※可能小劇透?901Please respect copyright.PENANAOvqVBqEuzJ
※時間:靈能三結束後的遙遠未來。901Please respect copyright.PENANAvzGvIYKa9v
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解決了滅世大魔王,搞定了很愛刷存在感的心理扭曲前夫,葉育決定帶著前前夫兼現任夫的黑晊世到處旅行,說是要給親親執事一個超級豪華浪漫的蜜月旅。901Please respect copyright.PENANAuOWpGTjIsw
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巴黎鐵塔?京都賞櫻?海底浮潛?登陸火星?通通不夠看!他直接來了個時下最火紅但三次元沒人做得到的——穿越!901Please respect copyright.PENANAQIPjIBXOBF
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魂穿、書穿、遊戲穿……各種穿法通通來一遍,穿到黑晊世覺得自己也快成了蛇精病。901Please respect copyright.PENANAmfymivosGe
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克叔罵:「現在是大神了不起吼?這樣浪費力量你北木(爸媽)知道嗎?」901Please respect copyright.PENANAbrCUMhV2bj
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小育中肯曰:「都死蹺蹺啦。」901Please respect copyright.PENANAa1BFNdxv1q
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(之一)901Please respect copyright.PENANAdSm0tFCbMx
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某日,他們穿到了江湖風的網遊《劍三》世界,據說官配是少林X七秀。901Please respect copyright.PENANAOccfuTS1GT
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秀秀說:「大師,我真的好喜歡你。」901Please respect copyright.PENANAvAmxB1qatY
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大師說:「阿彌陀佛,貧僧已斬斷凡念,恐怕要辜負施主的情意。」901Please respect copyright.PENANAfwTjzD4YWr
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秀秀說:「為什麼?難道是我不夠美嗎?」901Please respect copyright.PENANAJXghvSccRa
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大師說:「不,施主是貧僧見過最美的人。」901Please respect copyright.PENANAIFHiJnIKXo
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秀秀說:「那是我跳舞不夠好看?」901Please respect copyright.PENANAdEzFc8fV9M
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大師說:「不,施主舞姿絕倫,無人能出其右。」901Please respect copyright.PENANAPjXSbf1PWz
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秀秀怒了,「那你就是嫌我奶小!」901Please respect copyright.PENANAx7xIpA2fWo
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大師囧,「可是……育,你一個男孩兒,本來就沒有……咳,那個……」901Please respect copyright.PENANACwgqqSrGhr
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秀秀育繼續怒:「我是男的又如何?來劍三混的誰不搞基?」901Please respect copyright.PENANAkSiFPbfk82
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小黑:「……」901Please respect copyright.PENANAstpacHEem1
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小育:「不對啊,執事你剛NG了,要叫我施主才對,欸,也不對啊,我奶小關我性別什麼事?這明明是技術問題,技術好的話,絕對能讓你吃奶吃到爆。」901Please respect copyright.PENANAixKf6ZX9Kv
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「技術?」小黑震驚了,這事還能靠技術?難不成這世界也有變性手術?901Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5OGiZD2gs
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「對啊,不然……」小育一愣,總算反應過來,瞬間炸紅臉,「等等等!那個『奶』是補師治療量的術語,不是那什麼……不管不管,剛剛演的全都不算,我們重來!」901Please respect copyright.PENANAbabBX4Fo0x
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從沒玩過網遊的小黑終於明白了,於是他很乾脆地點頭說:「好,重來。」901Please respect copyright.PENANAwb0N6Aj8Oo
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「那就從……」忽然被抱起,小育納悶問:「做什麼?」901Please respect copyright.PENANAdhIEeXIhce
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「回客棧。」黑晊世親一口懷裡的小秀秀,別有深意地笑了下,「就從『吃奶』開始。」901Please respect copyright.PENANAB46PyCGxPA
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「!!!!!」901Please respect copyright.PENANAVARto0sB3a
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葉育:////艸//// 901Please respect copyright.PENANAbYYbTfEnb4
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討M!一本正經地說羞羞話,執事學壞惹~(開燻臉)
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用這篇祝大家聖誕節快樂啦~(灑雪花901Please respect copyright.PENANAqrdVF0ZDsz
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正如最近在臉書和噗浪靠夭的,填坑填成了蛇精病,於是就腦洞突開地生了篇小段子。901Please respect copyright.PENANAoFbZ7zGpt7
未來的黑育就大概是過這樣甜蜜又熱鬧的生活啦AWA901Please respect copyright.PENANAVFUTA5cNBD
所以不管在靈能三之前看到了什麼都請耐心等待~(#901Please respect copyright.PENANAmelmg3qpos
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雖然標了個(之一)也不確定會不會有其他篇,大概腦洞一開就寫吧XDDD901Please respect copyright.PENANAJboeOx1dPM
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By 喵芭渴死姬 / 12.24.2017
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