Hmm. no title. I guess you need to read this then. - 9

I grabbed my epic grassy sword, and shouted.

"Moo Moo Mooo" I blew up a large portion of the fence.

I walked out.

"Where to first." I said

Betsey pointed with her nose.

"That way."

I stared walking.

"For cows, For cows" The cows began to chant.

We began to run.

I noticed a few people running out of our way in fear.

"For cows, For cows!"

Nearby blinds were shutting. I felt like I was the ultimate cow boy.

"Mooooooo!" The cows all shouted in outrage.

Finally, we found the farm that Betsey had indicated. I smashed down the small wooden fence.

I found three cows that wandered out of the fence. They dashed out of their enclosed fence.

"Let's Mooooove" said Betsy.

Suddenly I saw a farmer walk out holding a shot gun.

"Where u dun be goin with all mah tastes cows?"

"Errr"

Bang! I checked to make sure I didn't die. Bang. The farmers gun began to smoke. He reloaded. There was no way I was going to stay here.

"Ahhhhhhhhh" I stared screaming in a "manly" way.

Bang. One of the three cows fell over, dead.

"I've never seen the stakes this high" yelled Betsy

Suddenly the farmer busted out laughing.

"You dun said steak. It's funny cuz your a cow."

All the cows began to laugh at this bad cow pun.

"Now back to business" The farmer shouted.

Bang Bang. He killed the other two cows.

I stared to feel out of breath.

"I need some caffeine." I said to myself.

"'Calf' ene" You are punny"

"I was confused. I didn't get the joke."

Bang. The bullet whizzed by my ear. Betsy tripped over a rock.

"Ground beef" The farmer laughed.

The farmer laughed so hard he dropped to the floor.

"Runn!!!!" I shouted to the cows.

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