糖水會在女生樓層六樓的common room舉行,Michael自告奮勇的跟著另外幾個女生下去二樓將糖水拿上來,樂言和呀君滿場飛的認識女孩子,我則呆坐在一角想著剛才的事情,又不斷拿著手機更新著紙言,看看有沒有新文章貼出來。857Please respect copyright.PENANA71euAX5fIL
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「喂,你做乜鬼匿埋一二邊玩電話呀? 又話嚟搵初戀? 」樂言走過來在我的耳邊輕聲道。857Please respect copyright.PENANAzFXzQhSDQQ
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「哦? ......係啦係啦,嚟啦。」紙言還沒有新文章,躲在一角自閉也不是辦法,而且樂言也說得對,還是先找初戀為妙。857Please respect copyright.PENANAapyUMUK8Fa
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我暫時放下羊先生的事情,換了一個嘴臉,努力跟樂言一起認識女孩子。857Please respect copyright.PENANA8R9j2sKI26
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「Hey, Kitty,呢個係我roommate,佢叫做Samuel呀。」樂言向我介紹一個高挑長髮的女生,樣子不錯,不過不是我喜歡的類型。857Please respect copyright.PENANAlUiE1b0rEJ
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「Hi,叫我Sam得啦。」我保持應有的禮貌打了聲招呼。857Please respect copyright.PENANAAQWGRvef0u
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Kitty也向我打了聲招呼,然後我們就聊起一些無聊趣事。857Please respect copyright.PENANA8z2QTsmAoO
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不過大部份時間只是樂言和Kitty在聊而已,我只是敷衍的應付一兩句,一來Kitty不是我杯茶,二來我也想著剛才的事情。857Please respect copyright.PENANARuLIT9eb4r
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「喂!有糖水食啦各位!」Michael情緒高漲的拿著一大煲糖水,在數個女生的簇擁下,一邊大呼小叫一邊走進common room。857Please respect copyright.PENANAVMFVnQkCqZ
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我們三個同時交換了一個眼色,大概大家都在想同一件事﹕Michael你可以冷靜一下嗎? 雖然我們明白你一下子見到這麼多女生是多麽的興奮,但也不用這麼High過頭吧? 這樣只會嚇跑人家的。857Please respect copyright.PENANAysRUC6ZmEw
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我打算扮作不認識他,逕自走到盥洗盤將碗和匙羹洗乾淨。857Please respect copyright.PENANAz6Ldx8jK4w
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「駛唔駛幫手呀? 」一把甜美的女聲從右側傳過來。857Please respect copyright.PENANAFkVkhyuWdt
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我轉頭一看,是一個比我矮一個頭,瘦瘦削削,綁著一條短馬尾的女生,樣子還算可愛。857Please respect copyright.PENANAPSkPAhB0Sd
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「哦,好呀,唔該你。」我將洗好的匙羹放在她手上,然後拿著一堆碗,和她一起放在中央一張大桌子上。857Please respect copyright.PENANAf9hXSaReC4
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Michael擠進我和這個女生中間,並暗地將我推開。857Please respect copyright.PENANA15ZPXPrQHk
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「Jodi我幫你潷吖,你想食幾多呀? 」Michael一臉殷勤的向那女生道。857Please respect copyright.PENANA7PDE5mlqaQ
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喂喂!Michael你不用這樣子吧,我又沒有說過要跟你爭,你不用一下子就擠開我吧? 好歹我們也是認識的啊!857Please respect copyright.PENANASB5PgTyBNU
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算了算了,早知Michael你這個人是重色輕友的了,反正我今天也沒有甚麼心情,全都讓給你好了。857Please respect copyright.PENANAPJN3jqtGr1
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我獨自坐在一旁,拿著手機又去檢查有沒有新文章,突然又有一把女聲問我﹕「咦你唔食糖水咩? 我比我呢碗你吖。」857Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3uDcBdZIo
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原來是剛才那個叫Jodi的女生,她正把她手上的碗遞給我。857Please respect copyright.PENANA91QGzNGY3T
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「吓? 哦,唔該你。」我也不好意思拒絕,我接過碗後,問她﹕「咁你呢? 你唔食咩? 」857Please respect copyright.PENANARcghFeQMqG
