第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ennKGvYFg
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhSnYr05Uc
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUDYv1W3PH
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLPBw6jwCQ
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbluDWvnBQa
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBNFUcnjow
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArUFoC5QvB
「咁贏咗呢？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWBbvCUkO4
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZk6kodXRty
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhUPda57rD
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgwrMBbH97
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbq9Iv3xSe
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3THTva3TT
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZb9u3qeou
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjOXNsVlXV
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYOLk92EEQ
我就襯有時間…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rl9ATqNpY
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2S1naGlKk
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSPkp6Woso
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZHruYwmLI
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6Qige6qzl
會俾綁住嘅？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifoEpcpA85
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMYR5VockK
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzVG2pGtcw
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ00fBwZN9I
「唔係啊！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJrJOLITSw
「你玩緊SM？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvmE1ZKnJ2
「唔係啊！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLw3jJqZ5z
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iTWT2ftbz
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KVH7g0pwC
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6SFeJdzNR
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkGBhg4UWB
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGQ2vt9LDo
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgihJVqpdw3
「傻佬明，波啊！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IEWHti95h
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MR8Ojmfiv
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0t18rX8ZDs
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrvXSfudhb
「阿狗！接波！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLNPQgRDt9
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLARkjomo3
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIfReDbCFC
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlFEPjrgwU
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhDQzUoHpO
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8GfF3LDV9
「冇效！？點解啊？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYvRWdHc6f
「越位。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CvSqD802A
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Vb8CrImhV
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJe4aXZdfO
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlDmbSul2u
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYDGTUqcU3
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2D3HourquS
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EEJPricRJ
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhUOzfNGxH
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2B9Zekqoh
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoD6kk20FX
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hL1Wbcewd
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlB90A7K0N3
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYxPR3F4YX
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9u9ShZS5c
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzevbKw9i28
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAJVJd9VMV
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHJ5LnjasE
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7PNvcVwPh
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1vDrTbaiL
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1xCM89Nq1
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3vyxowlEY
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPLUpz0aeP
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HGEO9MZPG
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhxIyNFTNe
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvtZKwFV6w
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bTAJDIzDK
「好好笑呀可？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB56WhAcWUy
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEuFWyeMXa
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNOeEsruP1
但事實上係從來都冇利…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0jNWmT9Tfp
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2UJodolQg
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVbl49zRPh
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQtj62AWb7
「大袋」開出罰球…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhq5ktfLNc
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pI6YZdVn7
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hKY3xGHuK
「大王，請射球。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHQYdnnoc1
「我踢波使你教？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1KlvUmlbf
「係嘅，係嘅。」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdKjR9hFep
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8kPxfMd6p
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7puaIGC3Z
「鬼王硬射！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqmsZAHZm8
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwS0xxzQXO
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0QvJebG0p
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQzVzhMVGh
(咇~~~！)「入球！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aXVBrCuXy
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVK7yrp3OWm
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJY0Tdoz1FG
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAb9TrHXh4E
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEckXfKYGk
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ138WnOnmbe
「射穿牆！？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFX91fv5sn
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcvDErZs2R
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTvnOBlUe1
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGLbEssuUT
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hci21qJA6
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzzu9ngjJm
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnhd3HkksT
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwj3aMV2pa
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTnKC8tyTC
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrhYK6nlW2
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjohHiDf34e
「林，尚，義！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOvwURL8A1
(待續)737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv251emnj08
下集預告︰737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ77Xoq1UbFf
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7Fpv5RUtr
「請換入我！」737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BH5uJjDus
註腳︰737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnWOpOLnQ9
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。737Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30qFvQhyaC
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