早上五點整，無須任何鬧鈴提醒，黑奶爸就睜開眼，彷彿體內就有個準確的時鐘。他快速地梳洗完畢，換上一貫的黑襯衫與長褲走出房門，看了眼毫無動靜的隔壁房，才輕手輕腳地走下樓。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwk02jmmTpf
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廚房裡，貴人已在爐前忙碌。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Pf74y4Aw9
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「小育兒今天要上體育課，多煎顆蛋。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KuuZOB4Js
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「是，主人。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNWNd0xM1M
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他打開櫥櫃挑出幾份藥材，開始煲起愛心湯。青少年正是長身體的黃金期，每個做奶爸的，也都懷著男孩兒就該長得高高壯壯才健康的心，偏偏小育兒的身子骨怎麼吃都不夠結實，著實教他有些苦惱，該再調配些什麼新的營養餐點呢？908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2VKpXA03V
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六點，樓上響起一陣又一陣不同聲響的鬧鈴，好似有數個鬧鐘在集體大作，沒多久又同時消停，接著是一片沈寂。他無奈地搖搖頭，這孩子又濫用念力了。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wNtqxAYcW
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見湯煲得差不多，他將剩下的工作交給貴人，親自去叫愛賴床的小孩起床。推開房門，他走近床邊，果然又見慘不忍睹的睡姿。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oZ6CWWcc2
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被子被踢到一旁，一個枕頭掉到地上，另一個則被壓在頭上，少年纖弱的身子朝右縮起，光裸的左腿垂掛在床沿，估計是想要下床卻又睡著了。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPKshwZWsa
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他哭笑不得地拿起枕頭，撥開小孩遮住臉蛋的頭髮，輕柔呼喚：「小育兒，起床了。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qHUwP9eaH
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只見小孩兒微微皺起漂亮的眉毛，抿了下嘴，就抓住他的手抱到胸前繼續睡。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVURfKA76l
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「不能賴床，快起來。」他抽出手輕拉貪睡鬼的耳朵，稍微加重了語氣，「我熬了湯，再不起床，就沒得喝了。」
「唔……」小孩兒動了動眼皮，發出一聲耍賴的低吟，仍然不肯睜開眼，過了一會，才蠕動著嘴唇，小聲說：「要有親親，才能起床。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSu6v2bLaYA
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「你這孩子真是……」實在是沒輒，他只好俯身在臉上親一口，「快起來。」
「嘻！」葉育睜開眼，抱住他的脖子，將臉埋進頸窩裡撒嬌，「執事拉我起來。」
「調皮。」雖是這般輕叱，黑晊世仍拖住葉育的腰直起身子，讓調皮鬼跟著坐起。
葉育抬起頭，笑得像隻偷腥的小貓，在奶爸的臉上親了下，「執事早。」
見小孩兒睡得兩頰紅撲撲，黑晊世不禁笑了下，正要說話，就被門口的聲音打斷。
「唉唷！都十六歲了還要抱抱，見笑（丟臉）喔！」克里斯靠在門邊笑得很賊。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCTz8P7Six
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葉育輕哼一聲，偏起小臉，賊笑說：「克叔嫉妒啊？沒關係，來，我也給克叔一個愛的抱抱！」說完，他就跳下床，張開雙臂衝過去。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuHu6UeZmj
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克里斯立馬搓著雞皮疙瘩奔逃，「幹！拎北加無愛（老子才不要）！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTnhPjth8X
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黑奶爸的臉就黑了，「克里斯，別在孩子面前說粗話！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtfQMlsvHp
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克里斯的吼聲從一樓傳來，「公蝦（說啥）？聽謀（沒聽到）！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39905b25dQ
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黑晊世沒好氣地搖搖頭，輕拍還在嘻笑的小孩，「快去換衣洗漱，下來吃早餐。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7CEFyeaEn
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「執事煮湯了？」見他點頭，葉育興奮地衝進浴室，「耶！執事煮的湯最棒了！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulrx8wq9WT
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看心愛小孩興高采烈的樣子，黑晊世不禁莞爾一笑，從衣櫃裡取出乾淨的制服和襪子擺在床上，又檢查了下書包裡的課本與作業，才放心地下樓。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZTDTUeCLm
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六點半，熱騰騰的早餐都已上桌，一陣急促的腳步聲也在樓梯間響起。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Mh8ihcTZZ
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「咚、咚、咚……」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJLMqG0gKj
