「Come on, James，可唔可以成熟啲呀? 」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡog3bE12eXB
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofZ5uG2p7h
嘩屌！Come on James? 雖然我係叫占屎，但Evelyn你唔係要將陶公子嘅潮文同我講一次呀?1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXbtSOUaAS
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2wSAvd2PQ
我放下手上的星冰樂，有點傻眼的看著眼前的女朋友，Evelyn，她剛從澳洲Working Holiday回來一個月。我倆剛討論我們的未來，我只是有點敷衍的回答了一下，就得到了這句「Come on, James」。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz36VuGMnlN
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「你有無發覺，自從我喺Australia返嚟之後，我哋好似有啲唔夾? 」在Starfuck內，她一面調拌著眼前的Chamomile Tea，一面宣讀她的判詞，完全無視這杯Chamomile Tea其實係唔需要攪勻的。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4v5m5YaQu
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6ujHNExjl
「I mean，其實喺畢業之後，我哋嘅世界好似越嚟越遠，我諗，大家都到咗呢個年紀，係咪應該冷靜咁find out，點樣去解決呢場crisis呢? 」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFktAAOmFK
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktxa7RFz0j
我頂你個肺！你唔駛真係將篇潮文嘅對白背哂出嚟呀? 而家真係去過一年Working Holiday就大撚哂? 每講一句都要夾硬插啲英文單字入去?1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BlhGYtNJj
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpY911986xM
雖然我不是潮文中滿臉暗瘡，架著銅絲眼鏡的毒撚，但這些對白一樣觸動了我的自尊神經。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEVVXoRrDT
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDyLl0DbGB
我嘗試作出最後掙扎﹕「我知，你即係嫌棄我啫。你返到嚟就即刻入咗魔根屎單尼，你叻你好嘢。我只係做緊個文員仔，要返5日半仲要成日OT，我配你唔起，但我會努力賺錢，我哋公一份，婆一份，一樣可以買樓結婚㗎。」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklfv7sF5Sx
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWM60Pm2k5J
Evelyn輕輕搖頭，狀甚遺憾﹕「係Morgan Stanley。」她頓了頓，又道﹕「喺你眼中，我就係一個咁現實嘅女仔? 其實我哋嘅differences，喺畢業嗰陣已經出現，我有叫你同我一齊去Australia，但你點答我? 你話已經搵到工，話去一年嘥時間，我喺嗰刻就一直諗，我哋係咪屬於兩個唔同level嘅人。」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTOiR3QD2d
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynXpbFDBaN
哪有錢！你老母！1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ml9X8KQ4k
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7PZ94aC1T
你明知道我一畢業就已經負資產，而且還要儲錢跟你結婚，那還可以浪費一年時間跟你浪跡天涯！1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKzjEg0Y2T
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ00xwr5oX1
我意識到我們已經到了無可挽回的地步，但還是不甘心地上訴﹕「你知道我要還關窿㗎，我都應承咗你等我升職加人工會同你去一次日本。唔通無錢都係一種罪過? 如果係，點解你唔老實講? 」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ai1LUxeuG
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxSFqEDi8o
「I'm not talking about money, you know that.」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3MJ00tzgg
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkzWDE9Z9m
撈? 我撈你老味！1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKeSDURvU5
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDttr36tLfG
我忽然冷靜下來，沒有像潮文中的毒撚發脾四就咁走咗去。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmicHEg7FpN
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAu05OZoPLg
或許，變了心的女人，就像借出去的錢一樣，找收數佬也收不回來。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC9teHYN6SS
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xXbJmPgl7
「咁，分手啦。」我揮一揮衣袖，不帶走一片雲彩。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFbUZ0hvON
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSqmka4FLT
Evelyn的嘴角若有若無的向上彎了一下，然後微微點點頭﹕「James, we are still friend.」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHnn9RslMK
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkioHJPFbj
她輕輕呷了一口微涼的Chamomile Tea，然後站起來，離開。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfjlBoVl25
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQ9U12qjse
我惆悵的看著眼前只剩半杯的Chamomile Tea，憶起跟Evelyn剛相識時她的一臉羞澀，那個怯怯的濕吻，那夜在宿舍輕輕脫下的胸圍，那對溫軟動人的33C，肉體與肉體碰撞時的啪啪聲，還有那令人念念不忘的口技......1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCKZFwQobX
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJa4K1TczNJ
你老母！1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvf3YAFrSU
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89XQc5Hn8h
我一拍桌面，發出的呯然巨響嚇得周圍只買一杯咖啡卻坐一整天的偽文青目定口呆，然後霸氣地離開這個傷心地......1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVW7ciRrFL
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30P2XgTYsJ
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwm9TkF6it
