企鵝，是一夫一妻制的動物，聽起來很棒，但仍有例外。
世界上最小的企鵝品種「小藍企鵝」，就是最佳的不忠誠代表。
牠們總是會在保護著自己老婆的同時，對別隻企鵝的老婆流口水。
所以母企鵝生出來的小企鵝常常不知道是不是爸爸的種。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOB95e55BO
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【番外篇：一起去燈會的阿德利】467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeH1Y9OHS3
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故事的主角是第16篇出現的，一起去看燈會的朋友，就叫他阿德利吧。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FAAyRoI0G
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阿德利是我在交友軟體認識的，那個時候我正在假裝自己很快樂。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGASirEVIo5
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我總是在跟阿德利聊天時搞笑，要不然就是嗆他，他也會立刻反嗆回來。
我們幾乎天天在說話，但很少有什麼對話是有意義的。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9NpNYJ3sH
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我說「蝦子為什麼要有殼，麻煩。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVKpSZNbTP
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他回「老闆又在碎念。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqT1FwFPfYl
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我再回「蝦仁沒殼但是很難吃。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKdblAesm1
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他又回「我姐叫我去租DVD。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqNhMYAHqI
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有時候我們只是這樣自顧自的說話。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhiDzIXcHR
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「我剛看到一隻狗。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWULbDkPIt
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長得很像你。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAIlUZL2Y9
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「靠。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZ2BzUCteU
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我昨天也看到一隻豬像妳。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7GzcHjhQeL
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有時候我們就是會這樣故意嗆對方。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrTxEHRYIt
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某天，他不太對勁。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIceXGgx99
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就在我又打了什麼沒意義的話之後，他反常的回「嗯，妳吃過飯了嗎？」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUrpAnwICEB
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我抬頭看看時鐘，中午，他上班的休息時間。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3xPjZ6LEd
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「還沒。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAnUAkyvyK
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「要陪我吃中飯嗎？」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwjo3FxkHA
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「好啊。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAIyqyqwzc
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我們就見面了。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡec2zGi5qZZ
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阿德利和我吃飯時只是不停地說「妳本人跟網路上一樣好笑，腦袋都在裝什麼？整天說一些白痴的事情…」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3KM9g4C1C
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吃完飯，他送我回家，下車前，我問「發生什麼事了嗎？」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmAstsJDC3
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他握著方向盤，沒看我。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgtOBD5eGZc
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「她交男朋友了。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGYu9kcrIS
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「誰？」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCrdD1YAPO
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「前女友。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKYHMPixsS
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「嗯。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2ByrgFjVB
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他繼續沉默。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94ksihuPZw
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「那我回去了，你想跟我說的話，我今天在線上不會嗆你，也不開玩笑。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhoFcNTGpb
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說完，我就開門下車。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPD9g7slmF
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當天晚上，他說了他的故事，他還沒忘記前女友，而前女友早已將他拋下，自顧自的談起新的戀愛。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITygw4vUx6
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分手的原因，是女孩和別的男生搞曖昧。但分手後，女孩仍將他當成好用的工具人，沒有完全離開他的生活。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkfgdNv6ca
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也許是一種同病相憐的感覺，又或是移情作用，把他和自己的遭遇某些部份重疊了，那天晚上我很生氣，覺得為什麼比較傻的人都得被欺負。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3FCt8R3Q7
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那種同仇敵愾的感覺，讓我把阿德利當成很好的朋友(或戰友)，過了幾天，我也把張先生的事情毫無保留地告訴了他。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Hyp7azIGW
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然後，我們那些沒意義的對話開始改變，大多時間，我們在訴說心情跟為彼此打氣，希望對方早日離開現狀。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGt8hv9E3Oj
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「我要去中部出差，想順便去看燈會，妳要不要跟我一起去？」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ntrOx5t6F
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「要。」
我回得很快，因為我實在需要透氣。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOEkbxrxND
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阿德利去見客戶的時候，我在車上等他，等著等著就睡著了。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNey4uj8Bm
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模模糊糊中，有人在摸我的臉。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dLr52jDzk
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我張開眼睛，阿德利已經回到車上，正在把我的頭髮勾到耳後。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnqc5GwprB
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我彈起來。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdKou7Mdwb
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「幹嘛！」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡke6fBWbQNT
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然後馬上覺得自己喊得太大聲。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9SE02jR1Y