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「啊——」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDnG0IK36T
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「碰！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePgOrYbfxO
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聽那一聲尖叫和特別響亮的撞地聲，所有人都知道，有人又摔了。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zO2BedSgR
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正好在開電視的克里斯一回頭，就見葉育揉著屁股坐在地上，大大的碧眼掛著兩滴淚，他便大步一跨，把自家屁孩拎起來訓了頓，「靠盃喔！你是小腦派器（壞掉）啊？這樣都能摔？拎盃教過你多少遍……」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsBFKkoNKT
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葉育噘著嘴不敢吭聲，被罵得狗血淋頭，直到黑晊世趕來關問，克老爹才收起黑臉教官模式，將屁孩扔還給負責治癒的黑奶爸，先行去飯廳。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmXoIiEMm1
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「臭克叔！」葉育哼哼唧唧地皺起臉，對克里斯踩著藍白拖的背影吐了個舌頭，就撲進黑晊世的懷裡求親求抱求安慰。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp73tHES7hj
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黑晊世又氣又好笑，只得先施點止疼的小法術，才揉著懷裡澎鬆柔軟的頭髮，無奈勸道：「下樓不要這麼急，要看仔細腳步。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQncP5E6UE
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「我肚子餓嘛。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3LRzn8Pjh
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小孩抱著咕嚕叫的肚子，巴眨著一雙晶亮大眼，捲翹的睫毛上還沾著幾滴水珠，當下就讓黑奶爸心軟了，連忙拉著他走向飯廳，嘴裡還不忘諄諄教誨：「所以讓你早點起床吧，偏要賴床，都餓壞了。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lQA0tTq1o
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「小育又摔啦？」神出鬼沒的董事長早已就坐，正呵呵笑地往克里斯的碗裡偷撈。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtW8pLaz3NP
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罷課司機推了下超大墨鏡，猥瑣一笑，「顆顆，肯定是弄壞老子傑作的現世報。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdXe4scS59
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葉育不滿地辯駁：「臭宅宅，我這叫有研究精神，幫你測試成品的耐用度。」
「老子謝謝你喔，拜託你去研究別的。」想起上星期經葉育「研究測試」後被燒壞的Beta版通訊錶，罷課司機頓時覺得生無可戀。
「死囝仔說得也沒錯，你那個通訊錶才泡水五分鐘就爆掉也太遜了，如果以後我們有要下水的任務，你說怎麼辦？」克里斯說著，就搶回被董事長偷走的煎蛋。
「看吧？我可是用心良苦，不用太感激我。」葉育笑得很沒良心。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34rfdELoHa
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還在測試階段的初代通訊錶被沖進馬桶，還能撐五分鐘已經很強了好嗎？這兩個混蛋！只可惜，一張宅嘴說不過兩個人，罷課司機只能化悲憤為力量，埋頭怒吞粥。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWuIOTbfuD
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黑晊世端來湯，打斷還想作怪的小孩，「好了，快吃，上學要遲了。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOcHdkmGHF
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有美食在前，葉育立刻閉上喋喋不休的嘴，喜孜孜地享受執事奶爸的愛心。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwnchZgQ5m
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其實葉育從沒上過幼稚園，甚至差點上不了學，生來充沛又純淨的靈力令他數次遭妖魔劫持，母親葉迦娜不得不隨時將他護在身邊，更不放心兒子在學校的安危。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnZ8NCRD9B
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董事長淡定表示，反正小葉育早已被他列入預定招收的新生力軍名單，有沒有上過學都沒差，地府偵察部門甄才從不看學歷，免文憑，福利優，工作有保障。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6o5aYUJok8
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黑晊世卻不這麼想，「不能因為孩子的特殊天賦，就剝奪他應有的童年。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2ndpriWgu
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從會走路起，黑晊世就因天賦的使命而被迫封印七情六慾，接受族人的安排潛心苦修，從未體會過正常的生活與情感，不論是親情、友情、愛情，導致他的情商有些難以言喻的發展障礙，五百多年來，也就這幾人能毫無芥蒂地與他交好。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLyratllTW
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「如果被妖魔盯上，我們又不在身邊，那怎麼辦？」葉迦娜還是很擔心。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7l7vcuxbdO
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黑晊世笑道：「我們會教他如何控制靈力，也會教他隱藏自己的力量不讓人察覺，小育兒很聰明也很乖，會聽我們的話。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡah6S6oxRU8
