糖水會在女生樓層六樓的common room舉行，Michael自告奮勇的跟著另外幾個女生下去二樓將糖水拿上來，樂言和呀君滿場飛的認識女孩子，我則呆坐在一角想著剛才的事情，又不斷拿著手機更新著紙言，看看有沒有新文章貼出來。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmfp28x1jhg
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofjipAkTE4
「喂，你做乜鬼匿埋一二邊玩電話呀? 又話嚟搵初戀? 」樂言走過來在我的耳邊輕聲道。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsmqEtrL4c
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEcgKdvOzS
「哦? ......係啦係啦，嚟啦。」紙言還沒有新文章，躲在一角自閉也不是辦法，而且樂言也說得對，還是先找初戀為妙。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuXjln8GXo
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgiPhfmrui
我暫時放下羊先生的事情，換了一個嘴臉，努力跟樂言一起認識女孩子。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1Suteu57I
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWosug9a0xt
「Hey, Kitty，呢個係我roommate，佢叫做Samuel呀。」樂言向我介紹一個高挑長髮的女生，樣子不錯，不過不是我喜歡的類型。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74AW09fv7I
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSoM5Wrnj6
「Hi，叫我Sam得啦。」我保持應有的禮貌打了聲招呼。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2knPg1Wzma
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTyLk5cRtK
Kitty也向我打了聲招呼，然後我們就聊起一些無聊趣事。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtJC5AdeAr
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcUpsDGVxD
不過大部份時間只是樂言和Kitty在聊而已，我只是敷衍的應付一兩句，一來Kitty不是我杯茶，二來我也想著剛才的事情。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WgBOMX1IT
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxFUa3wK9U
「喂！有糖水食啦各位！」Michael情緒高漲的拿著一大煲糖水，在數個女生的簇擁下，一邊大呼小叫一邊走進common room。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUkcA4j8B6
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSCMRho2er
我們三個同時交換了一個眼色，大概大家都在想同一件事﹕Michael你可以冷靜一下嗎? 雖然我們明白你一下子見到這麼多女生是多麽的興奮，但也不用這麼High過頭吧? 這樣只會嚇跑人家的。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfh2N82hgr
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcM7VILfid1
我打算扮作不認識他，逕自走到盥洗盤將碗和匙羹洗乾淨。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVFsT1HzBI
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOC5PQsoaaX
「駛唔駛幫手呀? 」一把甜美的女聲從右側傳過來。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzp5wYEXtnn
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOov1kfARJ
我轉頭一看，是一個比我矮一個頭，瘦瘦削削，綁著一條短馬尾的女生，樣子還算可愛。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23I37k80xs
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvlvCjN23x
「哦，好呀，唔該你。」我將洗好的匙羹放在她手上，然後拿著一堆碗，和她一起放在中央一張大桌子上。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAvvC4rzYlp
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSRFEeOK5X
Michael擠進我和這個女生中間，並暗地將我推開。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzcaPv1uxC
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0tO0vCh0d
「Jodi我幫你潷吖，你想食幾多呀? 」Michael一臉殷勤的向那女生道。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQ4iAZNUo8
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbLWO2z7DC
喂喂！Michael你不用這樣子吧，我又沒有說過要跟你爭，你不用一下子就擠開我吧? 好歹我們也是認識的啊！943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VeOvt4yxu
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHRs37N68M
算了算了，早知Michael你這個人是重色輕友的了，反正我今天也沒有甚麼心情，全都讓給你好了。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHdD8IvQsQ
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PJlQ2zrnY
我獨自坐在一旁，拿著手機又去檢查有沒有新文章，突然又有一把女聲問我﹕「咦你唔食糖水咩? 我比我呢碗你吖。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegmhAL4ZtC
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuj0qLLHPj
原來是剛才那個叫Jodi的女生，她正把她手上的碗遞給我。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDm66yOZ0x
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZvhbHTaf5
「吓? 哦，唔該你。」我也不好意思拒絕，我接過碗後，問她﹕「咁你呢? 你唔食咩? 」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGxRUCYazZ
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfr42pcv65
她微笑道﹕「我去攞第二碗咪得囉。」接著她到桌子上拿了另外一碗糖水，然後坐在我旁邊。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pkbN4LJnv
