「呵欠...好悶呀......」我丟下滑鼠,伏在書桌上無病呻吟。662Please respect copyright.PENANAqpKI0rBLzz
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樂言轉身問我﹕「喂,唔繼續啦? 打多鋪先啦。」662Please respect copyright.PENANAxDAutbClG5
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我跟樂言、阿君和Michael正在宿舍裏進行連線遊戲。玩了多場之後,我也開始吃不消,有點想睡覺了。662Please respect copyright.PENANAeXcc1Wl2bA
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我頽然道﹕「龍肉食得多都無味啦,日打夜打我頂唔順啦,你比我抖吓啦。」我頓了頓,又繼續大聲呻吟﹕「我唔要打機!我要女朋友!我要初戀呀!初戀呀!」662Please respect copyright.PENANAuoHN6LY53m
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首先交代一下背景,我叫做陳洛鋒,Samuel,朋友都叫我Sam。現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。樂言、阿君和Michael都是我的同班同學,而樂言則是我的室友。662Please respect copyright.PENANAGOKyO7Ggm7
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樂言笑道﹕「咪好似狗公發情咁喺度狗叫啦,女咋嘛,一地都係啦,你慌溝唔到咩? 」662Please respect copyright.PENANAI5EyLdwprP
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我瞪了他一眼,沒好氣道﹕「你講緊我哋班嗰啲呀? 我寧願同你格劍啦。」662Please respect copyright.PENANAGs0j9VczZr
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話說我唸的Accounting Year1,男男女女的質素可說得上驚為天人!不過這個「驚」,是「驚慌」的「驚」,意思就是驚得我每天都不想做人。662Please respect copyright.PENANAAMcgTq0OnG
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樂言誇張的跳到遠處迴避,笑駡道﹕「你咪行埋嚟呀!打鑊你㗎!」662Please respect copyright.PENANArZ8VEAN1s4
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我斜視他,不屑道﹕「講吓笑啫,唔駛咁認真呀? 放心啦我仲有左手,未至於要搞你。」662Please respect copyright.PENANA0ljJtbEOhm
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樂言坐在床上道﹕「其實唔駛咁灰嘅,今晚周Hall有個糖水會呀,我諗唔多唔少都有啲靚女嘅,今晚call齊阿君Michael一齊去打獵啦!」662Please respect copyright.PENANAwfS1qx8jUz
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其實我對這個糖水會興趣不大,因為這幾天宿舍的生活,或多或少都碰到不少女生,但要說能挑起我性趣的,可說是絕無僅有,而這些絕無僅有的女生,卻不是周Hall的。662Please respect copyright.PENANAOba4sccmi3
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不過當然,認識多一個朋友也不是壞事,說不定可以朋友搭朋友,搭出一個美女來。662Please respect copyright.PENANAkeicZxiHhr
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「糖水會幾點呀? 」662Please respect copyright.PENANA7TkZeZWjNy
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「10點。」662Please respect copyright.PENANAGjJuKgY17o
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我看了看錶,現在是八時半,肚子也有點餓,於是我道﹕「喂,肚餓,落樓下食個癲拿先啦。」662Please respect copyright.PENANAjmRtkhdSbe
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樂言問﹕「食飽仲點食糖水呀? 」662Please respect copyright.PENANALBuEjVJSNb
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我翻了翻白眼﹕「妖!你真係去食糖水咩? 你都係去食女啫!」662Please respect copyright.PENANAD18llmE0NR
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樂言哈哈一笑﹕「咁又係。」662Please respect copyright.PENANAuv3M540PtG
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如是者,我們一行四人到了樓下hall can吃晚飯,吃過晚飯後就回到房間稍作休息。662Please respect copyright.PENANADFsbWM6twT
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樂言道﹕「喂,而家先9點3,仲有時間打返場喎。」662Please respect copyright.PENANAkp0ODQc6kq
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我沒好氣道﹕「你幾時變咗做Michael㗎? 打咗成日都唔厭嘅? 」662Please respect copyright.PENANApWopUFQAPh
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樂言打了一個飽嗝﹕「咁食飽飯無嘢做吖嘛,又未夠10點。」662Please respect copyright.PENANAjr9FBpjzC7
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「你同佢兩個打啦,我唔打啦。」不想打機又無所事事,唯有看看網絡小說吧。662Please respect copyright.PENANA9C0xaFiLyA
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我打開了《紙言》的網頁,看看有甚麼有趣的小說可以消磨時間。662Please respect copyright.PENANAHC9gapR4su
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《我老婆教我追女仔》? 這個故事名倒有趣,是關於甚麼的?662Please respect copyright.PENANAFDMg7CwDwN
