糖水會在女生樓層六樓的common room舉行，Michael自告奮勇的跟著另外幾個女生下去二樓將糖水拿上來，樂言和呀君滿場飛的認識女孩子，我則呆坐在一角想著剛才的事情，又不斷拿著手機更新著紙言，看看有沒有新文章貼出來。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OSlrl33jx
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「喂，你做乜鬼匿埋一二邊玩電話呀? 又話嚟搵初戀? 」樂言走過來在我的耳邊輕聲道。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEgS2mkBE9
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHjfdKXZa7
「哦? ......係啦係啦，嚟啦。」紙言還沒有新文章，躲在一角自閉也不是辦法，而且樂言也說得對，還是先找初戀為妙。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7o3PCrhr3
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksTUQpV320
我暫時放下羊先生的事情，換了一個嘴臉，努力跟樂言一起認識女孩子。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lopKhx3To
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFQZcrzrBF
「Hey, Kitty，呢個係我roommate，佢叫做Samuel呀。」樂言向我介紹一個高挑長髮的女生，樣子不錯，不過不是我喜歡的類型。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfbWMUhVCp
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwAvTy8rrZ
「Hi，叫我Sam得啦。」我保持應有的禮貌打了聲招呼。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JXR4wr8Y5
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NGN5KPaqi
Kitty也向我打了聲招呼，然後我們就聊起一些無聊趣事。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1ykeG9D17
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4GEUCwwQr
不過大部份時間只是樂言和Kitty在聊而已，我只是敷衍的應付一兩句，一來Kitty不是我杯茶，二來我也想著剛才的事情。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBVBji5jHq
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvv4tG1PA6B
「喂！有糖水食啦各位！」Michael情緒高漲的拿著一大煲糖水，在數個女生的簇擁下，一邊大呼小叫一邊走進common room。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIckgNP4GX
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJmZLU9ngf
我們三個同時交換了一個眼色，大概大家都在想同一件事﹕Michael你可以冷靜一下嗎? 雖然我們明白你一下子見到這麼多女生是多麽的興奮，但也不用這麼High過頭吧? 這樣只會嚇跑人家的。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPpBVzOHvI
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXG2lDGTy0m
我打算扮作不認識他，逕自走到盥洗盤將碗和匙羹洗乾淨。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtwoSnSyfM
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrX8sFPQqF4
「駛唔駛幫手呀? 」一把甜美的女聲從右側傳過來。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rrdelfYNo
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKwkAXMDoH
我轉頭一看，是一個比我矮一個頭，瘦瘦削削，綁著一條短馬尾的女生，樣子還算可愛。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqY8eVPz3I
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2Z6gqPhzP
「哦，好呀，唔該你。」我將洗好的匙羹放在她手上，然後拿著一堆碗，和她一起放在中央一張大桌子上。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY47EVHarbn
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUK83KcOrxs
Michael擠進我和這個女生中間，並暗地將我推開。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡID1gpCkutn
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjFe3fYBRa
「Jodi我幫你潷吖，你想食幾多呀? 」Michael一臉殷勤的向那女生道。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubDyTGDYMg
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoxWl8tavW
喂喂！Michael你不用這樣子吧，我又沒有說過要跟你爭，你不用一下子就擠開我吧? 好歹我們也是認識的啊！970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIBHyiw37M
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLYVODoBd0
算了算了，早知Michael你這個人是重色輕友的了，反正我今天也沒有甚麼心情，全都讓給你好了。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJjfI8jQ42
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKtVrY09Bs
我獨自坐在一旁，拿著手機又去檢查有沒有新文章，突然又有一把女聲問我﹕「咦你唔食糖水咩? 我比我呢碗你吖。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHZfrqKFG7
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYu7L051pnc
原來是剛才那個叫Jodi的女生，她正把她手上的碗遞給我。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4Mi7aYSON
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJhYQWwUif
「吓? 哦，唔該你。」我也不好意思拒絕，我接過碗後，問她﹕「咁你呢? 你唔食咩? 」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLYb63hJ0R
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XLP2XqIs2
她微笑道﹕「我去攞第二碗咪得囉。」接著她到桌子上拿了另外一碗糖水，然後坐在我旁邊。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdph2Ze04LY
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUFVY2rIbN
我也不好意思繼續看手機，於是跟她攀談起來﹕「係呢Jodi，你讀邊科㗎 ? 」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDAyA58ZYf
