第092集 ~ 明︰踢波D嘢留返得閒再講啦，我呢邊有要事要處理…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHC94eesPL
如題，我呢集真係唔得閒追返個時間線去阿輝嗰邊，因為我有重要事要做啊！848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KALJrNYvP
我自己嘅上集講到「喪狗」個死仔又幾鬼叻噃…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplPaBxmXiF
解通咗個密碼，仲帶我哋去「沙婆婆」屋企度搵出口添。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgob3zaduZE
好在，我都唔輸蝕，好快咁喺「沙婆婆」屋企搵到個出口…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpg8bnPa1U
不過，當然係我「賢內在」小倩佢幫我手搵啦。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eFBKlbaTX
我哋好快咁就離開咗呢個鬼地方，仲好快咁就上咗返酒店嘅地鐵…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXC6hVgeLV
我之前都講過啦，我其實真係好擔心我阿公家嘛…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ097L1efhFc
我睇一睇個錶，好在，而家先大約十一點，應該趕得切。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQypyKJngp
「阿公，一陣乖乖地啊，快D同我去投胎，知唔知啊？」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnRvqWkU81
「點解好似你先係我阿公咁嘅？」阿公回應我。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NLaAUjnDs
「家明公公呀，我哋會陪你去嫁。」小倩佢好溫柔咁講。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQwaXQTRkl
「咦，人哋唔想走啊！人間咁好玩，一陣我投胎，閻羅王話我衰鹹濕，要我下世做雞咪大鑊。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomhpEqwq5I
「放心啦！你唔會係雞，你肯定係萬能插蘇，前後左右都俾人插！」我頂佢唔順，所以出口都串串地。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNXLk1vXYs
「衰仔！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXDtkLmgbw
「哎吔！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlgNaMT3vC
被佢打咗吓個頭添，但係…唔知點解覺得好親切，好開心。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqk1VAkLfOo
「家明公公呀，你唔好扭計啦，你咁錫家明，係個好公公嚟，你一定可以繼續做人嫁。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4BDZARGwT
「孫新袍仔，你真係氹死人嫁，不過你唔使咁叫我啦，你直接跟明仔佢叫我做公公啦。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WXr2XCH7S
唔經唔覺，呢幾日大家都真係成長得好快，就連小倩佢都講嘢有晒尾音喇。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EwaT6HvDL
阿公之後摸摸小倩個頭，但係個樣就好似仲有D心事咁…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOIhogGS8N
所以我又忍唔到口問多佢一問…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvr1l1a2Kbj
「阿公呀，你做乜仲有心事咁啊？」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfCyHK8o2x
「你個衰仔，仲好講，我想飲返杯孫新袍茶都冇啊！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAELHcc4AuA
「得啦！返去酒店即刻整返杯你嘆吓！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkdoH7DQsS
「家明啊！人哋…幾時話…做你老婆仔嫁？」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJjvPFGNzo
D女人真係口是心非，都等咗我成世人啦，仲扮乜鬼嘢啫，不過女人係要氹嘅…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaM8GcFcx77
「你唔嫁俾我，我都唔會再娶嫁喇，等到你嫁俾我為止囉。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBHNbLh7XC
小倩佢紅晒個面仔，好甜好可愛啊！而阿公就…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZlHEWDOjT
「車，咁求其…但係都好嘅，起碼有得飲返吓丫。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaUZ3nSAKt
「去投胎嗰度可能要成半個鐘，你哋未必有時間飲茶。」「光管陳」突然插口。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡww7NSmbZDS
「鳳初兄啊！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnXuCkaetA
「係啊，係啊，我睇D書都好似話投胎要D時間嫁！斟茶遞水攪儀式呢D嘢可能攪唔切。」「洋腸」都插埋把口。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OlLNv0UcE
「阿龜兄！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufCW2zDi9v
阿公似乎美夢被「光管陳」同「洋腸」破滅得好嚴重，而家…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZluVTy0wG
佢個樣一片愁雲慘霧咁。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevOAxb80bb
「光管陳」見到佢咁，亦都好尷尬，好似好心做壞事咁，至於「洋腸」就…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8UIiCsjBs
依然嘻皮笑臉，喺呢個時刻，真係有D乞人憎，哈哈…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDvhaTqcC1
………848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBbF9tiMca
我哋就係咁，開開心心尷尷尬尬咁就返到去酒店。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ707mDdHc9w
一返到酒店，阿輝阿欣佢哋自己返房…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6GzjsW4au
