我想，否極泰來這句話偶爾還是會發生在我身上吧。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbT5XKAer2L
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「哇啦啦讓開啊！」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHB8Mc7lN5e
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媽啦！我竟然整個腳軟！473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURi4Nltt7d
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碰！473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45iZ4bk1g0
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女孩飛了出去，我想，我應該還活著。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmS84KfjkK
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只不過我可能要換個好夥伴去上班了。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFK0UmSeJhz
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50CC的車體整個被撞爛，我則因為腳軟，加上她臨時硬是轉向撞向路邊的電線桿，只受了一點擦傷，不過，我看那個女孩就糟糕了。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiK9oFYwiw5
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她整個人飛進垃圾堆裡面，真慘。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JuQJcdtVy
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「嗚哇哇哇──」她的哭聲，真的真的，很難聽。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ts0N0jXQe
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「好……好臭喔，人……人家的腳好……好痛，嗚哇──」她繼續哭，不過至少這代表她還活著。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCIE3qqnfB
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「哦？你還活著嘛，那就好了，我幫你叫救護車就好了……」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KMsEsxvPk
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「不行！不能叫救護車！」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXfXM11JVc
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEwlkOX5uj
「哇靠你嚇人啊！」我把手機拿出來正準備打電話時，她突然大叫。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDkkbzQuyF
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啪！我聽到一聲哀嚎，我手機悲哀的解體躺在路上。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lqxiN0sTZ
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElqxMZsb9t
「靠……你到底是要怎樣啦！在那哀哀叫又不要我幫你叫救護車，自己在這邊等死好了啦！」我有點火。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkRL0TibQf
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畢竟，機車跟手機先後死在自己面前，誰都會火的吧？473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKTJi7bU6h
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「對……對不起嘛，可……可是人家真的不能去醫院啦。」她抽著鼻子說。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUKJLUy9Ip
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「要不然你是要怎樣？不能去醫院，那你去殯儀館好了。」我講話依然沒有好氣。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAc12wWi2W1
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「你兇什麼兇啦！人家很痛耶，腳動不了了啦！」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CqDnbwGwP
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1v6EfCUJj
「所以囉，我叫救護車就是囉。」我盯著地上的手機，沉默了兩秒後說：「你手機借我。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UsbvXOChr
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsG0gCgGKa
「不用啦，那個……你能不能背我？我有認識一個醫生朋友，我去她那就好了。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhIH9B51bV
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「嗄？」我想我的嘴巴肯定很開，因為我剛剛不小心吃下一隻蚊子。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVRuK4UDc9
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「哎唷，叫女生講這種話很奇怪耶，背我去找我朋友啦！」她大聲的說。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0DT9WanLk
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「喔。」我聽話的緩緩走去垃圾堆。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKKoYb5f8h
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那女孩長得還蠻好看的，戴著一副方框眼鏡，兩邊頰上有些可愛的雀斑，綁著一頭短馬尾，正噘著嘴瞪我。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcp7Qd132B
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順帶一提，她穿的是件白襯衫，淋了雨後，嗯……你知道的。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkRESye4ny
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「你在看哪啊，變態。」女孩敲我的頭。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSPjSM6Fw4
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「嗯……嗯喔，對不起。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3skdgcCKUo
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我把她背起來，體育成績永遠吊車尾的我，只走了一步，就搖搖晃晃的坐了下來。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ljc5nHe3Y
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「呼呼……你好重。」我喘著氣不客氣的說道。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCZtmMeV9B
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「對女生說這種話很不禮貌耶！」她又敲了我的頭。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJ1MsIyf6M
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「喂，對了，你把我的機車弄壞了，要賠我一台喔。」我突然想起，我現在沒交通工具，不會要我這樣背她吧。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75TyMtwguN
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「知道啦，那台重機送你就是了啦。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Fu2oHccrf
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我這下可樂了，重機耶！我這輩子連想都沒想過，現在竟然有人要送我，我想我果然還是有點好運的吧。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTbwf4gdFF
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「鑰匙拿出來吧。」我高興的說，我想我的嘴臉肯定很欠揍，因為我的頭又被敲了一下。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhdniubxfi
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「啊，挫賽。」我看了看重機跟我們兩個的距離，還有將近十步。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfedXfWPc3
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「世界上最遙遠的距離，不是生與死，而是重機就在我面前，我背後還背了一個包袱。」我有感而發的說。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvmILJdubM
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當然，我的頭又痛了一下。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANt2yetyK9
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「呼呼……總算是到了，親愛的重機，我是你的新主人喔。」我樂得自言自語。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8W9Vq79Xsv
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeC2X8LhYQK
「快走啦！」女孩用力的敲了我的頭，好痛。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9PUdYp76z
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「對了，你都沒發現到嗎？」我把女孩安置在坐椅上，她突然說。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKYELkvSOD
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「啥？」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkoV9Oe9YY
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她用手指了指她的小腿，好多的血和著雨緩緩留下。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTE9IzKshg
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「哇靠，這啥啊。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNepv1hrK9
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「百分之百，是個笨蛋啊。」她扶額，一副「被你打敗了」的表情。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhPXurKvgn
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「這到底啥啦！」我有點腦火，連不知道我名字的人都叫我笨蛋，這點讓我實在很不爽。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBxwQAXv5H
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「彈孔。」女孩心平氣和的說。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDbMEhzlrw
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「哇靠，你是剛剛槍戰喔，腿上還有彈孔。」我嘖嘖稱奇道。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdk5YMuGqY3
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「對啦對啦，吵死了，快點帶我去找我朋友啦。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xpxLxfgqV
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「好啦，怎麼走。」我乖乖閉上嘴，發動機車。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqPaRpo7XfP
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然後……我想起一件事。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Hp2jWesro
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「我不會騎打檔車啊！」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uG0MJeQZD
473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBJiG03Jjo
女孩白了我一眼後說：「算了算了，真是不可靠的男人，叫計程車啦。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡei2YwpPsqZ
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「用你的手機吧。」我哀怨的看著地板上的手機屍體。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡma8zpI7xdD
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五分鐘後，計程車來了。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuDe6rZSaF
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很台的司機打開車門，看了看溼透的我們兩個說：「少年仔，帶女朋友出來約會喔。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEwjuiP88F
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「她不是我女朋友！」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwyRy0fvbG
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「我不是他女朋友！」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05WazWwQWs
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我們兩個異口同聲。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Waq96ghxW
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「少年郎害羞喔。」司機看著我笑說。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSuBgzwNg2
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害羞你媽啦！473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEYnFpS6Ml
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