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfa0SKXsKcC
我也不好意思繼續看手機，於是跟她攀談起來﹕「係呢Jodi，你讀邊科㗎 ? 」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRchx3x7n1e
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwWGBQBaep
Jodi略表驚訝﹕「你又知我叫Jodi? 」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfpSENJnzY
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUckRHRHxZt
我指了指Michael笑道﹕「頭先Michael好大聲講你個名出嚟嘛。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTd7g72J3g
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyudZlibE05
她鼓起了腮﹕「咁你呢? 你未話我知你叫咩名喎。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OnIhreZ9X
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkU1MoiEfi
我道﹕「我叫Samuel，你叫我Sam啦，佢哋都係咁叫我。我同樂言、呀君同Michael都係讀Accounting㗎。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMQKxYLoyE
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJk8BNNfBg2
她作恍然大悟狀﹕「哦，原來你就係11樓嗰四個......之一。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadRNKsBKqb
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7wUSEQBji
四個甚麼之一? 我見她的笑容有點不懷好意，也不想追問下去。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnugACsMeLr
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCi0ZXPOhyc
我也不知道他們三個在短短數日之內在這裏闖出了甚麼名堂，但大概不是甚麼好東西吧，於是我拉開了話題﹕「你仲未話我知你讀咩科喎。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5nAN7KXoE
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9RiuXo1rS
「我都係BBA Year1呀，我讀HR㗎。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAab1ojyjt8
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKpJ7wnbTi
「哦? 咁遲啲可能會一齊上lecture喎。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMhjQjBQRQ
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyNQAwTaF2
「咦? 你哋講緊咩咁好傾呀? 」Michael突然加一把口來插科打諢。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmglTGeDwQP
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXG68Lb362O
我隨口道﹕「無呀，我話啲蕃薯糖水淡戊戊，諗緊係邊個煲咋嘛。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWnaptEHgw
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPdBWJLoVr
Michael道﹕「唔係吖，我覺得淡淡哋幾清新呀，Jodi佢煲得唔錯吖。」然後笑淫淫的看著我。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7L3duyl3U
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3MkXaXsoa
這個臭小子！逮到機會就乘機在女生面前損我，這種事情他還真是做得出來。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46wg0wvyiu
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQYvXhuIfD
「係咩? 我覺得薑味唔夠濃，同埋啲蕃薯唔夠甜囉。」我也無意為了爭取好感而說討好的說話，所以刻意說真話。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYkAT03irR
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4zq0ZO1fo
Jodi聞言喝了一口糖水﹕「又好似有啲淡喎......」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkf1EDoNDg
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBb7KpTipNh
Michael馬上插嘴﹕「唔係吖Jodi，我覺得好好飲呀，係呀Sam佢奄尖聲悶啫，唔駛佢煲仲呀吱呀咗。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlc0Q0vFMuq
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDOJUYSzUo
行行行！Michael我讓給你好了，不要再攻擊我了。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9RySiAYjz
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ934lC8vTmb
我三扒兩撥將糖水喝光，然後站起來道﹕「我食飽啦，你哋慢慢啦，我上返去先啦。」然後就頭也不回的離開了六樓。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnj5c1xRgTI
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95lDpAITTm
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfETHl2QwUN
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCa8h7lUXH
 943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbItGnZto5
回到房間，我又急不及待的查看了紙言，還是未有更新。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjKrsiIF7D
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEZVC0yCdH
既然還未有更新，我就首先思考一下整件事。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuV0Q3It4IH
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpI62Pd6Mhe
一個叫羊先生的網絡作者，在網絡上發表了一個故事，名叫《我老婆教我追女仔》，故事中的主角跟我同名同姓，一樣是BU Accounting的Year 1，而且序章所說的事情跟我完全一模一樣。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEis3Fek63H
