第056集 ~ 明︰肥咩僧丫，我叫佢「肥龍」，睇嚟佢有D料噃！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTN8Wdy0Gte
其實阿輝佢講得啱，我係真係好緊張…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQD5YuG9Dz
我亦好擔心自己唔可以同小倩佢結婚生仔，畢竟就算係國家大事呢D嘢，都唔及得兒女私情咁重要丫嘛…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRHq3qQnJt
不過…我更擔心嘅係…我就連孝順父母嘅時間都唔會再有…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUXpYV3Ff7
(睇你個樣唔似咁孝順噃！)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NWPM1M560
阿爸佢讀書唔多，成世人最叻嘅就係學李小龍咁，功夫佢就學唔到，淨係學咗一句說話…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJKywkVjEP
仲成日掛喺口邊，「我讀得書少，你唔好蝦我」。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGmCDQaA9G
佢細細個就要出嚟做嘢， 打工賺錢養家，靠住自己一雙手，每日勞力工作…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HlM8xFJ4O
辛辛苦苦先養得起呢頭家，將最好嘅都俾晒屋企人，自己就連衫褲都唔買多件…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtn5n0hqhm0
咁多年辛苦嘅工作，換來嘅係一副五勞七傷嘅身體，成日話腰骨痛，手腳痛咁，叫人點樣唔擔心丫？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBoAvoriAK
阿媽佢生咗我之後，百病纏身，又糖尿病，又偏頭痛，試過出去做嘢賺錢…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcK5rd1ohIZ
但係亦試過做做吓嘢累低咗，屋企人都擔心佢多過自己，而家仲…(抹抹眼淚)…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0sdZHeqRd
算喇，喜劇嚟家嘛，唔諗負面嘢喇，為咗佢哋，我一定要生存落去！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXAqR1v4ZR
我唔會再令佢哋擔心我，傷心嘅嘢就同眼淚一齊留返喺個心裡面啦，正所謂歌都有得唱啦—男人仆街讓女人流淚丫嘛！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzJ8PWErpD
所以我一定唔會仆街嘅，亦唔要阿媽因為我而流淚！我會繼續以樂天嘅態度去過我嘅人生！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLiUWwHdXL
講返「酒乜吞童子」先，呢邊總算已經攪掂，之後我哋好快就搭車返晒去酒店，大家都各自返到自己房。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDERFGBbZFt
我見自己返酒店途中諗得太多唔開心嘢，唔想自己鬱埋鬱埋，所以想搵個人分擔一吓…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXpKeOZWcM
我本來係想搵阿輝佢哋三個傾吓心事嫁，但係…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZeSGjDrqK
一來，麻甩佬有D嘢好難開口嘅…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pWkLaTMku
二來，阿輝唔知去咗邊，「喪狗」就去咗溫女，「大袋」又去咗爆石，所以…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDA8UEPOZl
我好自然就諗起另一個可以傾訴嘅對象，我女朋友，小倩！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjmBMerrSK
我好厚面皮啊可？人哋都冇應承過做我女朋友就咁叫人哋，但係…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzDn7BBDM1
唔厚面皮，點追女仔啊？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5i402vX3I2
我之後自己一個人離開咗酒店去搵小倩，行行吓見到個地鐵站口就落咗去，不過…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooMfqrtQtM
奇怪喇！呢個位原本唔係個地盤嚟嫁咩？不過算啦，都落咗去嚧，呢度人影都冇隻…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡww40SpqtZw
人影都冇隻呢家嘢，就意味住冇人會查我，亦意味住我唔使俾錢搭車…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cmsWH8Yhg
不過，其實係因為我得幾張大紙冇散紙啫，我都唔想嫁…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEwjqLgJJ2
(扮咩嘢啫！搭霸王車就搭霸王車啦！枉我頭先仲俾你攪喊咗添！)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmZf6BXT1i
係啊！我認啊！拉我丫笨！我就係咁，落咗月台…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8y5KkP2Dt
落到月台，我見到架車就開，咪即刻衝門囉，身為香港日日搭地鐵嘅一群，我點可以眼白白睇住架車走嫁，我「呵」一聲就跳咗上車。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdgInovkcU
車門閂埋嗰一吓，一個人從罅隙攝入嚟，真係嚇鬼死我，點知…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xMfd7Octr
原來係阿輝。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTs7kPjIeHH
「你做咩跟埋嚟啊？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqX8AzxlJc
「我擔心你俾鬼迷啊！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9HwnCNFQM
我之後將認識小倩嘅經過都講晒俾佢聽。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHqoPisbOl
「咦，你阿公呢？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7tZs7O2uK
「佢話頭先打鬼打到攰，要返房睇睇「大電影」充充電喎。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYF6xayTaag
「咁你隻「戇居狗」呢？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDM8LOguI8
「人哋叫「居居」啊！佢話今日成日都冇玩過波波，要返去同阿妮玩喎。」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSFbqV8Hab
「嘩，果然識揀人玩！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxkqgm8u2Rb
「唔好諗衰嘢啦！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vicm4aIgA
「咦！奇怪喇！點解仲唔開車嘅？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLpJgtzyZn
「有冇人啊！？有冇人啊！？」我睇住阿輝佢不斷咁大叫。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2XJoGJQMr3
我心諗，佢唔係覺得呢度有人識聽廣東話呀？我見佢係咁嗌，咪陪佢癲吓囉，跳起身就兜嘢拍落去個緊急安全制度，但係…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJL0hb4SP8t
換來嘅係…地震！？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93issmoAmy
(龐龐，龐龐~！)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsWg8GCfKa
