第095集 ~ 輝︰得鬼咩你，「大咀」都領埋嘢添啊！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa31e8KupmD
俾個傻佬明早咗我一步出文添，今集補返先。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8uLB9XGKn
上次我咪講到我望落樓下嘅…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJw65LM88eP
我見到下面望上嚟嘅D鬼怪個款…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEUNgm9MHS
咪又係咁，一堆奇奇怪怪嘅樣囉！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5hLMfymjR
之後，一隻小妖入咗嚟帶我哋落球場…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYX8BzgWcYY
「一陣，你哋唔輸得嫁，輸咗，鬼王就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bepTTVFVT
「咁贏咗呢？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG145j61WU0
「一樣要死，你哋贏咗佢，佢發脾氣就會食咗你哋，嘻嘻嘻。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbzw44alCe
呢樣嘢，暫時唔可以俾欣欣佢哋D女仔知，廢事佢哋太擔心啦。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdet3fIyUy9
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落到球場，阿明就攞隻小妖嚟發洩…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyj5tMV47GC
王Sir就廢噏一輪，「光管陳」就想請纓幫手…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7yG2VnTxY
但係如果佢都出埋場，咁邊個理D女仔同小動物啊？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRb4PwQKmr
「陳Sir，唔使喇，你幫我哋保護D女仔丫！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpEfKtKf4K
我之後轉個身就跑咗出場，準備開波，橫死掂死，踢返場好波先算啦！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNqoXnuYwp
對面隻…佢有髻嫁，應係係鵝，隻「傻鵝」一腳就踢咗個波上天…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQJTgq55qa
我就襯有時間…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEr8rf23tI
跑咗出場去個廁所先，原來自己忍咗好耐都唔記得咗添。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1njwpk0cf
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我行到去男廁，好快咁就去完噓噓，諗住經過更衣室就走啦，點知…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfJMK0V3jd
聽到有D聲，咪行去睇吓囉，我見到…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvwgeLtWEq
「黃仔」！？佢唔係「北轍」咩？做乜佢…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡId1sehitVb
會俾綁住嘅？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtZcYvIIQY
「黃Sir，做乜嘢你喺度嫁？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlGXrtayS2
「一言難盡喇，你幫我鬆綁先啦！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeU9nIX5fBJ
「鬆綁！？你自己綁住自己架？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BHOOOJjdg
「唔係啊！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQJcDGsRqr
「你玩緊SM？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiI85Im7ai3
「唔係啊！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hGaDLQ0Iv
「你唔講清楚，我唔敢幫你啊！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUyjwPgWWp
「我頭先俾佢哋捉咗之後，我一直祈禱，點知佢哋就捉咗我嚟呢度喇！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIAK1dzgTP
「咁你繼續祈禱啦！我信天主會打救你嫁！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjP6VGMPz0
因為我認定咗佢係「北轍」，佢係壞人，點知佢會唔會陰我嫁？所以…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuhWYSJm8u
我冇理佢就走咗，好似有D衰呀可？不過，我都係走咗返入球場…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2UCeU9jWj
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一返到場就見到個波喺阿明腳邊…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7roLYvksm
「傻佬明，波啊！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVHOFik1Ed
佢總算醒返，即刻就大腳傳個波俾我，我望一望旁邊…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOHfID2fQl
先發現原來所有人同鬼都呆住咁睇緊「鬼王」同個光頭球證理論…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHugEyZ4lDl
真係死蠢！早知叫阿明直射入網啦，但係唔錯都錯咗囉，所以我唯有修正返啦…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ546GLvmiLR
「阿狗！接波！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwx81Roo8x8
我即刻就傳個走位波俾阿狗…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2yAggkTzV
好在，阿狗真係跑得超快，佢仲用埋「妖狐」嘅靈力去射呢腳波添…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmXk8hZiVw
「九尾狐凌空窩利抽射！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWe6UBPzR2L
個波好勁，仲「嚓」一聲入埋添，但係…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWF3ItbUZ67
光頭球證話入球冇效喎，我咪上前理論囉…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnMqijvpdO
「冇效！？點解啊？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOimYtvJAA
「越位。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTnvfgvtnR
「越位？！你識唔識咩叫越位啊？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3TrgsvNkZ
佢竟然話我「越位」，我已經嬲嫁喇，點知…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47fu4pQRh7
「唔識，唔識，我唔識，我真係唔識嫁，你解我聽丫。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0InKovV5yW
欣欣唔知做乜鬼嘢，好似撞邪咁衝咗出嚟講，攪到我幾死尷尬啊。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZIlC6QMcl
「小姐，唔該你返出去，而家罰球。」呢句係光頭佬講嫁，唔關我事。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTXNXkbjIN
罰球由隻「豬精」開出…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3juSWIMmy
「豬精」果然係豬D嘅，竟然開咗個波俾阿明…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0TNMnkWgu
阿明呢次醒喇！即刻就射門…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiPiVx1Anw
「翻雲覆雨飛天遁地爆烈射球！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2arsl645B
嘩，呢招？！唔通佢公公傳授咗D乜嘢俾佢？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLAIk9wBp3