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7SAIHdC3r
嗯......難道這個「羊先生」就是我自己? 我自己寫了故事發表出去而我也不知道? 是人格分裂? 夢遊?943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeINeQctyP
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjdoohy2uf
我思考著各種可能性，但沒有一個是合理的。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMvVKgIWky
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXwhAUekAV
還是這個「羊先生」是平行宇宙中的我? 『我』在另一個宇宙發表了這個故事，但卻給我看到了?943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH61aT1RBU7
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJB6fVbL1lI
雖然這個假設也很科幻，但這是唯一一個可以解釋一切，而我又能夠接受的原因。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEo1K6X0bCP
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GsWdQ37AR
若是這樣的話，豈不是看了這個故事，我就會知道我將會發生甚麼事嗎?943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnV1ImDUESb
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztKXYDafnW
對了！羊先生不是有facebook專頁嗎? 給他一個訊息問一下就好了。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHY59Pg8UKs
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZqqhdNnQT
「羊先生你好，我偶然睇到你個故，發現你故事中嘅男主角唔止同我同名同姓，連序章講嘅內容同男主角嘅想法都同我一模一樣。我意思係，我就係陳洛鋒，我都係讀BU Accounting Year1。究竟你係邊個? 點解你會知道我啲嘢? 見字請速回。好心急嘅陳洛鋒上。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntHP53i5wW
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uwpENqaQI
發了這個訊息之後，我就開始研究這個故事。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaoBquzcVs
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3J2VYDZdZx
故事名稱叫做《我老婆教我追女仔》，那麼這個『我』，應該是說主角，即是『陳洛鋒』吧。那麼會有一個『老婆』來教我追女仔? 這是甚麼狗屁故事? 我老婆要教我找小三? 不會吧?943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQISUgpuOE
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zM4G2DSoB
我又重頭看一遍簡介，說是有一個少女阻止『我』向女神表白，又自認是『我』的老婆，但卻要教『我』如何追求女神。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXK91o3CPO6
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SATfhunnA
嗯......這個少女既然自認是我的老婆，應該真的是我老婆吧? 不然這個故事要如何說下去? 但為何我會有一個老婆呢? 難道是指腹為婚但我是不知道的?943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sRHr9Dhfg
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZb2NY8PSH0
我馬上打了一個電話給我姊姊﹕「喂家姐。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgpPc8Hbw7
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EhF8fHJ1S
「點呀細佬? 」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EUhaae1zy
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNPYyzIl49
「我有無一個指腹為婚嘅老婆，係呀爸呀媽一直都無話我知㗎? 」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWx75LeqTxb
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSP7NWsHtN
姊姊聞言大笑﹕「哈哈哈！你係咪想要女朋友諗到傻咗呀? 」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CvDXmNHmk
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLG1IZdUX1S
「喂，咪笑住啦，認真問㗎！」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1oNj67ofU
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tldkJBlTG
「無呀！」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlrQQjuj74
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCtHPzTUkB
「你肯定? 」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tOQeQAYP9
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrh7ne5kCn5
「1000%肯定呀！咪諗埋啲無聊嘢啦，想要女朋友就靠自己啦！」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGk3Bu7bai
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9i3T9lakOB
「係啦係啦！係咁啦！」得到確認後我馬上掛上電話，免得被她繼續恥笑下去。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMP8ky4Nxsq
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOu8sVanAD9
不是指腹為婚，那麼這個老婆是從那裏來的?943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2M0tXBQO0G
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbH7LaGqK20
這個盲點我想來想去想不通，於是就放棄了。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgT8j9eoop
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLQkklRiyk
