媽子教落!713Please respect copyright.PENANA2NykDEwijZ
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太極,四兩撥千斤———713Please respect copyright.PENANAtFxWWWQvxo
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「講你都唔知架喇表叔,不過只係小小無名BAND 1 archi firm姐,反而我想問下令孃讀完anthropology,家陣高就何方,我記得阿婷當初仲好似要俾人term咁濟?」713Please respect copyright.PENANA4fgrGaoqtH
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有望過下阿婷IG既我知道佢自從去左外國後日日都群埋鬼佬做偽abc,可惜樣同身材都麻麻既佢只係成為鬼佬玩物,仲因為走堂同fuck grade差啲出事。713Please respect copyright.PENANApGQHknlwpa
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「哼,我地自己有搞生意賣衫,仲要生意太好,婷婷家陣特登番黎幫我地手咋!」表叔反駁道。713Please respect copyright.PENANAHiXyQHt2pk
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「讀完咁多年書番去賣衫?咁點解唔一開始直接幫手呢?」我強忍笑意。713Please respect copyright.PENANArRPcSSVPx6
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「你理得我個女呀,佢鍾意去增長下知識姐,冇話一定要做番個飯呀!反而係明仔你呀,有女朋友喇而家,幾時準備落地生根?」表叔母笑問,有古怪。713Please respect copyright.PENANAOE6gMB0bxe
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「我地未有咁快考慮住呢啲野。」我以靜制動、以不變應萬變。713Please respect copyright.PENANAvxKewB5yDR
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「岩既,你父母成世人先供得層細樓仔,夠你住呀,定夠佢地住呢?」表叔母居然用出最狠毒既「有冇樓攻擊」,仲要帶埋我父母黎鬧。713Please respect copyright.PENANAQYbGxpxc4X
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「邊個話一定要置業!老豆媽子已經俾左足夠好既野我,供我讀書俾飯我食,養到我咁高大威猛、英明神武已經令我好滿足!我以後有需要既野,我會靠自己對手搵番黎,唔係人人都要靠父母架,走佬走到用哂父母儲左一世既錢!」對方用狠手段,我都唔會留手,盡情還擊。713Please respect copyright.PENANASEZmU6Wfbx
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「哼,算!夏蟲不可語冰。你地班港豬咪再屈係呢個蝦毛咁大既地方自己爽,我地出面大把世界。」表姨母自行定結論,完全唔理岩先俾人講中既痛腳。713Please respect copyright.PENANA6MTEC7JgCc
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「我地係香港人又點?呢到係我地屋企黎架,有問題唔係移左民就會自動解決架,許冠杰歌仔都有唱呀!不過你地鍾意做二等公民既話都冇人會反對既,但唔好拉埋哂我地所有人落水!」Tiffany握住我既手反擊道,兩人齊心合力。713Please respect copyright.PENANA8QckBq1R0K
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係外國既華人地位有時比起黑人仲要低,其實如果唔係個每日個一百五個「來賓」,有邊個香港人想走佬?去到一個全新既地方生活,失去一班可以聯繫既朋友,失去平日既慣常生活?713Please respect copyright.PENANAbQZZu8q7tR
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「岩呀,到底咩心態先會明明係香港出世、成長、結婚、生埋仔,但都仲會日日係到唱淡香港,唱衰自己屋企?點解會有呢種不忠、不孝、不慈既人呢?」我用鋒利既眼光怒視表叔母。713Please respect copyright.PENANA67fl9KOhI7
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一切已成定局!713Please respect copyright.PENANAlGZMSfBtKi
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「呀!!!你個仆街仔,對住長輩都咁冇禮貌,有爹生冇乸教,兩個窮鬼廢柴老豆老母先教到你條咁既食屎狗咋!食屎狗!!!」表叔母疑似俾我笑到面都青還擊唔到,居然直接講哂粗口,仲疑似俾港板分裂三入面既劉馬車上左身咁。713Please respect copyright.PENANAVtRMO1FcpQ
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媽子聽到表叔母呢一下low quality既攻擊,終於忍唔住向前踏上一步。713Please respect copyright.PENANAbLj3NQOpqK
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我第一次感覺到呢一種氣——713Please respect copyright.PENANAYer9u88MIa
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表叔表情好似有啲怕。713Please respect copyright.PENANA5I6n1w4qO2
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「你...你想點呀!我...我數臭你!」表叔母向後退左一步。713Please respect copyright.PENANAmig0JdaGm7
