「呵欠...好悶呀......」我丟下滑鼠，伏在書桌上無病呻吟。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2VkkpuNWL
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樂言轉身問我﹕「喂，唔繼續啦? 打多鋪先啦。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkprDe9iU3F
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJREOV182ts
我跟樂言、阿君和Michael正在宿舍裏進行連線遊戲。玩了多場之後，我也開始吃不消，有點想睡覺了。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHEHWMesyh
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1tggDTPEq
我頽然道﹕「龍肉食得多都無味啦，日打夜打我頂唔順啦，你比我抖吓啦。」我頓了頓，又繼續大聲呻吟﹕「我唔要打機！我要女朋友！我要初戀呀！初戀呀！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EbBxDXQSX
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrN6VUSCsLc
首先交代一下背景，我叫做陳洛鋒，Samuel，朋友都叫我Sam。現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。樂言、阿君和Michael都是我的同班同學，而樂言則是我的室友。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFujO6CEmrW
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqVmqaWJUU
樂言笑道﹕「咪好似狗公發情咁喺度狗叫啦，女咋嘛，一地都係啦，你慌溝唔到咩? 」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfgHoYsA8TL
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurBpgA8lNb
我瞪了他一眼，沒好氣道﹕「你講緊我哋班嗰啲呀? 我寧願同你格劍啦。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJDYA7Tokq
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKOMAC1wym
話說我唸的Accounting Year1，男男女女的質素可說得上驚為天人！不過這個「驚」，是「驚慌」的「驚」，意思就是驚得我每天都不想做人。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiqwi5qCiD
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PLm8xeg1a
樂言誇張的跳到遠處迴避，笑駡道﹕「你咪行埋嚟呀！打鑊你㗎！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9llIRqbSO
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zbwNBDam7
我斜視他，不屑道﹕「講吓笑啫，唔駛咁認真呀? 放心啦我仲有左手，未至於要搞你。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ffaazrfCU
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpja4DHRyGd
樂言坐在床上道﹕「其實唔駛咁灰嘅，今晚周Hall有個糖水會呀，我諗唔多唔少都有啲靚女嘅，今晚call齊阿君Michael一齊去打獵啦！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqok6azs7l4
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsDuXkqJBa
其實我對這個糖水會興趣不大，因為這幾天宿舍的生活，或多或少都碰到不少女生，但要說能挑起我性趣的，可說是絕無僅有，而這些絕無僅有的女生，卻不是周Hall的。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltbSq3ymhH
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NTAOlvesQ
不過當然，認識多一個朋友也不是壞事，說不定可以朋友搭朋友，搭出一個美女來。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1tS5PcGDx
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7doQxdMILP
「糖水會幾點呀? 」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMBNQRrHcO
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFT2YMeSQj
「10點。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2rQtpTAt5
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgLjq1Azey
我看了看錶，現在是八時半，肚子也有點餓，於是我道﹕「喂，肚餓，落樓下食個癲拿先啦。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYLKw45vIv
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9pxCRPPja
樂言問﹕「食飽仲點食糖水呀? 」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZ75EPVAE6
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNxgFFzLEg
我翻了翻白眼﹕「妖！你真係去食糖水咩? 你都係去食女啫！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKii1smkxK
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6fNax45S1
樂言哈哈一笑﹕「咁又係。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCPvP7kcWP
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPsnkpTHZt
如是者，我們一行四人到了樓下hall can吃晚飯，吃過晚飯後就回到房間稍作休息。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnbxcR5YW7
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1LSrXvBJ3
樂言道﹕「喂，而家先9點3，仲有時間打返場喎。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPLDNWfAmC
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2NmjQVIF39
我沒好氣道﹕「你幾時變咗做Michael㗎? 打咗成日都唔厭嘅? 」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7JpXY0hvL
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgjqvEFsUY
樂言打了一個飽嗝﹕「咁食飽飯無嘢做吖嘛，又未夠10點。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEND1rnzbo
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ujpUfAFrt
「你同佢兩個打啦，我唔打啦。」不想打機又無所事事，唯有看看網絡小說吧。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gIQ6SYhKI
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTNW7hfB5H
我打開了《紙言》的網頁，看看有甚麼有趣的小說可以消磨時間。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOfH3fRU7o
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4QjmfGjjh
