第125集 ~ 明︰妖！做乜又有隻彊屍王要打嫁？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjwpOTCORK
咦，「洋腸」呢？做乜今集唔幫我講啊？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCqrWJsGKB
吓，「洋腸」你…竟然同「彩雲」佢…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcs3fdU72yC
光天化日做呢D嘢？而家大家危在旦夕噃…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0s3nMSlPL
係咪應該遲D先做啊？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mhHPdtfyr
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唉，佢哋呢對痴男怨女，我都係唔理佢哋喇，求人不如求己…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXk0JeollgU
我自己講返好過…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9o1UpPvHWp
「東歪」殺死咗「鬼王」之後…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6JwC8wtTM
「佛地魔」就重生喇，仲要用「大袋」個身嚟重生…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE61sc2JdjM
所以而家大家都叫佢「大袋魔」。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOIn0DAjWn
我哋唔能夠用妖魔鬼怪嘅層次去睇佢，因為…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsT0NhPFeM1
佢根本就已經係一隻「半神」…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhDqUVzoom
嗰度氣牆，完全掩蓋晒我哋嘅力量…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaiLLlZTOD
最明顯嘅解釋就係我哋明明聽到佢講，香港俾佢毀滅咗…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnrSe8r5s8
比著係正常情況，應該係會好嬲，但係一來我哋唔知係咪真…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcluy9bxLw
二來，「大袋魔」嘅力量大到呢，我哋都明顯感受到…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5JL9eWFik
我哋其實只能夠肉隨砧板上，苟延殘喘咁。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69hrjFnreE
你諗吓，佢勁到可以指吓人就已經令人瀨尿，你話佢幾勁呢？605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebhgs61zyr
所以而家我哋唯有用佢俾嘅時間去諗其他方法…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpb1jPpxYq9
而而家，唯一有機會贏嘅方法就係請神上身幫拖…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1VnZ53ZwD
「咁請邊個啊？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVjDv0RI4o
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！你哋頂住先，我試吓召喚「二郎神」。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGsPqNiXnQ
「哦。但係…我哋可以點頂啊？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVH1527GyyZ
「哈哈哈哈，頂我？算啦，見你哋有D誠意挑戰我，你哋就唔使打我住啦，打咗我最後兩隻手下先…」「大袋魔」咁講。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFICCSE9MdC
「仲有兩隻？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarmWIBhkMg
「妖刀村正係一隻，另外一隻…出嚟啦，陳年彊屍王…」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPAIIns7ct
「個名會唔會有D核突？」我問。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccGX9F8JSv
「唔係核突，係好似食物。」阿輝講。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeE1urIGWD
喺呢個時候，又係地下，又喺地下度慢慢升咗副棺材出嚟…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExUzdzQGtr
棺材蓋彈開，走咗條…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UQnCZ6dkH
「當年五絕大戰嗰隻彊屍王啊！」「南龍」先生咁講。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUGc0tJbmp
「你專心D召喚二郎神先啦。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFt4LcNEZJd
「係，咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦…」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9vC5AZDkX
佢有佢召喚，而我哋就…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxX9skyLCfI
「保護好「南龍」先生同阿輝，呢兩隻嘢就等我哋攪掂啦！」我講。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WvgHkhoGu
「師兄你執迷不悟，就等我嚟對付你啦，明仔，彊屍王就交俾你喇。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFn5MFCF5k
「嘩，你都幾識揀噃。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EwGti8xYk
「咁你係咪想一個打兩個啊？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLGQtsMD6k
「唉，算喇，嚟啦，彊屍王！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkH1a5ZE7u6
我講完呢句之後，我發現「彊屍王」係啞嘅，所以…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxxUyCS5BJ
唯有講返兩句「東東大戰」嗰邊先啦，即係東歪VS東虫…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhhzbq2Oda
「師兄，既然你執迷不悟，咁你唔好怪我對你唔客氣喇，靈力我已經用得七七八八，唯有借助師祖之力，雷神震子，求你借我力量去驅除妖魔。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8mvxjDdwU
佢一講完，一條閃電劈落佢度，我幾驚佢係講錯嘢，俾電劈死埋啊。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUZqv4w7Ce
好在，佢冇事，雙眼仲變得炯炯有神咁…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7ooAIicZk