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCLtb6x1J7
Jodi略表驚訝﹕「你又知我叫Jodi? 」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuCF385eNt
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fugmRhZCl
我指了指Michael笑道﹕「頭先Michael好大聲講你個名出嚟嘛。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBRzG5moL6
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTr2rRraf6
她鼓起了腮﹕「咁你呢? 你未話我知你叫咩名喎。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtv3oElm8P
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpn4sdIE1tG
我道﹕「我叫Samuel，你叫我Sam啦，佢哋都係咁叫我。我同樂言、呀君同Michael都係讀Accounting㗎。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPTbmXDJkh
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9764DWWZ0
她作恍然大悟狀﹕「哦，原來你就係11樓嗰四個......之一。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEZuHxOVuG
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeof1CyMbLN
四個甚麼之一? 我見她的笑容有點不懷好意，也不想追問下去。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6JwkEeyDu
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArHOLqEmax
我也不知道他們三個在短短數日之內在這裏闖出了甚麼名堂，但大概不是甚麼好東西吧，於是我拉開了話題﹕「你仲未話我知你讀咩科喎。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNNGBIMawj
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5yQqB7PZq
「我都係BBA Year1呀，我讀HR㗎。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaKtJI8j64
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJG0l5Y6Obj
「哦? 咁遲啲可能會一齊上lecture喎。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePesWp7RdG
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjP0CPlKTci
「咦? 你哋講緊咩咁好傾呀? 」Michael突然加一把口來插科打諢。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhnslgh5Ut
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNvbTASBSz
我隨口道﹕「無呀，我話啲蕃薯糖水淡戊戊，諗緊係邊個煲咋嘛。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3njJCnck8
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfb9z9gp37
Michael道﹕「唔係吖，我覺得淡淡哋幾清新呀，Jodi佢煲得唔錯吖。」然後笑淫淫的看著我。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIMcmVA8d5
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJUa7whYEP
這個臭小子！逮到機會就乘機在女生面前損我，這種事情他還真是做得出來。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrhXE9TnMi
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6ciLwuukw
「係咩? 我覺得薑味唔夠濃，同埋啲蕃薯唔夠甜囉。」我也無意為了爭取好感而說討好的說話，所以刻意說真話。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2WZiZjCtn
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32ct7w9PKD
Jodi聞言喝了一口糖水﹕「又好似有啲淡喎......」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMvtPmytgm
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnV40qbLtaz
Michael馬上插嘴﹕「唔係吖Jodi，我覺得好好飲呀，係呀Sam佢奄尖聲悶啫，唔駛佢煲仲呀吱呀咗。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhGCU4XAuU
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhksONzS3T
行行行！Michael我讓給你好了，不要再攻擊我了。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrVDXN2EDG
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBluJPza3mP
我三扒兩撥將糖水喝光，然後站起來道﹕「我食飽啦，你哋慢慢啦，我上返去先啦。」然後就頭也不回的離開了六樓。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQPQhWkmky
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回到房間，我又急不及待的查看了紙言，還是未有更新。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4mtDjamJw
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnw2Wq6wD9n
既然還未有更新，我就首先思考一下整件事。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshaGlRcean
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqjnt4mDqV
一個叫羊先生的網絡作者，在網絡上發表了一個故事，名叫《我老婆教我追女仔》，故事中的主角跟我同名同姓，一樣是BU Accounting的Year 1，而且序章所說的事情跟我完全一模一樣。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC78S1eiMY8
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmsUOvkpsU
嗯......難道這個「羊先生」就是我自己? 我自己寫了故事發表出去而我也不知道? 是人格分裂? 夢遊?970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8nYSqsAIs
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8r6QJiHin
我思考著各種可能性，但沒有一個是合理的。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMJx5IFi2r
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxioSgM3ht
還是這個「羊先生」是平行宇宙中的我? 『我』在另一個宇宙發表了這個故事，但卻給我看到了?970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsofyHmC1Vc
