第124集 ~ 輝︰外傳咩？講主線啦，到「地魔」喇呢集！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX24oSlLMGO
估唔到「大袋」個衰仔原來幾識溝女噃…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zpXwJvEJN
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更加估唔到而家「大袋」竟然變成咗「佛地魔」。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0T34vaPdMZ
之前欣欣不恥「東歪」歪理連篇，所以破口大罵…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OousBzogw
「唔怪得人哋都叫你「東歪」喇！就算係妖刀又點噃？唔可以改邪歸正咩？唔可以得道成仙，變成仙劍神刀咩？唔好話你自己冇心！點解要助紂為虐啊？仲要親手殺死自己師父，你連做把刀都唔配啊！做…做PAT屎你就差唔多！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTuObj7y7A
欣欣當時應該真係好嬲，佢好少講屎尿屁嫁。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXORKHXowJ
(係啊，靚女唔會屙屎添啊！)735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZq8ozpdfGR
唔講污糟嘢住，講返呢度先…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9mqoSvJ5q
「東歪」迅間閃到欣欣身邊，仲一拳將佢打暈咗…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpYEPj5NzH
好在，我識「鳳凰閃現」，我即刻就閃埋去救返欣欣…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0WQFVRg6n
而「東歪」就退返去「鬼王」身邊。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEke7yXz40p
當大家都凝視住「東歪」嘅時候，突然…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqbwVXJ6cD
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLwJAsbpZN
傻佬明佢原來已經醒返，仲擺出一副冇得輸嘅姿態對住「鬼王」。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbZrdsbV6t
究竟佢憑咩呢？735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbFBdJkdFV
「九陽草薙！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvQzXLmLJ2
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「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKM2nOFxr9
「鬼王」一吓閃身埋去阿明度，但係迅間又彈返開…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWk4cCyAe3
原來係阿明佢合埋眼嚇窒咗佢…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvC7Hzb0NtY
之後，阿明都叫埋我哋合埋眼…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWBRnxF2Nc
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「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgG2CiiqNoW
我記得呢招係會釋出鬼魂嘅…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QqQSC4AMU
「…九陽草薙，出鞘！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzR2iO84TF
阿明出聲喇，燦爛金光亦從此而生…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pUy5cBSlA
我諗呢D就係「九陽草薙」嘅力量喇！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5PipWuvNi
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「…心眼！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOOzi4hm1x
「心眼」？唔通同我隻「慧眼」同類嘅？735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTqUkPDLRD
我諗到呢度，即刻就望一望「英雄」…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWWBPP1yUM
「咦，英雄，你冇事丫嘛？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IdNZX5VVs
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「大哥啊，救命啊，我冇眼簾嫁，好燦眼啊！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKEJ75H8Rb
係噃，真係難為佢，而家佢流晒馬尿咁款…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgawdS8TRyx
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「嚓」一聲…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxCtg7UNyS
之後…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RlHj8L8g7
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗…」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rgTaIVPIw
「大家開眼啦。」阿明講完，就收返埋把「九陽草薙」…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AvVJ8yGlV
我亦抬起頭嚟睇吓發生咩事…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwiEBl3EFU
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係「東歪」出手殺死咗「鬼王」…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OLw8Thmgg
唔通，我哋怪錯咗佢…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToXYHyAOGK
但係不出幾秒，答案就嚟喇…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ChNRGeEXC
「東歪」佢向住一個方向，好恭敬咁耷低頭…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuFitcKxfQ
個方向就係「大袋」被吊起嘅方向…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6o9jrvIsM
我轉身望過去，發覺…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFxG2wknTv
「餐躝~」幾聲嘅鐵鍊聲，係「大袋」佢自己鬆開咗鐵鍊啊！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycswHDtYxx
我當時又開心，又擔心，嗰種感覺真係好難形容…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqaN45gnCU
我眼見佢慢慢飄埋去擒咗上去嘅欣家姐嘅面前…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmDXZmqE39
淨係隱約聽到佢問︰—735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3z1ezhnoD
「你想救我呀？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3N8GRzE6Kp
欣家姐呆咗咁及咗一吓頭，而「大袋」佢就咁回應︰—735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNadQkscCQA
「好可惜，我已經唔係佢，我係佛地魔。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo60PPuEjv5
「吓？」呢一吓係當時我心裡面嘅疑問。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkQXVCjlzI
連呢一個單字都未問完，「大袋」佢…「佛地魔」佢…唉，我都唔知點叫佢好…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvatG45l7OG
Eee…算啦，叫佢「大袋魔」啦，「大袋魔」佢出手快到我肉眼都睇唔到…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAtzAoDZpg
欣家姐就俾佢打暈咗。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqmKbhfr6S
「大袋，你癲咗呀？佢係你啱啱先識嘅女朋友嚟嫁！」阿狗大嗌。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUBtur0bOv
阿狗嗌完，只係「蓬」一聲，「大袋魔」就已經去到佢面前，再…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnq71StPwY
一手將佢個口噤住…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jAGkLua3H
阿狗佢就連反擊嘅能力都冇…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡykQI7vOB98
「狐炎舞！」阿妮即刻想出手相救，但係…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtywI30gVNt
「大袋魔」左手一撥…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzEOP9o0zq
「嘭」一聲，阿妮就彈開幾丈遠…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTBqxrQWc9
