第125集 ~ 明︰妖!做乜又有隻彊屍王要打嫁?680Please respect copyright.PENANAcBIMpVtQM2
咦,「洋腸」呢?做乜今集唔幫我講啊?680Please respect copyright.PENANAFTaVwEdsId
吓,「洋腸」你…竟然同「彩雲」佢…680Please respect copyright.PENANAsqLlZvEuWI
光天化日做呢D嘢?而家大家危在旦夕噃…680Please respect copyright.PENANAlVA7AbpnQF
係咪應該遲D先做啊?680Please respect copyright.PENANAoC3eVlcj8G
(揼骨喳嘛,乜你講到好似咩咁嫁。你自己講住先啦,「洋腸」要幫我啊。)680Please respect copyright.PENANA1pC5bWZ0ro
(其實…我唔係淨係想揼骨囉。)680Please respect copyright.PENANAYTNn888b0k
唉,佢哋呢對痴男怨女,我都係唔理佢哋喇,求人不如求己…680Please respect copyright.PENANAkx2s5Di8hy
我自己講返好過…680Please respect copyright.PENANAKznSpVRRwE
「東歪」殺死咗「鬼王」之後…680Please respect copyright.PENANAMjKj2Kn9nB
「佛地魔」就重生喇,仲要用「大袋」個身嚟重生…680Please respect copyright.PENANAeuFZOCHgvk
所以而家大家都叫佢「大袋魔」。680Please respect copyright.PENANAkY6YJ9NARv
我哋唔能夠用妖魔鬼怪嘅層次去睇佢,因為…680Please respect copyright.PENANAIerLbRyzYc
佢根本就已經係一隻「半神」…680Please respect copyright.PENANAfiLhJTNQdr
嗰度氣牆,完全掩蓋晒我哋嘅力量…680Please respect copyright.PENANAiMg0yaBGWH
最明顯嘅解釋就係我哋明明聽到佢講,香港俾佢毀滅咗…680Please respect copyright.PENANAh2hevJUt6b
比著係正常情況,應該係會好嬲,但係一來我哋唔知係咪真…680Please respect copyright.PENANALXMGBvULjQ
二來,「大袋魔」嘅力量大到呢,我哋都明顯感受到…680Please respect copyright.PENANAR6pDhz6e09
我哋其實只能夠肉隨砧板上,苟延殘喘咁。680Please respect copyright.PENANA6m0NboSd2m
你諗吓,佢勁到可以指吓人就已經令人瀨尿,你話佢幾勁呢?680Please respect copyright.PENANACa7FMG9edh
所以而家我哋唯有用佢俾嘅時間去諗其他方法…680Please respect copyright.PENANApF5K9NEOuF
而而家,唯一有機會贏嘅方法就係請神上身幫拖…680Please respect copyright.PENANAdhMyjkF8u6
「咁請邊個啊?」680Please respect copyright.PENANANO7mSjrOfD
「冇得錯嫁喇,有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」,又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」,仲有隻哮天傻狗,係你喇,二郎神!你哋頂住先,我試吓召喚「二郎神」。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAV0JKqby5Oi
「哦。但係…我哋可以點頂啊?」680Please respect copyright.PENANATA2r1gpKS7
「哈哈哈哈,頂我?算啦,見你哋有D誠意挑戰我,你哋就唔使打我住啦,打咗我最後兩隻手下先…」「大袋魔」咁講。680Please respect copyright.PENANAnI2IgBL48X
「仲有兩隻?」680Please respect copyright.PENANAsaj6InG3w3
「妖刀村正係一隻,另外一隻…出嚟啦,陳年彊屍王…」680Please respect copyright.PENANAU7YT7T104A
「個名會唔會有D核突?」我問。680Please respect copyright.PENANAfYanBaqjJ1
「唔係核突,係好似食物。」阿輝講。680Please respect copyright.PENANApIt4bgSp5a
喺呢個時候,又係地下,又喺地下度慢慢升咗副棺材出嚟…680Please respect copyright.PENANA9nsYkIb6D3
棺材蓋彈開,走咗條…680Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1ohPwCnXm
「當年五絕大戰嗰隻彊屍王啊!」「南龍」先生咁講。680Please respect copyright.PENANAIZoUkcCice
「你專心D召喚二郎神先啦。」680Please respect copyright.PENANA3ylpwAglwp
「係,咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦…」680Please respect copyright.PENANAu1E05KLHKr
佢有佢召喚,而我哋就…680Please respect copyright.PENANAVvlVsNVy1D
「保護好「南龍」先生同阿輝,呢兩隻嘢就等我哋攪掂啦!」我講。680Please respect copyright.PENANALgtYdtPi8D