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她微笑道﹕「我去攞第二碗咪得囉。」接著她到桌子上拿了另外一碗糖水,然後坐在我旁邊。857Please respect copyright.PENANANea40ot58F
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我也不好意思繼續看手機,於是跟她攀談起來﹕「係呢Jodi,你讀邊科㗎 ? 」857Please respect copyright.PENANA3fzFMK5djm
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Jodi略表驚訝﹕「你又知我叫Jodi? 」857Please respect copyright.PENANAeB48h8fkxq
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我指了指Michael笑道﹕「頭先Michael好大聲講你個名出嚟嘛。」857Please respect copyright.PENANAD9bSCGWkxd
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她鼓起了腮﹕「咁你呢? 你未話我知你叫咩名喎。」857Please respect copyright.PENANAIj9bdy0UXH
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我道﹕「我叫Samuel,你叫我Sam啦,佢哋都係咁叫我。我同樂言、呀君同Michael都係讀Accounting㗎。」857Please respect copyright.PENANAwH3dS86voJ
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她作恍然大悟狀﹕「哦,原來你就係11樓嗰四個......之一。」857Please respect copyright.PENANAIi2s4gxL5k
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四個甚麼之一? 我見她的笑容有點不懷好意,也不想追問下去。857Please respect copyright.PENANAcu0Ce6qOJ6
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我也不知道他們三個在短短數日之內在這裏闖出了甚麼名堂,但大概不是甚麼好東西吧,於是我拉開了話題﹕「你仲未話我知你讀咩科喎。」857Please respect copyright.PENANA66QKhfYJXu
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「我都係BBA Year1呀,我讀HR㗎。」857Please respect copyright.PENANA5XytTgtje7
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「哦? 咁遲啲可能會一齊上lecture喎。」857Please respect copyright.PENANAPV6g1bBh0V
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「咦? 你哋講緊咩咁好傾呀? 」Michael突然加一把口來插科打諢。857Please respect copyright.PENANAC1a4cnx4WM
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我隨口道﹕「無呀,我話啲蕃薯糖水淡戊戊,諗緊係邊個煲咋嘛。」857Please respect copyright.PENANA1S5fyEQslB
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Michael道﹕「唔係吖,我覺得淡淡哋幾清新呀,Jodi佢煲得唔錯吖。」然後笑淫淫的看著我。857Please respect copyright.PENANAA4DKJNKq3C
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這個臭小子!逮到機會就乘機在女生面前損我,這種事情他還真是做得出來。857Please respect copyright.PENANAm8UL2irXMq
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「係咩? 我覺得薑味唔夠濃,同埋啲蕃薯唔夠甜囉。」我也無意為了爭取好感而說討好的說話,所以刻意說真話。857Please respect copyright.PENANA3Lt8iKTB6u
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Jodi聞言喝了一口糖水﹕「又好似有啲淡喎......」857Please respect copyright.PENANA9zsE37GOIu
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Michael馬上插嘴﹕「唔係吖Jodi,我覺得好好飲呀,係呀Sam佢奄尖聲悶啫,唔駛佢煲仲呀吱呀咗。」857Please respect copyright.PENANAOiuU2kcmuj
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行行行!Michael我讓給你好了,不要再攻擊我了。857Please respect copyright.PENANAdLaJNLD5UO
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我三扒兩撥將糖水喝光,然後站起來道﹕「我食飽啦,你哋慢慢啦,我上返去先啦。」然後就頭也不回的離開了六樓。857Please respect copyright.PENANAMacHbbTG4c
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回到房間,我又急不及待的查看了紙言,還是未有更新。857Please respect copyright.PENANAWcXH2WerEW
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既然還未有更新,我就首先思考一下整件事。857Please respect copyright.PENANAW7zmwk4FO3
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一個叫羊先生的網絡作者,在網絡上發表了一個故事,名叫《我老婆教我追女仔》,故事中的主角跟我同名同姓,一樣是BU Accounting的Year 1,而且序章所說的事情跟我完全一模一樣。857Please respect copyright.PENANAfpq3qi7Vdc
