企鵝,是一夫一妻制的動物,聽起來很棒,但仍有例外。
世界上最小的企鵝品種「小藍企鵝」,就是最佳的不忠誠代表。
牠們總是會在保護著自己老婆的同時,對別隻企鵝的老婆流口水。
所以母企鵝生出來的小企鵝常常不知道是不是爸爸的種。305Please respect copyright.PENANAua1taxx6Vq
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【番外篇:一起去燈會的阿德利】305Please respect copyright.PENANAIt7ZA1q2ap
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故事的主角是第16篇出現的,一起去看燈會的朋友,就叫他阿德利吧。305Please respect copyright.PENANA8XxRTpcXYT
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阿德利是我在交友軟體認識的,那個時候我正在假裝自己很快樂。305Please respect copyright.PENANApUHcqfoueE
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我總是在跟阿德利聊天時搞笑,要不然就是嗆他,他也會立刻反嗆回來。
我們幾乎天天在說話,但很少有什麼對話是有意義的。305Please respect copyright.PENANA5h2vbTvB9G
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我說「蝦子為什麼要有殼,麻煩。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAomzIsJ1NPk
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他回「老闆又在碎念。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAyCCquFUmu9
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我再回「蝦仁沒殼但是很難吃。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAtJoEfjNs5x
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他又回「我姐叫我去租DVD。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAgBLdJaNqgd
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有時候我們只是這樣自顧自的說話。305Please respect copyright.PENANAPLOqwFqAgK
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「我剛看到一隻狗。305Please respect copyright.PENANAIakRNNjg5r
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長得很像你。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAhm6aFtT7jW
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「靠。305Please respect copyright.PENANAnt2IOkJ1V7
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我昨天也看到一隻豬像妳。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAvB7tTv0eXv
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有時候我們就是會這樣故意嗆對方。305Please respect copyright.PENANAixJXBPjImt
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某天,他不太對勁。305Please respect copyright.PENANAot8Hk0zl22
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就在我又打了什麼沒意義的話之後,他反常的回「嗯,妳吃過飯了嗎?」305Please respect copyright.PENANAjq7Zt6Yygq
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我抬頭看看時鐘,中午,他上班的休息時間。305Please respect copyright.PENANAI0kebXTOxA
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「還沒。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAHWYeuRgxB6
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「要陪我吃中飯嗎?」305Please respect copyright.PENANAj8057vqLB5
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「好啊。」305Please respect copyright.PENANApT3L93w25V
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我們就見面了。305Please respect copyright.PENANAw6tnEbgtMq
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阿德利和我吃飯時只是不停地說「妳本人跟網路上一樣好笑,腦袋都在裝什麼?整天說一些白痴的事情…」305Please respect copyright.PENANAGblkHz21xS
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吃完飯,他送我回家,下車前,我問「發生什麼事了嗎?」305Please respect copyright.PENANA1dwm4OJXKh
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他握著方向盤,沒看我。305Please respect copyright.PENANAe9jpYbV90q
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「她交男朋友了。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAYBNuYEaN80
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「誰?」305Please respect copyright.PENANAwfWQGSpsrX
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「前女友。」305Please respect copyright.PENANA6f4F0Wx5rl
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「嗯。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAW45cphnQni
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他繼續沉默。305Please respect copyright.PENANAljyPW2h5Mw
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「那我回去了,你想跟我說的話,我今天在線上不會嗆你,也不開玩笑。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAHCtG1RNqR2
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說完,我就開門下車。305Please respect copyright.PENANAjv84RyZOEs
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當天晚上,他說了他的故事,他還沒忘記前女友,而前女友早已將他拋下,自顧自的談起新的戀愛。305Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6Unv2PRq7
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分手的原因,是女孩和別的男生搞曖昧。但分手後,女孩仍將他當成好用的工具人,沒有完全離開他的生活。305Please respect copyright.PENANARO6TxvbsYn
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也許是一種同病相憐的感覺,又或是移情作用,把他和自己的遭遇某些部份重疊了,那天晚上我很生氣,覺得為什麼比較傻的人都得被欺負。305Please respect copyright.PENANAgKZz6HXzSR
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那種同仇敵愾的感覺,讓我把阿德利當成很好的朋友(或戰友),過了幾天,我也把張先生的事情毫無保留地告訴了他。305Please respect copyright.PENANApOiVztVv9b
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然後,我們那些沒意義的對話開始改變,大多時間,我們在訴說心情跟為彼此打氣,希望對方早日離開現狀。305Please respect copyright.PENANAHYcXut8p7K
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「我要去中部出差,想順便去看燈會,妳要不要跟我一起去?」305Please respect copyright.PENANAkobxqnbBPe
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「要。」
我回得很快,因為我實在需要透氣。305Please respect copyright.PENANAIddeOfme5p
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阿德利去見客戶的時候,我在車上等他,等著等著就睡著了。305Please respect copyright.PENANAjKVyRMYsPy
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模模糊糊中,有人在摸我的臉。305Please respect copyright.PENANAAwnrNYrK63
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我張開眼睛,阿德利已經回到車上,正在把我的頭髮勾到耳後。305Please respect copyright.PENANAiKMcz8W607
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我彈起來。305Please respect copyright.PENANATfkUvm6y1y
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「幹嘛!」305Please respect copyright.PENANAqArBGHQP50
