第081集 ~ 欣︰個菜單咁怪嘅…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYj8tpQzXu
根據「圍雞百科全書」，「媽祖」係海神嚟，喺江戶時代之前已經嚟過日本…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSY0BdoqZq
長崎縣、青森縣、橫濱等嘅地方都有「媽祖」嘅廟。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7K16FxZWKC
日本人叫佢做「天妃」，仲將佢同日本傳統神道結合…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5YABIW58T
建造「天妃神社」方便供奉佢。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4hF1lb4ey
而「河童」就係天神委派落嚟嘅使者，雖然外表醜樣…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzUSWBDR8J
但係法力無邊，屬於半神妖怪。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVk01lyfBah
咩係「圍雞百科全書」！？如其名，就係一班好「雞」…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKO41u0JvOI
即係唔叻嘅人圍埋一齊，創製出嚟嘅一本百科全書…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQAoy0W39U
正所謂「三個臭皮匠勝過一個諸葛亮」丫嘛。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fdSYNaVEc
所以，陳老師請「媽祖」上身大戰「河童」絕對就係一場水系大戰。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqzikLH8dw
大戰嗰邊都留返俾現場嘅阿明講啦，我就講返我自己呢邊先。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFXEmFl6Vx
我睇睇電話，原來「先生」一早發咗個短訊俾我。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hHnTOAHW7
「飛機延誤，可能今日都嚟唔切，萬事小心，要等我啊！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLAxonuHZy
冇辦法啦，不過有陳老師喺度，應該夠力保護我哋呱。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeH90NgGL6
「男仔嚟架？做乜俾個咁嘅短訊你啊？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOLMngmpjT
輝輝佢呷醋喎，我梗係打蛇隨棍上啦。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyI8G7D1q6j
「嘻嘻，你呷醋呀？係啊，佢對我好好嫁，你小心D佢氹走我添啊。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQSzeRBfUR
「係啊，我呷醋啊，唔好啦，唔好俾佢氹走啦。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7X2TBkO1Xp
佢仲咋晒嬌咁搖我隻手。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOf9PU2FNgw
「好啦，睇吓你對我好唔好啦。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6SYlMC1z8
之後，我哋食完嘢，淨返七個人就一齊出發。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CiBYortlB
………746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzA2n2aiLtt
嚟到呢度，覺得好怪，究竟呢度係遊戲機舖，定係寺院呢？咁多憎人嘅？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4EphU9mUF
我都未知佢哋下一步係點，又唔知佢哋幾時先去搵「千年石妖」…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANrOeVPKwz
更加唔知點解要嚟呢度。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoWRNNN5tV
我就係咁，俟住輝輝咁望來望去，連佢哋講過乜我都唔知。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0S3D03mhP
突然，家姐想扯我入去一個房度…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjWXuu239O
「唔好，聽你哋之前所講，裡面有條空間隧道，淨係佢哋兩個入去太危險，就喺度等齊人先啦。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9H5kirAEke
陳老師咁講，所以家姐都停咗落嚟，我哋就係喺度繼續唔知等乜。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAakXkJQpqw
…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5QVyI3K9h
「咦，你哋都嚟到喇，咁多人嘅？我以為得你兩個添。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECTdyQnNYK
一位老人家同一個又高又肥嘅僧人行緊埋我哋度…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUI9FqvKc88
唔通佢哋就係輝輝之前所講嘅高人！？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqceGUkvqj3
睇嚟似喇，原來係要等佢哋，班僧人原來都係佢哋同伴嚟。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WIOzKL8GU
我哋齊人喇，正式出發！但係…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqE9DdBEAY
入到個房度，竟然有個女仔換緊衫，我咪即刻…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd671S299ab
「輝輝，唔准睇啊！」噤住輝輝對眼囉。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPkanVhp4v
個「肥高人」仲突然打暈咗個女仔，真係嚇死我啊！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqm4vG6bJx
其實我知佢係「虫節大師」，不過覺得叫佢「肥高人」得意D。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6duBuzGUeK
原來佢冇嘢嘅，只係將個女仔放埋一邊。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEsqIFmT4V
我哋就喺度，跟住老人家，即係「星」老前輩啊，一齊準備進入一條空間隧道。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYjHXpMSDW
輝輝叫我合埋眼，我咪跟住做囉。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVmpBBAVIs
……746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LKPrRpqpR
耳邊突然傳嚟「呼呼~」兩聲，我一開眼，就已經到咗一個黑媽媽嘅地方…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwRNiOlLXI
仲好大霧添，睇嚟呢度似係「迷霧森林」喇。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9ibWD2wxd
「呢度就係「迷霧森林」喇？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZzqTnR1nV
………746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYdGTabPga
之後，跟住「肥高人」嘅僧人都留晒喺度，話要結「風雷天網」喎…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRE6fpn76dW
