第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ntTtFohn4
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0m5T4be7K
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlPupLb2eg
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAgpFvsroZ
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUeqh4iQ5jF
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfw11bNK1Q
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMavklXRNi
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87YlEyR3KO
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDQtGW1jLSR
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwNTKrC37h
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSgVsdgXVl
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYMJDNPQZT
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEk24GeWfs
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCp1QeyYNC
「衰仔！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbj7mbwdbhd
「哎吔！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCgOhS5dSO
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40FQxphHDJ
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKr4OR5juFC
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NNfuhfXFz
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFjY8VJkEW
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEEDc7T2qY
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1O4UVRn9O
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99GRDEsNsH
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJpWZ1B2Bh
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5lcgGVYyM
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQTrU8PZre
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIp8G2rrYE
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDhDd1rHMd
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXewtKHwrPf
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfS0G8Xp8F0
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSM9b6EChW
「鳳初兄啊！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuynt6unlzR
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGgCNJQJLQ
「阿龜兄！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWgwZvOtkq
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9fHxGLAz9
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubCivYYlIt
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kKDrBppas
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98nS5fOpMN
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我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwL2rCMhSLE
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZWQCAIksr
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTZ5dke5RG
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5isRLvKAnW
「大家準備好未？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJoh7MSUW9
「等陣！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgmH4XupfI
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZETf8FY7x
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc12qPAGmJi
我好快就去完出返嚟…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuTtjEfMeB
「得喇！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwvHoyMS54
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6TS1c883y
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrO3zWPyO1w
「等等！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzn5JQiZJMn
「又咩啊？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtuhqOCuId
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsJoCW0zq9n
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5HAhY8iXa
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAe3T81cMp
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxaQUdfUsc
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpKHbAqb7z
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKYEW98Z2G
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUoYBVH9HG
「哇~！丫~！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pKkWW6QlG
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我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4bjleGv4v
「到達！仲有時間剩！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVL56KtxT0
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApdVJdyiZg
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mq7BBAFAX
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrxXFkRtEs
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiRL2TozUM
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLimIrfXeFU
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNwpkLAqYA
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dPSfZX5KD
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwivPZOEwk
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycm5kryKh8
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXH25k0QNNv
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qIHCKnNOg
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZExOGGBHH0
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPsJLWg1nd
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoINQe8r7g
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NRWjfnNg1
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevyl2PX9HA
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjbP4PTsOp
我同阿公都係同病相憐…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgVJxvopGW
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmsEdbSBnn
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SaJQfKbYm
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1i80D87XhL
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZHctKvL620
「井底之蛙？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0AZaQhcNS
佢行咗埋嚟…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt92VHsmrVW
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADG8s3j56v
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nxClaACIk
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlTEdEzQNM
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OwehF7wdG
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLUgjOp35e
「咪住！」我大嗌。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifQBhe42uc
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRUWXCxlHx
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDs2UFpGP1r
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPIRrtweAv
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbq8D2JC6eM
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZBkLlTCBP
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「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYil18Bgr9G
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJ2gOzzcIP
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJ9NP3Wl1G
「死喇，冇利是封添。」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnL14MV75JD
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUr4GVgH7JJ
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLqPkvkApo
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGHoBx5zD6
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVqRMcaFnk
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhxfNNn5Sh
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0wuTmGGV4
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscdpsTepzp
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(怕只怕 ~ 淚水輕輕的滑落 ~)864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdc8BOEfkcs
(願心中永遠留著我的笑容 ~)864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWP6J4yGhZ
(伴你走過每一個春夏秋冬 ~)864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZOQnnMfpn
我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lKGBaLTy4
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(傷離別 ~ 離別雖然在眼前 ~)864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42wmkFVmHb
(說再見 ~ 再見不會太遙遠 ~)864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFinNDYcMOS
(若有緣 ~ 有緣就能期待明天 ~)864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2NKyk630H
(你和我重逢在燦爛的季節 ~)864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIR8AyXzLP
「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LGJ7PiAbX
(待續)864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZO0Jf1tEAZ
下集預告︰864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRih0z6yfwj
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmsyYaM5HR
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。864Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZZpH8oXQj
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