第050集 ~ 明︰呢邊阿公對「夜叉」，「鍾馗」對「鬼武士」啊！ 879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZbdBAVoMa
嘩，第五十集喇，梗係要慶祝吓啦！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvGMnlj1V2
(慶你條命，有命返到香港先講啦！)879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7feUuMKPkn
而家我識護身咒，仲自創「六脈齊發」，我使驚返唔到屋企？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmPBHVOlIZ
(六你條命，撞手神當自己救世主呀？一陣遇到我，你就知死！)879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClkNETBVMv
我嚇大嫁！驚你條春咩！一陣打爆你個死人臭口添啊！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADr7uaxAIx
而家，我就喺正你面前講故仔，睇你奈得我咩何？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxkByvrb9H
上次我呻完話鬼多過人之後，佢哋班傻佬竟然連「鬼畜輪姦」都出埋…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWCM2ENuLL
真係睇AV睇到上晒腦。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRmThhilF8
不過我冇理佢哋嚧，而且旅遊巴好快就到咗，我就跟大隊上咗車出發去地藏廟…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1G1LYY7FdN
所謂地藏廟，唔係香港嗰隻，係參拜地藏菩薩嘅廟，日本人好似叫做神社。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipqwJOiHVr
「光管陳」佢噤住個肚就走開咗，梗係想去「爆石」頂啦。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAiRmx0yyX
班衰仔就冇人聽阿輝勸，成班衝咗去地藏廟隔離間鬼廟度，我唯有都跟埋去啦。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJkQiRS5cU
呢度一條大路分幾條細路去唔同嘅參神位，呢度真係幾大…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡriuLlbUAko
路邊都係D揸住長矛嘅日本人像，睇落去都幾英咁。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCmXYw2IIj
我哋分咗兩堆人，我同「喪狗」一齊，仲有成十個同學…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJjrd0BrOg
而阿輝就同「大袋」跟另一堆人。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGcr6lq5at
阿輝佢哋去咗左邊，我哋去咗右邊…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyBOCNlNRs
因為兩邊都有間較細嘅參神廟，中間間大廟太多人喇，根本入唔到去…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCbPbqpyEg
所以我哋咪咁行囉，行到入去…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UJOB9qlFK
「唔係呀？咁恐怖都有人拜？呢個唔係「夜叉」嚟嫁咩？」我問。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkqpClDXLM
「「夜叉」嘅嘢，你識條腸咩！？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxTfyuIj1v
「你又識咩？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrvnPuDFdT
「唔識。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFeGHENzev
「哈哈哈！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqphLkTpO1u
「「夜叉」係食鬼嘅神，拜佢都唔係咩問題丫。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHolArbAvGo
「你估係幫你人類先食嫁咩，人哋係本來就當鬼係食糧咋，使鬼拜咩！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIR20iaFbup
「咁呢度D人鐘意拜都冇計嫁？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHJ1ypzWXX
「你睇吓個像，好似想連人都食埋咁。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsByZoIKTw
「食佢丫，食佢丫，佢夠晒大舊啊。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRND3yg8R3O
「你哋唔好咁嘈啦！好多人拜緊神嫁。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpzdqcvtkq
「拜神啫，邊個話唔俾講嘢嫁啫，你估去圖書館咩？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIQT7SaREv
「不過個像真係好鬼醜樣！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhBBLz1LW0
佢哋你一言我一語咁，聽到我都煩喇…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUBu4DSZ2x
咦！唔係噃！食鬼嘅神！？阿公呢？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ao9eNN3Fs
「阿公！？阿公！？」我用盡全力以最大聲咁細細聲嗌。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSmrrWbryB
死喇，佢唔係俾個「夜叉」食咗呀？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkRbeLSBc7
咪住先，「佢」係個石像嚟嫁啫，應該冇事呱？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCqGC3oB8y
我喺個袋度攞返咗道「黑色符」出嚟，再襯身邊冇乜人就向住佢再嗌。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1adY8fS50T
「阿公！？阿公！？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKdACDpTIx
「公乜嘢啫！阻住晒人哋發夢！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtQ1apN5ja
「睇你個淫樣，梗係又諗尋晚嗰四隻女鬼啦！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKw6MNr1dqt
「阿公諗咩，關你D細路仔咩事啫，無大無細，不過佢哋真係幾正。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdDFfcSd0W
「又唔見你發夢見阿婆噃！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuLRMeISJ0
「唔係講笑，你阿婆後生仲正！不過而家就…(嘔)」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQttnDVBcR
「仲玩！你而家前面係隻食鬼嘅神啊！我擔心你先搵你咋！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vfJ1m92Gx
「食鬼神？新GAME嚟嫁？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UJIlP2RNK
「哎也，「夜叉」啊！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLZEjpeq8E
「母夜叉？醜樣婆？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRb2Tv9MPMc
我已經頂唔順佢喇，直接捉住佢個頭另去望住個「夜叉」。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRajZ3HKd6
「嗚哇！嗚哇！呀~~~~~~！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhjf9Ypnd8
咩事啊？突然聽到有嘢大叫咁，當中仲夾雜住一堆沙石聲。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuXQZj8OLZ
「哇丫！哇丫！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JP5CfOB1V
周圍D人好似好驚咁想走出門口，人踩人人撞人咁，情況好混亂…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGECeKuMIfn
佢哋班衰仔都即刻扯埋我走。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwlghFSxme
我俾佢哋扯咗出門口之後，見到個天變晒色…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSwJLEqSnx
藍藍紫紫，紫紫黑黑，好似入咗個混沌世界咁。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPmSAdl3nk
