第083集 ~ 明︰而我就…睇「春麗」打「河童」，仲唔小心跌咗入井…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTSAKSBZbq
阿輝，咪淨係掛住自己啊，記得保護阿欣啊！749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4xzIRWOGt
呢！你睇吓，阿欣嗌喇！749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlg8eO8PXNE
我遠水不能救近火啊，而近火又不能由我嚟救噃…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkZHf5iU86
我淨係想唱情歌俾小倩聽啫，點知隻「壞蛋河童」條木契又要走出嚟攪事。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74gG9cSEE3
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「光管陳」嚟到，兩句唔埋就請神上身喇！好在佢嚟到幫拖啫。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRs2tuzXuK
「…急急如律令，請媽祖顯靈，上徒兒我身，收服呢隻河中惡妖！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHi6JGQj1N
我開頭以為「媽祖」肯定係大龍鳳嚟，會好似做大戲咁，成身鈴鈴鐺鐺…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lOGitovhq
但係原來…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAX3vUKhJDT
佢成個「春麗」咁款，仲要似足全盛時期「彊屍先生」嘅「李賽鳳」咁鬼靚…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH69hAGpmZh
不過…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAh5Om6sRj
我一諗到佢本來係「光管陳」嚟，我就想嘔喇！749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuD03WTToaG
都係睇返我小倩好，我見「壞蛋河童」似乎俾「春麗」吸引住…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHUhN5eq1j
我乘機就用「九字護身法」包住舊喺地下執返嚟嘅石頭掟過去…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJk32JZn9s
順便一個箭步衝前，一個嚟手拉返小倩埋我身邊…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpCskRCExl
「家明！」小倩一副感激流涕嘅款，真係我見猶憐…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnsUHlaz5S
「佢就係我孫新袍呀？個樣又幾標緻噃。」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3kddCj3n1
「我頂你個制！頭先又唔出嚟幫拖，而家又彈出嚟做電燈膽，我想乘機鍚啖小倩家嘛！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWws0rBzum
(茱~！) 小倩佢竟然…襯我發緊阿公脾氣嘅時候鍚咗我一啖。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9ssh3hurS
我霎時間，開心到面都紅晒…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAfPBYjI2L
「毒河水炮！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDTbzF7IQE
「壞蛋河童」嗌完我先記得原來佢同「春麗」打緊…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoiYeHkqwi
似乎呢個時候唔係咁啱講兒女私情住，但係…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JR1V1dd5N
「家明，你頭先冇受傷丫嘛？不如我哋行埋一邊先丫。」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgICm56k4JV
小倩一把咁溫柔嘅聲又將我喺精彩嘅戰場上拉走咗…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXiAtOiiR7
我同小倩坐咗喺石井嘅壆上面，食住花生睇「春麗」打「河童」…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4TnszUd5I
「喂，俾多幾粒嚟丫！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPxmmXI0M4
「你又唔過去幫拖，又阻住我同小倩二人世界，仲想食花生！？」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYKkI9HeqI
「你估我唔想幫咩？我夠鬼人哋打呀？你條衰仔，仲好講，頭先淨係喺度唱歌，我見情況唔妥，走返轉頭去搵鳳初兄嚟幫手咋，好在中途就見到佢，唔係你而家仲咁安樂喺度食花生睇戲呀？」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOUV19zr1C
「咁好啦，花生俾晒你啦，你行埋一邊慢慢食，唔好阻住晒。」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsR8bTAcFwH
「衰仔，重色輕我。」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1XzDx8OgD
大家都唔好理阿公住喇，睇返「春麗」先…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFGrQVzZXO
「壞蛋河童」招「毒河水炮」似乎D水力好勁…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoN0snmLHhF
但係「春麗」一吓跳起就避開咗，仲一落返地就嚟招「倒掛旋風蹆」…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WlTN9GWQW
而「壞蛋河童」就一直向後退，退得幾步，後面冇路，唯有用雙手硬擋…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLIcnPKvT4
總算頂得住…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJ3pd1yRBX
之後佢不甘示弱，即刻就舉起右手大嗌︰—749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwFKIAIj5D
「地獄冥河~！」佢有種「大地在我腳下」嘅氣勢。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4KTJcLgftR
呢招奇特之處喺將成條「桂家村」嘅大街變成一條黑色嘅河…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQeX9GKW2Ql
好在，水位未到我哋坐緊嘅石井高度。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZXacMiLKL
「嘻嘻嘻，而家呢度就係我嘅主場，睇你個「媽祖」仲可以點對付我？」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2ZXigx5hP
