早上五點整，無須任何鬧鈴提醒，黑奶爸就睜開眼，彷彿體內就有個準確的時鐘。他快速地梳洗完畢，換上一貫的黑襯衫與長褲走出房門，看了眼毫無動靜的隔壁房，才輕手輕腳地走下樓。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWbZgWku1f
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廚房裡，貴人已在爐前忙碌。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVxUsZgtom
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiU7OwGp0OF
「小育兒今天要上體育課，多煎顆蛋。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHAOFT2FCg
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDZTEYDz2g
「是，主人。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDp5V8AAbFl
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0uoaV8VHY
他打開櫥櫃挑出幾份藥材，開始煲起愛心湯。青少年正是長身體的黃金期，每個做奶爸的，也都懷著男孩兒就該長得高高壯壯才健康的心，偏偏小育兒的身子骨怎麼吃都不夠結實，著實教他有些苦惱，該再調配些什麼新的營養餐點呢？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLFlnKvxGO
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六點，樓上響起一陣又一陣不同聲響的鬧鈴，好似有數個鬧鐘在集體大作，沒多久又同時消停，接著是一片沈寂。他無奈地搖搖頭，這孩子又濫用念力了。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbt3glcF0SW
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GlAFJSqb7
見湯煲得差不多，他將剩下的工作交給貴人，親自去叫愛賴床的小孩起床。推開房門，他走近床邊，果然又見慘不忍睹的睡姿。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgryx00EMu
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizh53xCSlS
被子被踢到一旁，一個枕頭掉到地上，另一個則被壓在頭上，少年纖弱的身子朝右縮起，光裸的左腿垂掛在床沿，估計是想要下床卻又睡著了。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9Wd8TLAKO
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbt4eQguFh
他哭笑不得地拿起枕頭，撥開小孩遮住臉蛋的頭髮，輕柔呼喚：「小育兒，起床了。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNkRaQ9tqa
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDz01Sc34yh
只見小孩兒微微皺起漂亮的眉毛，抿了下嘴，就抓住他的手抱到胸前繼續睡。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1oddzGixU
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGSAP5AxWk
「不能賴床，快起來。」他抽出手輕拉貪睡鬼的耳朵，稍微加重了語氣，「我熬了湯，再不起床，就沒得喝了。」
「唔……」小孩兒動了動眼皮，發出一聲耍賴的低吟，仍然不肯睜開眼，過了一會，才蠕動著嘴唇，小聲說：「要有親親，才能起床。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZw2Rem0PDa
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUmvT393mR
「你這孩子真是……」實在是沒輒，他只好俯身在臉上親一口，「快起來。」
「嘻！」葉育睜開眼，抱住他的脖子，將臉埋進頸窩裡撒嬌，「執事拉我起來。」
「調皮。」雖是這般輕叱，黑晊世仍拖住葉育的腰直起身子，讓調皮鬼跟著坐起。
葉育抬起頭，笑得像隻偷腥的小貓，在奶爸的臉上親了下，「執事早。」
見小孩兒睡得兩頰紅撲撲，黑晊世不禁笑了下，正要說話，就被門口的聲音打斷。
「唉唷！都十六歲了還要抱抱，見笑（丟臉）喔！」克里斯靠在門邊笑得很賊。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCU93TrbUcb
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpq5CFEAokR
葉育輕哼一聲，偏起小臉，賊笑說：「克叔嫉妒啊？沒關係，來，我也給克叔一個愛的抱抱！」說完，他就跳下床，張開雙臂衝過去。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvvrGGxLE4
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWNbCx8HNA
克里斯立馬搓著雞皮疙瘩奔逃，「幹！拎北加無愛（老子才不要）！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1PSnmynSP
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyGziA76Rq
黑奶爸的臉就黑了，「克里斯，別在孩子面前說粗話！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXhd53H2pD
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeox5e4S8zc
克里斯的吼聲從一樓傳來，「公蝦（說啥）？聽謀（沒聽到）！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLV0R7VISmI
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTPb3PX6ry
黑晊世沒好氣地搖搖頭，輕拍還在嘻笑的小孩，「快去換衣洗漱，下來吃早餐。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUlUZzT2BX
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKnwyVEiXY
「執事煮湯了？」見他點頭，葉育興奮地衝進浴室，「耶！執事煮的湯最棒了！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUTGxGxBqn
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpITfow1Xnw
看心愛小孩興高采烈的樣子，黑晊世不禁莞爾一笑，從衣櫃裡取出乾淨的制服和襪子擺在床上，又檢查了下書包裡的課本與作業，才放心地下樓。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfSDjpNP4u
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXxIT6z3XX
六點半，熱騰騰的早餐都已上桌，一陣急促的腳步聲也在樓梯間響起。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUirJDuhHhr
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedcfIo7mpo
「咚、咚、咚……」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd52lBWk5cL
