第051集 ~ 欣︰世外高人!?瘋婦神婆!? 856Please respect copyright.PENANAU5Xg0XF3RI
「點解而家好似武俠小說咁嘅?有冇人可以話俾我聽發生咩事啊?」我問。856Please respect copyright.PENANAW26rsMiblG
「武俠鬼故Crossover,正啊!」神經女人跳住開心舞咁講。856Please respect copyright.PENANA0ALzv8FOe9
「遲D飛機大炮超人都出埋添啊!」「先生」笑住亂噏。856Please respect copyright.PENANAf8usG3p6tB
「你都陪埋個癲婆發癲啊?阿妹,你都係講返個故仔先啦。」家姐提我。856Please respect copyright.PENANAP1US0LRMOi
好,上回講到個神經女人喺房度拍住手掌咁行出嚟,佢仲笑笑口咁…856Please respect copyright.PENANA97T58VZIQt
「貓女,哈哈哈,貓女!」856Please respect copyright.PENANAC8IsxW4tMo
個神經女人點解咁好笑?唔通家姐係俾佢變成咁嘅?856Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8dGKGgcBs
我滿腦都係疑問,亦唔知問邊個好。856Please respect copyright.PENANAIXZWYHdhvy
家姐另個頭嚟見到呢個神經女人,仲好似好嬲咁,雙手嘅爪變得更尖銳更鋒利,黃色嘅貓眼睛露出兇光,一棚牙齒變得尖削而有力。856Please respect copyright.PENANAHavQWVJrpu
家姐佢「哇丫」一聲,迅速咁衝向神經女人度,速度比之嗰前隻瘋鬼醫生仲要快,唔通家姐想殺死埋呢個女人?856Please respect copyright.PENANAN0omvfXVbN
我唔想家姐再殺人啊,即使係鬼,我都唔想佢咁做,所以我…856Please respect copyright.PENANAjt8gzWO7ak
「唔好啊!」我合埋雙眼噤住對耳大嗌。856Please respect copyright.PENANAypmrV2gn8u
但係好奇怪,而家全場靜晒,冇晒聲音。856Please respect copyright.PENANAmDglL2xMEv
我慢慢開返眼,去睇吓發生咩事啦…856Please respect copyright.PENANAjT1qhP8YSz
原來,家姐已經衝咗埋去,但係,個神經女人佢…856Please respect copyright.PENANAxUmQsTI0iB
竟然用佢隻左手一手揸住咗家姐個頭,家姐博命想爪佢都爪唔到…856Please respect copyright.PENANACuxtmJjobb
(騰~!)856Please respect copyright.PENANAhq3AHnn4Rw
呢一吓令家姐震咗一吓,之後停咗落嚟,郁都郁唔到,再之後…856Please respect copyright.PENANAWjaEW12u9h
佢成個人仲不停係咁震。856Please respect copyright.PENANAFr7fCztu9a
我見到咁,我一時間真係手足無措,淨係知道家姐應該有危險,我好想去救佢…856Please respect copyright.PENANAYL3NyVVtjY
但係我手無縛雞之力,我又可以點丫?856Please respect copyright.PENANAcmZgTnpdjJ
呢個時候,我見到地上面我之前跌低嘅一道靈符…856Please respect copyright.PENANARZL5a9HvVo
我怱忙間執返起道符,再向神經女人衝埋去…856Please respect copyright.PENANASZVzGD9fty
「吔丫!」856Please respect copyright.PENANA149oMfWVSc
(搭~!)856Please respect copyright.PENANAdCsq95IRJl
我手臂俾人捉住咗,我望向捉我嘅人…856Please respect copyright.PENANAzbvzqu9Bd5
眼淚就即刻流咗出嚟,係「先生」啊!856Please respect copyright.PENANAfp0bPDa9M8