《我老婆教我追女仔》? 這個故事名倒有趣，是關於甚麼的?879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXg3Ff40BuQ
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tRBx7Xfld
正當我拿起手機，準備按下心儀女孩的電話向她表白時，一個神秘少女突然從暗處跑出，以閃電的速度搶去我的手機逃走。當我抓到她時，她竟然說她是我老婆，還要教我如何追到女神? ！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3z2DPjBY6
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWYpoa7euo
是愛情故事嗎? 應該頗有看頭吧?879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcUgQ932pe
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLinv0yKDXI
我點擊進去，才看了序章的第一句，我就呆住了。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiNRxOfcsj
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5wSss2xgf
各位好，我叫陳洛鋒，現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDV4uxwtmAP
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQwYmPt1xr
故事的主角也叫陳洛鋒? 而且又是唸BU Accounting的Year 1? 這不是跟我一樣嗎?879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArJdkEQHyl
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8eg1gqzda
我馬上繼續閱讀下去，發現序章所說的主角–『陳洛鋒』的情況跟我完全一模一樣，無論是戀愛經驗，中學時的情況還是選讀大學時的想法和結果，都跟我完全相同。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2XFsO4QkN
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5cHvljWsX
就只有序章? 沒有了嗎? 可惡！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3BdQ1V0IX
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBiWcTmC9B
到底是甚麼回事? 這個故事是我寫的嗎? 怎麼說的都是我的事情? 這個作者到底是誰?879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6emYgZx3cB
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygjp12UYnc
我馬上查看一下，看見是「羊先生」三個字。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnS3qK5b69
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羊先生? 是誰? 我根本不認識，而且這個是筆名吧?879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5z92rcNKDf
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對了！這裏有他的facebook專頁，點進去看看吧。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYH1eZ8kxhN
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡardml5Eeb7
我進入了他的專頁，發現這個專頁還沒有多少人氣，只得十數個like而已，看來這個專頁才剛剛建立。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycXk34b7DW
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpm6bhKJpu
咦? 羊先生說高登是實時出文，那麼高登的進度比紙言快吧。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YVRXs8PcS
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTK2ENpCAS
我馬上點進高登看看，卻發生網頁錯誤。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbKNEJ6lrK
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3lnfs6708
搞甚麼飛機? 這個時候才網頁錯誤！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIuBY0lzUr
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8VgAl1Nj5
我又重試一遍，還是不行。於是我將我想到的辦法試了一遍，包括重新開機、用另一個瀏覽器、用樂言的電腦、用手機上網等等，卻只是不能打開羊先生在高登發表的文章，但打開其他標題卻沒有這個問題。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaZq0GHdsy
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uOB4hefNm
到底發生甚麼事? 羊先生究竟是誰? 為甚麼他會知道我的事情? 難道只是巧合? 沒可能吧，整個序章根本和我的經歷一模一樣，連想法都如實呈現，怎麽可能有這種巧合?879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOigyprg0M
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncroQ76cSB
「喂，夠鐘啦，落去啦。」樂言站起來拍一拍我肩膊。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUgGmXAaS3
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2vSUsR2z1
「吓? 咁快? 」我看了看手錶，原來已經九時五十五分了。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyrbVTMGGQ
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sly3y7sUI
我遇到一件很怪異的事情了，糖水會這些雞毛鴨蒜的小事就不要煩我吧。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3o3zWXLTjg
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡus2VLwaXyd
「係呀，行啦。」樂言沒有理會我在幹甚麼，就這樣將我推了出門。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrB8a6gWvTk
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0wBNcY1GA
「喂喂！我而家唔係好想去啦。」還是研究一下羊先生和這個故事為妙，為甚麼他會知道我的事情?879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0buXZI4vY
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrPFqWvRgP
樂言像是沒聽到我說甚麼一樣，繼續拉著我﹕「你唔係淆底吖? 又話要初戀? 而家哥哥帶你去搵初戀啦。」接著他又拍了阿君他們的房門，喊道﹕「喂！行啦！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5aEhxnAwi
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOQhJgz6wA
阿君和Michael兩人應聲而出，就這樣我就被他們三個脅持下去。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGr8CW66yIx
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