我就同小倩﹑阿公﹑「光管陳」同「洋腸」一齊返去我房…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9JFvf7TU8
「細鬼」依然唔喺房，我哋就企晒喺房中間…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRk644SVGH
「大家準備好未？」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYKvyIOxCF
「等陣！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79sZVMvuOv
我扮衝去廁所，點解我話係扮，一陣大家就知喇…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSy2HQNDiY
「衰仔，懶人多屎尿！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMgsXf8Q30
我好快就去完出返嚟…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLUpDllaWG
「得喇！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSV80f6TmU
「衰仔，屙咩咁鬼快屙完啊？」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLduO89Ud6B
「唔係米就水嫁啦！準備好喇，出發啦，驚趕唔切啊！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3tjvcrcUB
「等等！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKa3060CqpP
「又咩啊？」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAtCv9isGh
「小倩都係鬼，洋腸又係妖，佢哋落唔落得去嫁？」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxX53bFEsZ
「呢D嘢使你諗？我一早諗好晒啦，唔使擔心嘅。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTm9gF23vw
「光管陳」幫我哋造咗少少符咒就開始作法…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsImcL96Y7
話用佢嘅方法可以快D到「出入境關口」喎。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBNRiNqj1E
我哋眼都唔使合埋啫，就無端端向下飄喇…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbMxhZL7DT
無錯，真係向下飄啊，好似搭緊(車立)咁…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jShxX7NBU
丫，唔啱，中伏喇，係過山車啊！848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFA4A4qMwt8
「哇~！丫~！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwB7cyu0k9e
………848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9JrZWubUP
我心神都未定啫，架「過山車」就停低咗…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrwGfyrTCr
「到達！仲有時間剩！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiuVCHR67m
「俾個心理準備嚟都好丫，無端端好似玩過山車咁，嚇死人啊！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSi9qkVfcWT
「衰仔，鳳初兄一早問你準備好未嫁啦，係你自己答準備好嘅。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQyJkheQRK
我嬲嬲地真係想唔俾準備好一陣要俾佢嘅嘢佢。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZgTDIbcCf
「咦，嗰個女人…」阿公突然咁講。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL91zBhn4Lt
「都投胎啦，仲諗住其他女人，你諗吓阿婆得唔得啊？」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccCdi4aIlo
「咁似你阿婆嘅！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHqOSufVcq
「阿婆！？」我另轉頭一睇，我即刻就…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65P1elElUP
喊咗出嚟，因為真係阿婆佢啊！我出發前，佢明明好地地嫁，點解…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡap1Zmm5yWN
佢見到我哋，即刻就衝埋嚟…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXOaS9e434
「老嘢，終於趕得切搵到你喇！咦，孫仔，你做乜會喺度嫁，你又死咗啊？」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5hG7T2YBk
「阿婆啊，你做乜嘢啊？唔好玩啦，你明明身體健康嫁！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfsR5VKLiY
「傻仔，阿婆幾十歲，隨時都死得啦，咁啱你上機嗰日，我掛住你噃，跟住又諗起個老嘢抱你玩噃，再跟住咪擒上樓上想攞本舊相簿睇吓囉，點鬼知跣一跣腳就跌咗落地，仲磕爆咗個頭，咁就死咗喇！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDjZCjhP7x
點解死法都要同阿公一樣，仲有…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6DMbjUgBh
「阿媽阿爸喺電話唔同我講嘅？」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzK1uxr5M8
「鬼知咩？想你玩得開心D，唔想你擔心掛。老嘢，我一落嚟就去註冊處搵你，見到你登記咗今日投胎，我使咗D錢，可以同你下世又一齊喇，哈哈！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzv87Csik7
「哈哈哈，咁咪好囉！」阿公佢把口雖然咁應，但係我睇得出佢一副「下世又係你呀？悶唔悶D啊？」嘅款。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tLK7vBMK7
「好嘢！好嘢！」連小倩佢都癲埋一份，拍晒手好開心咁，痴情嘅人都係痴埋一堆嘅，唉…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mLbYM4P0g
我同阿公都係同病相憐…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEopbQR3lia
「咦，嗰個女人…」「洋腸」突然咁講。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNnrubsT1f
「你又做咩啊？學我阿公講嘢！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zwZPnC4tb