「睇你個媽祖」呢句好似鬧緊「光管陳」老母咁，估唔到妖怪都識語言藝術。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7blxMzy7Tq
「春麗」佢始終都係水神，總算可以企喺河面，但係…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rKUzlRmyr
明顯「壞蛋河童」更加輕鬆…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XWDewll4g
而家成個場景都黑黑紅紅紫紫咁，點睇都真係覺得對壞人有利…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL12Ie5wwid
「冥河鬼爪~！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynbZQ3NnYo
「壞蛋河童」嗌完之後，「冥河」裡面就隊咗幾十隻鬼爪出嚟…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6Cf9OuDi1
仲想攻擊「春麗」啊！749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrTs3MfCti
「鳳凰百裂腿~！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3fzNByPIf
「春麗」總算可以一腳踢走一爪…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jCe8BjTQe
之後佢雙手合拾…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwMDWAjNnv
「你條冥河D水太淡喇，睇我將佢整鹹啦！大海汪洋，賜我力量，天從臨海~！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLq5MZ5WSZT
天上面突然眨眼間嚟咗一大堆發亮嘅海水，仲…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAwIArTand
我頂佢個肺丫，兜頭淋落嚟，整濕晒我同小倩…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFNTmb6x4R
咦，我望一望一身濕晒嘅小倩，又好似…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLZwYRZbVzR
唔頂住好D噃，攪到我對眼都嚟唔開小倩添。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyHQQBU2FN
…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OebhfM1iN
「哈哈哈，你以為有用咩？地獄冥河係無底深潭，加上係完整實在嘅，而你呢度只係得部份海水，根本冇可能將佢填滿！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1y31D0Hci
乜話！？原來「春麗」呢招完全起唔到作用！？749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7KgyD5bsa
「冥河鬼爪就好似一個開關制咁，開啟之後鬼爪會一直不斷走出嚟拉你落去，我就睇你頂得幾耐！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlxtRO4lKv
「哼，刁蟲小技，天從臨海護我腳下！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL39AS766uc
海水冇再刻意覆蓋「冥河」…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTN7NFHZT61
反而係喺「春麗」腳下做成一個海水屏障防止鬼爪嘅攻擊…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjSPdHaTN8
「到我喇喎，水轉鳳凰捲~！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflImJLGapW
我有D鄙視呢一招，因為明明就係水龍捲，但係佢就死唔肯用個龍字…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxr04L5HpE
攪到呢招成個食物咁。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3q2gxXAtAf
個「水龍捲」射向「河童」，又估唔到幾大力噃…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIviprcTHdz
射到「河童」一仆一碌咁，佢而家個死人樣勁唔忿氣…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ2oXkuPMlF
一對射喱眼紅到出血咁款啤住「春麗」…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt54T1RRjZQ
「睇嚟我要用真身喇！冥河水鬼，魂歸吾身，怨氣積聚，邪體現形！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9NpEuagtw
佢一嗌完，一大堆鬼魂就喺「冥河」裡面洩出嚟，好快咁走晒入去佢身體度…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVe8LnFTKcc
邪氣一直積聚，佢個身形就越嚟越大，個死人樣就越嚟越衰…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISvk5q1Kvi
而家成隻巨型鱷魚咁，但係手腳較長…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWEX96bX6N1
而家佢…最少有成個大貨櫃咁大隻…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSr7kfxVfg
佢之後一吓就跳咗入「冥河」，濺起嘅水花裡面都有靈魂同鬼爪走出嚟…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsvIaoCeSf
好在，「春麗」幾吓手刀就擋晒。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcN4Bb3TIxe
「大波兄，睇住阿明同你孫新袍！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO1HFX6nP8u
「好！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyO4B9wthx4
「孫新袍！？」小倩佢面都紅晒咁俟埋我度，感覺又真係幾唔錯噃。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkpyW3Y98Q
「衰仔，咪淨係掛住爽啦，睇住自己同我孫新袍啊！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBE2ZhfdbuC
我想回應佢，但係突然…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJMDHrHsVI
「哇~丫~！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrayOypuPE
「水怪」突然喺「冥河」衝咗出嚟，仲…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXBy2NKxzr
吞咗「春麗」！？749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikNpObKujG
唔係咁大鑊呀？冇戲做喇？唯一救星都死埋？唔係咁化學呀？749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Iw0ZcIfu0