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「你你你,你咩你!唔洗你數臭我,我自己數臭我自己。我十二歲死老豆,十三歲就輟學打工,十四歲就離家出走,十五歲就同人私定終生,十六歲就已經學識潑婦罵街,當初你老公見著我走都走唔切呀!」713Please respect copyright.PENANAal1JnVgyQU
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媽子居然搞過咁大龍鳳。713Please respect copyright.PENANAdpmKK7BrBr
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「你...你!!」713Please respect copyright.PENANALubtjen2Mj
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「你咩你!你人又老,錢又冇,移完民都仲要走佬!」媽子口速點解可以咁快!?713Please respect copyright.PENANAUCx14c0AA1
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只見媽子打開iphone,佢一早係個screen cap左張圖。713Please respect copyright.PENANAeedgQ1QTye
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「知唔知呢啲咩字呀!」713Please respect copyright.PENANAqjgVOi1t7Z
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「功...成...不必在我!」表叔母照住字讀。713Please respect copyright.PENANACZNpHMtcZt
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「錯呀!係你在必不成功呀!失敗呀你!!!」媽子怒嚎一聲,狀若獅子怒吼驚壓四座。713Please respect copyright.PENANAH6JRt5bKmz
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「阿,我唔聽呀!」表叔母轉身高舉兩手掩耳。713Please respect copyright.PENANARZOpCVL7OK
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「你做人唔精,做鬼唔靈,投胎做個菠蘿丁!」媽子指住佢黎屌。713Please respect copyright.PENANAoAzvzt2QQE
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「點解呀?」食緊花生既親戚們問道。713Please respect copyright.PENANANuAEDWxNSe
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「起完俾人撇囉~」713Please respect copyright.PENANAtorzCcv5Wp
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「呀!!!」表叔母狀若瘋癲,就咁飯都唔食跑左出去,而表叔一家都就此敗走,對於呢家不請自來又黑人憎既人,冇人會理佢地,就算舅公一脈既人都冇人想理佢地。713Please respect copyright.PENANAPqL1sUhPvl
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媽子轉身望住我地拍左拍手:「挑,輕鬆!」713Please respect copyright.PENANAbhzxEH1gUP
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「不愧係當年既撚狗派小龍女...」我聽到大舅父細聲講。713Please respect copyright.PENANAcDuo7Axq5L
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撚狗派...?713Please respect copyright.PENANAb471oalAXq
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神...神鵰俠侶?713Please respect copyright.PENANAp2v10iMgeT
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「咁邊個係楊過?」我好奇一問。713Please respect copyright.PENANADXBsF7slHv
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「咪你老豆囉,當初你呀爸係臭飛黎架,仲要係好狼死個隻!細細個就同你呀媽私定終生呀嘛。」713Please respect copyright.PENANAzxGWgPFIak
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屌,唔撚係掛?713Please respect copyright.PENANAN0Mzjdz4vM
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望住平時聲都唔聲既老豆,以往既佢居然會係舊世代死MK。713Please respect copyright.PENANArUjPbJTSGS
表舅一家敗走之後,大家都樂融融咁樣食飯,好似岩先嘈交既事情根本冇發生過咁。713Please respect copyright.PENANAXYDFTJZp8B
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用老屎忽們既講法就係——713Please respect copyright.PENANAf2WY8XRg9v
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咩大風大浪我未見過?97回歸、金融風暴、沙士我都經歷過哂,家陣呢啲事濕濕碎,記黎把鬼!713Please respect copyright.PENANAeSYFXKnf23
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我地後生仔一枱食住飯咁,今次阿均、阿樂同埋阿茵都讓俾我起筷先,岩先成功擊退左表舅一家既我已經係大家眼中上升一個層次。713Please respect copyright.PENANAg6CbKZyF1J
