No Plagiarism!GmuZL7V4YzbHg9SCnpnBposted on PENANA And so I learned the power of the cow. It was quite simple really. It mostly consisted of learning various lengths, and pitches of mooing. For example mooo moo is how you levitate objects. And if you say moo moo mooo you could make any nearby non-living object explode. And no that is not their language. Just like saying bippity boppity boo is not part of ours. The cow training only took about an hour. I began to wonder if my mom was worried about me."About my parents..." I said to Betsy.8964 copyright protection758PENANALVkfTgZfpK 維尼
"It's fine, we made a decoy of you."8964 copyright protection758PENANAMxETH3oupN 維尼
"Really? How?"8964 copyright protection758PENANA3hZ8dCQHeY 維尼
"The will of the grass" the cows mumbled.8964 copyright protection758PENANAZxqFxWqC5N 維尼
"So you're saying that my parents don't know the difference between a man and grass?"8964 copyright protection758PENANANDcWmw4hg3 維尼
"The grass is all powerful." They replied.8964 copyright protection758PENANANYEOWulWMq 維尼
"Right..." I said.8964 copyright protection758PENANAuHxccE71UM 維尼
So, now that I learned the way of the cow, can I go home now?8964 copyright protection758PENANAI2ZYyZRS4O 維尼
"No"8964 copyright protection758PENANAo9z0jT0Idt 維尼
"Let me guess, the grass disagrees"8964 copyright protection758PENANAtZX655ok9s 維尼
"The grass is all powerful. You mustn't argue it's power."8964 copyright protection758PENANAyQ5L19l5Sv 維尼
"Right, yeah I'm leaving."8964 copyright protection758PENANA2UWu9SU0IE 維尼
The grass tied around my leg.8964 copyright protection758PENANAHY7RXMIsci 維尼
"Moo moo mooo" I said hoping to blow up the grass.8964 copyright protection758PENANAfmkL6273VQ 維尼
The grass did nothing.8964 copyright protection758PENANA3hC4O3szhJ 維尼
"The grass is all powerful. We must praise it." The cows said.8964 copyright protection758PENANAijtNzWoP5P 維尼
I wanted to go home, but apparently I was stuck.8964 copyright protection758PENANAVNvQliFB8K 維尼
"Fine, when I free all you're bovine friends, the can I go home?"8964 copyright protection758PENANAt6rg7A2yFA 維尼
"If it is the will of the grass."8964 copyright protection758PENANAftuuTfHtNJ 維尼
Right. I thought. Let's do this thing.8964 copyright protection758PENANAQSmNtaQVEv 維尼
"Wait," said Betsy, "first you need the sword of the grass."8964 copyright protection758PENANAUiXFVFWC67 維尼
She handed me a sword.8964 copyright protection758PENANAL3qtQMmm4h 維尼
"I hereby dub you sir Waldo" the cow said handing me the sword.8964 copyright protection758PENANAUrYf39Lkds 維尼
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