「水怪」吞咗「春麗」之後就跌返落水，而我哋兩男一女就四周圍望…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiAGDQWQZyW
好緊張咁搵「春麗」。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9NKWNKIjk
…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx90m5TBQ5I
已經成十幾秒喇，「春麗」，唔係，「光管陳」真係上唔返嚟？749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6IdJgZHUv
「哇~丫~！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mcVrnqYqM
「丫！」「水怪」又再衝咗上嚟，仲將我…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ACIYozOfQ
嚇到跌咗入井…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbblMhhYEaj
「阿~ 公~ 幫~ 我~ 保~ 護~ 小~ 倩~ 啊~！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrFFPaZcVZ
我就一直跌落井底，淨係跌嘅過程都有成分鐘，可想而知個井有幾深…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNAm2RtJdI
(噗~！)749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC160uR6zGo
「丫！」咦，嘩，咁高跌落嚟都冇事嘅！？749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZX2oruFhD
井底有D水，但係下面有D淋淋地嘅嘢，個井口唔係好闊…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvs3MyYRld3
我打橫伸盡隻手差D都點到牆，但係…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1gcWRIbBQ
D水好臭吓，不過我冇理太多，因為依然擔心上面嘅情況…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2Qx8IOSON
「阿公！小倩！聽唔聽到啊？」我向上大嗌。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfTxwzqgYM
過咗一陣…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIo1FzB1pVw
「喂！聽到！你冇事丫嘛？」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZLBUolemL
「聽到！但係回音好勁，你講慢D丫！」我回應。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwQdxDPvIw
「講咩啊？你講慢D丫！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgnzMoWiuw
我真係俾佢激到想死！749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8NzpZ1YQV
「我！問！光！管！陳！點！啊？」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVAQ3FgdvRG
「你講嘢一舊舊！我聽唔到你講乜啊！總之鳳初兄頭先用把金劍隊爆咗隻水怪喇！而家我哋都安全！不過鳳初兄就受咗D傷！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZqcWlV5VM
安全就好，唔想再回應佢喇。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYSTCVlQIo
睇嚟「光管陳」又係用「擘天式」兜底插爆咗隻「水怪」…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lMiRtzMFd
嘩，呢次喺體內插，肯定超痛。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLOJ7UyWbN
「咁！快！D！救！我！啦！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaJ2aP9TYn
「你喺好深呀？我睇你唔到！條繩夠唔夠長啊？」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OpAZx8v4M
我連繩頭都見唔到。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnpIVjQOYk
「駁！長！D！啦！」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1y47uTwOz3
「我連我全身最長嘅體位都用埋喇！真係唔夠長呀？」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqQBLIxGPI
佢咁講完，我真係即使見到條繩都唔想揸埋去…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTb5HTlmgaW
唯有自己死死地氣搵吓其他方法啦…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgzTFCPK16Y
「你嗌完未啊？」井底呢度突然有把人聲。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4CmbrB67f
真係嚇咗我一跳，但係…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPBaA9VINh
相對咁諗，咪即係有人喺度囉，咁返上去就有望喇。749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNj9Pu5FxQ
「你踩完未啊？」749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfOydy1ZGn
我…踩完未？唔通…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFox3rZTLUW
黑色嘅井水裡面突然隊咗對極唔友善嘅眼出嚟啤住咗我…749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvqvSIZU45
(待續)749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzv3XNPrRYV
下集預告︰749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TiKZz0VPy
但係…我最鍾意就係食靚女嫁喇！哇！749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyJOrsx4UH
註解︰749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAYQjTnHqj
(1) 木契—睇唔起人或者鄙視人嗰陣鬧人用嘅749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHO72oplup
(2) 嚟手—順手或者反手749Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtuLbGhsts
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