第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQQFZGzdlI
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuE7UlbWgl
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4BhWohEaq
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTT6RMIKxH
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhFHLoZE3P
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqpfHZWGSr
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWviYnWt1E
「咁贏咗呢？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTD6SIUm7rZ
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNogtBOkymN
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNsHQhASmYF
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIMHeZU2NS
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0bvDQsiMVY
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpziyJwLJnD
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYvDq1pgF8
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRP4BHYeEf
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7FV0KGDuV
我就襯有時間…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrydN27d8Df
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gnTo81oyq
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11Ju03JLul
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8LKPAoEiA
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLJxhMN56S
會俾綁住嘅？726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIezyh0AXD
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgu2pBkNwJO
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUJic15VP2
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXfLsuud1d
「唔係啊！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvBA4S3zeN
「你玩緊SM？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPj1sp9oJC
「唔係啊！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBBZ42pilI
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbjH65pLJb
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHeQ4vL8mV
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0ueoCIbe1
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3Rld4obm6
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4wVpDSt1t
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5H5oKfTVj
「傻佬明，波啊！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtDBiVJIAO
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzQh2HUW51
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aI2l7gZKb
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjTW29spaq
「阿狗！接波！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNvZ9bhC3UA
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPzmfWWsb5
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdW7vzlHbQ
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSnFzBmO14
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqJM8EZzcC
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObWfrnC5qe
「冇效！？點解啊？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn84CyK04Yl
「越位。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1CG212Nbv
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBzwdxXhpj
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPSCZQfNQ4
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3uxPM1KmE
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCZ0OevS7C
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DFIk3IvTD
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1B7oUsMniN
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMsGHbcv00
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIXSTDZROP
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsvQPqpxAK
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFRMftnqzn
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡny8BtHAwYT
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8gh9phPxQ
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8qSgyc1nm
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraoiJmUoLi
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlx2wToEX2T
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdC9mTiswil
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbmKK00vXr
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvGPVIeFsb
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VLXfgznCE
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbNhgkGOMd
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIZGCu9X0P
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4JK644xNg
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhOIoR9sUc
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2bZ8QZmWD
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdyVYWlAYuA
「好好笑呀可？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpc3BmXDx7
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNyZSlvSpj
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWtmO1tMCM
但事實上係從來都冇利…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgfX5Rtqga
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxtumXmgGw
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHqOcnlZ0o
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiipg4SuGm
「大袋」開出罰球…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM016V5alfw
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQD7GdazjX
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0aSgG319C
「大王，請射球。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIv7JB2v8XW
「我踢波使你教？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwNmCngf7W
「係嘅，係嘅。」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5X43gsNZV
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBX6REgPCK
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1pAUzWN0M
「鬼王硬射！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0ds7wNKX6
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcznvV4KIK2
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DddNZzhsi
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡal45AjAeu4
(咇~~~！)「入球！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsBkcXfBTA
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSL5gPcWRnm
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQdzeEknMXr
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNvzJnetth
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiY7WvjPzmz
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3L6uTZ239J
「射穿牆！？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUmwfTvOy9
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrStVh2fkL
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoUoDed4gn
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SCQuSgiUs
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BI3hWsxlz
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjgsTa9oqA
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QZwjinwMX
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJmLrrR2oLV
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAJeFcsOrT
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JQFBKNKUf
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHtO510ljP
「林，尚，義！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmU6Xjr3EJ2
(待續)726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0G9tbYXCrM
下集預告︰726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBxqX6zB7V
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIh4y5ndoP
「請換入我！」726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonwKG5KocB
註腳︰726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWunKjRRnp
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。726Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRzkpVMBUf
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