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「妳頭髮都掉到臉上了，等下口水沾到頭髮。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4ROaQ10qd
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「我哪有流口水！」
一邊說，我一邊摸嘴角檢查。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUW3MzNdQfj
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈…」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJqqJgDQI0
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「笑屁啊。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gsMjNY7Pt
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「妳也是有可愛的時候嘛。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGltNifkcc8
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「………」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75ouT3yqo4
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「剛剛睡覺的時候很正啊，我差點就親下去了，結果妳一起來就這麼吵。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotqeojJsgv
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「………」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5s25zeHDP
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我皺起眉頭，所以他剛剛真的有摸我的臉。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1cmRjwgOr
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「幹嘛不講話？害羞喔？」他還在笑。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemkJdfhxLn
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「阿德利。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NE3LsFcnW
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「嗯？」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWT6ldxeRPV
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「你開的玩笑不好笑，這樣會讓人覺得你很輕浮，而且我也沒有在跟你搞曖昧，這樣不好。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOeOKm7xgh
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他突然止住笑容。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5hr7L0JaB
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「對不起。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLC2GaYD2Q
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「嗯。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4DJ6A9HVq
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尷尬的沉默持續了一陣子，我提起別的話題，兩人像沒事一樣繼續聊天，但我覺得已經有什麼地方不對了。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8df2iCLxZ
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回家後，我沒有繼續再思考這件事。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsa6gDZKPC
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隔了幾天卻有新的超展開。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFr1XrYhSv
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「欸，跟妳一起去看花燈的男生是不是這個？」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIF5UiudOn
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黑兔子傳來一封訊息，附上一張手機截圖。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxsNikHusY
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那是另一個交友軟體，但照片和名字都是阿德利。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyWCfZ2zHY
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「對啊。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6x0QEVmNV
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「他加我好友耶。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1VKsV1GTA
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「嗯，妳加啊，我跟他只是朋友。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiS4nLsOx1s
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「我知道，所以我加了，然後我想讓妳看一下我們的對話。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1A6xYtMDc
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她連著傳來好幾張對話截圖。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiv77RUe01
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阿德利才剛認識黑兔子，馬上說了他失戀的事情。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIL8ZZk574M
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不過，看起來是另一個故事。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRw5JQ9PZS
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「女友劈腿，跟自己的朋友在一起，同時被女友和朋友背叛，心很痛，想要尋求慰藉。」大概是這樣的故事。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMDFQLMcM5
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女友的年紀及個性等等，也和我知道的不同。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIRajhncXA
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「他是有幾個女友啊？」黑兔子問。
阿德利的事情，我也和她說過。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NSWKI5V33
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「我不知道。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRevzZn2s5
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「看起來是專門在網路上假裝失戀打苦情牌耶。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGGKoIZAY0
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「應該是。」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEMfVdVCJ6
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當下，我只覺得很失望。
因為我真的把他當朋友，還很認真的為他抱不平，也真心希望他能夠從情傷走出來，即便當時的我也處於痛苦中。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiowJ1YLvG8
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但又是一個該死的騙子。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmDEalF7iB
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我沒有戳破他，只是不再理他。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDqpJFzlEX
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某天他突然又傳訊息來。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj862a4LGOQ
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「自從上次一起去燈會，妳就不太理我了，是因為我跟妳開玩笑嗎？抱歉，當時我心情不好，因為想到她，我覺得妳或許可以代替她陪著我，才會…」467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8WEffm1lD
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我翻了個大白眼，沒有回覆。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡub7iPx085P
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阿德利玩兩個不同的交友軟體，使用「附近的人」這功能，偏偏，他的家在我公司附近，而他的公司在黑兔子家附近。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiu1w8IUP4V
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人，真的不能做壞事。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbDXsSJGyo
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完。467Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNa6a0VVRl
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附註：阿德利也是企鵝的一種品種，同樣是有偷吃案例的企鵝。
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然後按「加至主畫面」