我想，否極泰來這句話偶爾還是會發生在我身上吧。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUHhC7rn2B
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「哇啦啦讓開啊！」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVX3vXnJQJE
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媽啦！我竟然整個腳軟！454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaH7LUna2O
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碰！454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlj8WuBLVi
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女孩飛了出去，我想，我應該還活著。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYoJMgDxkQ
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只不過我可能要換個好夥伴去上班了。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaItj3coBGo
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50CC的車體整個被撞爛，我則因為腳軟，加上她臨時硬是轉向撞向路邊的電線桿，只受了一點擦傷，不過，我看那個女孩就糟糕了。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYdOpTOnrJ
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她整個人飛進垃圾堆裡面，真慘。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSBXZJ2PTo
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「嗚哇哇哇──」她的哭聲，真的真的，很難聽。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nmtCT8ejy
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「好……好臭喔，人……人家的腳好……好痛，嗚哇──」她繼續哭，不過至少這代表她還活著。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegrA98xyiR
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「哦？你還活著嘛，那就好了，我幫你叫救護車就好了……」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOwc27TCul
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「不行！不能叫救護車！」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjf7KGB9DFs
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「哇靠你嚇人啊！」我把手機拿出來正準備打電話時，她突然大叫。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4UywM65Sa
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啪！我聽到一聲哀嚎，我手機悲哀的解體躺在路上。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbRQBRmIR6
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「靠……你到底是要怎樣啦！在那哀哀叫又不要我幫你叫救護車，自己在這邊等死好了啦！」我有點火。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqrCPaFLyh
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畢竟，機車跟手機先後死在自己面前，誰都會火的吧？454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpBEEdXDIy
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「對……對不起嘛，可……可是人家真的不能去醫院啦。」她抽著鼻子說。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcE73p2jTzR
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「要不然你是要怎樣？不能去醫院，那你去殯儀館好了。」我講話依然沒有好氣。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpRVHu7s2a
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「你兇什麼兇啦！人家很痛耶，腳動不了了啦！」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4Y7sqAvrq
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「所以囉，我叫救護車就是囉。」我盯著地上的手機，沉默了兩秒後說：「你手機借我。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzHPgUxlnf
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「不用啦，那個……你能不能背我？我有認識一個醫生朋友，我去她那就好了。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNS5M1HYvw
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「嗄？」我想我的嘴巴肯定很開，因為我剛剛不小心吃下一隻蚊子。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz65AcNvrkD
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「哎唷，叫女生講這種話很奇怪耶，背我去找我朋友啦！」她大聲的說。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8IHrqJKyC
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「喔。」我聽話的緩緩走去垃圾堆。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEuaQ3y61e
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那女孩長得還蠻好看的，戴著一副方框眼鏡，兩邊頰上有些可愛的雀斑，綁著一頭短馬尾，正噘著嘴瞪我。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyxsIclq7V
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順帶一提，她穿的是件白襯衫，淋了雨後，嗯……你知道的。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jn1imZhbX
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「你在看哪啊，變態。」女孩敲我的頭。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4zD2ppFKG
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「嗯……嗯喔，對不起。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloSHz8XG7D
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我把她背起來，體育成績永遠吊車尾的我，只走了一步，就搖搖晃晃的坐了下來。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Z2Bf9TXc9
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「呼呼……你好重。」我喘著氣不客氣的說道。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRY1xbgsgZv
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「對女生說這種話很不禮貌耶！」她又敲了我的頭。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhH1hvME3VG
454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4n62vfCwQi
「喂，對了，你把我的機車弄壞了，要賠我一台喔。」我突然想起，我現在沒交通工具，不會要我這樣背她吧。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAbgCJXQ3Y
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「知道啦，那台重機送你就是了啦。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvG0NIZKoqr
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我這下可樂了，重機耶！我這輩子連想都沒想過，現在竟然有人要送我，我想我果然還是有點好運的吧。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhbSQ2azK0
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「鑰匙拿出來吧。」我高興的說，我想我的嘴臉肯定很欠揍，因為我的頭又被敲了一下。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJku4Gqz1qc
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「啊，挫賽。」我看了看重機跟我們兩個的距離，還有將近十步。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4davgD75jF
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「世界上最遙遠的距離，不是生與死，而是重機就在我面前，我背後還背了一個包袱。」我有感而發的說。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mBypMMgd1
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當然，我的頭又痛了一下。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPfizZZnIT
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「呼呼……總算是到了，親愛的重機，我是你的新主人喔。」我樂得自言自語。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpK9mzI6744
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「快走啦！」女孩用力的敲了我的頭，好痛。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsj58bsCnPM
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「對了，你都沒發現到嗎？」我把女孩安置在坐椅上，她突然說。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0G1Ha6HfU
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「啥？」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrJ53hZrT6
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她用手指了指她的小腿，好多的血和著雨緩緩留下。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm024vdzDpC
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「哇靠，這啥啊。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauz6Au4ukg
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「百分之百，是個笨蛋啊。」她扶額，一副「被你打敗了」的表情。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwCmjtG4ID
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「這到底啥啦！」我有點腦火，連不知道我名字的人都叫我笨蛋，這點讓我實在很不爽。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtgWYflHdH
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「彈孔。」女孩心平氣和的說。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBfprsJjyF
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「哇靠，你是剛剛槍戰喔，腿上還有彈孔。」我嘖嘖稱奇道。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuI1IP7TTc0
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「對啦對啦，吵死了，快點帶我去找我朋友啦。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0pYXpjnrb
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「好啦，怎麼走。」我乖乖閉上嘴，發動機車。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBoD5ekF6Xm
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然後……我想起一件事。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BYvl6mTG2
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「我不會騎打檔車啊！」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpUiffh8fY
454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGaokM3eOR
女孩白了我一眼後說：「算了算了，真是不可靠的男人，叫計程車啦。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaizxmwqyW8
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「用你的手機吧。」我哀怨的看著地板上的手機屍體。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQknOko2NY
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五分鐘後，計程車來了。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGScwPpMrC
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很台的司機打開車門，看了看溼透的我們兩個說：「少年仔，帶女朋友出來約會喔。」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEUSEui1ou
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「她不是我女朋友！」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLiJ9YLoHZ
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「我不是他女朋友！」454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qwOQH0D7H
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我們兩個異口同聲。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPXasjLhuc
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「少年郎害羞喔。」司機看著我笑說。454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4y3KslDo3
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害羞你媽啦！454Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAt8ncQyH0M
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