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KKYdvABhN
「啊——」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmc9prA0te
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「碰！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhutGfapaHb
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6Id4WqnwB
聽那一聲尖叫和特別響亮的撞地聲，所有人都知道，有人又摔了。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ047ZlgRUB
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGTHYLbU71
正好在開電視的克里斯一回頭，就見葉育揉著屁股坐在地上，大大的碧眼掛著兩滴淚，他便大步一跨，把自家屁孩拎起來訓了頓，「靠盃喔！你是小腦派器（壞掉）啊？這樣都能摔？拎盃教過你多少遍……」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvzqGFOXZq
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEjDKIayKe
葉育噘著嘴不敢吭聲，被罵得狗血淋頭，直到黑晊世趕來關問，克老爹才收起黑臉教官模式，將屁孩扔還給負責治癒的黑奶爸，先行去飯廳。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExWeSsSl1X
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUfWhIwYED
「臭克叔！」葉育哼哼唧唧地皺起臉，對克里斯踩著藍白拖的背影吐了個舌頭，就撲進黑晊世的懷裡求親求抱求安慰。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQBAsFCcal
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpc8HXxjG9Y
黑晊世又氣又好笑，只得先施點止疼的小法術，才揉著懷裡澎鬆柔軟的頭髮，無奈勸道：「下樓不要這麼急，要看仔細腳步。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tXLpc7S4d
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2h13bG8e1i
「我肚子餓嘛。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqm4OshD4WG
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwA6MDeF12o
小孩抱著咕嚕叫的肚子，巴眨著一雙晶亮大眼，捲翹的睫毛上還沾著幾滴水珠，當下就讓黑奶爸心軟了，連忙拉著他走向飯廳，嘴裡還不忘諄諄教誨：「所以讓你早點起床吧，偏要賴床，都餓壞了。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡub81VOYPKO
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7PV3Wu70z
「小育又摔啦？」神出鬼沒的董事長早已就坐，正呵呵笑地往克里斯的碗裡偷撈。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03ehDdhoEu
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebrK1vsOI1
罷課司機推了下超大墨鏡，猥瑣一笑，「顆顆，肯定是弄壞老子傑作的現世報。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXLGIHCQIL
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeBCjqw9Sy
葉育不滿地辯駁：「臭宅宅，我這叫有研究精神，幫你測試成品的耐用度。」
「老子謝謝你喔，拜託你去研究別的。」想起上星期經葉育「研究測試」後被燒壞的Beta版通訊錶，罷課司機頓時覺得生無可戀。
「死囝仔說得也沒錯，你那個通訊錶才泡水五分鐘就爆掉也太遜了，如果以後我們有要下水的任務，你說怎麼辦？」克里斯說著，就搶回被董事長偷走的煎蛋。
「看吧？我可是用心良苦，不用太感激我。」葉育笑得很沒良心。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3B8puroEnA
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpUm6eCZ7g
還在測試階段的初代通訊錶被沖進馬桶，還能撐五分鐘已經很強了好嗎？這兩個混蛋！只可惜，一張宅嘴說不過兩個人，罷課司機只能化悲憤為力量，埋頭怒吞粥。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUphSKN6ZXq
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGLuldttfB
黑晊世端來湯，打斷還想作怪的小孩，「好了，快吃，上學要遲了。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3Q7jDQZbS
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjgkqqLfiG
有美食在前，葉育立刻閉上喋喋不休的嘴，喜孜孜地享受執事奶爸的愛心。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83e4wcNk6M
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKay7QgWLmE
其實葉育從沒上過幼稚園，甚至差點上不了學，生來充沛又純淨的靈力令他數次遭妖魔劫持，母親葉迦娜不得不隨時將他護在身邊，更不放心兒子在學校的安危。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmrKNWnhlR
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董事長淡定表示，反正小葉育早已被他列入預定招收的新生力軍名單，有沒有上過學都沒差，地府偵察部門甄才從不看學歷，免文憑，福利優，工作有保障。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiSMXsoh4X
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBx9orIpGl
黑晊世卻不這麼想，「不能因為孩子的特殊天賦，就剝奪他應有的童年。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfAPIE14D0
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfILRvoxP4
從會走路起，黑晊世就因天賦的使命而被迫封印七情六慾，接受族人的安排潛心苦修，從未體會過正常的生活與情感，不論是親情、友情、愛情，導致他的情商有些難以言喻的發展障礙，五百多年來，也就這幾人能毫無芥蒂地與他交好。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MlZQRHupE
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYOnDGLde9
「如果被妖魔盯上，我們又不在身邊，那怎麼辦？」葉迦娜還是很擔心。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ230Whd5rRl
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1VSl4N4Yg
