第055集 ~ 輝︰我跟住阿明,上錯咗架地鐵,仲見到一個「肥僧」。638Please respect copyright.PENANAiZMBqZu2Bz
作為人哋男朋友,係應該有交帶嘅,所以我一有時間,就會打俾欣欣,但係由始至終,電話都未通過一次,只能說…其實我很擔心…638Please respect copyright.PENANAq4hWCeiJxZ
(唔好咁多廢話啦,你係咪嚟接我細妹嫁?)638Please respect copyright.PENANA8lHyrW6vfz
死喇,諗住可以懶深情咁講呢番說話,去掩飾我去唔到接欣欣都唔得添,點算好呢?好!轉話題。638Please respect copyright.PENANAZxwyIoOBDi
作為人哋嘅朋友,係應該有交談嘅,所以我一有時間,就會問候阿明,但係由始至終,阿明都冇答過我一次,只能說…其實我很傷心…638Please respect copyright.PENANA7lgT7h9Fmf
不過我睇得出…其實佢真係好緊張,佢D廢話﹑「懶攪笑」同「每事問」,都只不過係個掩飾…638Please respect copyright.PENANAbPZjQpmqFn
實際上,佢心裡面同我一樣,緊張到個人已經亂晒,我哋都知道呢一次嘅旅行,已經脫離咗玩樂二字…638Please respect copyright.PENANAArn69Gjq4H
我哋仲好有可能返唔到香港,再見唔到自己屋企人,所以…我哋只能夠喺我哋嘅文章裡面苦中作樂…638Please respect copyright.PENANAcsgKqGgPqV
(夠喇!唔好玩懶深情啦!我雞皮都起棟起晒喇!講故啦!)638Please respect copyright.PENANAODl3i9bBMu
對唔住!對唔住!講返個故先。638Please respect copyright.PENANAqdkihEio3r
上回講到,「光管陳」話個甩麻仔係「日本鬼王」,佢個樣就真係唔似,仲好似個廢物添,但係我諗人生就係咁,咁唔公平…638Please respect copyright.PENANAfoFmRIiJ8O
丫,或者調返轉頭講,話非常公平都得,相對嫁啫,我係講緊…638Please respect copyright.PENANAPUZz3GlgLY
力量如果越大,個樣就會越衰…638Please respect copyright.PENANAvfnritJWdf
雖然麻甩仔非常樣衰,但係個氣勢就真係好磅礡,仲殺氣騰騰,妖氣沖天咁。638Please respect copyright.PENANAXMwHPOPs1T
求其放條蛇都詭異恐怖過人,「大袋」仲要俾佢條蛇咬中,唔通佢唔抵得「大袋」仲樣衰過佢?638Please respect copyright.PENANAOeaswOO059
不過應該冇可能,佢應該係我見過世間最樣衰嘅男人,「大袋」最多排第二。638Please respect copyright.PENANAEX9LJolTt9
哈哈,點解我可以咁輕鬆講佢?無他嘅,當一個人從危難中僥倖生存過嚟,就會好似我咁,呢D就叫「屎忽鬼」。638Please respect copyright.PENANA4hXuVEnDRW
無錯,我哋已經安全喇!就係公公佢救咗我哋,正確D講,係隻「母夜叉」救咗我哋…638Please respect copyright.PENANA01YH7mJgHY
「吔媽嗲」三個字,憑住嬌嗲女聲一出,喺塵世間,試問有邊個男人能夠抵擋得住?638Please respect copyright.PENANAJkufiEWGH9
我亦因此深深明白到「黑布蒙頭」嘅真諦,聲音同身材已經足夠令男人俯首稱臣。638Please respect copyright.PENANADZSJRTDhdy
哈哈,「酒吞童子」始終走唔甩「童子」嘅命運,哈哈哈哈…638Please respect copyright.PENANArPUi2v2Viu
大家冇事走得甩,自己都開心到黐咗線添,等我冷靜返落嚟先,冷靜冷靜…638Please respect copyright.PENANA2gVFPVa3Tf
頭先講到「童子」受唔到「母夜叉」呻吟叫聲,所以「蕉」一聲就唔見咗。638Please respect copyright.PENANAxAWsG6uWRm
另一邊,公公佢真係盡顯男性嘅魅力,仲上演埋我頭先所講嘅大戰「黑布蒙頭」,佢連「母夜叉」都攪掂埋…638Please respect copyright.PENANAK1JgUvUmS3