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嗯......難道這個「羊先生」就是我自己? 我自己寫了故事發表出去而我也不知道? 是人格分裂? 夢遊?857Please respect copyright.PENANAWodd5X7ou0
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我思考著各種可能性,但沒有一個是合理的。857Please respect copyright.PENANA7Z6pwsTzPR
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還是這個「羊先生」是平行宇宙中的我? 『我』在另一個宇宙發表了這個故事,但卻給我看到了?857Please respect copyright.PENANAvEqBcvLBNK
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雖然這個假設也很科幻,但這是唯一一個可以解釋一切,而我又能夠接受的原因。857Please respect copyright.PENANATsq6H9vCAc
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若是這樣的話,豈不是看了這個故事,我就會知道我將會發生甚麼事嗎?857Please respect copyright.PENANAQWGdmG3g8i
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對了!羊先生不是有facebook專頁嗎? 給他一個訊息問一下就好了。857Please respect copyright.PENANAIkT2wL6OV5
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「羊先生你好,我偶然睇到你個故,發現你故事中嘅男主角唔止同我同名同姓,連序章講嘅內容同男主角嘅想法都同我一模一樣。我意思係,我就係陳洛鋒,我都係讀BU Accounting Year1。究竟你係邊個? 點解你會知道我啲嘢? 見字請速回。好心急嘅陳洛鋒上。」857Please respect copyright.PENANAcOGB8HTReT
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發了這個訊息之後,我就開始研究這個故事。857Please respect copyright.PENANA9SVaNWuDrB
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故事名稱叫做《我老婆教我追女仔》,那麼這個『我』,應該是說主角,即是『陳洛鋒』吧。那麼會有一個『老婆』來教我追女仔? 這是甚麼狗屁故事? 我老婆要教我找小三? 不會吧?857Please respect copyright.PENANAE0u8WU3Y0h
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我又重頭看一遍簡介,說是有一個少女阻止『我』向女神表白,又自認是『我』的老婆,但卻要教『我』如何追求女神。857Please respect copyright.PENANAEt3C6apz8Q
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嗯......這個少女既然自認是我的老婆,應該真的是我老婆吧? 不然這個故事要如何說下去? 但為何我會有一個老婆呢? 難道是指腹為婚但我是不知道的?857Please respect copyright.PENANAYYv7sk9TWB
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我馬上打了一個電話給我姊姊﹕「喂家姐。」857Please respect copyright.PENANAAlkstVQrAb
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「點呀細佬? 」857Please respect copyright.PENANAPiP6AfMZaT
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「我有無一個指腹為婚嘅老婆,係呀爸呀媽一直都無話我知㗎? 」857Please respect copyright.PENANA7oprNSfre3
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姊姊聞言大笑﹕「哈哈哈!你係咪想要女朋友諗到傻咗呀? 」857Please respect copyright.PENANAk2wFO0fjuW
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「喂,咪笑住啦,認真問㗎!」857Please respect copyright.PENANAnIsWwmQV7l
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「無呀!」857Please respect copyright.PENANAihSo45LFus
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「你肯定? 」857Please respect copyright.PENANAhIoDxYdwHH
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「1000%肯定呀!咪諗埋啲無聊嘢啦,想要女朋友就靠自己啦!」857Please respect copyright.PENANAojKGiumc11
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「係啦係啦!係咁啦!」得到確認後我馬上掛上電話,免得被她繼續恥笑下去。857Please respect copyright.PENANANVbwcTHIhd
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不是指腹為婚,那麼這個老婆是從那裏來的?857Please respect copyright.PENANAF5KHiGdpak
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這個盲點我想來想去想不通,於是就放棄了。857Please respect copyright.PENANAT3C83iBwQJ
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看畢序章後,這個故事背景應該是發生在『我』的大學時代,即是跟我現在的情況一樣。那麼故事名上的這個「追女仔」,應該就是『我』在大學裏追女仔吧。而簡介亦說『我』正打算向女神表白,那麼這個女神是誰呢? 到現在為止還沒有甚麼女生能讓我覺得她是女神啊!難道這個女神還沒有出現?857Please respect copyright.PENANAXecgFntoz9
