第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」,「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊! 629Please respect copyright.PENANAHgnOkYsaei
嘩,第五十集喇,梗係要慶祝吓啦!629Please respect copyright.PENANAuojW7yZH8h
(慶你條命,有命返到香港先講啦!)629Please respect copyright.PENANANguemNNUyZ
而家我識護身咒,仲自創「六脈齊發」,我使驚返唔到屋企?629Please respect copyright.PENANABnpnFkTTzs
(六你條命,撞手神當自己救世主呀?一陣遇到我,你就知死!)629Please respect copyright.PENANAtDejrwjk4y
我嚇大嫁!驚你條春咩!一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊!629Please respect copyright.PENANAuFYpjecYcO
而家,我就喺正你面前講故仔,睇你奈得我咩何?629Please respect copyright.PENANALzm0vPrYVu
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後,佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…629Please respect copyright.PENANAiI9lk2FCqp
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。629Please respect copyright.PENANA3RXmMopqDL
不過我冇理佢哋嚧,而且旅遊巴好快就到咗,我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…629Please respect copyright.PENANAOSOASUG3Re
所謂地藏廟,唔係香港嗰隻,係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟,日本人好似叫做神社。629Please respect copyright.PENANA4tQqzPGrZd
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗,梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。629Please respect copyright.PENANAAG0tbigG3N
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸,成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度,我唯有都跟埋去啦。629Please respect copyright.PENANAyxHwTjBuTt
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位,呢度真係幾大…629Please respect copyright.PENANAx7TT61fcXu
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像,睇落去都幾英咁。629Please respect copyright.PENANA99hZkx9Ix7
我哋分咗兩堆人,我同「喪狗」一齊,仲有成十個同學…629Please respect copyright.PENANAvNHXdH47mr
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。629Please respect copyright.PENANAvDPOhrpX4R
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊,我哋去咗右邊…629Please respect copyright.PENANA9c3RDPUDVP
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟,中間間大廟太多人喇,根本入唔到去…629Please respect copyright.PENANArdo0WCD0bU
所以我哋咪咁行囉,行到入去…629Please respect copyright.PENANATUe2IZNGcz
「唔係呀?咁恐怖都有人拜?呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩?」我問。629Please respect copyright.PENANAbmyA0fYT8L
「「夜叉」嘅嘢,你識條腸咩!?」629Please respect copyright.PENANAjxCX1nrXxA
「你又識咩?」629Please respect copyright.PENANAKcosS4UdwX
「唔識。」629Please respect copyright.PENANAIxgEsStbMZ
「哈哈哈!」629Please respect copyright.PENANA6P9MVOrCS2
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神,拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」629Please respect copyright.PENANAL7FNs5XKWX
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩,人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋,使鬼拜咩!」629Please respect copyright.PENANA9wgz2Q7Wlt
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁?」629Please respect copyright.PENANAySTv0AavR4
「你睇吓個像,好似想連人都食埋咁。」629Please respect copyright.PENANA4A5DWAxBbA
「食佢丫,食佢丫,佢夠晒大舊啊。」629Please respect copyright.PENANAn3G3SEanAH
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦!好多人拜緊神嫁。」629Please respect copyright.PENANAHAdOpjPctk
「拜神啫,邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫,你估去圖書館咩?」629Please respect copyright.PENANAhfxj3XIjGN
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣!」629Please respect copyright.PENANARVbSdUUiZu
佢哋你一言我一語咁,聽到我都煩喇…629Please respect copyright.PENANAIvmnDbV3ei
咦!唔係噃!食鬼嘅神!?阿公呢?629Please respect copyright.PENANA1WIuENcqkx
「阿公!?阿公!?」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。629Please respect copyright.PENANAwVqcapbytx
死喇,佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀?629Please respect copyright.PENANAGiNkHHM4RK
咪住先,「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫,應該冇事呱?629Please respect copyright.PENANAue8YBPx7T1
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟,再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。629Please respect copyright.PENANA5umk3Sj8VY
「阿公!?阿公!?」629Please respect copyright.PENANAjqI9gyHi3h
「公乜嘢啫!阻住晒人哋發夢!」629Please respect copyright.PENANAB6kg45YK91
「睇你個淫樣,梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦!」629Please respect copyright.PENANA85IYiBJOzd
「阿公諗咩,關你D細路仔咩事啫,無大無細,不過佢哋真係幾正。」629Please respect copyright.PENANAoUxop7DkMx
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃!」629Please respect copyright.PENANA3gQDcJjbTd
「唔係講笑,你阿婆後生仲正!不過而家就…(嘔)」629Please respect copyright.PENANAaLnmSjv4aC
「仲玩!你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊!我擔心你先搵你咋!」629Please respect copyright.PENANA6EfKJZAvFl
「食鬼神?新GAME嚟嫁?」629Please respect copyright.PENANA7yz8H2efWd
「哎也,「夜叉」啊!」629Please respect copyright.PENANAu3zVZatyOH
「母夜叉?醜樣婆?」629Please respect copyright.PENANAP9KiE4eLsW
我已經頂唔順佢喇,直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。629Please respect copyright.PENANAVwSYoWZLSj
「嗚哇!嗚哇!呀~~~~~~!」629Please respect copyright.PENANAomNxA7aoSI
咩事啊?突然聽到有嘢大叫咁,當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。629Please respect copyright.PENANAy7KUFKb51c
「哇丫!哇丫!」629Please respect copyright.PENANAOkevUDPfTr
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口,人踩人人撞人咁,情況好混亂…629Please respect copyright.PENANAoiaBcoZES7
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。629Please respect copyright.PENANAiBaCJNOwC8
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後,見到個天變晒色…629Please respect copyright.PENANATjesce91xu
