第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7YJboJtN4
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhX4m6dx5vq
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzI523vilU
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXxRZG0VwI
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IgezB7HZQ
…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmdYP7Hwap
「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wXTZZPQsA
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwDGYBBzaA
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5wBNciSp9
但係原來…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAA7zvYm0K
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TyiNq99uU
不過…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YzyP24Swb
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAPFd0Rfpr
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHjilw6qMi
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEhpG7oxyZ
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gAS9SKmU2
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRANok5NF0n
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5St4LgWNBg
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJPdHMVWKK
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKexXezv42P
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mGrtMzU4k
「毒河水炮！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jbV6j0NbT
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MTC1Go7gp
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9zVF8OOrne
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡScO9QyXu9z
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDanGidtKou
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCqJrf3JkY
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSWdJHvtFI
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pGLBRudEc
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJmFM9IJoT
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkuSf1nJ2M
「衰仔，重色輕我。」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QhzrRP7re
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOtZ1CjX8P
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1xBH3dTad
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpdkusTGLn
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9h8NVC3PHV
總算頂得住…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJh1zMQ6MHu
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVht9ozTp8
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8J4Ms5SSk
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmKKsaiChh
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtutcUSma5c
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsMmbweBzx
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkg0zfS6ZNr
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkBnlgTmnq
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDYQHsM3pz
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlcsSdr3jS
「冥河鬼爪~！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDL16ttHpl
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAHRZU63uP
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVP1sTT2sJ4
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QbCxyrfQN
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxcK38yv35y
之後佢雙手合拾…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHWh2bK0k6
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuBxluuDWvb
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwA8ozfdhYm
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QrwRfWDW0
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7bBjPwbL0
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSEhagLriA
…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBBMleTmVm
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYbAkclZr7
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8uu9JqZve
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjBAVjnzNA
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc515Qm8tM6
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChFS5CuXp8
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxCpRQRxAI
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4crl1A5kNz
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEjP80iSGjT
攪到呢招成個食物咁。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfqzxz8JPQ
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIaw1d9Dnr8
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9e24Mg2gR
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6loosyUzOq
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuco3ijEMG
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDt0upHgGd6
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISNX3wlfej
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8ry2mH5EY
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwH8s2vV4O6
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3H6EcEhzIj
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHdSilCrhu
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwMEV1Mxz4
「好！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAQG7Yyk9l
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMDZVKkI23
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlMpbL77NV
我想回應佢，但係突然…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZL71NkSh3E
「哇~丫~！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGzknFLUJS
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnNAwitIz2
吞咗「春麗」！？718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ45mBA5ROm
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvMGHwmeTD
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHOW2VLUeb
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmPEz4iPa5
…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmNg5Cxlqa
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZy0C6POy9
「哇~丫~！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBhdG7IFDa
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0Y3tgV2qD
嚇到跌咗入井…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATgtHdiK1Q
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLk95SlkF9
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9qhTmo6l7
(噗~！)718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMzzlKzCCh
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0M79c69cgp
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvfofqpB9W
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7FS3ItBPm
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9y1ZTfowIL
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWBntndeck
過咗一陣…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsdl3m5MnF
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLmGRygfR1
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3HK1zT6Hy
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwj0InZJH5
我真係俾佢激到想死！718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsx5REELO2p
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1oHmjlfJV
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKlqD3DuhV
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsvC6S6MGt
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJJ6nG36yX
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8OZaNKM85
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoL3BZNetR
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHz3FgCLRj
我連繩頭都見唔到。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQUEINpUkY
「駁！長！D！啦！」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqB900M2jQ
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyOasGKK6G
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbvkejUhoW
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxKqymtbz4
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlpEZHFGjq
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8flmWDO8gp
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJA5dcNbSar
「你踩完未啊？」718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLxUPvXRBB
我…踩完未？唔通…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZw959hqAqh
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ch9ZyFNhG
(待續)718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSFAr10x3Q
下集預告︰718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbvFRgs3SD
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3caMYzVFu
註解︰718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQLyarV5Vh
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsoI3CRJYn
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手718Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcSbTBFbru
然後按「加至主畫面」