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就在我幻想著這個女神到底是甚麼模樣的時候,房門打開了。857Please respect copyright.PENANAhm39376MEw
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樂言笑問﹕「做咩咁快上返嚟呀? 多女得滯怕羞呀? 」857Please respect copyright.PENANAeNFNf34G68
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我也懶得跟他解釋,揮揮手敷衍道﹕「係呀係呀,我唔喺度咪仲好,少個人同你哋爭飯食呀嘛。」857Please respect copyright.PENANAAbRv2XjQ0q
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他走過來搭著我的肩膊,笑道﹕「咁講嘢㗎你,無咗你呢塊綠葉喺度,又點襯托住我呢朵牡丹呢? 」857Please respect copyright.PENANAAa69BrLHn7
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我白了他一眼,別過頭去不太想理會他。857Please respect copyright.PENANAYNLTuoKydY
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他沒有理會我的冷淡對待,續道﹕「我哋玩UNO呀,一齊落嚟玩啦。」857Please respect copyright.PENANAXYSsFUJKGG
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我搖頭﹕「唔好啦,我想睇小說呀。」我還想等待文章更新,而且我也要等待羊先生的回覆。857Please respect copyright.PENANAiE7naCQV5o
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「睇咩小說呀? 」樂言瞄了我的電腦屏幕一眼,道﹕「睇乜鬼嘢甜故吖,落嚟同我哋一齊玩UNO好過啦。」然後不理我願不願意,硬將我拉到了六樓。857Please respect copyright.PENANAHunrWpsfPs
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「咦? 你哋返嚟啦。」才剛走進common room,Kitty就向我們招手。857Please respect copyright.PENANAHkPCES5u2D
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樂言拉著我一起坐下﹕「係呀係呀,呢條友囉,話太多靚女喺度怕羞喎,咪自己一個返上去囉。」857Please respect copyright.PENANA3ziRXwQSlG
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他的說話惹來一陣竊笑聲,眾人的目光都集中在我身上,讓我窘得無地自容。這個時候,我走也不是不走也不是。857Please respect copyright.PENANAmLwa35e1AV
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我本想狠狠的揍樂言一頓,最低限度也是要瞪他一眼的,但我怕這時候做出甚麼舉動都有欲蓋彌彰之疑。857Please respect copyright.PENANAxyrpjtLQMe
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「Sam,乜你咁怕羞㗎咩? 唔似喎。」說話的正是坐在我旁邊的Jodi,她正似笑非笑的看著我。857Please respect copyright.PENANA9Z6kCNjtGN
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換作平日,我定會跟Jodi這種開朗的女生談笑風生,但今天的我實在有太多事困擾了,害我的腦袋都轉不過來。857Please respect copyright.PENANA0pmtYfoSjK
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「吓? ...係...係咩? ......哈哈......」我也不知道自己在說甚麼,只是以笑遮醜矇混過去。857Please respect copyright.PENANACPTOG5rWlM
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還好這時候開始遊戲,大家亦改而專注手上和枱面上的卡牌。857Please respect copyright.PENANAqq3n54RBV0
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玩了數個會合,大家的情緒開始高漲,我趁著一局完結之時悄悄看一下手機,一看之下發現第一章已經發表了。我激動得馬上站起來。857Please respect copyright.PENANAIPLOpz8Btf
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眾人的焦點又再次集中在我身上,我連忙道﹕「Sorry,有啲緊要嘢做要走先,你哋繼續玩啦。」留下了這句話我就一溜煙的跑掉了。857Please respect copyright.PENANAIva9GTXfDd
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回到房間之後,我馬上極速看完了第一章。857Please respect copyright.PENANAVUELIIr26B
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天!無論是師姐Karen,認識樂言他們的情節,還有當天做過甚麼,全部都一模一樣,連人物的對話都可以完全一樣,這...這到底是......857Please respect copyright.PENANABapFS7ENov
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雖然從看了序章之後我就已經覺得故事中的主角就是我,但我沒想到連其他角色的對白和反應也和現實中的一模一樣,這怎麼可能? 羊先生到底是誰?857Please respect copyright.PENANAYwllyUBvBM