我另轉頭一睇，我吊！848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0moMHSqia2
一隻青蛙，竟然裝扮到成個女人咁…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRw8zjCHobQ
「井底之蛙？」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdIAqNiEQR
佢行咗埋嚟…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMUtuxavOK
「咦，洋腸？過咗兩世，終於見返你喇！上一世唔小心，跳咗入女人轉世處，而家我叫井邸芝娃，混血兒嚟嫁，靚唔靚呢？官邸個邸，芝士個芝，淫娃個娃？」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYok2xZMHv
咁嘅談吐，再靚都死啦，何況佢咁嘅樣，最攞命係…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1m7jjH8nD
「好靚啊！唔知…我有冇機會同你交往呢？」「洋腸」竟然咁都講得出，唔好話識我啊！848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkF0kHpH8JB
「好喇！大波兄，係時候要入去喇，嗰邊隻出入境事務鬼催喇！」「光管陳」突然咁講。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpppDIS9icK
阿公同阿婆都想入去喇，但係…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXZuHd8TmQ
「咪住！」我大嗌。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AvgBFIJV0
「衰仔，又做乜事啊？」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFG4D1XLxw
「小倩，你跟住我做丫！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIlz6oOHiy5
我將我臨嚟呢度之前，喺廁所門口個茶几攞嘅…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPp9NXiwIcB
兩個茶包﹑兩個紙杯同一袋水喉水攞咗出嚟，之後跪低咗…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIll04TIr82
「阿公﹑阿婆，飲茶丫！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljbZ2yCwqV
…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3fHLm0AVZ
「公公﹑婆婆，請飲茶。」小倩都跟住我做。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmuBcSfimN
「衰仔，乖…乖！」阿公同阿婆都喊住口咁接過我同小倩嘅茶，亦都飲咗一啖…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgEWq8YMhs
「好甜…好甘甜啊，乖。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89gsmfWEZu
「死喇，冇利是封添。」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqps1KScgw
「我有！」「光管陳」又唔知邊度攞D利是封出嚟喇。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwViI7Ar26u
不過，冇仲好過有，阿婆佢竟然封「冥想銀行」鈔票俾我，我真係…唉…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh941jb0nJf
呢一刻，乜都算啦，總算完到佢哋心願，令佢哋笑住咁上路都好丫…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscVyt1jjq5
佢哋飲完杯茶，轉個身就上路喇…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIFzPMmz4l
唔知點解，我總係多愁善感到有D煩嘅，我耳邊又泛起一首歌喇…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhNzybiow6
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(不要問 ~ 不要說 ~ 一切盡在不言中 ~)848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0GZA6ROyq
(這一刻 ~ 偎著燭光 ~ 讓我們靜靜的渡過 ~)848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGg79Aww6pY
(莫揮手 ~ 莫回頭 ~ 當我唱起這首歌 ~)848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XSJEVrvph
(怕只怕 ~ 淚水輕輕的滑落 ~)848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2r0PoeAwW
(願心中永遠留著我的笑容 ~)848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyWHYSWxBbs
(伴你走過每一個春夏秋冬 ~)848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡve2GFoeTPQ
我哋就係咁，睇住佢哋入咗「事務處」…848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPwexbyIKz
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(傷離別 ~ 離別雖然在眼前 ~)848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWj1PjUL258
(說再見 ~ 再見不會太遙遠 ~)848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxO1f6hLAL
(若有緣 ~ 有緣就能期待明天 ~)848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQe1tMxvFm
(你和我重逢在燦爛的季節 ~)848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkO72nUaNm
「公公﹑婆婆，再見喇！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2grRBg4FsJ
(待續)848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHNO5y9Kw5
下集預告︰848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIbprxtl53
「天上地下唯我獨尊射球！」848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uvKFQL6Ey
註腳︰首離別歌係張學友嘅《祝福》。848Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYAbLzrE46
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