我哋就九個人一齊落去山坡。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCIgjOOUJc
…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4PiPV63Hs
輝輝佢扶住我摸黑慢慢咁行落山，感覺又好似幾浪漫噃，嘻嘻。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NPtaN9Etk
嚟到山坡下面，雖然大霧，但係明顯前面有一大堆…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoiboUAZYm
妖魔鬼怪啊！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQHU2Upqh4
個場面好詭異恐怖，就連燈光都係由一大堆凌空飛起嘅白色紙燈籠發出嚟…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCBuRU3kLI
感覺的確好奇異。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKi9pTtU0S
呢度大約係十張檯乘廿張檯咁擺放，形成一個長方形…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMr68dYkyp
大約有千幾隻妖魔鬼怪同幾百個人類。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGXeoXiYXS
唔知點解，我突然諗到，好似尋晚咁，人哋D妖怪可能只係想開心吓啫…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4a0LQ4ld9
其實我哋係咪反而唔應該騷擾人哋呢？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaUG5YQGrq
所以我篤一篤「肥高人」就問︰—746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XAJVsH4Om
「前輩，如果D妖怪冇做壞事，我哋係咪唔應該騷擾人哋啊？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLChvXP1E7
佢諗咗一諗，之後冇回答我，仲四圍望，之後…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVT7V476lgX
(啪~！)746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatOaPPyzLY
佢一吓打暈咗隻小妖怪，仲攞咗個菜單嚟俾我睇，我打開一睇…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBI0WDJIzje
係一個有多種語文嘅菜單，所以我選擇先睇中文。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5QHzv3FTl
"刁民內臟拼盤﹑清蒸百姓五官﹑人心清燉狗肺﹑屍油爆跪人皮﹑百福伴活人蹄…"746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nPcmXKKuW
"肋骨碎頭髮卷﹑人紅大長壽麵﹑童子童女壽桃﹑千孔蓮蓬乳頭﹑人頭盛鮮果盤。"746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6eTHYpYBR
「你諗吓佢哋捉幾多活人先可以做呢一餐？咁仲算唔算壞事做盡啊？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyKsfrdWO2
「但係…人夠食其他動物啦…」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouS5quejv0
「Mmm…或者咁睇啦，你見到嘛，菜單有狗肺，人都唔會食啦，個「百福」又係講緊一百種唔同動物嘅腹，你話佢哋幾咁暴殄天物呢？」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmJOTMsjoS
佢答咗好似冇答一樣，不過，我覺得佢哋連小朋友同狗仔都濫殺…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3Qs5sWCpQ
肯定就唔會係好妖，所以我冇再問落去。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj97kuP2hby
我再睇一睇菜單，發覺佢哋將「拼盤」譯做「PING PONG」…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ519BuoKKws
「百姓」譯做「HUNDRED LAST NAME」，「屍油」譯做「C OIL」…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhHPJhIfus
至於「百福」個「福」字就唔使講啦，佢咁譯法我都已經有殺人嘅衝動…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJ8wFExW6M
所以呢次行動我變得十分支持…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPDZvJwF5B
「咦，阿明呢？」陳老師突然問。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUstjuwtWz
原來阿明一個人偷偷地行開咗。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdE3n8lRbw5
「個死仔真係壞大事嘅，呢度希望兩位前輩睇住先啦，我要去睇睇佢個衰仔。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaxfamItK1
陳老師講完就走咗去搵阿明。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRnwoYb6Ndr
「唔緊要，我哋依家睇定D先，俾D時間我D徒孫結好個網。」「老人家」講。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51d2TyecME
「呢度班妖怪好多都係被逼嚟啫，一陣打起上嚟，我估只有…」「肥高人」講。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDYs0h5M6z
「有邊D會出手嫁？講嚟聽吓！」「袋袋」插口問，家姐就及晒頭咁。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1j9yloWHkv
「左邊手一身道袍嘅鬍鬚佬，佢係「西斜」余二十，同檯嗰個又肥又矮嘅大冬瓜，佢係「南轅」袁丰田，大台上面呢度睇得唔係咁清楚嘅「千年石妖」，幫佢手製造「迷霧森林」嘅四隻妖怪，製造森林嘅「毒藤女妖」﹑營造環境嘅「迷霧天魔」﹑建造居室嘅「草帽呼子」同維護秩序嘅骷髏鬼阿頭「百刀鬼吼」，最少都有呢七隻嘢要打，仲有嗰一大堆人類跟班。」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2Ym0EBT8v
我望吓大家嘅神情，似乎都冇晒信心咁。又係嘅，人哋淨係人類都成四五百人…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCHHevHkdy
我哋計埋「肥高人」嘅徒弟都係得幾十人，加上人哋高手最少有七隻…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEb0vxUTpc
我哋就得返兩個。746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInM6Mntsn6
「結好網喇！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLDidgS2ee2
天上突然嚟咗一個巨網，好似將成個宴會場所變成另一個空間咁…746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zg9ygcnYK
「哇丫~！」「依丫~！」「走呀~！」「救命呀~！」「哇~！」746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vTVsmxENR
D鬼怪都爭相走避，場面一時間真係好墟冚，好混亂啊！746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1K0s7CAQ3u
(待續)746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzq2t1L3CI
下集預告︰746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9VJORIa2U
巨型白獅！？746Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGp3XtHmMF5
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