No Plagiarism!5yS1049IaHNfUGoBlMKIposted on PENANA And so I learned the power of the cow. It was quite simple really. It mostly consisted of learning various lengths, and pitches of mooing. For example mooo moo is how you levitate objects. And if you say moo moo mooo you could make any nearby non-living object explode. And no that is not their language. Just like saying bippity boppity boo is not part of ours. The cow training only took about an hour. I began to wonder if my mom was worried about me."About my parents..." I said to Betsy.8964 copyright protection784PENANAaEWRq9v44P 維尼
"It's fine, we made a decoy of you."8964 copyright protection784PENANAHMCAafJI3I 維尼
"Really? How?"8964 copyright protection784PENANAZBsITicATM 維尼
"The will of the grass" the cows mumbled.8964 copyright protection784PENANA7KiDOkbtWJ 維尼
"So you're saying that my parents don't know the difference between a man and grass?"8964 copyright protection784PENANAQGeFPGuTGB 維尼
"The grass is all powerful." They replied.8964 copyright protection784PENANA2nFavd1Q4a 維尼
"Right..." I said.8964 copyright protection784PENANAof9Js4rWBT 維尼
So, now that I learned the way of the cow, can I go home now?8964 copyright protection784PENANAZcdi716iVq 維尼
"No"8964 copyright protection784PENANACBGmI9wQbY 維尼
"Let me guess, the grass disagrees"8964 copyright protection784PENANAipAe34hJWg 維尼
"The grass is all powerful. You mustn't argue it's power."8964 copyright protection784PENANArJKJ0Og0cQ 維尼
"Right, yeah I'm leaving."8964 copyright protection784PENANAqFAkxZ8s9I 維尼
The grass tied around my leg.8964 copyright protection784PENANAdOm7U3mubK 維尼
"Moo moo mooo" I said hoping to blow up the grass.8964 copyright protection784PENANAFnKmpWWt1l 維尼
The grass did nothing.8964 copyright protection784PENANAlyCmjYguhP 維尼
"The grass is all powerful. We must praise it." The cows said.8964 copyright protection784PENANAFCiJZFj4HB 維尼
I wanted to go home, but apparently I was stuck.8964 copyright protection784PENANAHGsGMLqlqT 維尼
"Fine, when I free all you're bovine friends, the can I go home?"8964 copyright protection784PENANA1uL3B4mG0L 維尼
"If it is the will of the grass."8964 copyright protection784PENANAmYGpHn14qx 維尼
Right. I thought. Let's do this thing.8964 copyright protection784PENANA1Hw6EbshZJ 維尼
"Wait," said Betsy, "first you need the sword of the grass."8964 copyright protection784PENANAsnJjzHixYE 維尼
She handed me a sword.8964 copyright protection784PENANAQbK1NFuonr 維尼
"I hereby dub you sir Waldo" the cow said handing me the sword.8964 copyright protection784PENANAoLH7LIMFlU 維尼
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