No Plagiarism!LmRuig07Ms3UbAaIDT6Vposted on PENANA And so I learned the power of the cow. It was quite simple really. It mostly consisted of learning various lengths, and pitches of mooing. For example mooo moo is how you levitate objects. And if you say moo moo mooo you could make any nearby non-living object explode. And no that is not their language. Just like saying bippity boppity boo is not part of ours. The cow training only took about an hour. I began to wonder if my mom was worried about me."About my parents..." I said to Betsy.8964 copyright protection568PENANArrFZy4B50o 維尼
"It's fine, we made a decoy of you."8964 copyright protection568PENANAdXddQaESSR 維尼
"Really? How?"8964 copyright protection568PENANAm9ZEDV7iOa 維尼
"The will of the grass" the cows mumbled.8964 copyright protection568PENANA0qPQEIYrDf 維尼
"So you're saying that my parents don't know the difference between a man and grass?"8964 copyright protection568PENANAEn3jkKrrMY 維尼
"The grass is all powerful." They replied.8964 copyright protection568PENANAwUuiXUgngp 維尼
"Right..." I said.8964 copyright protection568PENANAY8w3VFG09r 維尼
So, now that I learned the way of the cow, can I go home now?8964 copyright protection568PENANAzzQChdzk8p 維尼
"No"8964 copyright protection568PENANARrdu6qyMdS 維尼
"Let me guess, the grass disagrees"8964 copyright protection568PENANASBGfYbSWE6 維尼
"The grass is all powerful. You mustn't argue it's power."8964 copyright protection568PENANAO6jyEHbYCC 維尼
"Right, yeah I'm leaving."8964 copyright protection568PENANADoagFxDm4E 維尼
The grass tied around my leg.8964 copyright protection568PENANA8tpJczB7kv 維尼
"Moo moo mooo" I said hoping to blow up the grass.8964 copyright protection568PENANAuOP4h28tv2 維尼
The grass did nothing.8964 copyright protection568PENANA1l6BUBVYEP 維尼
"The grass is all powerful. We must praise it." The cows said.8964 copyright protection568PENANA2kWXYCd03m 維尼
I wanted to go home, but apparently I was stuck.8964 copyright protection568PENANAxuqyAzCGoG 維尼
"Fine, when I free all you're bovine friends, the can I go home?"8964 copyright protection568PENANA7jtx1F11mN 維尼
"If it is the will of the grass."8964 copyright protection568PENANABgM8MAkGNd 維尼
Right. I thought. Let's do this thing.8964 copyright protection568PENANANZf2JV21fL 維尼
"Wait," said Betsy, "first you need the sword of the grass."8964 copyright protection568PENANABtZbQGbuIw 維尼
She handed me a sword.8964 copyright protection568PENANAO6ynANmf72 維尼
"I hereby dub you sir Waldo" the cow said handing me the sword.8964 copyright protection568PENANAKrFRCFtT5E 維尼
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