第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9x2loMPC6R
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJrKVALVVf
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBbm5qvenZ
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQsgOP5JqE
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIRjwNKEQu
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PzQCZvdu6
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheRoykca0S
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCbvxq9DQ4
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAC6uTKaFdf
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ASir7Ie64
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyvBNbh20J
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvGN2iDIWl
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡao2H6DhAXi
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsdilZKC5H
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IeXXduRpP
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCGl4YLSXC
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCbaeeZlm1
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdDXasZx0R
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunS1CQev5W
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKj1fLrbHD
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosF5xyFL6B
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEROtRo48q
………792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnbVyRG6Hc
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwxoDMmRb8
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡif8hI4MxEU
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EXhvrkvZw
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhM6hpS8Yl
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5p46SaYuat
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgwNVHuxm8
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBCjxUwMs8
…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcAwGj27J5
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aQfA2mZIn
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSa7r4MaSVn
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotLfCo1pRg
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshKGDAMfH7
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJ2yABQml8
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQQEoBtAf8
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCQu85mPvK
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFSsAsjqhN
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEF5yklCzt
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFr1mpCsh67
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJHDta75RD
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4W0NsHUPY
……792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgQhoNtaGk
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvuHmsvJIs
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5zWSq643h
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4OujIQd7F
………792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0SRgSIw65
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfrhydqdKF
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Vx3jZJ2ou
…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtOGH46jqe
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SMe8TtMML
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHR7xiC9NkR
妖魔鬼怪啊！792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjFDiQrWyL
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZa8EVkec0d
感覺的確好奇異。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0bf8Cdfzt
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcd3GuzvgZg
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwuWm82OwX
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1ZGZE9d2z
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WueWvM1nN
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gWxxlAnBI
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuhxcYCJ3h
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vY4IQQnW8
(啪~！)792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVSDY5fmw6
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqfNcZQkyX
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWei19MrvRB
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTZXBMNRUi
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSolm2G2Kmy
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4yOL7lxB2
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzSqcOF2LL
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUiU7aJffJ
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuHQCr4Fmc
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8y3tTOFQJ
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNU039qdGCQ
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoRH6hoE9C
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡea0d78ktb3
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NkMZQtSYn
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpm1dTjVCH
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3KuyGfRyK
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCHrdvhf0t
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWF26vdY8un
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbG7AcqRXGq
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXY0vU94VZ
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXRFFniiGW
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSxhSNVVGf
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsfbYKMx7D
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlINjbxmXHs
我哋就得返兩個。792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVdxWQoqHt
「結好網喇！」792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQIHLvhoB8
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiw16S0z9dD
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAk4tLPwNbx
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2Jn0jSy0I
(待續)792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04wR3ek6X7
下集預告︰792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRTQF0q5XbX
巨型白獅！？792Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIqMZ9Z23G
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