我想，否極泰來這句話偶爾還是會發生在我身上吧。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9uJJuCBTBP
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「哇啦啦讓開啊！」505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7ANdqikOO
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媽啦！我竟然整個腳軟！505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AMv39PWeu
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碰！505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5LNzaQpKm
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女孩飛了出去，我想，我應該還活著。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RWw89782F
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只不過我可能要換個好夥伴去上班了。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjVh6YYEAM
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50CC的車體整個被撞爛，我則因為腳軟，加上她臨時硬是轉向撞向路邊的電線桿，只受了一點擦傷，不過，我看那個女孩就糟糕了。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwhYS1aQun
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她整個人飛進垃圾堆裡面，真慘。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbewV4yfEXU
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「嗚哇哇哇──」她的哭聲，真的真的，很難聽。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUlJJhw4rP
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「好……好臭喔，人……人家的腳好……好痛，嗚哇──」她繼續哭，不過至少這代表她還活著。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbzmn1VFpQ
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「哦？你還活著嘛，那就好了，我幫你叫救護車就好了……」505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlygEXWVlms
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「不行！不能叫救護車！」505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0jYjP9oH3
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「哇靠你嚇人啊！」我把手機拿出來正準備打電話時，她突然大叫。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiJSdXQo7z
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啪！我聽到一聲哀嚎，我手機悲哀的解體躺在路上。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudvNj18JeH
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「靠……你到底是要怎樣啦！在那哀哀叫又不要我幫你叫救護車，自己在這邊等死好了啦！」我有點火。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfFQUgApts
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畢竟，機車跟手機先後死在自己面前，誰都會火的吧？505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ojqVL1BhG
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「對……對不起嘛，可……可是人家真的不能去醫院啦。」她抽著鼻子說。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVF0H5irrrJ
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「要不然你是要怎樣？不能去醫院，那你去殯儀館好了。」我講話依然沒有好氣。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Teby4vpjb
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「你兇什麼兇啦！人家很痛耶，腳動不了了啦！」505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0eGUS7kJC8
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「所以囉，我叫救護車就是囉。」我盯著地上的手機，沉默了兩秒後說：「你手機借我。」505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhI9zI9wFJk
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「不用啦，那個……你能不能背我？我有認識一個醫生朋友，我去她那就好了。」505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLHYoTKL1D
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「嗄？」我想我的嘴巴肯定很開，因為我剛剛不小心吃下一隻蚊子。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcum5WU2kW
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「哎唷，叫女生講這種話很奇怪耶，背我去找我朋友啦！」她大聲的說。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3MRhZFCvA
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「喔。」我聽話的緩緩走去垃圾堆。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIxxi8zvqC
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那女孩長得還蠻好看的，戴著一副方框眼鏡，兩邊頰上有些可愛的雀斑，綁著一頭短馬尾，正噘著嘴瞪我。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZt2aSLp6P
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順帶一提，她穿的是件白襯衫，淋了雨後，嗯……你知道的。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2dHyrAViL
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「你在看哪啊，變態。」女孩敲我的頭。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynbHFrcz7w
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「嗯……嗯喔，對不起。」505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Rfgh9AeBC
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我把她背起來，體育成績永遠吊車尾的我，只走了一步，就搖搖晃晃的坐了下來。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhys9q74Ks
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「呼呼……你好重。」我喘著氣不客氣的說道。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqeHJJEyDC
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「對女生說這種話很不禮貌耶！」她又敲了我的頭。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0nPlZV0fn
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「喂，對了，你把我的機車弄壞了，要賠我一台喔。」我突然想起，我現在沒交通工具，不會要我這樣背她吧。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMheBg2DiS
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「知道啦，那台重機送你就是了啦。」505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHFDQMYrYo
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我這下可樂了，重機耶！我這輩子連想都沒想過，現在竟然有人要送我，我想我果然還是有點好運的吧。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUPKIyXEEI
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「鑰匙拿出來吧。」我高興的說，我想我的嘴臉肯定很欠揍，因為我的頭又被敲了一下。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4ubT44NN4
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「啊，挫賽。」我看了看重機跟我們兩個的距離，還有將近十步。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaL2DqTgez
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「世界上最遙遠的距離，不是生與死，而是重機就在我面前，我背後還背了一個包袱。」我有感而發的說。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBE1ldzXJlJ
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當然，我的頭又痛了一下。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6QZilEH5m
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「呼呼……總算是到了，親愛的重機，我是你的新主人喔。」我樂得自言自語。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjim3IzWCZ
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「快走啦！」女孩用力的敲了我的頭，好痛。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbK1st7qi8U
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「對了，你都沒發現到嗎？」我把女孩安置在坐椅上，她突然說。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4DdxDMi0q
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「啥？」505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bq3gKhEDV
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她用手指了指她的小腿，好多的血和著雨緩緩留下。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNoj290cLo
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「哇靠，這啥啊。」505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtGUlzi9Ot
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「百分之百，是個笨蛋啊。」她扶額，一副「被你打敗了」的表情。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2kRrpT1QC
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「這到底啥啦！」我有點腦火，連不知道我名字的人都叫我笨蛋，這點讓我實在很不爽。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzM6NtNvIqS
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「彈孔。」女孩心平氣和的說。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaGQiWKK06
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「哇靠，你是剛剛槍戰喔，腿上還有彈孔。」我嘖嘖稱奇道。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4mEmnagCm
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「對啦對啦，吵死了，快點帶我去找我朋友啦。」505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSJV8OGPuY
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「好啦，怎麼走。」我乖乖閉上嘴，發動機車。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjJH3zZ4wZ
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然後……我想起一件事。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyByMAZQ7S
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「我不會騎打檔車啊！」505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPngqXBLZPL
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女孩白了我一眼後說：「算了算了，真是不可靠的男人，叫計程車啦。」505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpv18NK0rCo
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「用你的手機吧。」我哀怨的看著地板上的手機屍體。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpub6uCFfh1
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五分鐘後，計程車來了。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakssqFX8aW
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很台的司機打開車門，看了看溼透的我們兩個說：「少年仔，帶女朋友出來約會喔。」505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfQWBR6Qrs
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「她不是我女朋友！」505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOv0MqmwtT
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「我不是他女朋友！」505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtQsFHQ7fy
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我們兩個異口同聲。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs86NWThgV4
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「少年郎害羞喔。」司機看著我笑說。505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCtyrOnwOn
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害羞你媽啦！505Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ozfuhpe8x
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