我打開了後車門,坐了進去。615Please respect copyright.PENANAWip01Mq6jY
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女孩打開了前車門,也坐了進去。615Please respect copyright.PENANAAhWXjBdGOH
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我愣愣的看著她。615Please respect copyright.PENANAUCOdlpey5B
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「幹嘛?難道你認為我跟你熟到可以坐同一張椅子嗎?」女孩瞪著我。615Please respect copyright.PENANAr6VV1E7Swz
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「喔……對不起。」我很沒志氣的道歉。615Please respect copyright.PENANAU4JmfS86Tf
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就這樣,一台計程車,載著兩個濕淋淋的男女,加上一個台味十足的司機,出發了。615Please respect copyright.PENANA5dukwpphVH
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「到了記得叫我。」我丟下這句話後,昏昏沉沉的睡了。615Please respect copyright.PENANAvnzMPyEv2q
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「老地方。」隋辮指了指腳上的傷口說。615Please respect copyright.PENANAynBptrvrwB
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「喂,那你男朋友?」司機問。615Please respect copyright.PENANA0zdp9NJxCV
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「就說過不是了啦,剛剛路上撞到的。」隋辮沒好氣的答道。615Please respect copyright.PENANAvgnjKZij4C
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「哦?路上撞到的?」615Please respect copyright.PENANAwblC1CBnie
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「對啦,剛才失手了。」615Please respect copyright.PENANAUT8ty0vS1o
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「怪怪,你不是也好歹觀察兩個月了,怎麼還會失手?」司機在紅燈前停下來。615Please respect copyright.PENANARXgO0Wx2sg
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「我哪知道他那裡還有埋伏啊。」615Please respect copyright.PENANAqCeOKXFpc3
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「埋伏?」司機歪著頭問。615Please respect copyright.PENANAlOUp0TSHjt
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「嗯,就在我殺進那老頭的辦公室之後,我就問他要怎樣死啊。」615Please respect copyright.PENANAVkq8BeXHXJ
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「結果?」綠燈,司機繼續往前開。615Please respect copyright.PENANAvAUn8ojl0Z
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「結果啊,那老頭就問了我的名字,然後我當然有回答啊,之後……」615Please respect copyright.PENANAomIIcIkw8j
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司機突然失笑。615Please respect copyright.PENANAoMoDkmhNuH
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「笑什麼啦!」615Please respect copyright.PENANA8T2mTvlM95
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「笑你笨啊,你這次失手就算了,你還告訴目標你的名字,你這次,慘囉。」司機大笑,笑到把後座的男孩給吵醒了。615Please respect copyright.PENANA3bvtucAY5b
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「怎麼了?」他問道。615Please respect copyright.PENANAR6nP0QLsJB
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「沒事,聽到很好笑的笑話而已。」司機忍俊不已。615Please respect copyright.PENANAYAVSWobTUG
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「喔。」男孩馬上又昏過去了。615Please respect copyright.PENANA507SjvcWBL
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「哼哼,反正人家也不怕,人家很厲害的好嗎!」隋辮不甘示弱。615Please respect copyright.PENANAWvilwEzUq7
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「是喔是喔,很厲害是吧?我看你的腳也抖得挺厲害的啊!」司機哼哼答道,方向盤一轉,轉上了一條山路。615Please respect copyright.PENANAUCoLY3U4i0
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「……」隋辮無法反駁。615Please respect copyright.PENANALXsNIY07oF
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「那你怎麼撞到後面那個的?」司機好奇的問。615Please respect copyright.PENANAfYeA77feTK
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「就下雨啊,視線很差,然後我又騎重機,等我看到他的時候,要轉彎已經來不及了。」615Please respect copyright.PENANAzX9UzfT7lf
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「那他怎麼沒事?」615Please respect copyright.PENANAEFouUhCvin
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「我哪知,不過你該去看看他的機車,整台爛掉了。」隋辮想到這件事就嘔氣,她聞了聞自己,垃圾的臭味好重。615Please respect copyright.PENANAGDfy4CQgrA
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司機越開越偏僻,事實上,除了剛才的紅綠燈外,已經沒有半支交通號誌了。615Please respect copyright.PENANADkDgv34bds
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他們簡直就像是要去棄屍。615Please respect copyright.PENANAK1EDxKg1xD