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正當我昂首闊步走到街上，打算用霸氣遮掩被飛的事實時，一輛R8在我身側駛過。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUWh6G0o8b
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6X7Cy0MCPe
我瞄了車廂一眼，坐在副駕的，正是剛飛走我的Evelyn，她正巧笑倩兮的跟司機聊天。我再看真一點，那個司機，身無四両肉，梳著一個比比鳥頭，身穿窄身slim cut粉藍色西裝，是一個比MK更MK的MK仔。而這個MK仔，赫然就是那天跟Evelyn一起從澳洲回來，Evelyn說是在飛機上認識的ABC。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAG1rrDt4ql
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCDe8IvyJ2
我隱約感到，我在香港Holiday Working的時候，她已經在Working Holiday途中送給我一頂綠油油的綠帽。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48PahSvsLR
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaxCS0vWsi
屌那星！的士！1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzc76a14MD
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1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMRlALJlfA
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbwvUHF5W2
怒從心中起，惡向膽邊生！我毅然伸手截的，並跟司機說跟著前方的R8。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTU3ETIivID
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDSekdydyt
司機從倒後鏡中瞄了我一眼，我吼道﹕「唔駛望啦，係拍緊戲呀！快啲追上去啦！後面成隊crew跟緊呀！」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94MQuCpxHE
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhZfSkQX63
的士司機立刻像吃了春藥一樣，發動引擎馬上就追了上去。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYu4b40c8B
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzL4Yy8VakZ
司機的聲音很興奮﹕「拍緊咩戲呀? 我有無對白㗎? 邊個做男主角呀? 係咪發哥呀? 」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVo56T9GYs2
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0Z7Kag5Xm
其實我唔多想理佢，但係為咗令佢發揮佢嘅小宇宙，我唯有指住我粒衫鈕話﹕「呢道裝咗個微型鏡頭，你嘅角色係一個過氣嘅一級方程式賽車手，性格沉默寡言，為咗屋企人放棄自己嘅賽車夢轉而揸的士。今日我咁啱上咗你部車去追揸R8嘅歹徒，你要發揮你所有潛能追上去，有無問題? 」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyZcFlyG7n
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfhLKZbVKM
「無問題！交比我！」的士佬興奮的大聲回答。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkgmkfY9xL
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCtI44pNr1
「好！頭先嗰段我會叫導演cut咗佢，一陣我嗌action你就即刻入戲！」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkMWJIRhbe
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxL80Z8VAfF
的士司機馬上撥一撥稀疏的髮絲，然後給了我一個堅定的眼神。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXt37iD2JA
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFD6kIw0zuO
「Action！」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NrOBtDVyk
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrKfjFJ653
一聲令下，引擎咆哮一聲，的士呼嘯而去，在高速公路上逢車過車。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcK62TKMSV
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy7ITf0P7Ww
眼看就要跟R8並排而行，比比鳥像發現被人跟蹤，R8越駛越快，漸漸拋離我們。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzS8l5SaOG
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVQtMXzrW3g
老實說的士司機的技術認真不賴，只是顯然比比鳥也不是吃素的，而且車款性能明顯不止輸一個檔次。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDFlAJEiCP
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnN9O4fB74
眼見遠方的R8駛離了高速公路，到我們跟上去的時候，他們已經消失無蹤，而且我們也被逼停在交通燈前。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoTEHPPKca
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmexbJEE2gg
我一拍椅背，深深不忿﹕「仆你個街！咁都追唔到！」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7f5eAV9lez
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8azN2N5KGL
的士司機很稱職的演繹沉默寡言的性格，他只是利用倒後鏡用眼神問我﹕「咁而家點? 」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcnIkWg0mG
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9n6ysaRpFZ
雖然我也不知道截住他們有甚麼用，但我有點死心不息﹕「喺附近兜幾個圈，睇吓撞唔撞到。」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9mEyl5WFe
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1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3DRXa2sDE
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7c4HmWsGB9
的士司機按我的指示在附近兜截，但明顯地R8已經逃離現場，我一無所穫。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7hkHiXdUN
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijae33jZFz
我垂頭喪氣伏在前方倚背，腦袋放空，完全不知道該怎樣做。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqALHJrJeb
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgjULSAZY1
的士司機輕聲問我﹕「咁我哋下一場戲係點呀? 」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZZsf2ZwMv