看畢序章後，這個故事背景應該是發生在『我』的大學時代，即是跟我現在的情況一樣。那麼故事名上的這個「追女仔」，應該就是『我』在大學裏追女仔吧。而簡介亦說『我』正打算向女神表白，那麼這個女神是誰呢? 到現在為止還沒有甚麼女生能讓我覺得她是女神啊！難道這個女神還沒有出現?943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfScdAWRard
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhD4reKDBzt
就在我幻想著這個女神到底是甚麼模樣的時候，房門打開了。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78DjNc1euE
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0e74UDYj5
樂言笑問﹕「做咩咁快上返嚟呀? 多女得滯怕羞呀? 」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqb98Kl7ja
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMhPu0dVAU
我也懶得跟他解釋，揮揮手敷衍道﹕「係呀係呀，我唔喺度咪仲好，少個人同你哋爭飯食呀嘛。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTf9r9uUK37
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILJoaaKocI
他走過來搭著我的肩膊，笑道﹕「咁講嘢㗎你，無咗你呢塊綠葉喺度，又點襯托住我呢朵牡丹呢? 」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jwRDjuyUD
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFPgtBGOgj
我白了他一眼，別過頭去不太想理會他。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhX84xzcK17
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkqC3UifFZj
他沒有理會我的冷淡對待，續道﹕「我哋玩UNO呀，一齊落嚟玩啦。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBS3R5BhuJe
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOj4VPFPGKz
我搖頭﹕「唔好啦，我想睇小說呀。」我還想等待文章更新，而且我也要等待羊先生的回覆。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfG2Ptjb3FX
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGzepUFu8c
「睇咩小說呀? 」樂言瞄了我的電腦屏幕一眼，道﹕「睇乜鬼嘢甜故吖，落嚟同我哋一齊玩UNO好過啦。」然後不理我願不願意，硬將我拉到了六樓。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClCeSBsUjl
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943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIVAGSndZq
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943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1b9f7C7xQe
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「咦? 你哋返嚟啦。」才剛走進common room，Kitty就向我們招手。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSNJ4qtHqJ
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpU9CDV3iW
樂言拉著我一起坐下﹕「係呀係呀，呢條友囉，話太多靚女喺度怕羞喎，咪自己一個返上去囉。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQK3fhzPd4R
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91ojXkCpzk
他的說話惹來一陣竊笑聲，眾人的目光都集中在我身上，讓我窘得無地自容。這個時候，我走也不是不走也不是。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiGAj7NIis
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5y54t8kN4
我本想狠狠的揍樂言一頓，最低限度也是要瞪他一眼的，但我怕這時候做出甚麼舉動都有欲蓋彌彰之疑。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9CyBa7jZ6
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK61SRE2iOg
「Sam，乜你咁怕羞㗎咩? 唔似喎。」說話的正是坐在我旁邊的Jodi，她正似笑非笑的看著我。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HPTl9nOty
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HMdgsu4t2
換作平日，我定會跟Jodi這種開朗的女生談笑風生，但今天的我實在有太多事困擾了，害我的腦袋都轉不過來。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqbwR7Exk4
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCFssAFLPJ
「吓? ...係...係咩? ......哈哈......」我也不知道自己在說甚麼，只是以笑遮醜矇混過去。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfeCrDBTOcU
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5J6riZqy8Q
還好這時候開始遊戲，大家亦改而專注手上和枱面上的卡牌。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9xkblvEY6
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcdYstMmIk
玩了數個會合，大家的情緒開始高漲，我趁著一局完結之時悄悄看一下手機，一看之下發現第一章已經發表了。我激動得馬上站起來。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxJuXVAoGK
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIR0Att5XF
眾人的焦點又再次集中在我身上，我連忙道﹕「Sorry，有啲緊要嘢做要走先，你哋繼續玩啦。」留下了這句話我就一溜煙的跑掉了。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPSPA0RaD7
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwfqrdVUby
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95QXqv9RGw
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回到房間之後，我馬上極速看完了第一章。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Qa0X6PBP5
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEs8sqNWe3