黑晊世笑道：「我們會教他如何控制靈力，也會教他隱藏自己的力量不讓人察覺，小育兒很聰明也很乖，會聽我們的話。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3iHfkgd3j
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeLBBratLG
克里斯和罷課司機當場就翻起大白眼。乖個頭，死屁孩只聽你一個人的話！787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HjpfFhBny
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時光就這麼一年又一年地過去，正因當年黑晊世的那一句話，葉育開始像大多數的孩子一樣，白天和同學一起在老師的淫威下痛並快樂著，放學後，同學去補習或混網咖，他就跟媽媽叔叔奶爸去抓鬼打怪，不時還會跟好兄弟或非人類生物聊天玩耍，偶爾也會跟一些想請他當補品的妖魔追趕跑跳碰，過著看似平凡又很不平凡的中二生活。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsd6otSUWQV
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「執事……」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WAVYjaoWL
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNE9EIoyc6W
走在前往學校的路上，葉育有些欲言又止。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYH4eiYIRX
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlqxDHo7fi
黑晊世見平日聒噪的小孩突然這般，不免有些不習慣，「怎麼了？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbHBTCSjAJ
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiqw7dEyIr
「你可不可以……不要再叫我小育兒？」葉育微微嘟著嘴，水亮的碧眼隱隱透露著正悄然萌芽的情愫，「我已經不是小孩子了。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVjCo7zpuY
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHEopqySnKx
黑晊世詫異地停下腳步，看著那張與迦娜相似的臉蛋，這才恍然驚覺，當年那個還抱著自己大腿的小孩兒已快長到自己的肩膀了，肉嘟嘟的圓圓小臉瘦了下來，稚嫩的童音也成了少年該有的清脆爽朗。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpL70EFm4Mb
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時間竟過得如此之快，孩子已經長大了。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCy83s2MYn
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJz5Jve2jZ
「那你想要我怎麼叫呢？」他感慨地摸了摸葉育的頭，只覺得無論過了多少年，外貌有多大的變化，這孩子在他的心裡永遠都像當初那樣，讓他甘願守護到底。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstPt3zPztK
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vyV5j1PJq
「嗯……我也不知道。」葉育蹙起眉頭，似乎也沒想過這個問題。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxymtdH55D
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECH32ymJrg
「叫你小育？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsv1DlEsrr
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OnmWreFWY
「不要，大家都這樣叫，我要特別的，別人都沒叫過，只有執事才能叫的。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmijft4BNwW
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZXJfBHEq3
黑晊世不解失笑，「為什麼？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXJRQ80q5I
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wGcyifsqk
「因為執事是特別的嘛。」葉育的臉有些微紅。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkOzznPWOq
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9cF1qaGuFp
黑晊世沒輒地沈吟了會，「那……就叫你育？」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKPpfr1CIj
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMHtAnukJJ
葉育眼睛一亮，開心地拉住他的手，雀躍的笑容中帶了點青澀的甜蜜，「好啊，這個我喜歡，只有執事才可以叫，別人都不行……啊，貴人也不可以！」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQdQ69GhCo
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaPeGOW7N9
「好，真拿你沒辦法。」黑晊世輕捏了下葉育的臉頰，這小孩在想什麼呢？誰叫的稱呼有這麼重要嗎？787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nz62yfRBH
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到了校門口，葉育才放開相牽的手，接過書包和便當袋，揮手說：「執事，放學見。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxeKuzpSGk
787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFvSkWB6fN
「放學見，小……」叫了多年的稱呼沒那麼容易改掉，黑晊世見他又要鼓起臉，連忙改口，「放學見，育。」787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBP7vij26Z
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葉育總算心滿意足地走進校門裡，黑晊世輕輕呼了口氣，對於小孩突如其然的執著，忍不住又笑了笑，才留下隱身的湯圓看守校園，轉身離開。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8BmA4k6Gz
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於是，一大一小打架打得天昏地暗，湯圓一旁甩尾助興，董事長淡定喝茶邊記錄小育的修煉進度，罷課窩角落顆顆笑，貴人訓練有訓地準備跌打酒，黑奶爸無奈佈結界。787Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOmenw0sqg
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