四周圍D人口吐灰煙，雙眼反白，好似唔知中咗毒定中咗邪咁…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyfqolf5DR
場面怪異中帶D寒意…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwfRxkvDyxr
得我哋班同學冇事，我估係因為「光管陳」俾嘅校章保護住我哋。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWWLoSfr8g
D本身嚟呢度參拜嘅日本人變晒行屍一樣，緩緩抬起個身就望住我哋班同學…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kioMCGCP6
似乎係因為我哋非佢哋族類啦，佢哋仲好似想將我哋殺死咁嘅款。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAAQmVmo6U
「停止呼吸！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AB1cZLIG4
「扮同類啦！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjXpJRRYtn
「仲講，走啦！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdWSGBbpgy
唔知邊條木嘴喺度廢噏多過乜，佢哋咁諗梗係全部都錯晒啦…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOb4bpPRgbx
好在，仲有「喪狗」佢好冷靜咁造好晒「九字護身咒」保護大家。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHVlxccszZ
另一邊，我見到阿輝佢哋都出返嚟。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonIxNMkftC
「呢度又乜事啊？」阿輝佢問。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIsjfKQ5dq
「睇嚟我哋入咗混沌世界，似係隻「夜叉」造出嚟嘅，不過點解就唔知喇！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuWD0v5XaI
你哋都入咗個「保護網」度先啦！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhA0ULDdgm0
「喪狗」講完之後，全部人都入晒個「保護網」度。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABOqoCn6tK
「其實發生咩事啊？」黃仔問，原來條友跟咗我哋嚟呢邊。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3oySGytYb
我諗我哋部份人係去咗「地藏」嗰邊，所以佢哋應該平安無事。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTy1u4ga4Y
但係…D行屍已經行緊埋嚟我哋呢班人度，仲好似想拆我哋個網添。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2N3LKvCJPH
(呯嘭~！)879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18RbzDjcNq
天空突然出現咗一條裂縫，白光喺外面透入嚟，一個身影從上而下咁飛落嚟。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTM9ClYwJK3
我頂！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2xKcPFwqO
原來又係「光管陳」，係要擺晒甫士咁嘅，我仲以為咩天兵天將添。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiZq4egNME
「大家揸實校章，用校章當武器對付佢哋就得！」「光管陳」大叫。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmHCNSBayR
之後，班衰仔真係就去當玩咁玩，試咗一吓OK，就一人一個係咁追D行屍打。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSN9kJQViz6
死人白痴「黃仔」，仲喺度念「我們在天上的父…」，而家食晏咩？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOuXzDa3mL
好在大家打屍之餘都有保護埋佢。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ty8vzcszp
但係當大家打到興起，路邊D長茅石像突然郁起嚟，雙眼發紅光咁…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2nsSIVG25
佢哋企定身就一支長茅飛埋我哋度，我哋想匿都匿唔切。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09KQyIvSPL
「鳳凰擺架！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSl696IoKm3
「光管陳」又用呢招接晒所有長茅，型就幾型嘅，但係有冇招新嫁？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfF9RuSnro
隨住長茅俾佢沒收，成班石像向我哋衝埋嚟。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDvLjGr6zE
「大波翻雲破！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgWmmhn9r4
阿公呢招就勁喇，改一個字，連力量都唔同埋，個浪都大D…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpx59GrADY
成班石像鬼總算俾佢制住咗個衝勢。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Z1mDtReKS
我亦跟隨佢哋步伐，整好咗我嘅「六字護身咒」，準備用「六脈齊發」。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUDyCHq7ik
石像鬼都未平覆啫，夜叉廟突然…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEUsv6iLcw
「龐~！」一聲，成隻「夜叉」就喺屋頂飛咗出嚟。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2s54UBpvNN
而家，佢喺空中，求其好輕鬆咁就執咗兩隻行屍就隊咗入口…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uqXcswdSY
成班同學睇到呆晒，唯有縮埋一齊。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLdfroF7dW
一波未平，一波又起，另一邊廟唔知幾時，唔知點樣，無端端仲多咗隻…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlY0aX2KO6
「紅眼骷髏武士」！？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPnAV2Gnv9r
使唔使咁疊馬啊？兩隻大佬，十幾廿隻石像鬼，無一千都有幾百嘅行屍？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZwQEslKij
圍都圍死我哋啦，點算啊？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDCY3nXzBKM
「我諗係因為我呢份食糧隻「夜叉」先重生！呢隻嘢就由我嚟啦！」阿公咁講。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFHZOzrVJn
「學淵(即係「喪狗」)﹑嘉輝﹑家明你哋睇住大家，隻「鬼武士」就由我攪掂啦！」「光管陳」好認真咁講。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxd1OWmeZy
「點解冇講我嘅？」「大袋」呢句廢話可以唔使理。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcLklfxBtk
「光管陳」講完之後，做個手印，之後係咁踏地…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvCmNQdtTq
(蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼蹼~)879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaotSj7qK5o
突然，「哈！」一聲，全場震攝，成個人飄咗喺半空…879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiJsZFHNVE
長髮長鬚，滿面通紅咁，手上仲執住一把長劍。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RTo0chR3r
「判官？」我問。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OVQt32zmu
「鍾馗啊！」阿輝講。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVtA1TUeUP
(待續)879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSvQILNGRk
下集預告︰879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRcUKZSZBf
天下之大，除咗東南西北中五位高人，仲有二絕，稱之謂「風婦臣婆」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAuwIm8LH1
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