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對了,他有沒有回覆我的留言?857Please respect copyright.PENANAqp3Z0eQk9W
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我檢查了一下Facebook,羊先生還真的有一個訊息留給我。857Please respect copyright.PENANAjhJsruIRqF
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「你係陳洛鋒? 唔係啩? 咪玩啦!好開心啱啱po個故就有你呢啲fans,鍾意個故鍾意到以為自己係主角。But anyway, 呢個故我老作咋喎,邊有可能同現實一樣呀? 」857Please respect copyright.PENANAQGi071IjUU
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老作? 不是吧? 但完全一模一樣啊!這個巧合的或然輪比零更低吧?857Please respect copyright.PENANArNE7NgDPTD
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看來這個羊先生不相信我呢!不過話說回來我也沒有甚麽可以證明自己的方法。他不相信我也很正常。857Please respect copyright.PENANARlc9egCgum
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那怎算好呢? 先不管為何這個故事跟我的經歷一樣,若果這只是羊先生的創作的話,豈不是說我的命運正掌握在他手裏嗎?857Please respect copyright.PENANA8J7Iiz3vrQ
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我突然想到了事情的嚴重性,我連忙發了一個訊息給羊先生。857Please respect copyright.PENANAyr027PV1hV
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「我睇咗你個序章同第一章已經覺得好正啦!幾時會有下面呀? 快啲啦好唔好? 你真係寫得好鬼抵死搞笑呀!BTW,fb已like,皮已正。」857Please respect copyright.PENANAlA4qWlgLQY
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這些所謂的網絡作者,都是用正評和like數來自瀆的,我這一頂高帽蓋下去,他的貼文速度會加快吧?857Please respect copyright.PENANAZZhxDp6k72
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說時遲,那時快,他竟然馬上回覆了我。857Please respect copyright.PENANAgqj33gCilI
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「多謝欣賞,估唔到咁快有人鍾意我寫嘅嘢,搞到我鬼死咁開心!BTW,咪催文啦,好努力寫緊啦!」857Please respect copyright.PENANA6Ri7EEcL8T
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如果事不關己我才不理會這個故事是否爛尾呢!可惡!......對了!就算暫時沒有新文章,問一下大概的劇情也可以吧。857Please respect copyright.PENANADGCVCPMFFi
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「加油!雖然我都希望你慢慢寫好個故,但我真係好心急,可唔可以透露下個『老婆』究竟同主角係咩關係? 真係佢老婆? 個女神又幾時出現呀? 如果真係唔方便透露嘅,at least可唔可以話我知係咪happy end呀? 」857Please respect copyright.PENANANz4yk0XwBy
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雖然我也很想知道『老婆』和『女神』這些角色的進一步資料,但我更加在意是否happy ending。有傳言高登講故台被下了sad end的詛咒,十個故事九個都是sad end的。這種愛情故事的sad end,不外乎被女主角拋棄,然後女配角又突然不愛男主角;又或是女主角意外死了,男主角發誓一生不愛他人等等膠到不行的摧淚結局......857Please respect copyright.PENANArEIusF0mqF
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嗚呀!我不要!我不要sad end!我不要肥胖終老,自瀆一生呀!老土一點也不打緊,happy end就好,像CCTVB那些膠劇ending就行了,不用搞那麽多花樣。857Please respect copyright.PENANA8z4goZNKG8
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我突然很羡慕那些大夥兒BBQ的結局,又或是一群人跳起Yeah那一類,甚至是幾對新人拉起「恭喜發財」唱「齊歡唱,同慶賀......」也沒所謂,只要不是sad end就好......857Please respect copyright.PENANAZT3liHGLHu
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到底下一章的劇情是甚麼? 到底『老婆』是誰? 『女神』又是誰? 到底會不會sad end?857Please respect copyright.PENANA0FopqEEZom
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「啪喳」一聲,房門打開,樂言呀君和Michael魚貫走進房間。857Please respect copyright.PENANAgDLZ1DY8kl
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我嚇了一跳﹕「嘩!做乜入哂嚟呀? 」我瞥見門外還有其他人,都是在剛才糖水會見過的,Kitty和Jodi也赫然在內。857Please respect copyright.PENANAYyJlctGXlV
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樂言道﹕「我話你搞咩就真,無嗱嗱又走返上嚟,玩自閉呀? 」857Please respect copyright.PENANAtqfJbM7IK5