但係,唔知邊度嚟咗D格仔?阻咗呢個精彩嘅鏡頭。638Please respect copyright.PENANAlMmZHgLW62
最後,公公仲用咗一招「辣手摧花」了結咗「母夜叉」,呢度之後亦變返晒正常一樣。638Please respect copyright.PENANAYVjSbwKjdK
回復原狀之後,「光管陳」第一時間係擔心「大袋」被咬傷嘅位置,但係好奇怪,「大袋」竟然連一D傷口都冇,就連「光管陳」都百思不得其解。638Please respect copyright.PENANAQH2FMI0YNM
我突然諗起欣欣班機就到,所以就問:—638Please respect copyright.PENANA2C9RE2uzWM
「阿Sir,我可唔可以行開吓,去接一接我女朋友啊?」638Please respect copyright.PENANA2o4UHVxUMI
「唔好喇,你又唔識日文,接你女友就包起我身上啦。」638Please respect copyright.PENANAhAK1ygy6Y4
如果我唔係呢幾日認識佢深咗,我肯定唔俾佢去接我女友,佢個樣成個拐子佬咁。638Please respect copyright.PENANAkd7jd7qV0q
(咩拐子佬啊?佢似強姦犯啊!)638Please respect copyright.PENANAVGhBXcnLNw
唔好再講喇!再講,我真係追前去唔俾佢去接我女友嫁喇!638Please respect copyright.PENANAR1wCBnb8BN
之後,「光管陳」獨自出發接欣欣,我哋就一齊返咗酒店先,再安排食夜晚餐飯。638Please respect copyright.PENANAkcTxBI9rGl
希望「光管陳」佢真係可以接到欣欣啦,但係…死喇!我乜資料都冇俾佢,欣欣又唔識佢,佢點搵欣欣啊?638Please respect copyright.PENANApJV6N0oIDB
唉,唯有希望佢自己有方法搵到欣欣啦。638Please respect copyright.PENANAszDPgsWf5r
我哋好快就返到去酒店。638Please respect copyright.PENANAYC6TrkyckI
大家亦各自返去自己房或者做自己嘢,但係…638Please respect copyright.PENANAJoPXwxBySb
我見到阿明佢鬼鬼鼠鼠咁,似乎係想偷走出去…638Please respect copyright.PENANAudVuZ7y3gr
阿狗就去咗同阿妮拍拖,「大袋」就去咗同廁所「拍拖」,佢哋都跟唔到嚟,我擔心阿明起嚟,驚佢好似「細鬼」佢哋咁俾鬼迷住,咪跟住佢睇住佢囉。638Please respect copyright.PENANA37Krw2BWe5
唔經唔覺,原來太陽都已經落咗山,天色變得好暗,我見到阿明佢好快咁喺一個地鐵站口落咗去,但係…奇怪喇…呢個站口點解好似第一次見咁嘅!?638Please respect copyright.PENANAWqJPgQEddt
我冇理咁多,一於就跟埋阿明去,落到去大堂,呢度人影都冇隻。638Please respect copyright.PENANA5UbznwzdaB
死喇!我唔記得帶錢添,不過我見到阿明佢都好似冇俾錢就入咗閘,所以我都跳咗入閘。638Please respect copyright.PENANAlSuwgHSvJ8
「唔好意思啊!」638Please respect copyright.PENANAmyvYTbhlrt
身為香港受高等教育嘅學生,係應該要喺做錯事嘅時候,講返句「唔好意思」嘅,不過點都好,總之我就已經跟咗入去啦。638Please respect copyright.PENANAm80AtAsms2
落到月台,呢度依然人影都冇隻,我見到阿明好快咁就衝咗入列車,我咪即刻跟埋入去囉,一入到去,列車門就即刻閂埋咗…638Please respect copyright.PENANA2qCb0qODzd
「咦!阿輝,你做咩跟埋嚟啊?」638Please respect copyright.PENANAWx8CvB1p88
「我擔心你俾鬼迷啊!」638Please respect copyright.PENANAjD2A9pVISI
「哈哈!點會啊!我俾女迷就真!」638Please respect copyright.PENANAT6lXXC9SlH
