第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOUArILtXC
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO75MPNT80w
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9UQONUeWT
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTI6VlP1Q82
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQXIRNKv8Q
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGrrDbIf00
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MCTI804XO
「咁贏咗呢？」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPyWzIOLdG
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSXjdbdzKs
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlYKgS21eM
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeY8JNjsF06
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmihLSn5uJi
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRg1myDsB2i
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzv0gBWvbTQ
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJDRLqcQyo
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKPnA9snf4
我就襯有時間…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJk3uzkK1E
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkf3RPuAzzd
………646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujdyVLEbEO
我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEr4o9MiN0
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryfKwRShHm
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArg7sw1hk4
會俾綁住嘅？646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRc3ZwG7UCL
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2iP5tLrMq
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9VoAWN2Eu
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9ktBepgTC
「唔係啊！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWnWrLIVGhF
「你玩緊SM？」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3UcXfUN92
「唔係啊！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zYBU5QBu4
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEvNEpEcOz
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhktDwbI5oX
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBx7pYdeCJ
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGT9AXiB3s8
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5eRfGhhSY
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXsIPYxCv0
「傻佬明，波啊！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFuvkJ4d4o
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpISIImBVn
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1Tdmwxbzs
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEM5zzxT2hy
「阿狗！接波！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXaUASkJNH
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucnGWgHrix
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfh4B3V1vzD
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypMXkBzoUN
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgPCaSm2Ib
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSsDWW6Y84
「冇效！？點解啊？」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pr6eVrBgK
「越位。」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7MMGdMYBe
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TX5OXs7mG
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPENB5Sgh3
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLSmGLqeNU
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQY5CoJPp32
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCjpITE6jGN
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlG4JL4qBLB
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4jmbwztfG
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfddmCQQLlQ
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwv7gkkbLop
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dvb8mFGHn
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRrVWzhvUs
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlRz1pUUpi
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkkHpQcgex
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jhZKjzLzH
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBX7l35mLDo
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqu5amM901W
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGB6ntPIGj
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriACJTZmhG
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqNuUhsqZT
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQH02WNzqY
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZ3VPW6nO4
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfufg6kzffL
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhGtv9D2Qg
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAURA7THct
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiWtHyth4E
「好好笑呀可？」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qplVEUqTL
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjw9qf5DOu
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfl4Im7VmT
但事實上係從來都冇利…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYslptjoLOn
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQfrPaAGVc
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoJiXjgKSO
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8lrf9S6cI
「大袋」開出罰球…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHl0GAvqvC
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4jR5g1bMc
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1A3dXx9lfx
「大王，請射球。」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iAdO4jtIm
「我踢波使你教？」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1AXBd4nk5
「係嘅，係嘅。」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBK7C10At6H
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezEVkk0gdc
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nkHJOFmOg
「鬼王硬射！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlHfXGQZnt
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlppS1VPz0
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZcl4lq4Wj
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYW1jWzzGrt
(咇~~~！)「入球！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFbNr9i1hD
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFM7U3z99mL
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrqQVIQ7gp
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4RkGcSz7X
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLzWgHGhHB
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLahxh4nyw
「射穿牆！？」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2NbIdKiIb
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsAMkCaTfe
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkV2rrBNV1
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIGQSMTf7r
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90o9IrMXN2
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqxIjrj9bb
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7BXCUe51t
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6mESzGMYy
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKj0rQaqztu
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tMQCHsjNj
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQoz5bkLYW
「林，尚，義！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRFFEfeFHB
(待續)646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlIGAh5wxH
下集預告︰646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5LyCFcrbC
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kwZrrLjZI
「請換入我！」646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDP4Yot20YU
註腳︰646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrT9Hd9nds
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。646Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1NrVh2fUT
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