「師兄你執迷不悟,就等我嚟對付你啦,明仔,彊屍王就交俾你喇。」680Please respect copyright.PENANASyTAsTw7z8
「嘩,你都幾識揀噃。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAHQz5JhVGro
「咁你係咪想一個打兩個啊?」680Please respect copyright.PENANAiNGF66IVui
「唉,算喇,嚟啦,彊屍王!」680Please respect copyright.PENANATiBLVSQ8jt
我講完呢句之後,我發現「彊屍王」係啞嘅,所以…680Please respect copyright.PENANAKoERNSDTFn
唯有講返兩句「東東大戰」嗰邊先啦,即係東歪VS東虫…680Please respect copyright.PENANArzTdD70P6l
「師兄,既然你執迷不悟,咁你唔好怪我對你唔客氣喇,靈力我已經用得七七八八,唯有借助師祖之力,雷神震子,求你借我力量去驅除妖魔。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAIw7EurlB43
佢一講完,一條閃電劈落佢度,我幾驚佢係講錯嘢,俾電劈死埋啊。680Please respect copyright.PENANAMWKalnDLda
好在,佢冇事,雙眼仲變得炯炯有神咁…680Please respect copyright.PENANA7i1vAqEpFi
「雷電交加!」680Please respect copyright.PENANAg3ZkOKNSnt
「大師」一借到神力,立即就一個電球掟埋去「司徒不正」度…680Please respect copyright.PENANAsNJPgjUCEj
「風牆!」680Please respect copyright.PENANAYvB1EmUqD1
司徒不正亦製造咗一道牆出嚟擋咗大師嘅電球…680Please respect copyright.PENANAMAM6JiakAR
「雨電風雷四式係星老嘢教我哋嘅,你識電同雷,咁我就用雨同風嚟同你打啦!」680Please respect copyright.PENANAK1no3nutH6
「漫天飛雨刀!」680Please respect copyright.PENANAaxwXofwSou
呢招令到刀如雨下,好多刀光劍影向大師飛去…680Please respect copyright.PENANAxVUPVkLHCx
「電光霹靂!」680Please respect copyright.PENANAcPWB1AEbUf
呢招有震盪嘅力量,阻擋咗刀雨嘅來勢…680Please respect copyright.PENANA29a9rMxs0n
「疾風快刀!」680Please respect copyright.PENANACljgXWg2MY
「司徒不正」突然迅間衝向「大師」,再連環快刀…680Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5DOPoCBJI
「大師」只可以閃避,好在佢件衫比較鬆身,造成一D虛位…680Please respect copyright.PENANA93OmzccuGO
「司徒不正」亦只係斬爛晒大師件衫…680Please respect copyright.PENANA29xgMA7X6i
「大師冇武器啊,快D幫佢啦!」680Please respect copyright.PENANAh8x2MCsfk4
「接武器!」係阿張啊!佢將「南龍」先生嘅「青龍劍」掟咗俾大師…680Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0hISnNPFg
點知…680Please respect copyright.PENANAQaCV0jDknP
「擘」一聲就俾「司徒不正」斬爛咗…680Please respect copyright.PENANA4xv7EwQMWU
「P你個K丫,青龍劍都爛埋添…」680Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9f3W03uiA
「唔好咁大聲啊,南龍先生仲咦咦哦哦緊,佢未知嫁。」我咁講。680Please respect copyright.PENANAyEZjJLfKyY
「我自己有武器,雷神釘鎚,我震!」「大師」講。680Please respect copyright.PENANAXuSmrc0PRL
「大師」唔知喺邊度嚟咗雙件神器,一釘一鎚…680Please respect copyright.PENANAOmBeXFsrjx
一敲,雷電就飛向「司徒不正」…680Please respect copyright.PENANALd71O2egwy
睇嚟佢哋都要大戰三百個回合喇。680Please respect copyright.PENANADN799BExSZ
「呀小朋友,你可唔可以俾D面理吓我呢?」680Please respect copyright.PENANAZGUsjQg7Qv
一把第一次聽到嘅聲音,原來係「彊屍王」出聲…680Please respect copyright.PENANAQVv8vqjomE
「唔好意思,我仲以為你係啞嫁添。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAQhVjlFOZD5
「唔緊要,咁我哋可以開打未丫?」680Please respect copyright.PENANAtJaceWCufX
我吊,我用心望一望佢個口,佢個口冇郁不特止,仲要有曱甴走出嚟嫁…680Please respect copyright.PENANAKsRZxbItTI
我驚起嚟咪一吓抆出「九陽草薙」囉,點知…680Please respect copyright.PENANAi3eLPHx47K