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoOZI6U6jk
雖然這個假設也很科幻，但這是唯一一個可以解釋一切，而我又能夠接受的原因。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrQc7DXLcd
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7VQFcv7dpj
若是這樣的話，豈不是看了這個故事，我就會知道我將會發生甚麼事嗎?970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4t6TsSD4L
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpb8hdFPqq
對了！羊先生不是有facebook專頁嗎? 給他一個訊息問一下就好了。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5odJQR4U9Z
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLZq7G3ajA
「羊先生你好，我偶然睇到你個故，發現你故事中嘅男主角唔止同我同名同姓，連序章講嘅內容同男主角嘅想法都同我一模一樣。我意思係，我就係陳洛鋒，我都係讀BU Accounting Year1。究竟你係邊個? 點解你會知道我啲嘢? 見字請速回。好心急嘅陳洛鋒上。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuZWL7H36d
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiU2sWEikv
發了這個訊息之後，我就開始研究這個故事。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76Bx1FIOJp
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRK4YODtwQ
故事名稱叫做《我老婆教我追女仔》，那麼這個『我』，應該是說主角，即是『陳洛鋒』吧。那麼會有一個『老婆』來教我追女仔? 這是甚麼狗屁故事? 我老婆要教我找小三? 不會吧?970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFr1umhidBz
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYq1yxrqNYP
我又重頭看一遍簡介，說是有一個少女阻止『我』向女神表白，又自認是『我』的老婆，但卻要教『我』如何追求女神。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoLnhLJhWW
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BfpjU9HWC
嗯......這個少女既然自認是我的老婆，應該真的是我老婆吧? 不然這個故事要如何說下去? 但為何我會有一個老婆呢? 難道是指腹為婚但我是不知道的?970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsu0njh5TYy
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsn7A2cOba3
我馬上打了一個電話給我姊姊﹕「喂家姐。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3c0shbF4fD
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpRvnNcaLd
「點呀細佬? 」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGJvh3HMrW
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCNKsT1WXe
「我有無一個指腹為婚嘅老婆，係呀爸呀媽一直都無話我知㗎? 」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFXPXotJ9XO
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKszGCEfSSs
姊姊聞言大笑﹕「哈哈哈！你係咪想要女朋友諗到傻咗呀? 」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIsQOju9lK
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjBD8YbgVl
「喂，咪笑住啦，認真問㗎！」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwJDzcT0Fm
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「無呀！」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SpCwTUS3L
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「你肯定? 」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkulUEvPHEv
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOMSH5fiWc
「1000%肯定呀！咪諗埋啲無聊嘢啦，想要女朋友就靠自己啦！」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoHVS26dDz
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWUb4mi2Hb
「係啦係啦！係咁啦！」得到確認後我馬上掛上電話，免得被她繼續恥笑下去。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3VlUERLlP
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNe5PO19wmj
不是指腹為婚，那麼這個老婆是從那裏來的?970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNgk0UUO77
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQR6pG0ZDx
這個盲點我想來想去想不通，於是就放棄了。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDI4SHVg3r
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9RwxA6IKjV
看畢序章後，這個故事背景應該是發生在『我』的大學時代，即是跟我現在的情況一樣。那麼故事名上的這個「追女仔」，應該就是『我』在大學裏追女仔吧。而簡介亦說『我』正打算向女神表白，那麼這個女神是誰呢? 到現在為止還沒有甚麼女生能讓我覺得她是女神啊！難道這個女神還沒有出現?970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRElQRN5DcS
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8cL8OGAtp
就在我幻想著這個女神到底是甚麼模樣的時候，房門打開了。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qeHkJqt1R
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樂言笑問﹕「做咩咁快上返嚟呀? 多女得滯怕羞呀? 」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmLIFXgw9Q
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNShdnq3oAh
我也懶得跟他解釋，揮揮手敷衍道﹕「係呀係呀，我唔喺度咪仲好，少個人同你哋爭飯食呀嘛。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPryp3S2v9
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMftVmVHtQo
他走過來搭著我的肩膊，笑道﹕「咁講嘢㗎你，無咗你呢塊綠葉喺度，又點襯托住我呢朵牡丹呢? 」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh47gOHUmAS
