企鵝，是一夫一妻制的動物，聽起來很棒，但仍有例外。
世界上最小的企鵝品種「小藍企鵝」，就是最佳的不忠誠代表。
牠們總是會在保護著自己老婆的同時，對別隻企鵝的老婆流口水。
所以母企鵝生出來的小企鵝常常不知道是不是爸爸的種。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt85oIfGiKF
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【番外篇：一起去燈會的阿德利】651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0s4MQYodWS
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故事的主角是第16篇出現的，一起去看燈會的朋友，就叫他阿德利吧。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPBswV0Wxe
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阿德利是我在交友軟體認識的，那個時候我正在假裝自己很快樂。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb50PtRvXPp
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我總是在跟阿德利聊天時搞笑，要不然就是嗆他，他也會立刻反嗆回來。
我們幾乎天天在說話，但很少有什麼對話是有意義的。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfS8HTxqoWu
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我說「蝦子為什麼要有殼，麻煩。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmA9fNC6ah
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他回「老闆又在碎念。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJdplS4l5s
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我再回「蝦仁沒殼但是很難吃。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtU4bfVdoIG
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他又回「我姐叫我去租DVD。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuHZTohjIw
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有時候我們只是這樣自顧自的說話。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQEwNjWhUO
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「我剛看到一隻狗。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfX8xR4warB
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長得很像你。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp64Plf3kwL
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「靠。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRfjMxqijy
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我昨天也看到一隻豬像妳。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gzA1fPbBb
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有時候我們就是會這樣故意嗆對方。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxusc2677G6
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某天，他不太對勁。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccoxIbkENf
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就在我又打了什麼沒意義的話之後，他反常的回「嗯，妳吃過飯了嗎？」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaraLWEtuhf
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我抬頭看看時鐘，中午，他上班的休息時間。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysgfLzpJ9X
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「還沒。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEiS1sSZBd
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「要陪我吃中飯嗎？」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMVWQd9uzd
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「好啊。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahgDIpqipT
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我們就見面了。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVspbZQzfEf
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阿德利和我吃飯時只是不停地說「妳本人跟網路上一樣好笑，腦袋都在裝什麼？整天說一些白痴的事情…」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidqLc0JURR
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吃完飯，他送我回家，下車前，我問「發生什麼事了嗎？」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrohjios0R8
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他握著方向盤，沒看我。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEVyA3kt5N
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「她交男朋友了。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSy1vwmR4BI
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「誰？」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCaRV9Grxe
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「前女友。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlf889l0c3B
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「嗯。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxShgwYgaH8
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他繼續沉默。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZiGEJ7R0D
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「那我回去了，你想跟我說的話，我今天在線上不會嗆你，也不開玩笑。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8vV23oS3f
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說完，我就開門下車。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWZy0Zx2AP
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當天晚上，他說了他的故事，他還沒忘記前女友，而前女友早已將他拋下，自顧自的談起新的戀愛。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1AgQo8sTYo
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分手的原因，是女孩和別的男生搞曖昧。但分手後，女孩仍將他當成好用的工具人，沒有完全離開他的生活。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBsN4wen06
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也許是一種同病相憐的感覺，又或是移情作用，把他和自己的遭遇某些部份重疊了，那天晚上我很生氣，覺得為什麼比較傻的人都得被欺負。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJClj6am9Ae
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那種同仇敵愾的感覺，讓我把阿德利當成很好的朋友(或戰友)，過了幾天，我也把張先生的事情毫無保留地告訴了他。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQR9u87z7y
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然後，我們那些沒意義的對話開始改變，大多時間，我們在訴說心情跟為彼此打氣，希望對方早日離開現狀。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThdjZ5Doqs
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「我要去中部出差，想順便去看燈會，妳要不要跟我一起去？」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2n6eax56Yo
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「要。」
我回得很快，因為我實在需要透氣。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eNjB50Z7F
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阿德利去見客戶的時候，我在車上等他，等著等著就睡著了。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTWQptT07r
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模模糊糊中，有人在摸我的臉。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCddLJe8Djj
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我張開眼睛，阿德利已經回到車上，正在把我的頭髮勾到耳後。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡws2hfHIkLk
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我彈起來。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluOD0C5BMH
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「幹嘛！」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptKEjPRIth
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然後馬上覺得自己喊得太大聲。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyX4ZTXtAG
