第124集 ~ 輝︰外傳咩？講主線啦，到「地魔」喇呢集！824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnc5TU2nJd
估唔到「大袋」個衰仔原來幾識溝女噃…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMbgGTaSby
又估唔到欣家姐原來愛起人上嚟會咁傻痴痴…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCuYn8CuQF
更加估唔到而家「大袋」竟然變成咗「佛地魔」。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGTTbS14wA
之前欣欣不恥「東歪」歪理連篇，所以破口大罵…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9QqgdBAQc
「唔怪得人哋都叫你「東歪」喇！就算係妖刀又點噃？唔可以改邪歸正咩？唔可以得道成仙，變成仙劍神刀咩？唔好話你自己冇心！點解要助紂為虐啊？仲要親手殺死自己師父，你連做把刀都唔配啊！做…做PAT屎你就差唔多！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgorTjnFwr
欣欣當時應該真係好嬲，佢好少講屎尿屁嫁。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfZOgzqnPc
(係啊，靚女唔會屙屎添啊！)824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsLsz8T8ln
唔講污糟嘢住，講返呢度先…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0jsVdSeHw
「東歪」迅間閃到欣欣身邊，仲一拳將佢打暈咗…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssaemaHN9E
好在，我識「鳳凰閃現」，我即刻就閃埋去救返欣欣…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVH9kBnP091
而「東歪」就退返去「鬼王」身邊。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsK3BFyiMs
當大家都凝視住「東歪」嘅時候，突然…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhz53rXYIj
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9hqg6jGv4
傻佬明佢原來已經醒返，仲擺出一副冇得輸嘅姿態對住「鬼王」。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PAjIAWgy8
究竟佢憑咩呢？824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQTNaujWWe
「九陽草薙！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrOAzk8reM
之後，我哋同「鬼王」鬥咗幾吓口哩，佢唔夠我哋鬥就…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQYApCM6Q9
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmvdyy4dGQ
「鬼王」一吓閃身埋去阿明度，但係迅間又彈返開…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaY2N29AN8x
原來係阿明佢合埋眼嚇窒咗佢…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcjcGBDVP9
之後，阿明都叫埋我哋合埋眼…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlhepAGKw4
但係咁精彩嘅場面，邊有人想合埋眼丫，我唯有先望住地下，唔直望佢哋…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IIReGKDrU
點知第一句聽到嘅，竟然係「鬼王」佢出聲喎︰—824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanTEG8TX9x
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCx7Rvea6x
我記得呢招係會釋出鬼魂嘅…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ65k4B4LNc
「…九陽草薙，出鞘！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSLyOtXIYo
阿明出聲喇，燦爛金光亦從此而生…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFqwDtrPDA
我諗呢D就係「九陽草薙」嘅力量喇！824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJD7PQdy0Tz
當然，我冇辦法去直視佢哋，但係我可以去聽同去用眼尾哨吓佢哋…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpiUf5oiCB
「…你…要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr61MtwXEXq
「…心眼！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpdfhfSyWa
「心眼」？唔通同我隻「慧眼」同類嘅？824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTAjiXvCsW
我諗到呢度，即刻就望一望「英雄」…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BGgMmmDUt
「咦，英雄，你冇事丫嘛？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQptpqfz4L
佢一殼眼淚咁樣對住我…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYBUWEAY6E
「大哥啊，救命啊，我冇眼簾嫁，好燦眼啊！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJVmuwHaBC
係噃，真係難為佢，而家佢流晒馬尿咁款…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVLs1bX6VS
正當我想想辦法幫吓「英雄」嗰陣，突然…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0BXVaUcUc
「嚓」一聲…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTAAsrf71J
之後…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBq4bKQr6GP
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗…」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqi4jUjhkj
