第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxIhHP3HmF
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgSGbDSVTX
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgetU7K7hg
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jCKkdpByV
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltPjNl9wqY
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuhJweSzOe
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5C5QqeYjO
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88POlL3Ybg
但係原來…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYWAHxMvX6
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhaWb9ei0Z
不過…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlI9yShgFUF
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJgOqYV4HC
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr7tYbU8wbk
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSIz2ArCO9
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoXqQeFJsl
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ999cYbWVoN
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQK2Bm6iqWM
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHs7mNDeUa
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRTKfBy9N2
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt81I8eIEFr
「毒河水炮！」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYpowwPobx
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebNRI1ktVl
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDfpq9G4LE
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFktpaWjVGx
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYd7M7FXfJ7
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWhCmFe9Fl
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzkF1FibWl
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKlr8nmCXXS
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpaYVY35x4
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmCua43BNp
「衰仔，重色輕我。」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVIzVG0dKq
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69i6ndOyOU
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0w0LLPNOvg
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIHGwN1FqH
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZxCqrllYy
總算頂得住…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4alpJtlKi
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOomqwW8A3p
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9iNNtGS3W
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79vGB6UVXY
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLV3nMxsCq
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyCWuvz1tk
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQOIDx4m50
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdj2Oe4gt3L
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLYVHFXNLh
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBZIZPnT5p
「冥河鬼爪~！」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaM3pXFT2K7
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzwwvqvqXJ
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQngrVrhvqd
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexp1y9K8dm
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7joDNSptT
之後佢雙手合拾…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmbnwQ2D1T
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCPmPZgTxS
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzTr9pCG7K
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbX8KKtvdro
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPRJ0LhYpc
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlr6apWgc4
…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBo25JWvyAe
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fqzBZxPIg
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYley2kniVc
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81DOFREj0A
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDC0YZfrk0l
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOdS7tZd8v
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvB9BtFaiR
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIzjjvpUEB
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBD9v7I3RO
攪到呢招成個食物咁。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8KnzuMb2q
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP08QMiYNi1
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ElDGCwE2v
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8dTbMolKH
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT7okdVOTQi
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NrxSpTTRw
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwCd25EBbX
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JJfrBfaTg
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZluTCB3ZF
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgadUinA8y
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNq0dxMnpHK
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBD1b3lqj8
「好！」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOq06vlu8R
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Sx02DSF4G
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AwvmYEaF2
我想回應佢，但係突然…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zLOYikf5t
「哇~丫~！」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojFlUQBv2t
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuK8byWsGNd
吞咗「春麗」！？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI29JudBYRP
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cDVLNMKfr
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIq4IVWkm7f
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZajmxTBBm
…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbjHU8x2cG
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRA9mqy6S8
「哇~丫~！」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7Az8A94ed
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLu4F2sSg6f
嚇到跌咗入井…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniA4hooX9l
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN3DLPiWR1
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ITCGvCfAY
(噗~！)677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyjLCECFyK
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJoHJULoNM
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zmUhjQJFz
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOC4PmrGdF
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡev7tIXah9P
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3U2vvMjcFi
過咗一陣…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡne1ayTpnC8
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEOx1PZ0hf
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYVBayus1z
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQoRtN9AcX
我真係俾佢激到想死！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLvZniT1xw
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7RKlKWLlK
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxOGhIGFkQ
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1bzHUOX9L
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPw2OCHViM
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLMlp3AJ2B
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZL1OSCmch8
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1rjdcleaG
我連繩頭都見唔到。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSB3ozCPiI5
「駁！長！D！啦！」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMB1LG4zPu4
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4tEiLyNaP
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gjSLAsJAO
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzyNqScKim
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMrh6n3Xrs
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxQLUsU3X6
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQpN0hvGwq
「你踩完未啊？」677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEHmKJxFCNh
我…踩完未？唔通…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOMTO46Qmz
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnenIgxIsQ
(待續)677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmBaSO5YZ1
下集預告︰677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGu48Ixi6A4
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMV8UwOgdA
註解︰677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnEQRSwxBy
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfAHQZsgPq
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手677Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeQV7Tt7Ie
然後按「加至主畫面」