個司機，身無四両肉，梳著一個比比鳥頭，身穿窄身slim cut粉藍色西裝，是一個比MK更MK的MK仔。而這個MK仔，赫然就是那天跟Evelyn一起從澳洲回來，Evelyn說是在飛機上認識的ABC。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVjkKCIXBi
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTEjoA0Cbm
我隱約感到，我在香港Holiday Working的時候，她已經在Working Holiday途中送給我一頂綠油油的綠帽。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnBAWTPUCL
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbYdkAPDGy
屌那星！的士！1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeM43BTICK
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1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOc9zyTUBQV
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCOf1EVCd4
怒從心中起，惡向膽邊生！我毅然伸手截的，並跟司機說跟著前方的R8。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJ1nRpejRu
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnYsm5Y26cj
司機從倒後鏡中瞄了我一眼，我吼道﹕「唔駛望啦，係拍緊戲呀！快啲追上去啦！後面成隊crew跟緊呀！」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxT0jCKNMN
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Xr0f7sh8H
的士司機立刻像吃了春藥一樣，發動引擎馬上就追了上去。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVC04hiambz
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3eo308V6O
司機的聲音很興奮﹕「拍緊咩戲呀? 我有無對白㗎? 邊個做男主角呀? 係咪發哥呀? 」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMs3y7LPH8
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4sI1UTdoX
其實我唔多想理佢，但係為咗令佢發揮佢嘅小宇宙，我唯有指住我粒衫鈕話﹕「呢道裝咗個微型鏡頭，你嘅角色係一個過氣嘅一級方程式賽車手，性格沉默寡言，為咗屋企人放棄自己嘅賽車夢轉而揸的士。今日我咁啱上咗你部車去追揸R8嘅歹徒，你要發揮你所有潛能追上去，有無問題? 」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvIIUmo1Ym
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0JbXoQBGk
「無問題！交比我！」的士佬興奮的大聲回答。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzeDK7SBFL
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIdiafFGGZ
「好！頭先嗰段我會叫導演cut咗佢，一陣我嗌action你就即刻入戲！」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaHmP7fhFa
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUjrxmq5yL
的士司機馬上撥一撥稀疏的髮絲，然後給了我一個堅定的眼神。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlNeZbkncA
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6H63pHNzWF
「Action！」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB71chFMUrf
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0q3uLJkkwH
一聲令下，引擎咆哮一聲，的士呼嘯而去，在高速公路上逢車過車。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VpmM4buHc
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpH2m7oD4n
眼看就要跟R8並排而行，比比鳥像發現被人跟蹤，R8越駛越快，漸漸拋離我們。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPym2md92m
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AHjZG4ijV
老實說的士司機的技術認真不賴，只是顯然比比鳥也不是吃素的，而且車款性能明顯不止輸一個檔次。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JOgV28tR2
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsA3arQu0C
眼見遠方的R8駛離了高速公路，到我們跟上去的時候，他們已經消失無蹤，而且我們也被逼停在交通燈前。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBSkK93OpO
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46fwhrMpja
我一拍椅背，深深不忿﹕「仆你個街！咁都追唔到！」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmJIQtheFR
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4LgRjygD9
的士司機很稱職的演繹沉默寡言的性格，他只是利用倒後鏡用眼神問我﹕「咁而家點? 」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjW3Lv5G9H3
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKctAEEq01
雖然我也不知道截住他們有甚麼用，但我有點死心不息﹕「喺附近兜幾個圈，睇吓撞唔撞到。」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw59Q3UUw47
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1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAKlYjooCL
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkX4jx29Bm
的士司機按我的指示在附近兜截，但明顯地R8已經逃離現場，我一無所穫。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OApusS6B5
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfqPktFJh1
我垂頭喪氣伏在前方倚背，腦袋放空，完全不知道該怎樣做。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNJ6ZdIOAO
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30ecXuZq4P
的士司機輕聲問我﹕「咁我哋下一場戲係點呀? 」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZQRkymU7y
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLNFVHZ1qA
我從銀包中拿出一張五百元遞給他，有氣無力道﹕「車我去一個無人嘅地方，我要冷靜吓。」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRV8vvdFnj