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正當我拿起手機,準備按下心儀女孩的電話向她表白時,一個神秘少女突然從暗處跑出,以閃電的速度搶去我的手機逃走。當我抓到她時,她竟然說她是我老婆,還要教我如何追到女神? !662Please respect copyright.PENANAizjpdYAeab
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是愛情故事嗎? 應該頗有看頭吧?662Please respect copyright.PENANA56sofx6oQ8
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我點擊進去,才看了序章的第一句,我就呆住了。662Please respect copyright.PENANA8h0LQSE0G4
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各位好,我叫陳洛鋒,現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。662Please respect copyright.PENANA679uSZ3hqz
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故事的主角也叫陳洛鋒? 而且又是唸BU Accounting的Year 1? 這不是跟我一樣嗎?662Please respect copyright.PENANAbyoJ9ghE7V
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我馬上繼續閱讀下去,發現序章所說的主角–『陳洛鋒』的情況跟我完全一模一樣,無論是戀愛經驗,中學時的情況還是選讀大學時的想法和結果,都跟我完全相同。662Please respect copyright.PENANA5AX8iAljDf
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就只有序章? 沒有了嗎? 可惡!662Please respect copyright.PENANA35UGxgpKUH
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到底是甚麼回事? 這個故事是我寫的嗎? 怎麼說的都是我的事情? 這個作者到底是誰?662Please respect copyright.PENANAbUo0oCS01C
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我馬上查看一下,看見是「羊先生」三個字。662Please respect copyright.PENANA7Nnb5UrH1I
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羊先生? 是誰? 我根本不認識,而且這個是筆名吧?662Please respect copyright.PENANAtwVQOlOgtb
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對了!這裏有他的facebook專頁,點進去看看吧。662Please respect copyright.PENANAblpnQKoEBy
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我進入了他的專頁,發現這個專頁還沒有多少人氣,只得十數個like而已,看來這個專頁才剛剛建立。662Please respect copyright.PENANAzWe4nu3F0c
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咦? 羊先生說高登是實時出文,那麼高登的進度比紙言快吧。662Please respect copyright.PENANAxTLwdVziFJ
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我馬上點進高登看看,卻發生網頁錯誤。662Please respect copyright.PENANAIMSpN80KRo
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搞甚麼飛機? 這個時候才網頁錯誤!662Please respect copyright.PENANAiprVGSZYIK
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我又重試一遍,還是不行。於是我將我想到的辦法試了一遍,包括重新開機、用另一個瀏覽器、用樂言的電腦、用手機上網等等,卻只是不能打開羊先生在高登發表的文章,但打開其他標題卻沒有這個問題。662Please respect copyright.PENANAUPQQDAifDR
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到底發生甚麼事? 羊先生究竟是誰? 為甚麼他會知道我的事情? 難道只是巧合? 沒可能吧,整個序章根本和我的經歷一模一樣,連想法都如實呈現,怎麽可能有這種巧合?662Please respect copyright.PENANA0Q7luJDTe5
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「喂,夠鐘啦,落去啦。」樂言站起來拍一拍我肩膊。662Please respect copyright.PENANAjZZsaP6yFZ
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「吓? 咁快? 」我看了看手錶,原來已經九時五十五分了。662Please respect copyright.PENANAuNyQwWlmge
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我遇到一件很怪異的事情了,糖水會這些雞毛鴨蒜的小事就不要煩我吧。662Please respect copyright.PENANAa1taBO7fqv
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「係呀,行啦。」樂言沒有理會我在幹甚麼,就這樣將我推了出門。662Please respect copyright.PENANAnd5sIa0mnu
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「喂喂!我而家唔係好想去啦。」還是研究一下羊先生和這個故事為妙,為甚麼他會知道我的事情?662Please respect copyright.PENANAumd7zzy1pR
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樂言像是沒聽到我說甚麼一樣,繼續拉著我﹕「你唔係淆底吖? 又話要初戀? 而家哥哥帶你去搵初戀啦。」接著他又拍了阿君他們的房門,喊道﹕「喂!行啦!」662Please respect copyright.PENANAhAqklBCtJp
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阿君和Michael兩人應聲而出,就這樣我就被他們三個脅持下去。662Please respect copyright.PENANAt5kFhW15lZ
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《唔係啩!真係有個老婆教我追女仔!》
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