第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMvJYVz8MF
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gF6Iex1qf
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMjtjgD8mf
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhUNK7Xy1G
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBfLmWNiJQH
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5jAYlET29
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjZQ9MQpoz
「咁贏咗呢？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlc1261nneh
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCaOBnkgz1
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmupP4cobKC
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJD25Oft0p
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0RJGzh8TJ
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHfTCCIcWD
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYo6mS7y6mz
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1VsKjEWeX
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4uokY4o9k
我就襯有時間…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTCd6y82V0
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjE1uajU1YV
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMR4Hh3OOZf
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdq14lmDBcJ
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPlfTWwQvY
會俾綁住嘅？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwGjtmyor0
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6K9TLElH64
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbo2vMrvJa2
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUQKxJmiAv
「唔係啊！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kqI8eKPJO
「你玩緊SM？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbVfAaeQxX
「唔係啊！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43dsKzxaGJ
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEqbJtO903
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnftGwMO6kn
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKviMgsvdc
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnq9lMxzxk
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNgIbm7wQh
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWS3P91zUFY
「傻佬明，波啊！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rT1elLe5D
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVQbDexjmg
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbX2Mnrrs7
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASWCN27isk
「阿狗！接波！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVatE6k9E7
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxYzOTtBkX
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX89ixQFoqm
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6sYRhWTC1
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlGIcQ6lMG
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEUOenPQQq
「冇效！？點解啊？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOpbm3aHFr
「越位。」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hics7GUjF
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiPXYqz6NM
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOg6A8lYVq
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAR9Qap2iBl
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHUK75GsI1
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepnoL6S7vi
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIzUDoyFq7
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrwhhjCKTE
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltLcGR1Wf2
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NDFOVGBqn
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhW5KgMqPf
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0bcjPlUDh
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vH9QwUV5k
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4B7eFSFAJ8
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRXL13FMAf
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcaQoxBcrF
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyQE7kOCHX
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcOAmAsoWV
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjlUaHlTij
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD27PxxCGyV
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zPhsRMcZ2
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJadBYtvEMl
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5O41n9fcIt
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5g1nJV4vw
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoL5p0dl5p
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLU4hr8l96K
「好好笑呀可？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhTaL7tI5R
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7cCIftLqE
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMv9uf4AOb
但事實上係從來都冇利…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAwMlYagtG
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQAwxqLfB1
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fnm5sWJlt
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYYVvi6276
「大袋」開出罰球…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPbz6DJ2Kp
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAakgEuS8wn
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7yFLvKgOn
「大王，請射球。」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOeIZ3bbjd
「我踢波使你教？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpFbnlwJ0R
「係嘅，係嘅。」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHW0NAJ57KQ
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YptPuPtjX
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7o1Cme2sr
「鬼王硬射！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuC2d9J6iNr
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqP71QBcSX
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXQfF8SGJK
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohz73WOcQ5
(咇~~~！)「入球！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuQgPOUzry
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDNNzBaAcs
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfq8l2jhU4
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGiVhxJeHl
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuOTmWQ9d9
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzLk9tOxbv
「射穿牆！？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7iMwRn2Ob
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBydOfhGdgk
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbysKpmPTI
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWElkPu0h6
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiCis9JdLe
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nbFzK5ySs
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPFRo5gkzD
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOQKzSAwyJ
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04VRb54A5N
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKFv95NxIl
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFYJDDH1q4
「林，尚，義！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedZ3OhdHdL
(待續)674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtjoEWVsXz
下集預告︰674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YdehnvHmy
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDy8JVLdrRT
「請換入我！」674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQx2A6UidZJ
註腳︰674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YiP2ToTqI
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。674Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWR1BNqO90
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