第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCJUxqTql4
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ82d4uynF0W
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡncY3jtCenm
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIaJBnykL5
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvjEViLLdQ
…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGvybU6lAk
「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07EX6eM3pb
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT95oEi368l
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdq7FJYmbs
但係原來…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcbvs1sg7o
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqArhZHorW
不過…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZlswU7ojN
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8T3lZOzzai
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYescyslNZ
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDXV2D8Pb4
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmKkPKpB9F
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZfwrKLXFd
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qlhlExC6q
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsz8k1h2FD
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XMh1jKvzh
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcsn4antJz
「毒河水炮！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoiKjaAGxW
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8L5gq40ck1
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSJccXSa2b
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqqXWHEAVw
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJXWGrVpjG
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWpY65gkEe
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vo9VHm3rc
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNj8w1W5baA
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPYpY3jTHF
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6szcqHltg
「衰仔，重色輕我。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaf3IoBCCk
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLk2E4NtUqm
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUCstHeLXCl
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ytyEA53pc
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCoA0TpEvw
總算頂得住…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiFWMpWe4Z
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVadJ5Ifvdb
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGtFg9HHeW
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsCriPHC76
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PsHPDro6X
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeBI87Fvja
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jXNbPfqG9
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BDyJuRQsH
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF0CkFFfeVq
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllsnlFAN3A
「冥河鬼爪~！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84mFgGYJKr
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyNxzggadO
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiviWVBEyn7
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2QrmI26wr
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbTsVnHLvi
之後佢雙手合拾…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17nouc0eHI
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2f2ZrseZr
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQh2KDA26s
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjY9IROSdj
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1kH71oQYwl
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmInk9B1vz
…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGp8GkteqP
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LJCZRN2E6
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqIt3gHOCZ
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAgheryOly
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5t9gdGtaCm
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYO4pfRN96
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpGmlwa6Vi
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMM2cUj6ML
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCl9nvxIvf
攪到呢招成個食物咁。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ytzq30hUA
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo42iSHphIu
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30cWJZF6gX
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJPO0AB6t6
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvyDqWrLhY
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuPaG2gkzK
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3NGZ5ymnd
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmsZo75F0z
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvu08Kkb9Xh
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhguZCJgwKz
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFn6W7emgB
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHR7bL27oF
「好！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnFImm18kD
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkEA9jhzkS
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6B3BBbwDk
我想回應佢，但係突然…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxrAlA93Na
「哇~丫~！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLworBLR7mE
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvg7kBEIDgx
吞咗「春麗」！？487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvei23OhYEU
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKABVzTUrl
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BwweAOmEg
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNU7e2Gvwe
…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRCEFbvDgTA
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE501juX45B
「哇~丫~！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1niAHjsvsQ
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7pgZP9ZjH
嚇到跌咗入井…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Npc0HYejO
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AvSYMUvBw
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLaBclaU0j
(噗~！)487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ631BJO811g
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgyozUQ5Hl
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBQtQ0e0Pr
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuwIDGqfL6
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFn9PY4PPY
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblGn0HbJv9
過咗一陣…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTf2WKoqSF6
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡie7uRb6GSK
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0O1EZTNsB
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcuItKuwP1i
我真係俾佢激到想死！487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbtdxvfc0d
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRT19JlFP8
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkaKReatQC
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnDUEmbL2l
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYCC6P6w1R
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0yANonxnN
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqSQK0WH7U
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSLlqbhQTsn
我連繩頭都見唔到。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLh2h4ANrtK
「駁！長！D！啦！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFYipQRzd4
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxM5CJhP8OS
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGL6BQkkI9F
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMpuDiBowp
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxGpjg4MAF
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbNmhjaZga
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdtOiGcUhd
「你踩完未啊？」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5SLH8bVQs
我…踩完未？唔通…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDphcY87jO
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07yVV32dBK
(待續)487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwYZAKrJSb
下集預告︰487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzb3UTeaHc
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYH2Rz7Rg2
註解︰487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvsvlxR6fz
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1TubCcxjR
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOw6KH2dixz
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