「雷電交加！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVQsLbpnN8
「大師」一借到神力，立即就一個電球掟埋去「司徒不正」度…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOe8CrrDYG
「風牆！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ25RrGYthkN
司徒不正亦製造咗一道牆出嚟擋咗大師嘅電球…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2qg1fiHAH
「雨電風雷四式係星老嘢教我哋嘅，你識電同雷，咁我就用雨同風嚟同你打啦！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhZ0Z4l4a6
「漫天飛雨刀！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJqzk6TBu8
呢招令到刀如雨下，好多刀光劍影向大師飛去…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn76CswJaJY
「電光霹靂！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeppcHPoCAY
呢招有震盪嘅力量，阻擋咗刀雨嘅來勢…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3R16FyJkdi
「疾風快刀！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkFaT14pvo
「司徒不正」突然迅間衝向「大師」，再連環快刀…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKYNdgZuw3
「大師」只可以閃避，好在佢件衫比較鬆身，造成一D虛位…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMVWf8nhx8
「司徒不正」亦只係斬爛晒大師件衫…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjf58siixpi
「大師冇武器啊，快D幫佢啦！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfTeCZyh1K
「接武器！」係阿張啊！佢將「南龍」先生嘅「青龍劍」掟咗俾大師…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5GbVWIBVP
點知…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9HupiqtDH
「擘」一聲就俾「司徒不正」斬爛咗…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJC1InTRf6p
「P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiwCtHm6o7
「唔好咁大聲啊，南龍先生仲咦咦哦哦緊，佢未知嫁。」我咁講。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEqp4I5cwL
「我自己有武器，雷神釘鎚，我震！」「大師」講。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzBKggSNUj
「大師」唔知喺邊度嚟咗雙件神器，一釘一鎚…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpGOseA09u
一敲，雷電就飛向「司徒不正」…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwVOd1pgZG
睇嚟佢哋都要大戰三百個回合喇。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBb8A9fjR64
「呀小朋友，你可唔可以俾D面理吓我呢？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplc2ejV4eS
一把第一次聽到嘅聲音，原來係「彊屍王」出聲…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEoVyHY8id
「唔好意思，我仲以為你係啞嫁添。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfERL6hJC6d
「唔緊要，咁我哋可以開打未丫？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqyIKc89x3
我吊，我用心望一望佢個口，佢個口冇郁不特止，仲要有曱甴走出嚟嫁…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5JQCXtBW5
我驚起嚟咪一吓抆出「九陽草薙」囉，點知…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF80BNTSsZL
「嚓」一聲，「彊屍王」就俾我斬開咗兩邊…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7lvgMBql9
我以為佢會好似「鬼王」咁重生啦，點知佢就咁訓咗喺地冇再郁過。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicbOP8731z
唔知係咪我D無情力太勁呢？我真係斬死咗佢…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruDzfVn623
「喂，有冇人解釋吓我聽，點解隻「彊屍王」咁豆腐嫁？佢真係死咗噃。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocLPl29irm
「國產貨係咁嫁喇，將就吓啦。」「細寶」講。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy38SW1z6ov
「有冇保養啊？」「大寶」講。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUo8ldtLMdn
「有冇買保險啊？」瀨咗尿嘅「細鬼」講。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZUnMdei1n
「保險唔保啦。」阿倫講。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeThFPrnOI
「又話當年五絕好辛苦先打贏佢嘅？」我再問。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNiU6ZxqYA
「呢隻擺明係膺品啦，「彊屍王」點會識講嘢嫁啫。」「洋腸」都出晒口。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOlo7jrT7s
「喂，佛地魔，你造假嘢呃消費者呀？」我問。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxetfieQ3H
「我鬼知咩，我都係買返嚟嫁喳嘛，我都係受害者啊！」「大袋魔」竟然回應。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5siKieixN
「咁下次買嘢小心D喇，知唔知啊？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUh8MsKs1H9
「哦！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXejElX94j
咦，睇嚟大家嘅「廢話戰術」又拖延咗一D時間喇喎…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6KBZTvtM9
仲攪到佢好似唔記得咗我殺咗佢愛將添。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIkYWRg02V
「咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦咦咦哦哦,…」「南龍」先生繼續召喚「二郎神」。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbf3BHbixhu