「嚓」一聲,「彊屍王」就俾我斬開咗兩邊…680Please respect copyright.PENANA18F6YgMvOe
我以為佢會好似「鬼王」咁重生啦,點知佢就咁訓咗喺地冇再郁過。680Please respect copyright.PENANAGBkPbRERJA
唔知係咪我D無情力太勁呢?我真係斬死咗佢…680Please respect copyright.PENANAmDs9cq6CzM
「喂,有冇人解釋吓我聽,點解隻「彊屍王」咁豆腐嫁?佢真係死咗噃。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAZue4ZIngPe
「國產貨係咁嫁喇,將就吓啦。」「細寶」講。680Please respect copyright.PENANAHVKJtVsiGa
「有冇保養啊?」「大寶」講。680Please respect copyright.PENANAh89uf8Awig
「有冇買保險啊?」瀨咗尿嘅「細鬼」講。680Please respect copyright.PENANAIr6vk39Dth
「保險唔保啦。」阿倫講。680Please respect copyright.PENANATaqLkJIjPz
「又話當年五絕好辛苦先打贏佢嘅?」我再問。680Please respect copyright.PENANAtYgU7ejI7t
「呢隻擺明係膺品啦,「彊屍王」點會識講嘢嫁啫。」「洋腸」都出晒口。680Please respect copyright.PENANArY5QoGA9rc
「喂,佛地魔,你造假嘢呃消費者呀?」我問。680Please respect copyright.PENANAviYUnjkbEG
「我鬼知咩,我都係買返嚟嫁喳嘛,我都係受害者啊!」「大袋魔」竟然回應。680Please respect copyright.PENANAWgSfwyRPrH
「咁下次買嘢小心D喇,知唔知啊?」680Please respect copyright.PENANAIp9BB8vUmJ
「哦!」680Please respect copyright.PENANAofi25ZEP2R
咦,睇嚟大家嘅「廢話戰術」又拖延咗一D時間喇喎…680Please respect copyright.PENANAZPZSNwND9I
仲攪到佢好似唔記得咗我殺咗佢愛將添。680Please respect copyright.PENANAV4lNDrtZZY
「咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦,…」「南龍」先生繼續召喚「二郎神」。680Please respect copyright.PENANATKkrobnmDD
(嘟嘟 ~)680Please respect copyright.PENANANb6CmFaKab
咦,南龍先生個「哀風」好似收到訊息噃…680Please respect copyright.PENANAykOvJ4NG30
咩話?…「二郎神手提電話號碼,46709394。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAtSCqFBDxDG
「喂,先生,你個「哀風」叫你唔好咦咦哦哦喇,打俾二郎神啦。」680Please respect copyright.PENANA7GJQrHnTBc
「吓,咩話,乜而家上面都咁先進喇?」680Please respect copyright.PENANAdyI2dvK7uU
「南龍」先生攞起「哀風」,即係就打,點知…680Please respect copyright.PENANArMQXp4PsGF
(嘟,嘟,嘟,嘟…)(電話唔通嘅聲音)680Please respect copyright.PENANANp314ygQTN
「唔通嘅?你個「哀風」係咪廢嫁?」680Please respect copyright.PENANAvPfsOWFKsI
「哀風廢就梗嫁啦,由「哀風生」出到而家叫做「哀風食屎」你就知啦,但係電話應該冇錯嫁喎。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAWjaooo9cPb
「我知喇,你部電話有冇漫遊啊?呢度係日本,應該最少要打+86或者+852啊。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAAg78gmGNc2
「係噃,試吓先。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAdPcTNCb6wB
(嘟嘟 ~)680Please respect copyright.PENANAJKBeHkcs9U
「喂,邊位搵二郎神大人?」680Please respect copyright.PENANAlse5BYAplz
「啱咗喇!但係…CALL台呀?我哋想搵「二郎神」幫手斬妖除魔啊。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAWC3mqfnZpE
「有冇預約?」680Please respect copyright.PENANAQi2mzGy44j
「冇啊,但係…我哋好趕嫁,可以點樣搵到佢呢請問?」680Please respect copyright.PENANAiQ9ENNo6IK
「唔知,佢冇交低,點解你要搵佢啊?其他神唔得咩?」680Please respect copyright.PENANAj15VQhFaUJ
「咁我哋嘅人有慧眼,有隻狗,又有把三尖兩刃刀,好似搵佢最適合丫嘛。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAXxh7o64gTW
「車,用張飛啦。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAG6R6ORiaRy