「女!?」638Please respect copyright.PENANALoP6Woho8Q
阿明之後將佢認識小倩嘅經過都講晒俾我聽。638Please respect copyright.PENANAWhrmk4fPbX
雖然我估計小倩好有可能唔係人,但係我暫時冇同阿明講,因為始終男女愛情呢家嘢係好盲目家嘛。638Please respect copyright.PENANAFaFFAueTzv
「咦!奇怪喇!點解仲唔開車嘅?」638Please respect copyright.PENANAvk36TXYH54
我哋之後不斷大叫「有冇人啊!?有冇人啊!?」638Please respect copyright.PENANAqYKhtm1MqW
講廣東話,冇人理都好正常,但係竟然連一把話我哋黐線嘅人聲都冇,呢個就真係奇怪,之後,我哋連緊急安全制都噤埋,但係…638Please respect copyright.PENANAvIissy3Ff8
都冇用,而家我哋確定被困咗喺車廂裡面…638Please respect copyright.PENANAfQg2XQxPKw
突然…地下一輪震動,(龐龐~!)638Please respect copyright.PENANAy2LOhMfDWT
638Please respect copyright.PENANAL55spgx5lT
之後…再一輪震動,(龐龐~!)638Please respect copyright.PENANAeYTkjwGlyY
就似係有D龐然大物踏地一樣…638Please respect copyright.PENANAhOlhctAqkl
「唔會係恐龍啊?」638Please respect copyright.PENANAaK9hrtYoaw
「哇丫,哇丫,哇丫~」638Please respect copyright.PENANAvSUjWPCQEu
怪聲喺車尾傳嚟,地面就一直一吓一吓咁震動,震動越嚟越犀利,似乎係有D嘢向我哋走緊過嚟,仲越走越近…638Please respect copyright.PENANArscqy64iNi
聲音亦都越嚟越明顯,我同阿明你眼望我眼咁,大家都唔知點算,但係就好自然咁就造咗「九字護身法」,聲音越嚟越近,隆隆巨響慢慢向我哋撲來…638Please respect copyright.PENANAvr51s1ABMQ
但見一個僧人衝來,圓面光頭,滿面鬍鬚,身型肥大,如熊似象,步履沈重,一身白色麻衣,揹住一個布袋,頸上一條木珠頸鍊,每粒木珠都比我拳頭還要大…638Please respect copyright.PENANAwMRwmR878R
佢威風凜凜,卻又殺氣騰騰,究竟佢是敵是友呢?638Please respect copyright.PENANA8LLf9CgZzf
(做乜嘢突然文謅謅咁啊?)638Please respect copyright.PENANAF9GbQvU8fo
個人驚起嚟,當然亂晒龍啦,將就吓啦,而家個肥僧已經行到嚟我哋面前,仲…638Please respect copyright.PENANAwteuXysNEB
碌大對眼望住我哋…638Please respect copyright.PENANA4g32T0nSQG
「(嘰呢咕嚕,嘰呢咕嚕)!」一把粗豪嘅聲音。638Please respect copyright.PENANAiFjR7WqAwF
再「(嘰呢咕嚕,嘰呢咕嚕)!」638Please respect copyright.PENANAyc6YatXHVI
佢應該係講緊日文,但係我哋都聽唔明,佢…佢…佢究竟想點啊?638Please respect copyright.PENANAYZQUSxrHGN
我望一望佢後面,我見到一大堆…638Please respect copyright.PENANAEJkbX8egcR
有D飛起嘅靈魂,有D躝緊嘅爬蟲,有D身上有數百隻眼,有D得返半邊面…係…係…係一大堆鬼怪衝緊過嚟啊!638Please respect copyright.PENANARNqRXTkISf
(待續)638Please respect copyright.PENANAvHCSH8Et1v
下集預告︰638Please respect copyright.PENANABW3SBPA9pO
「紫,電,靈,丸!」638Please respect copyright.PENANAK0rstK5k1j