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「我有點睏,想瞇一下,接下來的路給你開喔。」司機邊說邊踩煞車。615Please respect copyright.PENANATwSmS0BGKj
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「等你這句話很久了!」隋辮嘻嘻笑著,解開安全帶,躍躍欲試的爬上駕駛座。615Please respect copyright.PENANAau4bVaF9W0
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「我說,能不能下車來用走的?每次都讓你這樣爬過來爬過去的,車子都被你搞髒了。」司機在車外無奈的說。615Please respect copyright.PENANAVKqmI1iEtb
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「不能!」隋辮依然嘻嘻笑著。615Please respect copyright.PENANAUTDV2CHbMy
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「在這樣亂爬,小心下次我不給你開啊。」司機坐上副駕駛座,戴上眼罩,含含糊糊的丟下這句話,就睡他的去了。615Please respect copyright.PENANA3jwNl8Kkuq
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隋辮才不理會司機,司機這句話不知道講多少遍了,自己還不是照開他的車?615Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9MzvZF1at
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「好痛……這樣怎麼踩煞車啦!」隋辮噘著嘴看著自己的小腿。615Please respect copyright.PENANALhdaBQ3GYT
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不過,對隋辮來說,煞車只是個可有可無的東西。615Please respect copyright.PENANAhR4jhbpAqU
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所以很快的,車速從50公里爬上了120公里。615Please respect copyright.PENANADzUph7DYc9
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好一個把計程車當跑車開,把山路當高速公路的開法!615Please respect copyright.PENANAi79oYCfwXp
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隋辮索性把車窗開起來,享受一下120公里帶來的山風。615Please respect copyright.PENANAGiJivPm9aN
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隋辮哼著小調,她很開心。615Please respect copyright.PENANAddSKlIL5zH
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世界上,只有兩件事能讓她開心。615Please respect copyright.PENANAFQbpITwdFc
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殺人自然不是。615Please respect copyright.PENANATlH5U8211B
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基本上來說,喜歡殺人的,那不是人,那可以算是怪物了,而隋辮自忖自己還是個人,所以殺人當然不是。615Please respect copyright.PENANADi8A1eCtf7
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一個,是把旁邊司機的計程車當跑車開,另一個,是談場戀愛。615Please respect copyright.PENANAMkedT8wVER
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無論真不真心,有無感情,還是對方根本只是外貌協會。615Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0Ng1YApdl
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只要談場戀愛,就能讓隋辮很開心。615Please respect copyright.PENANA6nRs1lA5af
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無論是一年,或是半天。615Please respect copyright.PENANAYrHB18Kl3a
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只要是戀愛,隋辮就會很開心。615Please respect copyright.PENANAZbiPlI6BtE
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有一次,隋辮的仲介人問隋辮:「你為什麼那麼愛談戀愛啊?」615Please respect copyright.PENANAmukbXFIu0J
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隋辮只是笑笑說:「你應該問我為什麼當殺手。」615Please respect copyright.PENANAFzIh9BqH6C
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「那你為什麼當殺手?」615Please respect copyright.PENANAq4Xg7LuyHR
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「我想,我在藉由這個職業尋找真命天子吧。」615Please respect copyright.PENANAsrYLLuykLx
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「別鬧了,難不成你想跟目標談戀愛?」仲介人有點想笑。615Please respect copyright.PENANA1sJHZSi1qt
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隋辮沒說話,只是笑。615Please respect copyright.PENANAzS85Jqxxrz
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人的心情一放鬆,很多是都會想起來。615Please respect copyright.PENANAJVyRpv41kC
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例如說……615Please respect copyright.PENANASf0OHLtOad
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「啊──」隋辮大叫。615Please respect copyright.PENANAQSw42EM5qc
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「怎麼了?」司機把眼罩拔掉,手已經伸入懷中將槍握緊。615Please respect copyright.PENANADW6xWcPVID
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「衝殺毀?」後座的男孩不耐的問。615Please respect copyright.PENANAcNKcSe7xcH
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「我忘了拿我的皮箱了。」隋辮一副快哭的臉。615Please respect copyright.PENANAnZOsOBgcpK
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4.談場戀愛
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