天！無論是師姐Karen，認識樂言他們的情節，還有當天做過甚麼，全部都一模一樣，連人物的對話都可以完全一樣，這...這到底是......943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeckYbGqruy
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrw5JARPVP
雖然從看了序章之後我就已經覺得故事中的主角就是我，但我沒想到連其他角色的對白和反應也和現實中的一模一樣，這怎麼可能? 羊先生到底是誰?943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWi8HTa5yG5
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bknbn94x1
對了，他有沒有回覆我的留言?943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqPm3jEDUV
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7ATY5RLmR
我檢查了一下Facebook，羊先生還真的有一個訊息留給我。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCxJ0b5G5P
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6ufWAvYMC
「你係陳洛鋒? 唔係啩? 咪玩啦！好開心啱啱po個故就有你呢啲fans，鍾意個故鍾意到以為自己係主角。But anyway, 呢個故我老作咋喎，邊有可能同現實一樣呀? 」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebHxligg5h
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcdqP1OAUU
老作? 不是吧? 但完全一模一樣啊！這個巧合的或然輪比零更低吧?943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYKyezLTt2
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9d87osLzMo
看來這個羊先生不相信我呢！不過話說回來我也沒有甚麽可以證明自己的方法。他不相信我也很正常。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdgXuE0jK4
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAjdkQc5e4
那怎算好呢? 先不管為何這個故事跟我的經歷一樣，若果這只是羊先生的創作的話，豈不是說我的命運正掌握在他手裏嗎?943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95YiAFHeVQ
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1lbtSSJqS
我突然想到了事情的嚴重性，我連忙發了一個訊息給羊先生。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2b0OhtVxD
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9q3vKow5MT
「我睇咗你個序章同第一章已經覺得好正啦！幾時會有下面呀? 快啲啦好唔好? 你真係寫得好鬼抵死搞笑呀！BTW，fb已like，皮已正。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SMelgrD7T
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡju6z8FJOxg
這些所謂的網絡作者，都是用正評和like數來自瀆的，我這一頂高帽蓋下去，他的貼文速度會加快吧?943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHEIxke1rs
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CACaVrcR8
說時遲，那時快，他竟然馬上回覆了我。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGLdBKNtPq
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEi2VJotAvM
「多謝欣賞，估唔到咁快有人鍾意我寫嘅嘢，搞到我鬼死咁開心！BTW，咪催文啦，好努力寫緊啦！」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjasM1kuPP
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlNFBIYpYW
如果事不關己我才不理會這個故事是否爛尾呢！可惡！......對了！就算暫時沒有新文章，問一下大概的劇情也可以吧。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYOnutNus1
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2mCXsZRvM
「加油！雖然我都希望你慢慢寫好個故，但我真係好心急，可唔可以透露下個『老婆』究竟同主角係咩關係? 真係佢老婆? 個女神又幾時出現呀? 如果真係唔方便透露嘅，at least可唔可以話我知係咪happy end呀? 」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhPfbCXoWV
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdO7XNwSHeA
雖然我也很想知道『老婆』和『女神』這些角色的進一步資料，但我更加在意是否happy ending。有傳言高登講故台被下了sad end的詛咒，十個故事九個都是sad end的。這種愛情故事的sad end，不外乎被女主角拋棄，然後女配角又突然不愛男主角；又或是女主角意外死了，男主角發誓一生不愛他人等等膠到不行的摧淚結局......943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbO3m801eiv
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嗚呀！我不要！我不要sad end！我不要肥胖終老，自瀆一生呀！老土一點也不打緊，happy end就好，像CCTVB那些膠劇ending就行了，不用搞那麽多花樣。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmgZm8Eugz
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7gDZ0aDBp
我突然很羡慕那些大夥兒BBQ的結局，又或是一群人跳起Yeah那一類，甚至是幾對新人拉起「恭喜發財」唱「齊歡唱，同慶賀......」也沒所謂，只要不是sad end就好......943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7E3IUh69Os
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHDPFJyY9h
到底下一章的劇情是甚麼? 到底『老婆』是誰? 『女神』又是誰? 到底會不會sad end?943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkM1mjUVxt
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAmMnhxaxL
「啪喳」一聲，房門打開，樂言呀君和Michael魚貫走進房間。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUDHWSvdqK
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqwiIzkBWo
我嚇了一跳﹕「嘩！做乜入哂嚟呀? 」我瞥見門外還有其他人，都是在剛才糖水會見過的，Kitty和Jodi也赫然在內。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CYwC0pGJ1