佢個波好勁，成個火球咁飛埋去，但係…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2yf2iMSoj
「嘭」一聲，好陰濕啊！對面個「龍門」竟然係隻「石牆妖怪」…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FG21bHmga
「小你媽媽個些丫！牆嚟嘅？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgWcxvnpdo
「咁我哋點入波啊？」我嗌。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCAMfGApIR
「真係要諗諗計。」阿狗講。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvetENSdSn
「救返個波先啦！入我哋嗰邊喇！」「大袋」講。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzx90WkZP9y
個波直飛返去我哋嗰邊個龍門度…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGE4poEvZNM
好在，「嘭」一聲，又彈返出去…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuh7BziTqY
因為有硬化咗嘅「大咀」個嘴頂咗咋，而家…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58mTx8AGBQ
佢已經唔係「大咀」，而係「大爆咀」。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡogOLd1R7bv
個波彈返出去之後，力量已經減弱咗好多，而家去咗…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeNhpUnCgJ
喺個地度扭來扭去嘅「鬼王」度！？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡei8FJowtuv
(咇~~~~~！)「手球！黃牌！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64XERh0MDp
「哈哈哈哈~~~！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7kgCvsAOA
全場喪笑，我哋D人邊敢笑佢傻仔丫，笑得最大聲係佢旁邊隻「半羊人」咋。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqBcZUMxiq
「好好笑呀可？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcastSSGZYO
「鬼王」起返身仲一啖就食埋隻「半羊人」…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuP8NjPUdS
而家，佢哋九打我哋十一，仲攞咗張黃牌，表面上我哋好有利…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡan9shZ5EeN
但事實上係從來都冇利…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxuEt6SsO9
好在，我望一望個鐘，原來都差唔多過咗三十分鐘喇，一定要捱到啊！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOERvvOabp
咦，我發現咗樣嘢…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxXxnHJu8N
我哋唔贏又唔輸，和咪得囉，最起碼佢少個籍口殺我哋丫，頂得幾耐得幾耐啦！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pyafd2Aso
「大袋」開出罰球…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22gAIixDG4
我頂！佢條友係咪傻嫁，俾咗個波唔識郁嘅「阿華」…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHy58JhxAb
對手一隻「紅髮青椒」行前去攞咗個波就傳俾「鬼王」…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEtwTTZqJD
「大王，請射球。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEo8UaXHr2
「我踢波使你教？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCQ2y1mVr2
「係嘅，係嘅。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6JhDe4Bcv
個波一到「鬼王」腳，佢就…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0gqFKHIOw
「唔玩喇，我要入波啊！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgIf3D4MPO
「鬼王硬射！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TVdXIUoRV
「嘭」一聲，個波射出一條活性乳酸菌光線…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OMySI4T0O
佢根本唔係「硬射」，係「顏射」至真…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZp4OPE7obu
佢射到…「大爆咀」佢…個頭爆血，仲重傷倒地…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiMxHnbfZi
(咇~~~！)「入球！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZWiQ9kzUD
入波咪入波囉，使唔使專登整傷人啊？佢擺明係要射傷「大爆咀」嫁！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5CHKsUMkP
我見到佢咁做，我真係無名火起…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZGFI7hKMc
「輝，唔好咁嬲住。」「大袋」講。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiF3GCxY41O
「而家雖然輸緊一比零，但係我哋先去睇吓「大爆咀」先丫。」阿明講。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcLVY92diw
「睇嚟我哋要入波喇，我哋就射穿佢道牆啦！」阿狗講。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6O5l9HTTM
「射穿牆！？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqbhMLbheG
呢個時候，場外傳嚟…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB50s6ZqpOg
「香港代表隊門將受咗傷啊，睇嚟會換出另一個門將代替喇！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQMbK9CzUl
呢個人一講完，「鬼王」唔順氣就即刻衝咗出去理論。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZwE8gHAjk
「我頭先冇得換人，佢哋都唔可以換人！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuWSs46W6j
「車，換唔換人又唔係我決定嘅，我講波嫁喳嘛，你夠膽咪去問哥連拿囉，我食支煙唔好！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIgFPbZhhg
「你明知我淆佢底，你叫我問佢，你貴寶號啊？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeX2YhwLhdh
淆底淆到出晒面都唔止，仲要出埋口…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjvdrq4igD
你都算天下第一人喇，學乜人做「鬼王」啊？707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRYbrMtSNm
(人不要面，天下無敵啊啊啊！)707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhs4he82ZC2
「後生D人就叫我倉魚或者重炮，你俾面嘅可以叫我阿叔，我叫…」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUefKjDtsJt
「林，尚，義！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6pIkNJ62r
(待續)707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQu48D6RZSC
下集預告︰707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMtocV2U24W
一個熟悉嘅身影喺我後面行出嚟…707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLWc6QDkz8C
「請換入我！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wbXIo9Ubg
註腳︰707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXGqhFvuIe
林尚義 — 唔多解釋，睇開波嘅人一定識佢，如佢所講，大家都叫佢阿叔嘅，以前踢香港甲組，花名重炮，佢可以話係香港最出名嘅講波佬。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0P46OJ7hi6
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