「妹妹,放心!冇事嘅!」「先生」咁講。856Please respect copyright.PENANAaxol93wjop
「前輩,晚輩有事相求,所以出此下策!」「先生」另去同個神經女人講。856Please respect copyright.PENANARb8gn2avPE
「前輩!?個女人係你前輩!?」我驚奇咁問。856Please respect copyright.PENANAN1yfc1i5IK
家姐跌咗落地,好似冇事,但係就好攰咁。856Please respect copyright.PENANAFi3Q9Tlfz3
「我問完前輩嘢先答你呢D問題。」「先生」再向我講。856Please respect copyright.PENANAVI6eFjqzGH
「前輩,晚輩有二事相求,其一,煩請先睇吓呢個籤文。」856Please respect copyright.PENANAxRrp6Rdj8o
「先生」將一張紙條俾咗個神經女人,再將所有我幫輝輝求籤嘅所問同佢之前嘅所講都一一向呢個女人和盤托出。856Please respect copyright.PENANA19xmPBZx93
神經女人望兩望再諗一諗,之後又再癲笑起嚟…856Please respect copyright.PENANA972VesAxxI
「錯晒,錯晒,完全錯晒!」856Please respect copyright.PENANAMEZzbpjdys
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「哈哈哈,錯晒就好喇!」「先生」竟然咁講,我真係摸不著頭腦。856Please respect copyright.PENANAx54JXZJ7rC
「第二件事,我早就發現地下個女仔身上有一隻妖靈,不過唔係惡靈,想問隻妖係咩嚟?仲有,可唔可以大派用場呢?」「先生」再問。856Please respect copyright.PENANAVyQo9Tp0DH
「你睇唔出咩?我唔係講咗喇咩?貓妖!守護之靈!」個神經女人停咗癲笑,好認真咁講。856Please respect copyright.PENANAre0ggQqY9h
「晚輩愚昧,多謝前輩提點。」「先生」好恭敬咁講。856Please respect copyright.PENANAeXWSiIF2Nx
神經女人踎低睇睇家姐佢。856Please respect copyright.PENANAbO17zQQM0t
「妹妹,放心啦,我之前咪話你男朋友仔有危險嘅,既然前輩話我錯晒,即係佢應該冇危險啦。另外,我帶你哋嚟呢度最主要原因就係引出呢隻貓靈,應該可以喺嚟緊嘅旅程度保護你哋。」「先生」對我咁講。856Please respect copyright.PENANAcldzrssb0D
「但係…呢位女仕究竟係咩人啊?」856Please respect copyright.PENANAdLZxWIpGsM
「哈哈哈,係咁嘅,天下之大,除咗東南西北中五位高人,仲有二絕,稱之謂「風婦臣婆」,係全世界占卜星相最勁嘅兩個女人,不過後人都當咗佢哋一個係發癲嘅瘋婦,一個係神經嘅神婆,神婆係黑人嚟,我都唔知佢喺邊,不過瘋婦就係我哋眼前呢一個。」856Please respect copyright.PENANAwjhHPYMug4
「但係…得罪講句,瘋婦講嘅嘢真係可信咩?」856Please respect copyright.PENANAWrTkmvZpDm
「我諗係我講得未夠清楚,佢本來唔係咁嘅樣,「風婦」係風華絕代個「風」,佢哋係一個氏族嚟,隱居深山,居住地叫「風木林」,所以先叫佢「風婦」,而我哋前面呢一個係風木林氏族世代中最勁嘅星術士,佢叫做蔡百儷,係世外高人嚟,長青不老係佢哋嘅特點,唔好睇佢成個少婦咁,其實成八十歲人嫁喇。」856Please respect copyright.PENANAa6qza9meUd
「世外高人!?童顏老婦!?」856Please respect copyright.PENANA7GUEzY1Vnv
我好愕然,我再望一望個神經女人,發現佢披頭散髮,風中散髮咁,雖然係凌亂,但係睇落去又真係有D姿色…856Please respect copyright.PENANAyRmjFziiXX
佢望住家姐好認真嘅樣,又真係成個高人咁。856Please respect copyright.PENANA6VbwhzBC1g
