我想，否極泰來這句話偶爾還是會發生在我身上吧。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmaRgNpSnpz
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「哇啦啦讓開啊！」434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGzejSx6x1
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媽啦！我竟然整個腳軟！434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32AqCBaguY
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碰！434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAomRfRwZL
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女孩飛了出去，我想，我應該還活著。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvASWbn40js
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只不過我可能要換個好夥伴去上班了。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmuVkV5i42
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50CC的車體整個被撞爛，我則因為腳軟，加上她臨時硬是轉向撞向路邊的電線桿，只受了一點擦傷，不過，我看那個女孩就糟糕了。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqLfg0sH40
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她整個人飛進垃圾堆裡面，真慘。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTIiNA117IY
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「嗚哇哇哇──」她的哭聲，真的真的，很難聽。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHTLpWCGbw
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「好……好臭喔，人……人家的腳好……好痛，嗚哇──」她繼續哭，不過至少這代表她還活著。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMsTiCdg4M
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「哦？你還活著嘛，那就好了，我幫你叫救護車就好了……」434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfsz1bsPg8
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「不行！不能叫救護車！」434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAL7DFgCqEB
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXn4eHtXUUt
「哇靠你嚇人啊！」我把手機拿出來正準備打電話時，她突然大叫。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJp3blcEyB
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CwrSesInr
啪！我聽到一聲哀嚎，我手機悲哀的解體躺在路上。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBiDsnwQkA
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVj3GHRPPM7
「靠……你到底是要怎樣啦！在那哀哀叫又不要我幫你叫救護車，自己在這邊等死好了啦！」我有點火。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUo19SxVWXk
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畢竟，機車跟手機先後死在自己面前，誰都會火的吧？434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymZqp3ktHH
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHt8AR8VtX
「對……對不起嘛，可……可是人家真的不能去醫院啦。」她抽著鼻子說。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyS9szufxD
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2aD8WQFiz
「要不然你是要怎樣？不能去醫院，那你去殯儀館好了。」我講話依然沒有好氣。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuTDtWvZPu
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「你兇什麼兇啦！人家很痛耶，腳動不了了啦！」434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhNOPQkJlR
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaBrFbWiU5
「所以囉，我叫救護車就是囉。」我盯著地上的手機，沉默了兩秒後說：「你手機借我。」434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIoMwahbeV
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmtfliGfaz
「不用啦，那個……你能不能背我？我有認識一個醫生朋友，我去她那就好了。」434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtKLhyG4yC
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAnvHOfB6h
「嗄？」我想我的嘴巴肯定很開，因為我剛剛不小心吃下一隻蚊子。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvBPTLJ10j
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjlYUR6gb1
「哎唷，叫女生講這種話很奇怪耶，背我去找我朋友啦！」她大聲的說。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BYBr8GhkY
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「喔。」我聽話的緩緩走去垃圾堆。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfzdUOGImj
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那女孩長得還蠻好看的，戴著一副方框眼鏡，兩邊頰上有些可愛的雀斑，綁著一頭短馬尾，正噘著嘴瞪我。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2OwoBGxT9
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順帶一提，她穿的是件白襯衫，淋了雨後，嗯……你知道的。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GniBrJejx
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「你在看哪啊，變態。」女孩敲我的頭。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kCDCGWJtF
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CALvjZU9P
「嗯……嗯喔，對不起。」434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGlm6RONCM
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我把她背起來，體育成績永遠吊車尾的我，只走了一步，就搖搖晃晃的坐了下來。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GB6PtbYqp
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「呼呼……你好重。」我喘著氣不客氣的說道。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LF1vt7HXT
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxmjiQMEVo
「對女生說這種話很不禮貌耶！」她又敲了我的頭。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlVC4oZhAP
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITldPN8ymV
「喂，對了，你把我的機車弄壞了，要賠我一台喔。」我突然想起，我現在沒交通工具，不會要我這樣背她吧。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdYvHJpaHe
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「知道啦，那台重機送你就是了啦。」434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWACLEXZD5l
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrvtXdiYoh
我這下可樂了，重機耶！我這輩子連想都沒想過，現在竟然有人要送我，我想我果然還是有點好運的吧。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtQe1HD1HK
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「鑰匙拿出來吧。」我高興的說，我想我的嘴臉肯定很欠揍，因為我的頭又被敲了一下。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGHAOz3zyd
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5uQgiwai8X
「啊，挫賽。」我看了看重機跟我們兩個的距離，還有將近十步。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqabJSXfaB
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZdpoALW9N
「世界上最遙遠的距離，不是生與死，而是重機就在我面前，我背後還背了一個包袱。」我有感而發的說。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnoJvtXIHG
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIS1FVdtTHA
當然，我的頭又痛了一下。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3FXQ4fOZk
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpd3PiSsL9
「呼呼……總算是到了，親愛的重機，我是你的新主人喔。」我樂得自言自語。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNbaSMPZx9
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vmYbNWHMb
「快走啦！」女孩用力的敲了我的頭，好痛。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvkWlvXn89
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJB44wgYCzO
「對了，你都沒發現到嗎？」我把女孩安置在坐椅上，她突然說。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhvlflbgWg
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「啥？」434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUokQbN3sA
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她用手指了指她的小腿，好多的血和著雨緩緩留下。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2s6BL8xpDp
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「哇靠，這啥啊。」434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6F7rCYvpt
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqwJ9YGDjo
「百分之百，是個笨蛋啊。」她扶額，一副「被你打敗了」的表情。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡli2ZN5uprH
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「這到底啥啦！」我有點腦火，連不知道我名字的人都叫我笨蛋，這點讓我實在很不爽。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjW9C0iIjos
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「彈孔。」女孩心平氣和的說。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIefUVAqZ58
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「哇靠，你是剛剛槍戰喔，腿上還有彈孔。」我嘖嘖稱奇道。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1HF4R9ZeO
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「對啦對啦，吵死了，快點帶我去找我朋友啦。」434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsk64Gs0T4B
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「好啦，怎麼走。」我乖乖閉上嘴，發動機車。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Eir38dkvT
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然後……我想起一件事。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoDEBKmkWE
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「我不會騎打檔車啊！」434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1UQmPFubr
434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKx6kgbzkR
女孩白了我一眼後說：「算了算了，真是不可靠的男人，叫計程車啦。」434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LIPAvuJvz
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「用你的手機吧。」我哀怨的看著地板上的手機屍體。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcchbgegnx
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五分鐘後，計程車來了。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOUFQZwNOc
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很台的司機打開車門，看了看溼透的我們兩個說：「少年仔，帶女朋友出來約會喔。」434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdjUCWo3gl
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「她不是我女朋友！」434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVBGXHghHC
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「我不是他女朋友！」434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbOnlGNIGH
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我們兩個異口同聲。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjBnC6152L5
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「少年郎害羞喔。」司機看著我笑說。434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeezA5qj1f1
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害羞你媽啦！434Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrNOluIEPO
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