第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12UzKW23bg
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOt29LF10jH
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPB69nfDWfN
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2C1CFxniPt
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHybJyB1QeA
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVZxoCwWWi
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQmjWB6k0S
「咁贏咗呢？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6E0kvQOqSL
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Yssdx83oK
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnf8jwv5Y2
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbCwvcfaxb
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rYXOT3r0o
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98lSuAKIfw
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTWjjWtq9R
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hE8oXSJiE
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdYzXUFdWf
我就襯有時間…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGC6ZQeGB1
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxXEwOmKuD
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWsX5cgtmA
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcVXciRwTx
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjOSdxbkp8
會俾綁住嘅？699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGnUAjHwru
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MdPy6S5cS
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8E3c5JiAl
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJi31pKtYvf
「唔係啊！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuKNZDN5vU
「你玩緊SM？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtShz8185Yr
「唔係啊！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRDvpSje3v
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwT0lACbuyP
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDzbOO2gq7
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpp3iCblArd
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzJXZ8Ncf5
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqfOAaG5Ck
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKs6ZXwNx6
「傻佬明，波啊！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYe2ex7kzXB
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlY74GcNmN
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqUqzfSEOT
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbS1WdbtNFO
「阿狗！接波！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkPRz2OQWd
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfviI8VI5h
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ96I1sJ5Cn
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6V2VX6TxS
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyTaJKCg9G
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LphOQMFmA
「冇效！？點解啊？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNscV2Nz2NR
「越位。」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxswbug118
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9ChGGNAzw
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW76xYbkRk5
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gZHHxaH71
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw2cjDU9jea
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88aiDv8AlJ
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywhOOiDVxw
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlFuO5Nduc
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazSU6vtpKN
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3D1daPpwYW
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuKGg4vDL5
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmJ77lmUxc
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoImlrOxDnO
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhX9ABLio0
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92Jn09cJzH
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVUIBDtDSi
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwhP8TCZlm
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSybY7sCsc
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SDbtxN8Ks
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzwIxU3yYl
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0WlPTPAhN
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4UfplRtqJ
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdMU5M6vto
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhxQNAeWWD
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxy0LHu9zr9
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSWjBexE2s
「好好笑呀可？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPv1pChLzHv
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC28ERGagiv
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsUj3tJTFC
但事實上係從來都冇利…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnZjH4f7ow
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2ZlcTKu5i
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwp2ux7e8N
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySvvl1diBc
「大袋」開出罰球…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCf0RikYvjw
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LUQ4g3VJ2
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2eDUD1ZKx
「大王，請射球。」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNn0c87q3h
「我踢波使你教？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOSokGry8P
「係嘅，係嘅。」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvj8ltx5nC8
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeiVzwpmdx
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIvmnrIx6o
「鬼王硬射！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxhgveIRXuj
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcrXNmcspL
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5K2TdP6ER2
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsptqLKccT
(咇~~~！)「入球！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2JCJKxm2l
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ49DF0LkkZ
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNyz87GunK
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDuHJ2mc12
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bllzhGuZa
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9y4G8kcMI
「射穿牆！？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIy6NO5JtZ
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQry6C1Kw0
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMGDmkUKzE
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMBKtAclk5
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8vp73z8Fu
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnSZzVgvbc
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpknr0FhRn
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxQTvYbJs4
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1umSf7dzUl
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaOUhalpeG
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpllA6AOj4
「林，尚，義！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdSFx35s5m
(待續)699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6O2iL5VTA
下集預告︰699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVSTDLyAWK
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleGtRTkLid
「請換入我！」699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj82pum5sh4
註腳︰699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqiY0ziSh0
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。699Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81fhERtHyB
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