咩事啊！？黐線架！？日本D安全制咁唔安全嘅！噤個制啫！使唔使放隻「恐龍」衝過嚟啊？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHrRKU8h2o
唔好話俾我聽係佢係職員囉！個樣咁「親切有禮」就唔在講啦，一身麻衣木珠，仲要加個布袋…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaS4ZkQwqmK
如果佢出聲話自己係職員，我諗我真係要重新評估一吓日本人嘅品味囉…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0WeATJrx2
見慣鬼怪嘅我哋，當然唔會俾佢嚇到淆底啦，嗱嗱聲就造好「九字護身法」！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFWfEyQsOJ
冇錯！我已經識做晒「九字」，無他嘅，我驚「六字」頂唔住隻「肥龍」丫嘛…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhqA3BCg32
佢衝到過嚟，竟然冇傷害我哋，反而「嘰呢咕嚕」一番(講日文)，我想問，我哋兩個邊忽似架仔呢？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjw9Uad5FBM
隻「肥龍」後面轟轟隆隆咁，好似有一大堆嘢衝緊埋嚟，但係俾佢個肥身阻住晒我視線，攪到我睇唔到…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqBDejT7lc
佢望一望後面，突然雙手運勁…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBEQ13W3zd
(噼嚦，啪嘞，噼噼，啪啪~！)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQdMSAdWeb
佢雙手發出電光，「哈」一聲將兩個電光球掟出去，隨住佢稍為轉咗肥身，我見到電光球打向一大堆鬼怪…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruzgvmFcMa
我驚又嚟唔切，讚又嚟唔切，連避都嚟唔切，「肥龍」另返轉頭就一手捉住咗我個頭，一手捉住阿輝個頭向另一邊跑去…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXewChjeqBZ
「喂！唔好捉頭得唔得啊？好很痛啊！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hi8Urn1gt
「個頭就嚟甩喇！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2QZwDc3Sj
死人「肥龍」仲要跑得超快，就連鬼怪都追唔到佢嘅速度，請問有冇當過我哋兩個係人啊，好很痛啊！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGt4fXBQ7c7
「姨！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbphLIK5r0Z
你話死唔死丫？條頸俾佢整到連個「咦」字都變成「姨」音，我離遠見到一個老人，佢氣定神閒咁坐咗喺左邊手嘅長櫈中間…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRJXlRMh5p
「肥龍」見到佢，立即衝上前就停低咗…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ032R4KTyjz
「嘩，我條頸啊！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFVg1i5Fi1
「肥龍」將我哋放低，而且好恭敬咁向呢個老人家行禮。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLcNRDN9VV
「咦！廣東話！？」老人家咁講，佢竟然識聽？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnwvmxirxu
「香港人梗係講廣東話啦！」我答，我郁郁個頭，整整條頸，之後再問︰—836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSogMs5cVc3
「咦，咁你又識講廣東話嘅？」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJa7cNOlKA
「香港人梗係講廣東話啦！」老人家串嘴回應，佢之後轉身就打落「肥龍」個頭度。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIn5cdZy112
「巴架耶魯！」老人家好惡咁鬧「肥龍」。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoMPt5iKsV
呢句我識聽啊！不過，之後佢都係嘰呢咕嚕。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYl7Ptzul3N
佢講完之後，「肥龍」就喺自己後面攞咗道白色嘅符隊咗入個口度吞咗，我好奇…我好好奇…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkH1rwsiKgr
點解佢後面冇褲袋都可以攞到張白色紙出嚟嫁？究竟喺邊度攞出嚟嫁？我參透唔到啊！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93V4HDw6i5
不過，你唔好理，食完白符之後，佢竟然識講廣東話，世事果然無奇不有！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJt943R6Rg
「你兩個做乜喺度嫁？你哋知唔知呢度係大蛇妖身體裡面？」「肥龍」咁問。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJT6LHKXvy
「大蛇妖身體裡面！？」我同阿輝一齊講。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVHSiszCn3
我哋未得閒問個老人係邊個，因為D鬼怪都已經跟到上嚟喇！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gbiqx6ASA
「肥龍」突然蹬大對眼，另轉肥身，向住鬼怪，雙手做出…竟然…竟然…係呢個動作！？836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWzG5iO45k
(噼嚦，啪嘞，噼噼啪啪，噼噼嚦嚦，啪啪啪啪~！)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZJhJYmhr1
佢座低個身，雙手電光匯聚，之後身體隨住雙手另向一邊腰間，一個強大嘅電光球就喺佢腰間嘅呢雙手之中變得無比強大，電光噼嚦！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfduLeX6Bs
說時遲，那時快，佢雙手已向鬼怪用力一伸，大叫︰—836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybjVtWFSiR
「紫，電，靈，丸！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRasPp5Agby
光球隨即射向鬼怪，唔係講笑，八千幾條閃電連住一個光球，配上車廂嘅狹窄空間，就好似幫架車清理腸胃一樣…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJZ1jUj82V
D鬼怪根本冇機會亦冇空間生存到，簡單嚟講，渣都冇得剩…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETzx2Hafp8
但係，我反而係想講嘅係…點解…點解啊？點解要係呢個名啊？我唔想啊！836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZT7Rd1t8JG
「我唔鐘意呢個名囉！」836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZ6GGkio5T
阿輝佢竟然直斥其非，我除咗呆咗，就只能心裡面表示認同加一。836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ouA9GUltz
但係…「肥龍」佢…836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUW1MM0ZXx
(待續)836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhh38osg1V
下集預告︰836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxb5O8XJ58p
邪道外魔都企一邊~~~836Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2h75A8uBR
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