企鵝，是一夫一妻制的動物，聽起來很棒，但仍有例外。
世界上最小的企鵝品種「小藍企鵝」，就是最佳的不忠誠代表。
牠們總是會在保護著自己老婆的同時，對別隻企鵝的老婆流口水。
所以母企鵝生出來的小企鵝常常不知道是不是爸爸的種。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaMjhcdhlW
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【番外篇：一起去燈會的阿德利】519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpzkpAFhgp
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故事的主角是第16篇出現的，一起去看燈會的朋友，就叫他阿德利吧。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWh4kunV2qC
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阿德利是我在交友軟體認識的，那個時候我正在假裝自己很快樂。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl13I6SdKR6
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我總是在跟阿德利聊天時搞笑，要不然就是嗆他，他也會立刻反嗆回來。
我們幾乎天天在說話，但很少有什麼對話是有意義的。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKV43zEpxoD
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我說「蝦子為什麼要有殼，麻煩。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUA8W4QRXV
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他回「老闆又在碎念。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9o2ofKlzot
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我再回「蝦仁沒殼但是很難吃。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0NFl3ur6t
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他又回「我姐叫我去租DVD。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkYFPScRZc
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有時候我們只是這樣自顧自的說話。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7B41itCWey
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「我剛看到一隻狗。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2s9BiuZI9O
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長得很像你。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikr2MtH2JE
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「靠。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDxgvwXKL5
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我昨天也看到一隻豬像妳。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlqpR9T1lU
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有時候我們就是會這樣故意嗆對方。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSCDR6c0ru
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某天，他不太對勁。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzuGE58tXt
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就在我又打了什麼沒意義的話之後，他反常的回「嗯，妳吃過飯了嗎？」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EZZXG0oQq
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我抬頭看看時鐘，中午，他上班的休息時間。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkgOMElcwx
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「還沒。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCZKp1pYNtt
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「要陪我吃中飯嗎？」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MuvCdeMa2
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「好啊。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmTwO6Mfdy
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我們就見面了。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0xlj26VHQy
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阿德利和我吃飯時只是不停地說「妳本人跟網路上一樣好笑，腦袋都在裝什麼？整天說一些白痴的事情…」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjd8iknZLS
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吃完飯，他送我回家，下車前，我問「發生什麼事了嗎？」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXqCpjkCzx
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他握著方向盤，沒看我。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92SOzZDPec
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「她交男朋友了。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6tfWLjomM
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「誰？」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaITUHpzfC
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「前女友。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6F6u0PIOk
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「嗯。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzuRdjDF1K
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他繼續沉默。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4L3DK6qpQT
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「那我回去了，你想跟我說的話，我今天在線上不會嗆你，也不開玩笑。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIStZWtThX
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說完，我就開門下車。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmclqyBbhe
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當天晚上，他說了他的故事，他還沒忘記前女友，而前女友早已將他拋下，自顧自的談起新的戀愛。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQZFh1rfY8
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分手的原因，是女孩和別的男生搞曖昧。但分手後，女孩仍將他當成好用的工具人，沒有完全離開他的生活。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCV1hUh3LVZ
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也許是一種同病相憐的感覺，又或是移情作用，把他和自己的遭遇某些部份重疊了，那天晚上我很生氣，覺得為什麼比較傻的人都得被欺負。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFrDgo3UlW
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那種同仇敵愾的感覺，讓我把阿德利當成很好的朋友(或戰友)，過了幾天，我也把張先生的事情毫無保留地告訴了他。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsQupLgwnJ
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然後，我們那些沒意義的對話開始改變，大多時間，我們在訴說心情跟為彼此打氣，希望對方早日離開現狀。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTb4f9dTyGu
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「我要去中部出差，想順便去看燈會，妳要不要跟我一起去？」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ855zAgUg3H
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「要。」
我回得很快，因為我實在需要透氣。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQ3jY1ka4W
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阿德利去見客戶的時候，我在車上等他，等著等著就睡著了。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7aTEhRLSS
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模模糊糊中，有人在摸我的臉。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtauduX1NE
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我張開眼睛，阿德利已經回到車上，正在把我的頭髮勾到耳後。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWybx4G3Vzo
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我彈起來。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7HVW1Xyv7
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「幹嘛！」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPb4VcDEjp
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然後馬上覺得自己喊得太大聲。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQmpGJPllw
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「妳頭髮都掉到臉上了，等下口水沾到頭髮。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVcHU7fBci
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「我哪有流口水！」
一邊說，我一邊摸嘴角檢查。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnD0xhMrdTC
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「哈哈哈哈哈哈哈…」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbwtr8rrsT
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「笑屁啊。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgosHrFun7I
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「妳也是有可愛的時候嘛。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuNrsS8Jfl
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「………」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkByZ58jIRJ
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「剛剛睡覺的時候很正啊，我差點就親下去了，結果妳一起來就這麼吵。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqkh8cRuhdz
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「………」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxIMWa4FJg
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我皺起眉頭，所以他剛剛真的有摸我的臉。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQYJu34uTb
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「幹嘛不講話？害羞喔？」他還在笑。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRtZIsHTCK
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「阿德利。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Gs8QRHe6N
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「嗯？」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxveCkwYkNT
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「你開的玩笑不好笑，這樣會讓人覺得你很輕浮，而且我也沒有在跟你搞曖昧，這樣不好。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdjClDU3k2
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他突然止住笑容。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzAwwzL4KG
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「對不起。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzjvFLMLZX
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「嗯。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqdwB1dl3J6
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尷尬的沉默持續了一陣子，我提起別的話題，兩人像沒事一樣繼續聊天，但我覺得已經有什麼地方不對了。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHJ6bkdgr7
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回家後，我沒有繼續再思考這件事。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpH0iQdgXWP
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隔了幾天卻有新的超展開。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlyER7uG85
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「欸，跟妳一起去看花燈的男生是不是這個？」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBQqmiI2K6
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黑兔子傳來一封訊息，附上一張手機截圖。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIsrUzIwwr
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那是另一個交友軟體，但照片和名字都是阿德利。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwtRw8fOyd
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「對啊。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpIFIIJ1T5
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「他加我好友耶。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLamjK1kD0U
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「嗯，妳加啊，我跟他只是朋友。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEL0GLULp5B
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「我知道，所以我加了，然後我想讓妳看一下我們的對話。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHguOy5eXvw
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她連著傳來好幾張對話截圖。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4EmXJYIxA
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阿德利才剛認識黑兔子，馬上說了他失戀的事情。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4BbVuCKWS
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不過，看起來是另一個故事。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6QBGXpVZZ
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「女友劈腿，跟自己的朋友在一起，同時被女友和朋友背叛，心很痛，想要尋求慰藉。」大概是這樣的故事。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26UnATsXR7
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女友的年紀及個性等等，也和我知道的不同。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSb8IFR6S3
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「他是有幾個女友啊？」黑兔子問。
阿德利的事情，我也和她說過。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiHUacAGh5
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「我不知道。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0oZ0CwRUI3
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「看起來是專門在網路上假裝失戀打苦情牌耶。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3VwXphmf8
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「應該是。」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLSsuLTa98
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當下，我只覺得很失望。
因為我真的把他當朋友，還很認真的為他抱不平，也真心希望他能夠從情傷走出來，即便當時的我也處於痛苦中。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBtApvcurt2
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但又是一個該死的騙子。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTEobq8qja
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我沒有戳破他，只是不再理他。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aD2w3XvzI
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某天他突然又傳訊息來。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtTChInvpI
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「自從上次一起去燈會，妳就不太理我了，是因為我跟妳開玩笑嗎？抱歉，當時我心情不好，因為想到她，我覺得妳或許可以代替她陪著我，才會…」519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPULsAJyzA
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我翻了個大白眼，沒有回覆。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEELRQkTGp
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阿德利玩兩個不同的交友軟體，使用「附近的人」這功能，偏偏，他的家在我公司附近，而他的公司在黑兔子家附近。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufm4yZyTDa
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人，真的不能做壞事。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLk8DqsXX0Z
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完。519Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqXfEJ6gaX
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附註：阿德利也是企鵝的一種品種，同樣是有偷吃案例的企鵝。
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然後按「加至主畫面」