第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrugdKWQ0g
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMe4d5U2jNx
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7Z3sG4qT1
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyp8otwTyF
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEIiMaGZvm
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj74uaQOA6q
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzn4hcw9YbY
「咁贏咗呢？」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZc7nE6RaZ
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LIbZTzH3o
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubzKhPRJ3H
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFolUKwMg8s
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85t7IBO386
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8N4cKICMeh
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJAKfhw5mn
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeFE7jFCGN
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3N6U6ZJLQp
我就襯有時間…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWdIMCqXow
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhY5E7T0B1f
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQ922x4MPD
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4B0wJFQCT
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXd3C1ycJyr
會俾綁住嘅？503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlaJa0IX9n
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KhZvk03qz
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2YfPI0uYd
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU30Xg1KAQ9
「唔係啊！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo473f0LpbO
「你玩緊SM？」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrRSYrqiJM
「唔係啊！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8Ei3htJwX
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaMNoFpMRf
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRawRKXuuCi
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2tjl0FNYL
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOZDUTpKq3
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHVyvWWLGe
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUytUZshP6
「傻佬明，波啊！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvSzYAo1Vj
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd1BXDFM0HO
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05L8IliHaQ
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMtyGegu7t
「阿狗！接波！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmFJBoNKI3
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmKm4s24d3
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqFkuHjkiy
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOyCsf4677
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4x9CeWNcE
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNazO8uASm
「冇效！？點解啊？」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXetkVnqJvv
「越位。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxY20NTRfr
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4tGQHnlnK
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0flhTXUdsS
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVhs4DMnBW
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1M1bkm2DIG
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyS5kIc4qp
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0FQuRrJsU
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqH9Qf8KqX
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHZaTrTNfN
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcLrU2VXEp
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8UbNedesqO
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmp7umxs1dd
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4mLxynMg3
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYSNTarOt6
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlcL4sSwQ1
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡion4RSDwzU
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzJERm3N5V
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD7x4YNmT2
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4ZQ38euBv
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36sV7tTadQ
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZL9gtXZ5e
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2Zf33rGPJ
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYibWVNtqJ
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyyFRSvj9i
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklED0egVE5
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGU4vOLWCci
「好好笑呀可？」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5Gcr39Vt6
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYEHVmndiz
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH60xz8CHS6
但事實上係從來都冇利…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡif5WyzUpU2
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDPKhUolAh
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyF3jpmDJ1T
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUNZxVDwTw
「大袋」開出罰球…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnGyoau1ay
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTjPD1FMhz
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSBaEEVSdq
「大王，請射球。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MkPVrIZyk
「我踢波使你教？」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4FxeReY8t
「係嘅，係嘅。」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdH2uGeIAGe
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJTbwgW539
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZFstDT0qw
「鬼王硬射！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWE5VMADtu
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCom6RASpmm
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSH6YmHU7D
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeI2oIKacC
(咇~~~！)「入球！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMI19dUIKWh
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EqeiqweW0
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4iILBXHWa
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVIHkG4Z4sQ
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5pPZNQMfN
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQoyY23Ygm
「射穿牆！？」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVkDaXDSdd
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJl5O5hAnSF
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BdacpZri9
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWV7CjvWWg
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ00w1k6woM
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOSiVlvi72
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4MraAMYjX
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKa2XMH2wz
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMXEl4MhJE
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAU6RcFVFB8
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpepmQJZhA
「林，尚，義！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOMMXwyTOY
(待續)503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdx9rhOPzB
下集預告︰503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhbWqq0PHK
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NnoDCELOp
「請換入我！」503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNF1goKDIh0
註腳︰503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYm8du6cXd
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。503Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpD04bGgJaK
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