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIuXgRd9Zl
我從銀包中拿出一張五百元遞給他，有氣無力道﹕「車我去一個無人嘅地方，我要冷靜吓。」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEEGhQabcl
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwshPr3Jug
他接過鈔票後，一聲不響的開車，過了不知多久，我感到引擎關掉了。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjchMoe72D6
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlLgW5YpeU
我抬頭一看，車外有點灰濛濛一片，有草有樹，四野無人，是一條窄窄的山路，這裏是甚麼地方?1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYFk4adpGz
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSbF6tDnSt
「好cut！Good take！」是時候令他回歸現實。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLO8SWjBZF
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5u68hS70yN
的士佬馬上一輪嘴問我﹕「點呀點呀? 我演成點呀? 」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIXQM5iUdB
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueY90vY163
我戴上藍芽，裝作正跟導演溝通﹕「呀......好好！導演話你演得入型入格，做得非常好！」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfX3QaWetP
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmOdZGkFJJ
「係? 咁我會唔會仲有戲份? 其實我覺得自己好戲過林雪，而且又靚仔過佢！」他又撥一撥稀疏的頭髮。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYYQNO0VPu
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjdsmF9j84
我打開車門，下車之前跟他說﹕「導演喺我頭先上車嗰度拍緊另一組戲，你去搵佢，睇吓佢會唔會安排一下啦，我會同你講幾句好說話。」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeRfSl4ieo
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyatvp097eb
的士司機千恩萬謝﹕「唔該哂你呀哥仔，我攞金像獎嗰陣一定會多謝你㗎！係呢，點稱呼呀? 」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuJC84Law2
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YDC8DhdJf
「叫我Come on James啦......話時話，呢度邊度呀? 」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNttTQlGKl
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGr5m7zyoVm
「大帽山呀，你話要無人嘛，駛唔駛我車返你去搵導演? 」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnK3cJ0Ubh9
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VXymXJ6pK
我揮揮手﹕「唔駛啦，我仲要演一幕獨腳戲，一陣會有人接我啦，你走先啦。」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMmiOpJRaM
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzSVv2Rrfe
的士司機露出羡慕的表情，然後依依不捨的離開。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJz0zsBMDq
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1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzRDq9SkZQ
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vvmPFE9cG
我看著漸漸遠去的的士，又轉頭望向另一方向，看來這條路可以一直上山頂，就上去看看吧。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QVElk93sU
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKOFZXaYXv
走著走著，我到了一個可遠眺城市的地方，看著一棵棵如火柴般的樓宇，心裏不禁在想，我到底是為了甚麼而努力? 辛苦讀書工作，OT受氣，換來的，就是一頂綠帽?1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhGdgPXbjv
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvop7Re2EvM
我忍不住撿起一塊石頭，使勁丟到遠方，然後向天大嗌﹕「死仆街港女！」1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JONEPMFyV
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轟隆！1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XrirCuvZ8
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回應我的，卻是一聲雷響。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsFfVihF0S
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pwo39qZQx
我嚇了一跳，然後瞄一瞄天空，灰灰暗暗的正被密雲籠罩，似是快要下雨。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMyVzWiCNq2
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaFwMwxrmJ
屌！連個天都唔鍾意我? 你等我落咗山先好落雨喎！1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnfmnUE038
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OTov1wd4K
才走了幾步，正想打電話call的士之際，突然感到尿急。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dZMGcTQrC
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7cEKTYiHV
我左望望右望望，視線範圍之內，不要說廁所，連坑渠都沒有一條。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSS4uKRmIS
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWtQFVPi033
算了，反正無人，求其快手屙咗篤尿就走。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYXxAVCUF6
1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmOD5eezck
我走到路邊的一棵樹下，對著樹幹拉下褲鍊就開始小解。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQR2336ItR
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正當我才開始解放，卻已經下起大雨。1855Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqOr1EcEGw
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