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我有點不耐煩﹕「無呀無呀,有嘢做呀。」手指不期然又按了一下F5。857Please respect copyright.PENANAJkuAI8ZLDy
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「你會有咩做吖? ......超!又係甜故呀? 」樂言走過來瞄了電腦屏幕一眼道。857Please respect copyright.PENANALeVY0aZYtu
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我也懶得跟他糾纏﹕「係呀係呀,咪搞住哂啦。」857Please respect copyright.PENANAEck1axDnSx
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樂言向呀君打了一個眼色,然後他兩人一起走過來夾起我﹕「咪留喺度做宅男啦,我哋一齊去九龍城食宵夜啦!」857Please respect copyright.PENANArEUr3exCrI
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我訝道﹕「又食? 頭先唔係食完糖水啦咩? 」857Please respect copyright.PENANAhtovcpfY2u
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呀君笑道﹕「得嗰一煲咁大把,邊夠我哋咁多人食吖。」857Please respect copyright.PENANAdoiNVCxdhE
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樂言跟我耳語﹕「藉口嚟嘅啫,實情係根本成班仔想同班女玩耐啲。」857Please respect copyright.PENANAhRUUsHh7PQ
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我輕聲笑道﹕「係你三條友咋? 唔好賴其他人喎。」857Please respect copyright.PENANA5MJkzuYCV9
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樂言哈哈笑道﹕「你點話點好啦,咪話唔夠兄弟呀,而家專登上嚟拉埋你去都算係咁啦。」857Please respect copyright.PENANAPADkcXhMbl
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我心裏嘀咕﹕『慌你唔係睇中咗邊件,跟住將其他豬頭骨塞比我等無人阻住你咩? 』857Please respect copyright.PENANANE7x2B5C1u
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就是這樣,我們一行十多人就步行到九龍城吃宵夜。857Please respect copyright.PENANAOVu58JuR3E
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一路上說說笑笑,但直到在糖水店坐下了,我還是沒有多大的心情跟他們聊天,只是時不時的留意著文章有沒有更新,又或是羊先生有沒有回覆。857Please respect copyright.PENANAiS8NRuuuh5
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「喂,做咩你成晚都睇住個電話嘅? 有咩咁好睇呀? 」Jodi見我不發一言,跟其他人格格不入的,忍不住問我。857Please respect copyright.PENANAHwdrdKcAMt
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坐在我身旁的Michael瞪了我一眼﹕「好心你啦,成班人喺度你就唔好玩電話啦。」857Please respect copyright.PENANAaR1eF0DcUz
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聽到Michael這樣說,我也頓時覺得這樣很沒禮貌,正想收起電話,但赫然發現故事剛剛發表了第二章。857Please respect copyright.PENANACHRJN4NXho
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What? 這個第二章只得Part1? 這個羊先生可真會吊人胃口啊!857Please respect copyright.PENANAtVCElZPLv3
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我連忙道﹕「等!等等!等我睇埋呢節先。」然後我沒理會眾人的奇異目光,火速閱畢發表了的部份。857Please respect copyright.PENANA23bQXzc1Gf
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甚麽? 原來『我』是在P.E.堂遇見女神的!淺啡色頭髮紥馬尾,眼大大......不是吧? 只得這些形容? 我每天在校園內碰到這樣的女生,沒有三十個也有二十個啊!唉......算了算了......反正能讓我呆若木雞,心跳加速的,應該是看一眼就能認出來的美女吧。857Please respect copyright.PENANAYfJdtueFH0
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故事中說『我』跟『樂言』鬥波時因為心不在焉而不斷出醜,看來我有機會改變未來了,嘿嘿!857Please respect copyright.PENANAITRe41FsuI
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就在我剛看完這一節時,我聽到Jodi問我﹕「你睇緊咩呀? 好似咁緊張咁嘅? 」857Please respect copyright.PENANAGFeSKIGXvQ
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Michael搭嘴道﹕「佢好鍾意睇網絡啲甜故㗎,而家肯定都睇緊啦。」857Please respect copyright.PENANAQAofGfb8eZ
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Jodi瞪大了雙眼﹕「甜故? 」857Please respect copyright.PENANABijLB0YGX6