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEMTgMJGv6
我白了他一眼，別過頭去不太想理會他。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtPvVhdLfD
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3l5tXFrDgC
他沒有理會我的冷淡對待，續道﹕「我哋玩UNO呀，一齊落嚟玩啦。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jmVCoPpsP
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKGTgq5uNR
我搖頭﹕「唔好啦，我想睇小說呀。」我還想等待文章更新，而且我也要等待羊先生的回覆。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRH861Gl1s6
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「睇咩小說呀? 」樂言瞄了我的電腦屏幕一眼，道﹕「睇乜鬼嘢甜故吖，落嚟同我哋一齊玩UNO好過啦。」然後不理我願不願意，硬將我拉到了六樓。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6Z1c22zHG
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「咦? 你哋返嚟啦。」才剛走進common room，Kitty就向我們招手。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmTsILoAZ9
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZefLI381jH
樂言拉著我一起坐下﹕「係呀係呀，呢條友囉，話太多靚女喺度怕羞喎，咪自己一個返上去囉。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKeJAhZDvA
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDH2WSYTlWa
他的說話惹來一陣竊笑聲，眾人的目光都集中在我身上，讓我窘得無地自容。這個時候，我走也不是不走也不是。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwBlZPWlbb
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我本想狠狠的揍樂言一頓，最低限度也是要瞪他一眼的，但我怕這時候做出甚麼舉動都有欲蓋彌彰之疑。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkO2dWmJQJ
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWbT9x6wU2
「Sam，乜你咁怕羞㗎咩? 唔似喎。」說話的正是坐在我旁邊的Jodi，她正似笑非笑的看著我。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlXabCNDTQ
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKaIMXGn8M
換作平日，我定會跟Jodi這種開朗的女生談笑風生，但今天的我實在有太多事困擾了，害我的腦袋都轉不過來。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3O16NifXOD
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVe7Qk5Nbw
「吓? ...係...係咩? ......哈哈......」我也不知道自己在說甚麼，只是以笑遮醜矇混過去。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHWT7hDNli
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還好這時候開始遊戲，大家亦改而專注手上和枱面上的卡牌。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOdfjBiwBt
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玩了數個會合，大家的情緒開始高漲，我趁著一局完結之時悄悄看一下手機，一看之下發現第一章已經發表了。我激動得馬上站起來。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jE4sWbbxV
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眾人的焦點又再次集中在我身上，我連忙道﹕「Sorry，有啲緊要嘢做要走先，你哋繼續玩啦。」留下了這句話我就一溜煙的跑掉了。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKFK5Gpipu
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回到房間之後，我馬上極速看完了第一章。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzYbBSyp9L
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天！無論是師姐Karen，認識樂言他們的情節，還有當天做過甚麼，全部都一模一樣，連人物的對話都可以完全一樣，這...這到底是......970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4ms6rfZPu
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雖然從看了序章之後我就已經覺得故事中的主角就是我，但我沒想到連其他角色的對白和反應也和現實中的一模一樣，這怎麼可能? 羊先生到底是誰?970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVKSDgMOdk
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對了，他有沒有回覆我的留言?970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohNjv47nPf
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我檢查了一下Facebook，羊先生還真的有一個訊息留給我。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOo7D1OyfZ
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerI0H08Fdn
「你係陳洛鋒? 唔係啩? 咪玩啦！好開心啱啱po個故就有你呢啲fans，鍾意個故鍾意到以為自己係主角。But anyway, 呢個故我老作咋喎，邊有可能同現實一樣呀? 」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2ix0vWtgq
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUqIHMhWkM
老作? 不是吧? 但完全一模一樣啊！這個巧合的或然輪比零更低吧?970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIa63pAs7v
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看來這個羊先生不相信我呢！不過話說回來我也沒有甚麽可以證明自己的方法。他不相信我也很正常。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjhi5Bn2P4
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4bRAR7DbJ
那怎算好呢? 先不管為何這個故事跟我的經歷一樣，若果這只是羊先生的創作的話，豈不是說我的命運正掌握在他手裏嗎?970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFmQfWejp3
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我突然想到了事情的嚴重性，我連忙發了一個訊息給羊先生。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXhFC4NL3J
