第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1E4WZmSD5t
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfo9h2G6dpW
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhqlyGu5jX
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1SltcSP3i
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUUAZhXuwu
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6QxzZocZa
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRPLxzjrfe
「咁贏咗呢？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8tuVRLjms
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoL6wz3CUR
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ846SsVHAKk
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdKnmom1cQ
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWft6yufJZ
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBfYFrZYJk
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LtONuG3qF
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUpPSxjuZ3
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNNGo93V3t
我就襯有時間…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0ywReETsQ
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZK2qyQ3GLI
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuV3MyZSQHU
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAHYfpGEK8
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAQwFS5ZJW
會俾綁住嘅？735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1g78NpQZW
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5ONUrVvm0
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhungQt6Qy
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaurKWY1mh
「唔係啊！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFNPutdZ2Q
「你玩緊SM？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQmbtfIKFVA
「唔係啊！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52vqP30U21
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRE29Sy9Ghr
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RCldj3tzh
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7HBlvqvbi
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuNLPh5PxP
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RfOqgZhKN
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0Qb6v0ngJ
「傻佬明，波啊！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqRAqUt4WD
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBJ3j4YwL0
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuXygiDX9f
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6HDLSN7pj
「阿狗！接波！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdT1U68rZo
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtPFKfIIXe
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUajVJlezqk
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqBKd3BAzV
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7KiyjpGY3
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyVxLOg7IS
「冇效！？點解啊？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUlDDPxOch
「越位。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwQOaOiSYO
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGKAwu3TuYT
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU44fcessz5
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfcOxSEn9z
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyOPVTNj6S
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUv0pKNeQWd
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUUM9iyEzr
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqoyN5hQz7
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUKK6Ss4Su
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgVwYmwoH7
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZLu0SEZ4F
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe235e0axfy
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQNZPC8aN6
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnf8gxBlLmd
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ170lZxOyhU
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIdeBJnoY0
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuWntAH4wB
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29ymuYx52R
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53deayZcSJ
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Z09gYoOs9
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhL94DzJac2
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj54SsbLEjk
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6DEEZJeTW
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddYO0LN4lS
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxS7nUb8DvT
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULTxf6FcX6
「好好笑呀可？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxqt35ImQ2
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4r5Kn5T5bo
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmoOzRb4sx
但事實上係從來都冇利…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyhODwxxjZ
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDKLVMX7aw
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsP3c0VYkIE
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3lE2Y2ofO
「大袋」開出罰球…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvhfd7h5Fv
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6s9wSOdhcz
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIfi6Aaqi0
「大王，請射球。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSuUeURWQs
「我踢波使你教？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XPBO4QQrA
「係嘅，係嘅。」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1g0hK7TNMD
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62zp4MSQEp
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wO2vrShA4
「鬼王硬射！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUvECXwaNy
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYoCtj8TukA
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXP6UrZ9qie
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBF4TKFoFk
(咇~~~！)「入球！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hDXwuoBJf
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3CrR6hTg9
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2Rol2SuNa
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSb5Wmrfekv
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70IhUOuxa1
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhu2GeatZKA
「射穿牆！？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgujMA6jzt5
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj86DiUPdDC
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAKjewimS9
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkzFnSO72z
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm373XYJqxr
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkTwCcNF3n
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtdlsnc311
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLxtbrW62m
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqwlgfOpeu
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEKuemtUuY
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNGp9nMw4H
「林，尚，義！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0GjM0gnbPc
(待續)735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoh4gDkEKqE
下集預告︰735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQYrPNPInR
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CDV5BzJRd
「請換入我！」735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8v78lhrMvr
註腳︰735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sLb3VAubR
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。735Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7l2SqYNmjF
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