第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTwIsFMq6J
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cVefmTSEk
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQHklPtb6h
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQej0fC0iBb
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZGrOziGzH
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEN2dmrZ8Z4
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73D9qOfKzT
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEchjc26hbr
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKcfPX6sxn
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwl2iTxViw0
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJmKTefK31
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2Yx4ZXeVB
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFs81qwBFs
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlN3WzBsoO
「衰仔！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4eX7Wmcjk
「哎吔！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2OAAquuBn
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8hmfPXSge
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KpIbVMUkR
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Gt8xIsmpC
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs54xcFFr3O
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZY02QLFszR
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgincUC38CS
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAeQZUNbcN
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMGfRqEdzR
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAKFpGtjD2
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTWR2x9OCk
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXasnjVBtvM
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UeWZyPmK0
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTM4XvB1ZtY
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdrXIYmYno
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJ9SlNCCGD
「鳳初兄啊！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbyEx5eoJ4
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoilwUnN7o
「阿龜兄！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0YOf0TCtt
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0y4X1LHPq
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFt2bgPY8iM
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0AgckISFd
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlKIZN1LBln
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我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGh7OyDW3rN
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkMN4i3o5D
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0cRmhY0vG
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvaJsIDpH3
「大家準備好未？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2eewNl0zV4
「等陣！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTG2ydHzZ8s
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZa5HhcyWQI
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBs0NdAsnzk
我好快就去完出返嚟…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoayuVKPJK
「得喇！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMaZNWNeyQ
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDpL78LHh4
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMztqhzrY8K
「等等！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70fPUL3Icj
「又咩啊？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZslxf2IBb6
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSiXlrGSLR
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6G2aiR5hXf
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnhvmUXLi2
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAwLXiidpf
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFF6Nxg0Ru
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZE3JuPMdsN
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNq2HM6Bed
「哇~！丫~！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUre9Bhk8mE
………862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9b7OjlsKBe
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFgCi2TgTH
「到達！仲有時間剩！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCJTQZpThs
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKVQZtFP36
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAP3QHajT7r
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToPw2hhe4n
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyS4OLnaRCQ
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2w6UV09E5
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXq4ewlx3V
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrGVYq2O9L
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzovA2Pz0Rc
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6s3qPRKiGd
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLw5AyoC21w
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlohB7LV9T
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonnxIXqfLr
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKdp6bgeV9
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKF8VAIYyfS
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmyvAvi15Q
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xa545U61q
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfycMc9Pkv
我同阿公都係同病相憐…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgy54vWnk8v
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgjS0LcVTs
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhTmp8h5AM
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZzDy5gN8w
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBcexjzd66
「井底之蛙？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSouEb9rLWy
佢行咗埋嚟…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQu0ysyyms
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftl26Ye4md
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGczpx9onpv
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkmsA146ar
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl9cpiH5cby
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYWWnv59Nq
「咪住！」我大嗌。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8o2XN3MfN1
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ye9XpADZx
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1tUsvoDGM
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XZ44k89BU
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9TzPIaLu1
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlWtpkkWmB
…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNs75Fx6TDU
「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTENIzAhBK
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMr6zOMApeh
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdp7lfKelfi
「死喇，冇利是封添。」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQrHXKNkm2
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVdRz86FPu
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0B3OMcL8d3
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbGIimXacU
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdzHvzrkFL
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCaT2co601
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsqiv0wSV2B
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorMMjB1gRQ
(莫揮手 ~ 莫回頭 ~ 當我唱起這首歌 ~)862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKTEz6fQy5
(怕只怕 ~ 淚水輕輕的滑落 ~)862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvSZ4R95oe
(願心中永遠留著我的笑容 ~)862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsnAIYgNiS
(伴你走過每一個春夏秋冬 ~)862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIM9Pwr8PHJ
我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZZvzOancL
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(傷離別 ~ 離別雖然在眼前 ~)862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82PaRnwoMl
(說再見 ~ 再見不會太遙遠 ~)862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2H1McWcTQ
(若有緣 ~ 有緣就能期待明天 ~)862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2ChgId7Fp
(你和我重逢在燦爛的季節 ~)862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8klwVwdJu
「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtGZQLPJZe
(待續)862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVcQtxwcLy
下集預告︰862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB62UzqeDyG
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2lq6mQVaS
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。862Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoPkfxa5Ob
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