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克里斯和罷課司機當場就翻起大白眼。乖個頭，死屁孩只聽你一個人的話！908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32t8GwFRQF
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時光就這麼一年又一年地過去，正因當年黑晊世的那一句話，葉育開始像大多數的孩子一樣，白天和同學一起在老師的淫威下痛並快樂著，放學後，同學去補習或混網咖，他就跟媽媽叔叔奶爸去抓鬼打怪，不時還會跟好兄弟或非人類生物聊天玩耍，偶爾也會跟一些想請他當補品的妖魔追趕跑跳碰，過著看似平凡又很不平凡的中二生活。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkdtJdKck2
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「執事……」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6CtEMYgXT
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走在前往學校的路上，葉育有些欲言又止。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYok12qnwt
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黑晊世見平日聒噪的小孩突然這般，不免有些不習慣，「怎麼了？」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQd0xEsv93W
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「你可不可以……不要再叫我小育兒？」葉育微微嘟著嘴，水亮的碧眼隱隱透露著正悄然萌芽的情愫，「我已經不是小孩子了。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxjLduPjws7
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黑晊世詫異地停下腳步，看著那張與迦娜相似的臉蛋，這才恍然驚覺，當年那個還抱著自己大腿的小孩兒已快長到自己的肩膀了，肉嘟嘟的圓圓小臉瘦了下來，稚嫩的童音也成了少年該有的清脆爽朗。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9yTpOgFt1
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時間竟過得如此之快，孩子已經長大了。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2zdOap3FB
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「那你想要我怎麼叫呢？」他感慨地摸了摸葉育的頭，只覺得無論過了多少年，外貌有多大的變化，這孩子在他的心裡永遠都像當初那樣，讓他甘願守護到底。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhowjs90bbp
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「嗯……我也不知道。」葉育蹙起眉頭，似乎也沒想過這個問題。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLJM9Nzkow
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「叫你小育？」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBMYWujaqm
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「不要，大家都這樣叫，我要特別的，別人都沒叫過，只有執事才能叫的。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTnbI01IMF
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黑晊世不解失笑，「為什麼？」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZomJroLN3k
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「因為執事是特別的嘛。」葉育的臉有些微紅。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSz7udf6ZwC
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黑晊世沒輒地沈吟了會，「那……就叫你育？」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBExbCnoVKE
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葉育眼睛一亮，開心地拉住他的手，雀躍的笑容中帶了點青澀的甜蜜，「好啊，這個我喜歡，只有執事才可以叫，別人都不行……啊，貴人也不可以！」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkqU6Ewwt8
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「好，真拿你沒辦法。」黑晊世輕捏了下葉育的臉頰，這小孩在想什麼呢？誰叫的稱呼有這麼重要嗎？908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyWnp4AKKM
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到了校門口，葉育才放開相牽的手，接過書包和便當袋，揮手說：「執事，放學見。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwOfG6devz
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「放學見，小……」叫了多年的稱呼沒那麼容易改掉，黑晊世見他又要鼓起臉，連忙改口，「放學見，育。」908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDXcN8JNVl
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葉育總算心滿意足地走進校門裡，黑晊世輕輕呼了口氣，對於小孩突如其然的執著，忍不住又笑了笑，才留下隱身的湯圓看守校園，轉身離開。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06n0LfGhmc
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於是，一大一小打架打得天昏地暗，湯圓一旁甩尾助興，董事長淡定喝茶邊記錄小育的修煉進度，罷課窩角落顆顆笑，貴人訓練有訓地準備跌打酒，黑奶爸無奈佈結界。908Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQP4QS0DLT
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