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxaQkURsNl4
「我睇咗你個序章同第一章已經覺得好正啦！幾時會有下面呀? 快啲啦好唔好? 你真係寫得好鬼抵死搞笑呀！BTW，fb已like，皮已正。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yTOyAsd49
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JV94PfPhY
這些所謂的網絡作者，都是用正評和like數來自瀆的，我這一頂高帽蓋下去，他的貼文速度會加快吧?970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9T0ZlXCyl
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說時遲，那時快，他竟然馬上回覆了我。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIFmCW2eBY
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpU938ITf5
「多謝欣賞，估唔到咁快有人鍾意我寫嘅嘢，搞到我鬼死咁開心！BTW，咪催文啦，好努力寫緊啦！」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBBZy1I4g4
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如果事不關己我才不理會這個故事是否爛尾呢！可惡！......對了！就算暫時沒有新文章，問一下大概的劇情也可以吧。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHfoYYFL91
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTL5PmKbBYu
「加油！雖然我都希望你慢慢寫好個故，但我真係好心急，可唔可以透露下個『老婆』究竟同主角係咩關係? 真係佢老婆? 個女神又幾時出現呀? 如果真係唔方便透露嘅，at least可唔可以話我知係咪happy end呀? 」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOckvz1YsN
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雖然我也很想知道『老婆』和『女神』這些角色的進一步資料，但我更加在意是否happy ending。有傳言高登講故台被下了sad end的詛咒，十個故事九個都是sad end的。這種愛情故事的sad end，不外乎被女主角拋棄，然後女配角又突然不愛男主角；又或是女主角意外死了，男主角發誓一生不愛他人等等膠到不行的摧淚結局......970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjq4C0c7DO
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嗚呀！我不要！我不要sad end！我不要肥胖終老，自瀆一生呀！老土一點也不打緊，happy end就好，像CCTVB那些膠劇ending就行了，不用搞那麽多花樣。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmLAvZ82AT
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我突然很羡慕那些大夥兒BBQ的結局，又或是一群人跳起Yeah那一類，甚至是幾對新人拉起「恭喜發財」唱「齊歡唱，同慶賀......」也沒所謂，只要不是sad end就好......970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqEZxR4ltt
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到底下一章的劇情是甚麼? 到底『老婆』是誰? 『女神』又是誰? 到底會不會sad end?970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3zKBjUVDm
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「啪喳」一聲，房門打開，樂言呀君和Michael魚貫走進房間。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbplo4pgeQI
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我嚇了一跳﹕「嘩！做乜入哂嚟呀? 」我瞥見門外還有其他人，都是在剛才糖水會見過的，Kitty和Jodi也赫然在內。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKnO23xOBE
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樂言道﹕「我話你搞咩就真，無嗱嗱又走返上嚟，玩自閉呀? 」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSjSCcrCZJ
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我有點不耐煩﹕「無呀無呀，有嘢做呀。」手指不期然又按了一下F5。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cjg2crIrg
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「你會有咩做吖? ......超！又係甜故呀? 」樂言走過來瞄了電腦屏幕一眼道。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfwwyfQmG7
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我也懶得跟他糾纏﹕「係呀係呀，咪搞住哂啦。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6q4bIeJNg
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOClsDTf2Jh
樂言向呀君打了一個眼色，然後他兩人一起走過來夾起我﹕「咪留喺度做宅男啦，我哋一齊去九龍城食宵夜啦！」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTxA1VXzxk
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgKMKQXSiQ
我訝道﹕「又食? 頭先唔係食完糖水啦咩? 」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHQpIpDLWa
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVHsdszXz2
呀君笑道﹕「得嗰一煲咁大把，邊夠我哋咁多人食吖。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDU0iHlApJK
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcvEOuDOfv
樂言跟我耳語﹕「藉口嚟嘅啫，實情係根本成班仔想同班女玩耐啲。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqk1HnAeDf
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIexda9QTR
我輕聲笑道﹕「係你三條友咋? 唔好賴其他人喎。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QphMkmuzc
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwnZuvKdlo
樂言哈哈笑道﹕「你點話點好啦，咪話唔夠兄弟呀，而家專登上嚟拉埋你去都算係咁啦。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXBZQhch5d
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZH0IJc8am