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最少今晚會係咁先。713Please respect copyright.PENANAm9eQr6sIY3
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而我則覺得岩先如果我仲補多句「敵羞、吾去脫她衣」的話,咁成個畫面會再完美少少。713Please respect copyright.PENANAEiXnU7rwVh
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今晚大家圍左係枱前,無分你我對錯,今日中午既唔開心都抹走左佢,Kitty坐左係Tiffany身邊兩人都可以和睦相處。713Please respect copyright.PENANADfAQZDzqsf
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其實只要Kitty係未來肯放低佢個種自以為是既身段,我相信大家都會接受佢。一家人,有乜隔夜仇先得架,Kitty個種女神心態咪又係俾班兵仔寵出黎,嬲尻佢都冇用架。713Please respect copyright.PENANAjzZnlOMHV2
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君不見,伍求耳機被眾屌,鹿欲利是無人罵?713Please respect copyright.PENANAr8aXUzG1rQ
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「喂,拎隻碗黎。」Tiffany突然叫停同阿均聯機轉緊珠既我。713Please respect copyright.PENANA19wKxOdof2
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我無視左俾我累死既阿均個對充斥住不滿既視線。713Please respect copyright.PENANA4A5hhBfWAy
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「做乜呀~?」713Please respect copyright.PENANAnLvZyQzuIt
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「幫你夾魚囉,成個大細路咁剩係掛住同阿均玩。」Tiffany將魚分好,然後又幫手潷落大家既碗到。713Please respect copyright.PENANA2CBpL4Y2C6
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「唔該哂...」呢種帝王式既享受,我好似咁大個仔都未試過咁。713Please respect copyright.PENANAMkNL1yCqPU
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「我係你女朋友黎架嘛!食野呀,再轉我就沒收你手機!」713Please respect copyright.PENANAl8mVbTdKX5
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我乖乖放低手機,一邊食野一邊偷雞咁望住Tiffany,佢成程都係到幫緊大家手分野夾野,可能係平時做慣左手勢,黎到家陣都鍾意serve人。713Please respect copyright.PENANA2LpmRvF2sE
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「做咩眼甘甘望住我?」Tiffany放低輕輕咬左啖既帶子。713Please respect copyright.PENANAyp7Pb3xBeF
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俾佢發現左我偷望緊佢!713Please respect copyright.PENANANLwSRn73I7
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「冇野...咁你係我女朋友,望下你都得掛?」713Please respect copyright.PENANAqbeRdeqZ29
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「盡情望囉你!鍾意望就望夠成世喇你,唔食野餓死你呀!」Tiffany見住我又唔食野,係到笑住扮嬲。713Please respect copyright.PENANAlRGLYiZNqA
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「淨係望住...你,都望飽我喇。」唔知點解,我會咁口花花,明明以往我對住女仔九成時間都係尻笑同支吾以對,雖然都仲係有啲翹口。713Please respect copyright.PENANAjhqC2G689X
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對於我呢番言論Tiffany好似扮聽唔到咁繼續食野,但係我見到佢好明顯咁連耳根都紅埋。713Please respect copyright.PENANAhsVeplY9lv
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「屌,食飯喇你!望乜望飽呀!」唔知阿均係對個失去左唔會番黎既五十體仲耿耿於懷,定係不滿我呢種放閃,佢夾左舊大既雞放係我碗到,阻止我繼續同Tiffany甜蜜。713Please respect copyright.PENANAZWeRZKK7tQ
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如果可以一直咁樣落去,你話幾好呢?713Please respect copyright.PENANABMtDA8Z0cR
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可惜既係,晚飯既時間都特別快,七點食一食再加埋吹水,原來不知不覺間就已經到左十點半,係時候要散場。713Please respect copyright.PENANA19rLr3c6vO
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亦都係我要同Tiffany講再見既時候。713Please respect copyright.PENANAg6i9si7jl1