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Michael借機在她耳邊解釋,只見Jodi的臉紅了一下,但卻向我道﹕「我都好鍾意睇故仔喎,比我睇吓呀? 」說罷向我伸出了手。857Please respect copyright.PENANAgv6HrCIqqe
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我將電話收回口袋裏,搖搖手道﹕「甜故唔啱細路女睇呀,等你大個先啦。」事實上我不想有任何認識的人知道這個故事的存在,皆因故事中人物的名字和現實中的一模一樣,而且主角的想法(就是我的想法)都赤裸裸的呈現人前,我可不想有朋友知道我在想些甚麼。857Please respect copyright.PENANAH04MAuRPh7
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Jodi鼓起腮哼了一聲,模樣說有多可愛就有多可愛。857Please respect copyright.PENANA7Y56Hct4DK
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不過現在的我,已經給還沒有出現的女神弄得神不守舍,對於其他女生可沒有甚麼心思。857Please respect copyright.PENANAq2owo4w0rp
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我轉問樂言﹕「我哋幾時上P.E.堂呀? 」857Please respect copyright.PENANAaL7s6dPc7U
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「後日。」857Please respect copyright.PENANAnulCqOnJ2o
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後天? 那不是只剩一天時間練習? 不過臨急抱佛腳總好過甚麼也不做。857Please respect copyright.PENANAVFWcYc97eE
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我指著樂言他們命令道﹕「你!你!你!你三個聽日放學同我一齊去打波。」857Please respect copyright.PENANAyZJIGtqbZ9
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他們三個同時拉長了臉,呀君抱怨道﹕「吓? 點解呀? 改做打機得唔得呀? 」857Please respect copyright.PENANAI08acz3iso
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「機幾時都有得打啦!後生細仔做多啲運動啦!」絕對不能讓他們逃掉,只剩下我一個人的話可練不到甚麼東西。857Please respect copyright.PENANATlgvbQUgUN
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Jodi雀躍的舉手﹕「我又去!我又去!」857Please respect copyright.PENANAZd6ebk0P2C
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我馬上搖頭拒絕﹕「Nonono!我哋要練波......」857Please respect copyright.PENANAgb9FjLldyb
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我還沒有說完,Michael就搶著道﹕「好呀好呀!多啲人去好玩啲呀!」857Please respect copyright.PENANAKbHAuXqln6
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我聽到樂言問Kitty﹕「你聽日得唔得閒去呀? 」857Please respect copyright.PENANAts3nxMX2rU
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Kitty想了想,道﹕「好呀,我應該都得閒。」857Please respect copyright.PENANAXy5Ns1YFA6
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樂言拍了一下手﹕「好!就咁決定!聽日下晝五點,金城道,去嘅舉手。」857Please respect copyright.PENANAIUreO8DFQk
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現場的眾人見有熱鬧可趁,紛紛舉高了手,只得我一臉無奈的看著眾人。857Please respect copyright.PENANAd2t04lYxkr
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樂言見我這個模樣,奇道﹕「咦? 唔係你建議打波咩? 你做咩唔舉手呀? 」然後就抓起我的手高舉。857Please respect copyright.PENANArWcRkGCodY
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What the......怎會變成這樣的?857Please respect copyright.PENANAX42UuUSrOI
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當晚回到宿舍後不久我就收到羊先生的回覆。857Please respect copyright.PENANApHsanrz7fx
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「嘿嘿!我係唔會劇透㗎!你一路追落去咪知囉!至於係唔係happy ending,我都仲諗緊,未有咁快決定住。繼續追故啦巴打!」857Please respect copyright.PENANAyCv6rv4RU4
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你老......!若果不是性命攸關真的想瘋狂派膠給這個羊先生!可惡!857Please respect copyright.PENANAF0vPOa6SAh
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《唔係啩!真係有個老婆教我追女仔!》
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