第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGTFfHQQ4K
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXHc1njKdCE
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqNk5nkzhD
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE82X0wSzyf
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObl6aNF0aS
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjDvTRLF3i
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYBzotr0Es
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMVEaw3dqX
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFsdj8b4YX
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPjoms0I0w
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORnOJ1MAEQ
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qY59Sdymu
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpVuFXtKUH
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPQomh1wTF
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5GL7TFSM3
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGua2GDh7tu
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsILsxnq5x
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJc1dk6QpEL
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklxnOM0TLu
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjNtp29GmY
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74crOiPWxl
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggAhmVcEaZ
………826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8ecYRRZ02
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUsBu23Bod
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKTAWGRRBc
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCI3SFWitf7
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnX6D3XW9H
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjARGkUUE7C
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFZ77eeyNZ
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDYPrYAzup
…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ08Nc9CZBR
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoc9wInHmL
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUd3o5CRiL
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVgfbd15mo
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8BizS7721
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrcvGXl6N2
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx33r3OJgj1
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipeAzg0yqI
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3U3KsPDaxM
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcPleOxeNs
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8ZD6RH6Wl
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslVpaTPDAc
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvm8RazBSy
……826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Y2TJLUQki
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmPqsutEf0m
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvsa4h2a1q
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNjBeYQgw1
………826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1dfB4mRJ0
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1lcs74cf7
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyl9gbCwT9
…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPXTEIf6jF
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WKLTQGcAZ
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFqtS93XAd
妖魔鬼怪啊！826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1gAnbjmoj
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTghSdKXpR
感覺的確好奇異。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKn0xeLK0e
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2s53dcdkVS
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuwGMnYrUB
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7qpfAgJ1a
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX2GjgQmuDz
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicc8N1l0MO
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAO0KOOpMX
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpHSQE9mhcW
(啪~！)826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMyN5naBSS
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMdpZslIiM
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXj9kf2RVtT
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvyDmqd8nB
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxvpGtPSp9
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtICSoAyMH3
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvU2S36i8QT
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFthlDjsRIh
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbarUqURZcb
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8GF3J1dQd
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BlyekJC2F
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hDAkqDk4S
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIwi7HdTYZ
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0FOd1OBVs
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVltiqZ8YPe
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQ3clu9Z99
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLc0Xf2HSr
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGnc0XV3PT
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8EAwnwOF7
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIjtZXQiGe
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLU0D4Ivzry
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdb0Z5z2Unw
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVJofitEIR
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTMlW9i68q
我哋就得返兩個。826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPW1wDGuOd6
「結好網喇！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCeBcuRfRR
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQBbpQm1OR
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOGrqAzcVC
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4iBBzeMOs
(待續)826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNyVuNRXYN
下集預告︰826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0TuubOQam
巨型白獅！？826Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYOoP0hgoW
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