「張飛?」680Please respect copyright.PENANAR8QolNHwBS
「對眼生成白鴿眼,帶隻喪家犬,加把三尖兩刃槍…」680Please respect copyright.PENANA2dZWyGM4EA
「我哋係刀,唔係槍噃。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAnW9mCngPdS
「唔早D講?唉,二郎神大人返嚟喇。」680Please respect copyright.PENANA8aVeqSM7Qy
「唔該晒啊,CALL台大哥。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAiYcWkT47nR
「CALL咩台大哥啫?我係哮天犬啊。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAzwzNxs08mt
「搵我咩事?」似係「二郎神」把聲啊!680Please respect copyright.PENANAQw3hCSBIrm
(…)(二郎神把聲究竟係點嘅呢?)680Please respect copyright.PENANAAwcDGMwkDA
「麻煩大人上我朋友身去對付邪魔丫。」「南龍」先生回應。680Please respect copyright.PENANA2XgRAFfXNa
「你都幾精甩尾噃,電話就你打,妖怪就你朋友打,十分鐘啦,等我沖埋個涼先。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAMWoWibFGbX
「搵食啫,搵食啫,咁等你嚟喇,唔該晒。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAyql3inqmss
「南龍」先生收咗線就同「大袋魔」講。680Please respect copyright.PENANAC0Aq989uNQ
「佛地魔,二郎神話同你打呀,不過要等佢十分鐘。」680Please respect copyright.PENANALyClEmRLCR
「大袋魔」及咗吓頭,好似應承咁,而我就望向「東東大戰」嗰邊…680Please respect copyright.PENANAx0pwT20Vkz
「肥龍大師,仲頂唔頂得住啊?」我問。680Please respect copyright.PENANAIH6JCIfWD0
「雷神﹒絕殺﹒黑龍波!」680Please respect copyright.PENANAT9K8rIdsAH
「司徒不正」避開咗,但係…680Please respect copyright.PENANAENhz5gvV0A
「黑龍波」就繼續直飛埋去「大袋魔」度…680Please respect copyright.PENANANOX6Qz0RoY
「嘭」一聲,灰塵飛起,大家都合拾希望呢一吓誤打誤撞打死咗佢,好可惜…680Please respect copyright.PENANAL6ItymdA6f
「你老味丫,整爛晒我D衫褲,而家連條J同個啷啷都露埋出嚟。」680Please respect copyright.PENANAi0R5iFJxoy
「哇丫!」D女仔咁叫。680Please respect copyright.PENANACcMtlCCQ5i
「哇吓。」D男仔咁叫。680Please respect copyright.PENANAwDK5gc72QC
「唔怪得之佢叫「大袋」啦,真係聞名不如見面。」680Please respect copyright.PENANADPAvoAzt33
但係而家「大袋魔」好似想發脾氣殺人咁款…680Please respect copyright.PENANAoRQJJICzuu
佢一個閃身就飛咗埋去笑得最大聲嘅「洋腸」度,仲想…680Please respect copyright.PENANAH2gnUXcltq
「笑丫嗱,去死啦!」680Please respect copyright.PENANAuOGZOeVIUv
「咪住!」680Please respect copyright.PENANA6JNwexLr8p
680Please respect copyright.PENANAbABlFDDa6n
「燈燈櫈櫈櫈~ 櫈櫈燈櫈~ 櫈櫈燈櫈~ 燈燈櫈櫈燈~ 櫈櫈燈燈~ 櫈櫈櫈櫈~」(如來神掌音樂)680Please respect copyright.PENANA415Ba8F2sc
「咩話?二郎神?」680Please respect copyright.PENANATUFLbDoeir
(待續)680Please respect copyright.PENANAAVj9loHSIV
下集預告︰680Please respect copyright.PENANAC7I1BWKAMy
吓,用妖刀村正嘅竟然係佢?680Please respect copyright.PENANAzA6DwKjbJ2
註解︰680Please respect copyright.PENANAdBIK5UUdfw
(1) 哀風生﹑哀風食屎 — 「哀風」咁多集都冇解釋添,嗰個全球人仕都用緊嘅智能電話,「生」即係「3」,「食屎」即係「6」。680Please respect copyright.PENANA7Qv4Xk7af2
(2) +86或者+852 — 電話區號,「+86」係大陸,「+852」係香港。680Please respect copyright.PENANAT1wL1a3RSb
(3) 精甩尾 — 聰明。680Please respect copyright.PENANAbbUIaPGLMT
(4) 條J同個啷啷 — 「J」for Jer,啷啷即係有兩粒嘢係個殼裡面嘅嘢,搖吓搖會響嘅,咦,好似解錯嘢添。算,兩樣都係男性性器官。680Please respect copyright.PENANAnTQYqJ0LaY