我心裏嘀咕﹕『慌你唔係睇中咗邊件，跟住將其他豬頭骨塞比我等無人阻住你咩? 』970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2lfUZc6OK
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就是這樣，我們一行十多人就步行到九龍城吃宵夜。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxu1zvCCABf
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一路上說說笑笑，但直到在糖水店坐下了，我還是沒有多大的心情跟他們聊天，只是時不時的留意著文章有沒有更新，又或是羊先生有沒有回覆。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1xsfvd2Cs
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「喂，做咩你成晚都睇住個電話嘅? 有咩咁好睇呀? 」Jodi見我不發一言，跟其他人格格不入的，忍不住問我。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxE8SKXI9GV
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坐在我身旁的Michael瞪了我一眼﹕「好心你啦，成班人喺度你就唔好玩電話啦。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjI0TWUJ5xU
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聽到Michael這樣說，我也頓時覺得這樣很沒禮貌，正想收起電話，但赫然發現故事剛剛發表了第二章。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWatFCAc84
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What? 這個第二章只得Part1? 這個羊先生可真會吊人胃口啊！970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTpM3zCESf
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEkczlDENc
我連忙道﹕「等！等等！等我睇埋呢節先。」然後我沒理會眾人的奇異目光，火速閱畢發表了的部份。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXevCa9Ltc
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyLm7YMnSY
甚麽? 原來『我』是在P.E.堂遇見女神的！淺啡色頭髮紥馬尾，眼大大......不是吧? 只得這些形容? 我每天在校園內碰到這樣的女生，沒有三十個也有二十個啊！唉......算了算了......反正能讓我呆若木雞，心跳加速的，應該是看一眼就能認出來的美女吧。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHiRQc7iGL
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGYW7SidJo
故事中說『我』跟『樂言』鬥波時因為心不在焉而不斷出醜，看來我有機會改變未來了，嘿嘿！970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdw3nI3xvi
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就在我剛看完這一節時，我聽到Jodi問我﹕「你睇緊咩呀? 好似咁緊張咁嘅? 」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3R2UVYk70
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7nDfapjQK
Michael搭嘴道﹕「佢好鍾意睇網絡啲甜故㗎，而家肯定都睇緊啦。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGj96GXLMZM
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOMuY60kGH
Jodi瞪大了雙眼﹕「甜故? 」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgaatI8Mau
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxZ80yphVY
Michael借機在她耳邊解釋，只見Jodi的臉紅了一下，但卻向我道﹕「我都好鍾意睇故仔喎，比我睇吓呀? 」說罷向我伸出了手。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfFW8TPFWk
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPX4Al2hfPp
我將電話收回口袋裏，搖搖手道﹕「甜故唔啱細路女睇呀，等你大個先啦。」事實上我不想有任何認識的人知道這個故事的存在，皆因故事中人物的名字和現實中的一模一樣，而且主角的想法(就是我的想法)都赤裸裸的呈現人前，我可不想有朋友知道我在想些甚麼。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtJ2OnQXHt
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZn3sHgVO6
Jodi鼓起腮哼了一聲，模樣說有多可愛就有多可愛。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVhmCHlwRq
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhjhE5Pgge
不過現在的我，已經給還沒有出現的女神弄得神不守舍，對於其他女生可沒有甚麼心思。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHII46aJznI
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjyN0HfdR8
我轉問樂言﹕「我哋幾時上P.E.堂呀? 」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdegBAMVh1y
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「後日。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6ydy9ZjYM
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後天? 那不是只剩一天時間練習? 不過臨急抱佛腳總好過甚麼也不做。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0T2ZRWxJ9Y
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQZJ2zTxiq
我指著樂言他們命令道﹕「你！你！你！你三個聽日放學同我一齊去打波。」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAcijsR9Re
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXufFdZN0aJ
他們三個同時拉長了臉，呀君抱怨道﹕「吓? 點解呀? 改做打機得唔得呀? 」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVptbEHZ8D
970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qO1eYFH8c
「機幾時都有得打啦！後生細仔做多啲運動啦！」絕對不能讓他們逃掉，只剩下我一個人的話可練不到甚麼東西。970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJMr9LuQmB
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Jodi雀躍的舉手﹕「我又去！我又去！」970Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZeAfetzPr
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