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAQJKrwz7A
樂言道﹕「我話你搞咩就真，無嗱嗱又走返上嚟，玩自閉呀? 」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fGc4kxctg
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnfePxAt8y
我有點不耐煩﹕「無呀無呀，有嘢做呀。」手指不期然又按了一下F5。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2baSYbABV
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mpPkiNQvH
「你會有咩做吖? ......超！又係甜故呀? 」樂言走過來瞄了電腦屏幕一眼道。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4nR5CUBzx
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FasZPsgFM
我也懶得跟他糾纏﹕「係呀係呀，咪搞住哂啦。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtzhL7GgWn
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKloG4ZLy8
樂言向呀君打了一個眼色，然後他兩人一起走過來夾起我﹕「咪留喺度做宅男啦，我哋一齊去九龍城食宵夜啦！」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9UeceJbGk
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNs72i6nfF6
我訝道﹕「又食? 頭先唔係食完糖水啦咩? 」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5WhpM3QE6
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRlGHdEyHh
呀君笑道﹕「得嗰一煲咁大把，邊夠我哋咁多人食吖。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3rOWFWqwN
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqnyQw8rFn
樂言跟我耳語﹕「藉口嚟嘅啫，實情係根本成班仔想同班女玩耐啲。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEV1IoFwV8
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxpvt3osy6
我輕聲笑道﹕「係你三條友咋? 唔好賴其他人喎。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWtXdTbYwj
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgYEMHg38a
樂言哈哈笑道﹕「你點話點好啦，咪話唔夠兄弟呀，而家專登上嚟拉埋你去都算係咁啦。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3jsJsevZw
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5ZUxm8bxE
我心裏嘀咕﹕『慌你唔係睇中咗邊件，跟住將其他豬頭骨塞比我等無人阻住你咩? 』943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfq94n7T6BF
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtg311AtigL
就是這樣，我們一行十多人就步行到九龍城吃宵夜。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHU3Ri0xSd
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfq0m8DO2R
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrFypd6DGW
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Crj02FSaX
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一路上說說笑笑，但直到在糖水店坐下了，我還是沒有多大的心情跟他們聊天，只是時不時的留意著文章有沒有更新，又或是羊先生有沒有回覆。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHoIISks1L
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKQnTvwKwB
「喂，做咩你成晚都睇住個電話嘅? 有咩咁好睇呀? 」Jodi見我不發一言，跟其他人格格不入的，忍不住問我。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hZbTXND3Z
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTmz2yYpov
坐在我身旁的Michael瞪了我一眼﹕「好心你啦，成班人喺度你就唔好玩電話啦。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSicUnLf3f
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡShbq3f4N3g
聽到Michael這樣說，我也頓時覺得這樣很沒禮貌，正想收起電話，但赫然發現故事剛剛發表了第二章。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPXWvqIFz6
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVBPFj4QtG
What? 這個第二章只得Part1? 這個羊先生可真會吊人胃口啊！943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uuE2pcOV5
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuEW25SVPT
我連忙道﹕「等！等等！等我睇埋呢節先。」然後我沒理會眾人的奇異目光，火速閱畢發表了的部份。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XXhIyu6x8
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcsMMtGIoT
甚麽? 原來『我』是在P.E.堂遇見女神的！淺啡色頭髮紥馬尾，眼大大......不是吧? 只得這些形容? 我每天在校園內碰到這樣的女生，沒有三十個也有二十個啊！唉......算了算了......反正能讓我呆若木雞，心跳加速的，應該是看一眼就能認出來的美女吧。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4n3d7ZB5J
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5Z9qiQGyx
故事中說『我』跟『樂言』鬥波時因為心不在焉而不斷出醜，看來我有機會改變未來了，嘿嘿！943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcyfDSZtckm
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBAi68Pq9X
就在我剛看完這一節時，我聽到Jodi問我﹕「你睇緊咩呀? 好似咁緊張咁嘅? 」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeLDzu7YyO