之後「大袋魔」一手將阿狗噤落地下…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGgov4htOB
再「嘭」一聲，阿狗完全俾佢壓咗入地下…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqJhojpM9g
「大袋魔」起返身，斯斯然咁另轉身行返上大台…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2auQg2zh4
「恭喜佛地魔大人重生。」「東歪」好恭敬咁向住「大袋魔」講。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IWrJ3AUe0
「仲以為酒吞童子隻小鬼就夠料清理晒呢班人添。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJDDFiWw3G
「佢咁冇用，我呢把妖刀都唔想浪費時間，隨手就殺咗佢，望大人原諒。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71a4K2JDvQ
「傻啦，佢死唔死同我都冇關係，佢只係幫我嚟浪費呢堆人時間嫁啫…」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MEqnSPv60
「你…你將大袋佢點啊？」阿明咬牙切齒咁問。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUVsU2OKuB
「見你打贏「童子」，我就答吓你問題啦，你講嘅人，而家仲喺我身體裡面。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfnFwoVrSm
「咁係咪真係打贏你就可以救返我哋朋友啊？」我問。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagQidPU8uQ
「哈哈哈，係啊，嚟啦，全部一齊上丫，我讓你哋淨係用單手又點話？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1r9tODHdc
佢個樣明明係「大袋」，但係整個格就好似變咗另一個人一樣，真係好心寒…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3id5pC7az7
「咁…咁點解你要用我哋朋友嘅身體啊？」「細鬼」竟然出聲。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUPJJJBPF2W
「大袋魔」突然好凶狠咁望住「細鬼」，再用手指指住佢…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv607EYFhMS
「你講多次！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEknEtSOMSR
佢嘅呢個凶狠嘅眼神，就好似威嚇住「細鬼」會節磨死佢一樣…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJDQRiqdoo
「細鬼」佢當場俾「大袋魔」嚇到瀨咗尿…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgZEKMrjrL
亦都唔敢再問…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8Phts1igy
「哎喲，我只係叫你講多次啫，做乜嚇到瀨尿咁陰公豬呀？使唔使叔叔錫返？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiD0JFXEXdA
「細鬼」已經俾佢嚇到呆晒咁坐咗喺地…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRc781Tvode
「地魔，點解你要咁害班細路？」「肥龍大師」咁問。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLX0wUTLp7j
「肥仔，你又想瀨尿啊？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXEFiqqSBD
「瀨屎你嘆都仲得呀！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhi21tn25P
「嘩，乜你咁污糟嫁，好，講吓你哋聽啦，我冇諗住害你哋噃，我淨係想一樣嘢，就係毀滅人間…」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbbJq0Kj1C
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「困晒你哋喺度，唔好阻住晒，我就去毀滅人間囉，而家應該都七七八八嚧…」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64dy0Gh1pq
「咩七七八八啊？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlq0C5vnVp
「世界上好多個地方都已經俾我嘅瘟疫腐土佔據咗。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvv47Z494W
「佔據咗會點嫁？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SmvM5tZSk
「人類都會變成聽從我指令嘅腐肉。丫，你哋係香港人呀可？好似成個香港都已經俾我毀滅咗嚧。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgmXzky7qx
「咩話？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbjDALx1G4
「…」大家都呆咗一陣。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZtTJ3Zxv4
「唔好理佢吹水定講笑住，我哋而家係要打敗佢。」「南龍」先生出聲。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91fjScWumP
「地魔，我諗你都好戰嫁，不如俾少少時間我哋變強，再同你打。」佢再講。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodjNqzX3t2
「變強？你哋仲可以點變強啊？哈哈哈，不過都好，俾三分鐘你哋啦。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dc8hTu9Rv
「大家埋嚟…」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDtsbR6Dbc
之後我哋郁動到嘅人都走埋去「南龍」先生度…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0YOHhxIEpO
「「屎橋」教我哋，可以試吓呢一招，劏雞還神。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKnuGyLeHSn
「咩嚟嫁？究竟你呢個「噏屎」邊個寫嫁？信唔信得過嫁？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwdApURyOW
「世外高人寫嫁，唔會有錯，不過點做佢就唔會直接教我哋囉。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUeAT8tmBg
「劏雞還神即係點啊？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CG2gORLIg
「神與神…劏雞還神…我諗…我明喇，係請神啊，初仔佢嗰招啊。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5u431qigG
「請神！？點請啊？而家「光管陳」又唔喺度，仲有啊，我哋要請邊個神啊？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCGRFqYjHz
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「劏雞還神…我諗…我哋應該係要用雞血嚟請神。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZwvic8Ay9
「邊度嚟雞血啊？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcQ1Wt3Ma1
「呢度！」突然後面有條友大嗌。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvNdAdePVi
係「阿張」啊！嗰個喺故事裡面好少出現，俾孌童校長孌嗰個啊。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaFj7CS7Q3
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「雞妖隻手。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0OfwnEKOF
「雞妖？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35lrRtDgmW
「之前脅持我嗰隻啊，我見咁大個仔都未見過妖怪，咪攞佢隻手嚟留念，諗住返去做標本囉。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2R6KMulZl
「嘩，果然最可怕嘅都係人類。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Qj32szD12
「事不宜遲，我試吓用雞血請神啦。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR08LM5REqG
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「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpweiGRxg8
(待續)735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgN6cwszZvb
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註解︰735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6dW3uFINs
(1) 鬥咗幾吓口哩 — 鬥口哩，即係鬥嘴，鬥鬧咁囉。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSzAKtmiEh
(2) 流晒馬尿 — 流馬尿，即係流眼淚。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRpXu0WJRB
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(4) 悟空﹑悟飯 — 本來唔想介紹，因為有《龍珠-改》，不過呢度提吓啦，日本動漫《龍珠》主角悟空係用左中國《西遊記》一D事物創作嘅，當中主角就係用咗齊天大聖孫悟空個名，至於悟飯就係佢個仔，舊版細個個陣好型好正好勁，而家唔知改成點嚧。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKikHxusxl
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