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然後馬上覺得自己喊得太大聲。305Please respect copyright.PENANAcmWrb0ha6R
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「妳頭髮都掉到臉上了,等下口水沾到頭髮。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAG5VEpPsn5L
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「我哪有流口水!」
一邊說,我一邊摸嘴角檢查。305Please respect copyright.PENANAVus82jjHxg
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈…」305Please respect copyright.PENANAknA1xjkgN6
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「笑屁啊。」305Please respect copyright.PENANANJ5S97Jx6i
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「妳也是有可愛的時候嘛。」305Please respect copyright.PENANACYiRe7Lo11
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「………」305Please respect copyright.PENANAhm4wOd7BQW
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「剛剛睡覺的時候很正啊,我差點就親下去了,結果妳一起來就這麼吵。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAqqVVzfnf4d
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「………」305Please respect copyright.PENANAZ465qxjgd3
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我皺起眉頭,所以他剛剛真的有摸我的臉。305Please respect copyright.PENANAOkIsr48OzP
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「幹嘛不講話?害羞喔?」他還在笑。305Please respect copyright.PENANA4HDQnzpcse
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「阿德利。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAMAhD1D0Znn
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「嗯?」305Please respect copyright.PENANAGYL7vYz5OX
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「你開的玩笑不好笑,這樣會讓人覺得你很輕浮,而且我也沒有在跟你搞曖昧,這樣不好。」305Please respect copyright.PENANArHuwgqgCgV
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他突然止住笑容。305Please respect copyright.PENANAyZ9A6rmka2
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「對不起。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAMp7bXz2qQ3
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「嗯。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAFpZH3DqUrr
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尷尬的沉默持續了一陣子,我提起別的話題,兩人像沒事一樣繼續聊天,但我覺得已經有什麼地方不對了。305Please respect copyright.PENANAYJyG8Sfntx
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回家後,我沒有繼續再思考這件事。305Please respect copyright.PENANAM6U4m8z5cN
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隔了幾天卻有新的超展開。305Please respect copyright.PENANAMX1up4TKy8
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「欸,跟妳一起去看花燈的男生是不是這個?」305Please respect copyright.PENANAuHzp7Q3tXc
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黑兔子傳來一封訊息,附上一張手機截圖。305Please respect copyright.PENANApHNu4tuPgE
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那是另一個交友軟體,但照片和名字都是阿德利。305Please respect copyright.PENANAlRAvK7lqBN
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「對啊。」305Please respect copyright.PENANA2pOUnqM66z
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「他加我好友耶。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAht2EcHEEn8
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「嗯,妳加啊,我跟他只是朋友。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAnrYCvlkkBV
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「我知道,所以我加了,然後我想讓妳看一下我們的對話。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAKjD9CgiWKL
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她連著傳來好幾張對話截圖。305Please respect copyright.PENANAAZhRC7dXYF
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阿德利才剛認識黑兔子,馬上說了他失戀的事情。305Please respect copyright.PENANAxbDDSMLAID
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不過,看起來是另一個故事。305Please respect copyright.PENANAjoaZS3fLrq
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「女友劈腿,跟自己的朋友在一起,同時被女友和朋友背叛,心很痛,想要尋求慰藉。」大概是這樣的故事。305Please respect copyright.PENANA7LIWNqAhau
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女友的年紀及個性等等,也和我知道的不同。305Please respect copyright.PENANAbgDBXX5DnF
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「他是有幾個女友啊?」黑兔子問。
阿德利的事情,我也和她說過。305Please respect copyright.PENANAlyEHq0afwn
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「我不知道。」305Please respect copyright.PENANANTpBbEsccy
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「看起來是專門在網路上假裝失戀打苦情牌耶。」305Please respect copyright.PENANAlCD5WMbXyZ
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「應該是。」305Please respect copyright.PENANA5tsS84awb1
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當下,我只覺得很失望。
因為我真的把他當朋友,還很認真的為他抱不平,也真心希望他能夠從情傷走出來,即便當時的我也處於痛苦中。305Please respect copyright.PENANAA98ZZxS165
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但又是一個該死的騙子。305Please respect copyright.PENANAfrt54QBpXR
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我沒有戳破他,只是不再理他。305Please respect copyright.PENANA7I6csyEBvI
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某天他突然又傳訊息來。305Please respect copyright.PENANABeIWDYNsAI
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「自從上次一起去燈會,妳就不太理我了,是因為我跟妳開玩笑嗎?抱歉,當時我心情不好,因為想到她,我覺得妳或許可以代替她陪著我,才會…」305Please respect copyright.PENANAQPIQ51TN0T
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我翻了個大白眼,沒有回覆。305Please respect copyright.PENANA7Jau9EVe2a
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阿德利玩兩個不同的交友軟體,使用「附近的人」這功能,偏偏,他的家在我公司附近,而他的公司在黑兔子家附近。305Please respect copyright.PENANAQJNGAbaaCJ
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人,真的不能做壞事。305Please respect copyright.PENANAX1GThm5TCe
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附註:阿德利也是企鵝的一種品種,同樣是有偷吃案例的企鵝。
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