第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORKgSnng5b
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5EKLCnGoq
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDj07QPGgs
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8kqH8ajim
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDHui2uJiN
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFdbXym3Gz
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzDUqCuBU3
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8VvOg7bGm
但係原來…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ikiSYzCgW
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglP8lJzjt9
不過…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CaiMUBADQ
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0HdUkmteM
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIdebUuiX7
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yNXA48GH4
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVSpwpNqBN
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhOkG2WDBf
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQ5litsIqa
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdgxFRGq6k
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Fe1qo3xSD
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EGU0QyCyp
「毒河水炮！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yjHYY5jE5
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa72UiKFgIY
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8n3qj0oqAN
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6rjZiBhSs
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoKkF1pWhUc
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjbM61mYTDf
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGlPYpDszq
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf05nw3eWd3
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVsWznSooI
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyVjvSuOeU
「衰仔，重色輕我。」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStFSb9EbPC
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbIY7SQ6FD
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdcelDIOoB
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKrtDHS4ZY
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98alK9ogpH
總算頂得住…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvF10BLhvKD
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJO9Y8XPfPX
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuq2GaRJRR2
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVg1iLtUxPo
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sMY17N8EE
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDimQiLRvfj
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYpe9PunV8
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3Rm8w7lCK
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1qAMx5rvan
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdSJCzdGy9
「冥河鬼爪~！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaDucJQtbJ
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKG5FFXIczm
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPEq3fyRuX
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DbJemuBJh
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2Gk9rjeYL
之後佢雙手合拾…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Hxpmea2ti
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2fOcSfgIc
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7TDQo7eUz
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cZS4ZQrfj
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwx3c3RexQ
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jvnyxPZwQ
…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYMOrzasUw
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP72gdNVDFz
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjKv4eaaSD
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7P7GgM4PBi
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oeddma41q
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDXEqzzqwI
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUkgUY5CL8
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTtn5gGTpW
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0KqKO0qB4
攪到呢招成個食物咁。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9feqCMInc
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPzQdj5NW6
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXnTpc1q3f
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wLQMXccXA
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyXZrzaQDR
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl02gsUqJCU
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyieZpdvayx
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkmcHTrvOo
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZfsfXamdy
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVHGm9OovV
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MEALJsNOg
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgl48Qk402
「好！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPa5GRZgbo
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBtWiXGpw9
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxTDSW6Wrf
我想回應佢，但係突然…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorYerMK9vZ
「哇~丫~！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhl9Svx9wmS
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopmwPJOsHh
吞咗「春麗」！？673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCjYvx2MLx
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡol8VwG6X3a
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sRUOmBATz
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhgvLGedjz
…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfUQxJR0ge
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡODXG0krIRo
「哇~丫~！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluV7CZG3Cs
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1O1fcb4oI
嚇到跌咗入井…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84GSODXwxe
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTU4GHpzGAp
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZX5r8ZDQpf
(噗~！)673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEg05kawwS
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQymCCknLtU
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjuO1062tQ
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVH27ipkEN
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWuNaVLS4Q
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHlNRPmWcU
過咗一陣…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFO5dOODVGS
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOnxBXDIkP
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4nGRcdtrF
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0HxQ0Nt2T
我真係俾佢激到想死！673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsB9u2dGWfX
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlCXMU9qgQ
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07ygXVrUmy
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtDfUDrSvm
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDbcSqB0xR
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveSTGOtfLr
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLKr4CpeYl
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblS0tFCcYA
我連繩頭都見唔到。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMPmnnDbZD
「駁！長！D！啦！」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJc1shu6pdN
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPzYrgOwwi
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJMrV6cD9G
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdZGxjM6xi
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFIbtFL8TY
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJre9ixb6s
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1b5j8XSzz
「你踩完未啊？」673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQekCU459f9
我…踩完未？唔通…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YQst5Wh09
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInua6VnPNB
(待續)673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxevyXqYFG9
下集預告︰673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjZXK3anF5
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujXM9EpTtD
註解︰673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZoEavVbdj
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorjdLb7LpP
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手673Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiiTwjyD3o
然後按「加至主畫面」