企鵝，是一夫一妻制的動物，聽起來很棒，但仍有例外。
世界上最小的企鵝品種「小藍企鵝」，就是最佳的不忠誠代表。
牠們總是會在保護著自己老婆的同時，對別隻企鵝的老婆流口水。
所以母企鵝生出來的小企鵝常常不知道是不是爸爸的種。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAta9f8Bet
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uGk6ozFl3
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV90mDyIkA3
【番外篇：一起去燈會的阿德利】475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyH08W2ObI
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4Dy8QYadT
故事的主角是第16篇出現的，一起去看燈會的朋友，就叫他阿德利吧。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKEyI1313c
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6yYoWjX6X
阿德利是我在交友軟體認識的，那個時候我正在假裝自己很快樂。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaSbCilQ2S
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXU8dnidSY4
我總是在跟阿德利聊天時搞笑，要不然就是嗆他，他也會立刻反嗆回來。
我們幾乎天天在說話，但很少有什麼對話是有意義的。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWkfVn5fq5
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyXoQA1zLY
我說「蝦子為什麼要有殼，麻煩。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeXN9iml4m
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4L2sj3NVr
他回「老闆又在碎念。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzHW43x6iD
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRtyDzjq6y
我再回「蝦仁沒殼但是很難吃。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4BgMHXOEi
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZB68pLuuse
他又回「我姐叫我去租DVD。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7FzrhXulu
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNib3zFDx0y
有時候我們只是這樣自顧自的說話。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWaYwAFZv5
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QmlGtjGka
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvA2CkkfgqG
「我剛看到一隻狗。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk22mERWMTc
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyPOORon9h
長得很像你。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuZ0qQgzIK
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrK0otjpfal
「靠。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2plLE80BzK
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0c83tV7va
我昨天也看到一隻豬像妳。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TW30ytly8
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hQYK9vnt9
有時候我們就是會這樣故意嗆對方。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2uMZPkvMv
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTyzki3GXs
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FVA3xnhoz
某天，他不太對勁。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXum10d9Lfc
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYc6hckErJ
就在我又打了什麼沒意義的話之後，他反常的回「嗯，妳吃過飯了嗎？」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbJvqEpggX
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XkdzMmPxK
我抬頭看看時鐘，中午，他上班的休息時間。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhjYes8VRXJ
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPphJQhbAr
「還沒。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5zxQ5xViR
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbL7qQIXSn
「要陪我吃中飯嗎？」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzU2TxcrPx
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtd4OIg1eFw
「好啊。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkeLoJQ7gaL
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DjVEdq75G
我們就見面了。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydMz9db52C
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGwyaaihH1
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2nRQsLHhl
阿德利和我吃飯時只是不停地說「妳本人跟網路上一樣好笑，腦袋都在裝什麼？整天說一些白痴的事情…」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7ecifZqmx
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAQB4werhc
吃完飯，他送我回家，下車前，我問「發生什麼事了嗎？」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvVMcJGB85
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlPJ1kFegH
他握著方向盤，沒看我。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJUypYdw2l
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaNHW5ss8DF
「她交男朋友了。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEYOcCUTjk
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndtTR29sCK
「誰？」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡczbvnlg81P
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡba18UCoiAE
「前女友。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcV1AMsLqqE
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2fwRm7Bup
「嗯。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55FAEybSCU
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKFrMiy7zv
他繼續沉默。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3nYM7H0a0
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFmlvxbSzg
「那我回去了，你想跟我說的話，我今天在線上不會嗆你，也不開玩笑。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4HItooixG
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOAgdnljzS
說完，我就開門下車。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxoOSNhs9z
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZGkbzt7PV
當天晚上，他說了他的故事，他還沒忘記前女友，而前女友早已將他拋下，自顧自的談起新的戀愛。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYarCKk6z7
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkmqGCLbuZz
分手的原因，是女孩和別的男生搞曖昧。但分手後，女孩仍將他當成好用的工具人，沒有完全離開他的生活。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2kJFq5KQc
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BLTF7gerb
也許是一種同病相憐的感覺，又或是移情作用，把他和自己的遭遇某些部份重疊了，那天晚上我很生氣，覺得為什麼比較傻的人都得被欺負。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTeFQCbcTH
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpGQz44nUz
那種同仇敵愾的感覺，讓我把阿德利當成很好的朋友(或戰友)，過了幾天，我也把張先生的事情毫無保留地告訴了他。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6PUeQ9qAb
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5wFM5PfOE
然後，我們那些沒意義的對話開始改變，大多時間，我們在訴說心情跟為彼此打氣，希望對方早日離開現狀。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAomUmyjNE
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Y1NV5XcBq
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyQL7tcWLA
「我要去中部出差，想順便去看燈會，妳要不要跟我一起去？」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfNYI2kS2v
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡri3Lpy2FKt
「要。」
我回得很快，因為我實在需要透氣。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvW5lYOtD8x
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyZR2t7v5V
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdfanglS3u
阿德利去見客戶的時候，我在車上等他，等著等著就睡著了。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycRgUYSqY2
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXu7r0LXzrK
模模糊糊中，有人在摸我的臉。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvTIX0bcag
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2HIULKzGEj
我張開眼睛，阿德利已經回到車上，正在把我的頭髮勾到耳後。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKiZ2G1Efj
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgQCzCRtDb
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3KgtfcZbt
我彈起來。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlf0essYpeI
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoD3qJGQmMI
「幹嘛！」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOycNb3qKqg
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1W3OckUOOl
然後馬上覺得自己喊得太大聲。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFJ2avZpqA
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHf0kHVJ9U
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3HIdQgSzn