藍藍紫紫,紫紫黑黑,好似入咗個混沌世界咁。629Please respect copyright.PENANAaPMjoyolyz
四周圍D人口吐灰煙,雙眼反白,好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…629Please respect copyright.PENANA8RTb4bNw2k
場面怪異中帶D寒意…629Please respect copyright.PENANA8JrYEqFwWO
得我哋班同學冇事,我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。629Please respect copyright.PENANAs031mnJy4F
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣,緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…629Please respect copyright.PENANADZ4tY3yN7I
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦,佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。629Please respect copyright.PENANAoa4aDCAqRT
「停止呼吸!」629Please respect copyright.PENANAN1XU5omImg
「扮同類啦!」629Please respect copyright.PENANAZ2yIgZBZnh
「仲講,走啦!」629Please respect copyright.PENANAU82lBYxtAl
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜,佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…629Please respect copyright.PENANAeYGhp9nJaQ
好在,仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。629Please respect copyright.PENANAgUr8oKAhgw
另一邊,我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。629Please respect copyright.PENANASGUjKiinY1
「呢度又乜事啊?」阿輝佢問。629Please respect copyright.PENANAPLmunizEYZ
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界,似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅,不過點解就唔知喇!629Please respect copyright.PENANAiGFPCC9aZt
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦!」629Please respect copyright.PENANAmsecupvm8v
「喪狗」講完之後,全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。629Please respect copyright.PENANAPMEfBjgeyx
「其實發生咩事啊?」黃仔問,原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。629Please respect copyright.PENANAyB7URsQhrm
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊,所以佢哋應該平安無事。629Please respect copyright.PENANA6LZ4hYXQ1P
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度,仲好似想拆我哋個網添。629Please respect copyright.PENANABGCxe7OC74
(呯嘭~!)629Please respect copyright.PENANAu93WoXLFau
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫,白光喺外面透入嚟,一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。629Please respect copyright.PENANATk7oxNn0Md
我頂!629Please respect copyright.PENANApWMGKbeIWQ
原來又係「光管陳」,係要擺晒甫士咁嘅,我仲以為咩天兵天將添。629Please respect copyright.PENANAjsvLSu4D9s
「大家揸實校章,用校章當武器對付佢哋就得!」「光管陳」大叫。629Please respect copyright.PENANAC0D8kwVEOr
之後,班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩,試咗一吓OK,就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。629Please respect copyright.PENANAizTyeoyqel
死人白痴「黃仔」,仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」,而家食晏咩?629Please respect copyright.PENANAGUOROTI6q7
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。629Please respect copyright.PENANAD6ImCyQw7g
但係當大家打到興起,路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟,雙眼發紅光咁…629Please respect copyright.PENANAe0w4KKmJhn
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度,我哋想匿都匿唔切。629Please respect copyright.PENANAD7fNdpoc8y
「鳳凰擺架!」629Please respect copyright.PENANA0S3ihO4HkG
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅,型就幾型嘅,但係有冇招新嫁?629Please respect copyright.PENANAlg4hWtq2LB
隨住長茅俾佢沒收,成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。629Please respect copyright.PENANAD6xhoVcTgh
「大波翻雲破!」629Please respect copyright.PENANA5HmULYBcvv
阿公呢招就勁喇,改一個字,連力量都唔同埋,個浪都大D…629Please respect copyright.PENANAHyr05t7UyF
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。629Please respect copyright.PENANAdxNBXONuOs
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐,整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」,準備用「六脈齊發」。629Please respect copyright.PENANAr6RAcaHPi0
石像鬼都未平覆啫,夜叉廟突然…629Please respect copyright.PENANA8gfi0f25hD
「龐~!」一聲,成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。629Please respect copyright.PENANAnvBw6ikYDC
而家,佢喺空中,求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…629Please respect copyright.PENANA4X5AVgyNvt
成班同學睇到呆晒,唯有縮埋一齊。629Please respect copyright.PENANAHTicZWWpLQ
一波未平,一波又起,另一邊廟唔知幾時,唔知點樣,無端端仲多咗隻…629Please respect copyright.PENANAZGYThg4qIn
「紅眼骷髏武士」!?629Please respect copyright.PENANAjBz2w6Nj6e
使唔使咁疊馬啊?兩隻大佬,十幾廿隻石像鬼,無一千都有幾百嘅行屍?629Please respect copyright.PENANALCy41z5Flr
圍都圍死我哋啦,點算啊?629Please respect copyright.PENANA6gyEzQL9oU
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生!呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦!」阿公咁講。629Please respect copyright.PENANAwM70ARdXhb
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家,隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦!」「光管陳」好認真咁講。629Please respect copyright.PENANAKZfysQqrD9
「點解冇講我嘅?」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。629Please respect copyright.PENANALXGnDaWdnK
「光管陳」講完之後,做個手印,之後係咁踏地…629Please respect copyright.PENANAXnLPx4MT38
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)629Please respect copyright.PENANAXD6P377QYG
突然,「哈!」一聲,全場震攝,成個人飄咗喺半空…629Please respect copyright.PENANAGaa2wUN0cy
長髮長鬚,滿面通紅咁,手上仲執住一把長劍。629Please respect copyright.PENANAyQrnFz9k3l
「判官?」我問。629Please respect copyright.PENANAhQiQgjcWNo
「鍾馗啊!」阿輝講。629Please respect copyright.PENANABNOdIXZzjm
(待續)629Please respect copyright.PENANAhZ3feaiywj
下集預告︰629Please respect copyright.PENANAH8evj8gFaz
天下之大,除咗東南西北中五位高人,仲有二絕,稱之謂「風婦臣婆」629Please respect copyright.PENANAG6xeixNtJD