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXIwXco3W8
他接過鈔票後，一聲不響的開車，過了不知多久，我感到引擎關掉了。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqhqLxotf8
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUlkl6zqVO
我抬頭一看，車外有點灰濛濛一片，有草有樹，四野無人，是一條窄窄的山路，這裏是甚麼地方?1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFbtinTb31
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzY0FXWFHF
「好cut！Good take！」是時候令他回歸現實。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptctt0AV22
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdK6zsnxzw1
的士佬馬上一輪嘴問我﹕「點呀點呀? 我演成點呀? 」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jNoPkAPNl
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgXCSZVw5M
我戴上藍芽，裝作正跟導演溝通﹕「呀......好好！導演話你演得入型入格，做得非常好！」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrD5GemGm4K
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSBg5YWrQw
「係? 咁我會唔會仲有戲份? 其實我覺得自己好戲過林雪，而且又靚仔過佢！」他又撥一撥稀疏的頭髮。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeuxy97mjg
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD17JbYKAJ7
我打開車門，下車之前跟他說﹕「導演喺我頭先上車嗰度拍緊另一組戲，你去搵佢，睇吓佢會唔會安排一下啦，我會同你講幾句好說話。」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxP0MOfcEC
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnXJTptrbS
的士司機千恩萬謝﹕「唔該哂你呀哥仔，我攞金像獎嗰陣一定會多謝你㗎！係呢，點稱呼呀? 」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnKrrYG62X
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmJ4HmZSch
「叫我Come on James啦......話時話，呢度邊度呀? 」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAdEfrG0R2
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1rAhbQqIU
「大帽山呀，你話要無人嘛，駛唔駛我車返你去搵導演? 」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4bFZpon5m
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMETEbcJf35
我揮揮手﹕「唔駛啦，我仲要演一幕獨腳戲，一陣會有人接我啦，你走先啦。」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpLZcTNtDZ
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dy8dDJuU7
的士司機露出羡慕的表情，然後依依不捨的離開。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrZmHoGNlK
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1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbezuqrCND
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SJ6Kp3k5X
我看著漸漸遠去的的士，又轉頭望向另一方向，看來這條路可以一直上山頂，就上去看看吧。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWou93m0Up
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56SlTQj7Rs
走著走著，我到了一個可遠眺城市的地方，看著一棵棵如火柴般的樓宇，心裏不禁在想，我到底是為了甚麼而努力? 辛苦讀書工作，OT受氣，換來的，就是一頂綠帽?1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjB5fBGm1G
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccWb5EgSPL
我忍不住撿起一塊石頭，使勁丟到遠方，然後向天大嗌﹕「死仆街港女！」1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7SqI3IjQi
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrhgOJNBH7
轟隆！1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3UnLpeeuq
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCQNDviwxq
回應我的，卻是一聲雷響。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKI8JKxK9N7
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9ooqI0FMr
我嚇了一跳，然後瞄一瞄天空，灰灰暗暗的正被密雲籠罩，似是快要下雨。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIIvOtsVPy
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJX0zk41fOP
屌！連個天都唔鍾意我? 你等我落咗山先好落雨喎！1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ018knEuYCc
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3t38ZlXTu
才走了幾步，正想打電話call的士之際，突然感到尿急。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIL4TYst7k8
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgEA1ByGIH
我左望望右望望，視線範圍之內，不要說廁所，連坑渠都沒有一條。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWjGxmpPOy
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWKTydNVqU
算了，反正無人，求其快手屙咗篤尿就走。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAhQGERLF4
1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCqa7PXKMw
我走到路邊的一棵樹下，對著樹幹拉下褲鍊就開始小解。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnkQ5Nncrm
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正當我才開始解放，卻已經下起大雨。1891Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPTzSviJ7U
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