※可能小劇透?778Please respect copyright.PENANAbBVQS0VLZF
※時間:靈能三結束後的遙遠未來。778Please respect copyright.PENANADQGY8y5Rjm
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解決了滅世大魔王,搞定了很愛刷存在感的心理扭曲前夫,葉育決定帶著前前夫兼現任夫的黑晊世到處旅行,說是要給親親執事一個超級豪華浪漫的蜜月旅。778Please respect copyright.PENANAgrx4j4Qpzp
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巴黎鐵塔?京都賞櫻?海底浮潛?登陸火星?通通不夠看!他直接來了個時下最火紅但三次元沒人做得到的——穿越!778Please respect copyright.PENANAvgbL6BKP8Y
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魂穿、書穿、遊戲穿……各種穿法通通來一遍,穿到黑晊世覺得自己也快成了蛇精病。778Please respect copyright.PENANATaXXv0zTh5
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克叔罵:「現在是大神了不起吼?這樣浪費力量你北木(爸媽)知道嗎?」778Please respect copyright.PENANAV5oqeFkBsh
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小育中肯曰:「都死蹺蹺啦。」778Please respect copyright.PENANA3VJnIkChRx
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(之一)778Please respect copyright.PENANAUSM2CTgToH
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某日,他們穿到了江湖風的網遊《劍三》世界,據說官配是少林X七秀。778Please respect copyright.PENANAjxbX7JoSU0
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秀秀說:「大師,我真的好喜歡你。」778Please respect copyright.PENANAPEpnUdQPMq
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大師說:「阿彌陀佛,貧僧已斬斷凡念,恐怕要辜負施主的情意。」778Please respect copyright.PENANArTQajOaJU0
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秀秀說:「為什麼?難道是我不夠美嗎?」778Please respect copyright.PENANA4qvO6n7hEE
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大師說:「不,施主是貧僧見過最美的人。」778Please respect copyright.PENANAyCbouS2cXc
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秀秀說:「那是我跳舞不夠好看?」778Please respect copyright.PENANARtmyxMpgns
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大師說:「不,施主舞姿絕倫,無人能出其右。」778Please respect copyright.PENANANgMifewusf
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秀秀怒了,「那你就是嫌我奶小!」778Please respect copyright.PENANAHovgvmcUqL
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大師囧,「可是……育,你一個男孩兒,本來就沒有……咳,那個……」778Please respect copyright.PENANAcQNcTNBdNg
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秀秀育繼續怒:「我是男的又如何?來劍三混的誰不搞基?」778Please respect copyright.PENANAkAvVRBiNgq
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小黑:「……」778Please respect copyright.PENANAK8B7g3WvZr
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小育:「不對啊,執事你剛NG了,要叫我施主才對,欸,也不對啊,我奶小關我性別什麼事?這明明是技術問題,技術好的話,絕對能讓你吃奶吃到爆。」778Please respect copyright.PENANAknrqWdvvMM
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「技術?」小黑震驚了,這事還能靠技術?難不成這世界也有變性手術?778Please respect copyright.PENANADVeVVxAAMj
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「對啊,不然……」小育一愣,總算反應過來,瞬間炸紅臉,「等等等!那個『奶』是補師治療量的術語,不是那什麼……不管不管,剛剛演的全都不算,我們重來!」778Please respect copyright.PENANAYQFZ3q3nmM
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從沒玩過網遊的小黑終於明白了,於是他很乾脆地點頭說:「好,重來。」778Please respect copyright.PENANA41KfekYETt
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「那就從……」忽然被抱起,小育納悶問:「做什麼?」778Please respect copyright.PENANA2jFxJs2hSG
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「回客棧。」黑晊世親一口懷裡的小秀秀,別有深意地笑了下,「就從『吃奶』開始。」778Please respect copyright.PENANAk8oCXU8kgq
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「!!!!!」778Please respect copyright.PENANAnmz77Pv60r
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葉育:////艸//// 778Please respect copyright.PENANA5z5bPqpvJT
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討M!一本正經地說羞羞話,執事學壞惹~(開燻臉)
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用這篇祝大家聖誕節快樂啦~(灑雪花778Please respect copyright.PENANA5LBrvBFI3A
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正如最近在臉書和噗浪靠夭的,填坑填成了蛇精病,於是就腦洞突開地生了篇小段子。778Please respect copyright.PENANAaSsXMIefxC
未來的黑育就大概是過這樣甜蜜又熱鬧的生活啦AWA778Please respect copyright.PENANABZd7T8wNDf
所以不管在靈能三之前看到了什麼都請耐心等待~(#778Please respect copyright.PENANARVFB75lClz
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雖然標了個(之一)也不確定會不會有其他篇,大概腦洞一開就寫吧XDDD778Please respect copyright.PENANAUk6C7NvQ9M
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歡迎追蹤>////<778Please respect copyright.PENANA3Saw2ie4Xq
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By 喵芭渴死姬 / 12.24.2017
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