「妳頭髮都掉到臉上了，等下口水沾到頭髮。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7inuZsPmCg
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIFYQfeA2K
「我哪有流口水！」
一邊說，我一邊摸嘴角檢查。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1AUJD2XI6
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMm5gtCXTO
「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈…」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcr9t5wM5gV
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpXR4Rnl35
「笑屁啊。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUJRMad0AY
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDObkljjvop
「妳也是有可愛的時候嘛。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFWVeByJpB
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWehsH2Z8Z
「………」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8M5Qeyk3bu
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32mmfGCBiH
「剛剛睡覺的時候很正啊，我差點就親下去了，結果妳一起來就這麼吵。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPfkKDOhq7
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtl1jU8VSN
「………」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jExwl1D0Y
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvVGjTBDcw
我皺起眉頭，所以他剛剛真的有摸我的臉。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRI6Kotp9k
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTGCJ9oap8
「幹嘛不講話？害羞喔？」他還在笑。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdG08iuftCC
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYeI6kzBOP
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidGS8OjEUp
「阿德利。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdzIv55Mwa
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsNPkDnXZ7
「嗯？」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMsfpYrSFr
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡukwNd3KRir
「你開的玩笑不好笑，這樣會讓人覺得你很輕浮，而且我也沒有在跟你搞曖昧，這樣不好。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhaGSTicMV
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmFsY4YYPl3
他突然止住笑容。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4kuzrdpEV
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxK0QOt1gpx
「對不起。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKLamzndgR
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtqaKOi5QT
「嗯。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI99XJ5mGLs
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPI3aIm1DQ
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnRibW2OXp
尷尬的沉默持續了一陣子，我提起別的話題，兩人像沒事一樣繼續聊天，但我覺得已經有什麼地方不對了。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggLGdLVYvf
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZO3HWUA8V
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSivlKY1J9n
回家後，我沒有繼續再思考這件事。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjeH0lsTKl
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTC4pjRmVI
隔了幾天卻有新的超展開。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaeA5kxFbr
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzF6TSij7T
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIDND7882K
「欸，跟妳一起去看花燈的男生是不是這個？」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwyQob3pWM8
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLX20xjO1Gk
黑兔子傳來一封訊息，附上一張手機截圖。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy3xwAlQAd3
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44eLN13Igf
那是另一個交友軟體，但照片和名字都是阿德利。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ720UQfJD4U
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydYAQQYBgL
「對啊。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQoDAaTrqQ
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQp6H7XXB1
「他加我好友耶。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1hE0WJwpE
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDVPYNOez9
「嗯，妳加啊，我跟他只是朋友。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkah0oSPMb
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEQX7AjBBZ
「我知道，所以我加了，然後我想讓妳看一下我們的對話。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaTbWWdznt
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhLR0OtcJQ
她連著傳來好幾張對話截圖。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEw73dvF1sR
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZQcvLcCC3
阿德利才剛認識黑兔子，馬上說了他失戀的事情。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaDsAZTC0X
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0Po7RlMbf
不過，看起來是另一個故事。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh0OP3gxQpd
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIarU6L1Z2
「女友劈腿，跟自己的朋友在一起，同時被女友和朋友背叛，心很痛，想要尋求慰藉。」大概是這樣的故事。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1O1rNC4TPT
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZM4X0OJbwk
女友的年紀及個性等等，也和我知道的不同。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPgKg65t1y7
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJfOZGZZgjK
「他是有幾個女友啊？」黑兔子問。
阿德利的事情，我也和她說過。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QiR9gRl8g
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMfnMDFDl1
「我不知道。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw37LIhmED6
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5LaWjbtfj
「看起來是專門在網路上假裝失戀打苦情牌耶。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HwFX4CsUw
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85lUjGQzdt
「應該是。」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09JR7ZyqtF
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmaRTbSl8T
當下，我只覺得很失望。
因為我真的把他當朋友，還很認真的為他抱不平，也真心希望他能夠從情傷走出來，即便當時的我也處於痛苦中。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIOpLn69XT
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCimu3BCIE
但又是一個該死的騙子。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLSU5mY1rr
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YppK9advz
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZIdJlVKqS
我沒有戳破他，只是不再理他。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToHudQlaXz
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCuh2Ua0ZM
某天他突然又傳訊息來。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeucv5qq372
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfX5WQCk3cD
「自從上次一起去燈會，妳就不太理我了，是因為我跟妳開玩笑嗎？抱歉，當時我心情不好，因為想到她，我覺得妳或許可以代替她陪著我，才會…」475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtndi6wWQq2
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0fOg2834p
我翻了個大白眼，沒有回覆。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBT8HT5nVNQ
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjDC74Qz8ZP
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjqJppXPSI
阿德利玩兩個不同的交友軟體，使用「附近的人」這功能，偏偏，他的家在我公司附近，而他的公司在黑兔子家附近。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Rz7SRLU6J
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOLSjeXePf
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBmWFd3rO0
人，真的不能做壞事。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC64snqx1O
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6zyxwSEg9
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXaqkgMobc
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtZR5BFNTC
完。475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuO6KxDnnsE
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhDf3XDitB
475Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5V17SzRa9Y
附註：阿德利也是企鵝的一種品種，同樣是有偷吃案例的企鵝。
ns3.138.191.28da2
and then Add to home screen.