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「妳頭髮都掉到臉上了，等下口水沾到頭髮。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1D7Hs3c3S
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「我哪有流口水！」
一邊說，我一邊摸嘴角檢查。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡad5ZixcH8c
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈…」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVDVIyWr3k
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「笑屁啊。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSSsakWHcW
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「妳也是有可愛的時候嘛。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vkoHiyRZv
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「………」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IRF2CRQzl
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「剛剛睡覺的時候很正啊，我差點就親下去了，結果妳一起來就這麼吵。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAASP4Xms5
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「………」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeytkoCiiVg
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我皺起眉頭，所以他剛剛真的有摸我的臉。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1h9880nSAi
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「幹嘛不講話？害羞喔？」他還在笑。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlR9sgOgt8
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「阿德利。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2gA0ybetH
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「嗯？」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLueyhRCSy
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「你開的玩笑不好笑，這樣會讓人覺得你很輕浮，而且我也沒有在跟你搞曖昧，這樣不好。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyPlXRT08T
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他突然止住笑容。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55p1sRezVf
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「對不起。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlTRT3HbdX
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「嗯。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CpQwicoG2
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尷尬的沉默持續了一陣子，我提起別的話題，兩人像沒事一樣繼續聊天，但我覺得已經有什麼地方不對了。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnNiCYuPgO
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回家後，我沒有繼續再思考這件事。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrqGb5X2lg
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隔了幾天卻有新的超展開。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRVZfwUhZu
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「欸，跟妳一起去看花燈的男生是不是這個？」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Gw6FUEAui
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黑兔子傳來一封訊息，附上一張手機截圖。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAlhwfdf7k
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那是另一個交友軟體，但照片和名字都是阿德利。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVnWjRfdLz
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「對啊。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9bmzIDJxq
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「他加我好友耶。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sUmAFmdDD
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「嗯，妳加啊，我跟他只是朋友。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLIsZSPMHr
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「我知道，所以我加了，然後我想讓妳看一下我們的對話。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡce9c8TUalz
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她連著傳來好幾張對話截圖。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawZFVl6gGf
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阿德利才剛認識黑兔子，馬上說了他失戀的事情。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2LUHfaJg2
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不過，看起來是另一個故事。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXVgryGO4n
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「女友劈腿，跟自己的朋友在一起，同時被女友和朋友背叛，心很痛，想要尋求慰藉。」大概是這樣的故事。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUKRLwfF75
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女友的年紀及個性等等，也和我知道的不同。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmG3zCTwFHj
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「他是有幾個女友啊？」黑兔子問。
阿德利的事情，我也和她說過。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Anv5q2tZL
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「我不知道。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJ1fQuAnVU
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「看起來是專門在網路上假裝失戀打苦情牌耶。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwe5l6BNtQ
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「應該是。」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3vQvRYs2U
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當下，我只覺得很失望。
因為我真的把他當朋友，還很認真的為他抱不平，也真心希望他能夠從情傷走出來，即便當時的我也處於痛苦中。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHdUbYDLh0
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但又是一個該死的騙子。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpULL6myoy
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我沒有戳破他，只是不再理他。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXonlmwznV
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某天他突然又傳訊息來。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrC8Uv1FkC
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「自從上次一起去燈會，妳就不太理我了，是因為我跟妳開玩笑嗎？抱歉，當時我心情不好，因為想到她，我覺得妳或許可以代替她陪著我，才會…」651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BkGESjHqV
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我翻了個大白眼，沒有回覆。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALaKzZnsvr
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阿德利玩兩個不同的交友軟體，使用「附近的人」這功能，偏偏，他的家在我公司附近，而他的公司在黑兔子家附近。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZxDneTFR4
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人，真的不能做壞事。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDthw95Isx
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完。651Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2b7PYFZ0h5
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附註：阿德利也是企鵝的一種品種，同樣是有偷吃案例的企鵝。
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