「妹妹,你哋家族咪有個驅妖器嘅,俾個呢個妹妹仔佗丫。」「風婦」嗌「嬸嬸」做「妹妹」。856Please respect copyright.PENANAtWumBAlcHS
「係嘅,前輩,我返屋企攞個俾佢佗丫,不過耐冇用,而家當咗驅蚊器嚧。」856Please respect copyright.PENANArzhmymrXHm
「嬸嬸」個樣好尷尬,梗係好耐冇俾人叫過「妹妹」頂喇。856Please respect copyright.PENANAoOkPnqD7zj
我都慢慢行咗去睇吓家姐佢點,點知…856Please respect copyright.PENANA10t1eVAhrM
「風婦」突然捉住我隻手…856Please respect copyright.PENANAljNznUbXfd
「有乜嘢事,噤一吓個驅妖器,咁隻貓靈就會被嘈醒,醒咗佢就會出嚟保護你哋嫁喇。」佢呢吓動作真係嚇死我啊。856Please respect copyright.PENANA9wXzH4gmiY
講完之後,佢「嘻嘻哈哈」又再癲笑,仲慢慢行咗入去黑影堆度…856Please respect copyright.PENANAjuwzEAVNyH
再慢慢就唔見咗人嚧。856Please respect copyright.PENANADCk1kW3zqB
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「OK,攪掂晒,可以返屋企喇。」856Please respect copyright.PENANA3j4eyUQE5Y
「但係…老前輩佢喺度生活到咩?」我問。856Please respect copyright.PENANAk4hD55b47U
「邊個夠膽話我老啊啊啊啊啊啊啊???」黑影中傳出陣陣震耳欲聾嘅聲音。856Please respect copyright.PENANArPZW3nuTvq
「冇啊!佢話我咋!我哋走先喇靚女前輩!」「先生」講。856Please respect copyright.PENANAnUgMLTQVP1
「嘻嘻嘻嘻哈哈哈哈!」黑影中又傳出咁嘅聲音。856Please respect copyright.PENANAVbxH6ldkEO
之後,我哋就離開咗鬼屋。856Please respect copyright.PENANAwBvQcug4Kr
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「D女人真係…幾十歲人都係要人讚佢靚嘅!」856Please respect copyright.PENANAg55pRdlqKJ
「咁得唔得丫?」一把女人聲從「先生」旁邊講。856Please respect copyright.PENANA5g7bH3gvpu
原來「風婦」前輩出咗鬼屋,仲跟住我哋行。856Please respect copyright.PENANAfHgAB3T2VP
「得!梗係得啦!靚女梗係要俾人讚靚女啦!哈哈!」「先生」當然非常尷尬。856Please respect copyright.PENANAYS9qwYFqF9
「前輩你去邊啊?」「嬸嬸」問。856Please respect copyright.PENANALzTC3KV6az
「去便利店買D嘢食囉,近排都鍾意咗食宵夜,望咩啫望,高人唔使食嘢咩?」856Please respect copyright.PENANARusiRXH1Sw
我哋一齊慢慢行咗一陣,之後就送別咗老前輩佢…856Please respect copyright.PENANA3NfXuR7XHi
冇幾耐,家姐都醒返,我亦將頭先發生嘅嘢都講返晒佢知。856Please respect copyright.PENANA5o9vBQP02R
我哋而家就先返「先生」屋企攞個驅妖器,之後再返去自己屋企,準備聽日出發去救輝輝喇,好緊張啊!856Please respect copyright.PENANAEctvHI1NMM
(待續)856Please respect copyright.PENANAVzcuvyqNZ8
下集預告︰856Please respect copyright.PENANA9jUSn3o4pz
大地鼓動!出嚟啦,大地神劍856Please respect copyright.PENANA7etOOIviGE