(嘟嘟 ~)605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrciuFx6Euy
咦，南龍先生個「哀風」好似收到訊息噃…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71J0IqfwaN
咩話？…「二郎神手提電話號碼，46709394。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1zQfxdh9z
「喂，先生，你個「哀風」叫你唔好咦咦哦哦喇，打俾二郎神啦。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtE2QKo0mN
「吓，咩話，乜而家上面都咁先進喇？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXt4FboCBkF
「南龍」先生攞起「哀風」，即係就打，點知…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7w19NLwdko
(嘟，嘟，嘟，嘟…)(電話唔通嘅聲音)605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwb1IZfwMTR
「唔通嘅？你個「哀風」係咪廢嫁？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo58uMUVUHh
「哀風廢就梗嫁啦，由「哀風生」出到而家叫做「哀風食屎」你就知啦，但係電話應該冇錯嫁喎。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLHIsJQO8m
「我知喇，你部電話有冇漫遊啊？呢度係日本，應該最少要打+86或者+852啊。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6tg0V3GCm
「係噃，試吓先。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvu7zrKdBq
(嘟嘟 ~)605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6F77h0Y78e
「喂，邊位搵二郎神大人？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6tALoLwJn
「啱咗喇！但係…CALL台呀？我哋想搵「二郎神」幫手斬妖除魔啊。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xGW3Fsxr7
「有冇預約？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ486yNUhc5n
「冇啊，但係…我哋好趕嫁，可以點樣搵到佢呢請問？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAyvcX6Kds
「唔知，佢冇交低，點解你要搵佢啊？其他神唔得咩？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOT1jdq1QW
「咁我哋嘅人有慧眼，有隻狗，又有把三尖兩刃刀，好似搵佢最適合丫嘛。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzso2U3cp9A
「車，用張飛啦。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3smoaOD4O
「張飛？」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqHEGl8WFQ
「對眼生成白鴿眼，帶隻喪家犬，加把三尖兩刃槍…」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKijyO9RhJO
「我哋係刀，唔係槍噃。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHMCPeE5G1
「唔早D講？唉，二郎神大人返嚟喇。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNy3BLqMMu4
「唔該晒啊，CALL台大哥。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXS2YwmzGc
「CALL咩台大哥啫？我係哮天犬啊。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWb5RMUlxrC
「搵我咩事？」似係「二郎神」把聲啊！605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubmx1uRxHo
(…)(二郎神把聲究竟係點嘅呢？)605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPP29FOvxNU
「麻煩大人上我朋友身去對付邪魔丫。」「南龍」先生回應。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaS5imFF4N
「你都幾精甩尾噃，電話就你打，妖怪就你朋友打，十分鐘啦，等我沖埋個涼先。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGMDMSQQ1F6
「搵食啫，搵食啫，咁等你嚟喇，唔該晒。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LOxiVpKk7
「南龍」先生收咗線就同「大袋魔」講。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgkPsyBSUf
「佛地魔，二郎神話同你打呀，不過要等佢十分鐘。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKqJ52jghj
「大袋魔」及咗吓頭，好似應承咁，而我就望向「東東大戰」嗰邊…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdihu63UO5
「肥龍大師，仲頂唔頂得住啊？」我問。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVErXGNS1GZ
「雷神﹒絕殺﹒黑龍波！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62PpLa84BD
「司徒不正」避開咗，但係…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk99n1VP44y
「黑龍波」就繼續直飛埋去「大袋魔」度…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4outOf30x
「嘭」一聲，灰塵飛起，大家都合拾希望呢一吓誤打誤撞打死咗佢，好可惜…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0PBi0vdtao
「你老味丫，整爛晒我D衫褲，而家連條J同個啷啷都露埋出嚟。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwbnHxO035
「哇丫！」D女仔咁叫。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcumfBlal6C
「哇吓。」D男仔咁叫。605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RTZvJUg6m
「唔怪得之佢叫「大袋」啦，真係聞名不如見面。」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFttdhLNZvo
但係而家「大袋魔」好似想發脾氣殺人咁款…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHWXv7hXOj
佢一個閃身就飛咗埋去笑得最大聲嘅「洋腸」度，仲想…605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuX3MB7ycl
「笑丫嗱，去死啦！」605Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYiitFjwlm
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