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtD75QdaCJT
Michael搭嘴道﹕「佢好鍾意睇網絡啲甜故㗎，而家肯定都睇緊啦。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAP6aXgv97
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGu7RvolOk
Jodi瞪大了雙眼﹕「甜故? 」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gVAT3vWmb
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyvvmTY7uY
Michael借機在她耳邊解釋，只見Jodi的臉紅了一下，但卻向我道﹕「我都好鍾意睇故仔喎，比我睇吓呀? 」說罷向我伸出了手。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbFNlPC82x
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXctvWSwejE
我將電話收回口袋裏，搖搖手道﹕「甜故唔啱細路女睇呀，等你大個先啦。」事實上我不想有任何認識的人知道這個故事的存在，皆因故事中人物的名字和現實中的一模一樣，而且主角的想法(就是我的想法)都赤裸裸的呈現人前，我可不想有朋友知道我在想些甚麼。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgHL5lt9WX
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGCohGzLsg
Jodi鼓起腮哼了一聲，模樣說有多可愛就有多可愛。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiPBgdR0wH
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXe5dIeubdZ
不過現在的我，已經給還沒有出現的女神弄得神不守舍，對於其他女生可沒有甚麼心思。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBz3IVNHhc4
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我轉問樂言﹕「我哋幾時上P.E.堂呀? 」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDX0IWuE9m
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasPbwr4mMp
「後日。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqV21cDexc
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後天? 那不是只剩一天時間練習? 不過臨急抱佛腳總好過甚麼也不做。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqJIf6lgm1
943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjbVeshDpW
我指著樂言他們命令道﹕「你！你！你！你三個聽日放學同我一齊去打波。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEmm0hkhTX
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他們三個同時拉長了臉，呀君抱怨道﹕「吓? 點解呀? 改做打機得唔得呀? 」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCBk2qngN3
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「機幾時都有得打啦！後生細仔做多啲運動啦！」絕對不能讓他們逃掉，只剩下我一個人的話可練不到甚麼東西。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVuV4qYae0
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Jodi雀躍的舉手﹕「我又去！我又去！」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6zXjlviyj
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我馬上搖頭拒絕﹕「Nonono！我哋要練波......」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzSqUt0dNe
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我還沒有說完，Michael就搶著道﹕「好呀好呀！多啲人去好玩啲呀！」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sfsfYieES
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我聽到樂言問Kitty﹕「你聽日得唔得閒去呀? 」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvDLtfFDpP
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Kitty想了想，道﹕「好呀，我應該都得閒。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdGBjqOjgu
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樂言拍了一下手﹕「好！就咁決定！聽日下晝五點，金城道，去嘅舉手。」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOS2hN8Qf6
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現場的眾人見有熱鬧可趁，紛紛舉高了手，只得我一臉無奈的看著眾人。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkB9BTnJO2d
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樂言見我這個模樣，奇道﹕「咦? 唔係你建議打波咩? 你做咩唔舉手呀? 」然後就抓起我的手高舉。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOMEvSewVSM
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What the......怎會變成這樣的?943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaLuUG95K2
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當晚回到宿舍後不久我就收到羊先生的回覆。943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkj9cm6ZvU
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「嘿嘿！我係唔會劇透㗎！你一路追落去咪知囉！至於係唔係happy ending，我都仲諗緊，未有咁快決定住。繼續追故啦巴打！」943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnei0aKYU1t
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你老......！若果不是性命攸關真的想瘋狂派膠給這個羊先生！可惡！943Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUs7bC8BPj
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