「大家開眼啦。」阿明講完，就收返埋把「九陽草薙」…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjT5PkSIceF
我亦抬起頭嚟睇吓發生咩事…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksEMOnO1mP
原來…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbcBrpeQYz
係「東歪」出手殺死咗「鬼王」…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAvFbvd0xv
唔通，我哋怪錯咗佢…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyH9DVpRJ6j
但係不出幾秒，答案就嚟喇…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0IUpuWR7X
「東歪」佢向住一個方向，好恭敬咁耷低頭…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Zdb9sCoOS
個方向就係「大袋」被吊起嘅方向…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyUExfDDlM
我轉身望過去，發覺…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4whaIA7fdC
「餐躝~」幾聲嘅鐵鍊聲，係「大袋」佢自己鬆開咗鐵鍊啊！824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCfaQXkb6t
我當時又開心，又擔心，嗰種感覺真係好難形容…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZg0IrbTVpB
我眼見佢慢慢飄埋去擒咗上去嘅欣家姐嘅面前…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgx9b12nzev
淨係隱約聽到佢問︰—824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLPyJ5VDhu
「你想救我呀？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3L8Y54E68A
欣家姐呆咗咁及咗一吓頭，而「大袋」佢就咁回應︰—824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0fZWyuTpx
「好可惜，我已經唔係佢，我係佛地魔。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyATxdkqtSy
「吓？」呢一吓係當時我心裡面嘅疑問。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcR8NbXG6T
連呢一個單字都未問完，「大袋」佢…「佛地魔」佢…唉，我都唔知點叫佢好…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrvjBWsoTP
Eee…算啦，叫佢「大袋魔」啦，「大袋魔」佢出手快到我肉眼都睇唔到…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMIVr8Ii4y
欣家姐就俾佢打暈咗。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhi3XZSOYq
「大袋，你癲咗呀？佢係你啱啱先識嘅女朋友嚟嫁！」阿狗大嗌。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGrdzq2hzO
阿狗嗌完，只係「蓬」一聲，「大袋魔」就已經去到佢面前，再…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTh500LNuZ
一手將佢個口噤住…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09yoRdQ31e
阿狗佢就連反擊嘅能力都冇…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5keCm7NWr7
「狐炎舞！」阿妮即刻想出手相救，但係…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4ctEo4X5V
「大袋魔」左手一撥…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTFDrVjXsF
「嘭」一聲，阿妮就彈開幾丈遠…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTio6GhVel
之後「大袋魔」一手將阿狗噤落地下…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGXZS6KEba1
再「嘭」一聲，阿狗完全俾佢壓咗入地下…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9Ywnib7nT
「大袋魔」起返身，斯斯然咁另轉身行返上大台…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcT7yCB26Qn
「恭喜佛地魔大人重生。」「東歪」好恭敬咁向住「大袋魔」講。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtIKYEv2Et
「仲以為酒吞童子隻小鬼就夠料清理晒呢班人添。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwmMojWRGj
「佢咁冇用，我呢把妖刀都唔想浪費時間，隨手就殺咗佢，望大人原諒。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorIyLJuZh9
「傻啦，佢死唔死同我都冇關係，佢只係幫我嚟浪費呢堆人時間嫁啫…」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvmFNtOdOq
「你…你將大袋佢點啊？」阿明咬牙切齒咁問。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5xDphSb04
「見你打贏「童子」，我就答吓你問題啦，你講嘅人，而家仲喺我身體裡面。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbrVnpkBil
「咁係咪真係打贏你就可以救返我哋朋友啊？」我問。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO5lg4Ovjzf
「哈哈哈，係啊，嚟啦，全部一齊上丫，我讓你哋淨係用單手又點話？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNZpFh2SwZ
佢個樣明明係「大袋」，但係整個格就好似變咗另一個人一樣，真係好心寒…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡge5eyKAx0K
「咁…咁點解你要用我哋朋友嘅身體啊？」「細鬼」竟然出聲。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFOzHJ6Dhh
「大袋魔」突然好凶狠咁望住「細鬼」，再用手指指住佢…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMEfBqvRCI
「你講多次！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tOGV0A9bK
佢嘅呢個凶狠嘅眼神，就好似威嚇住「細鬼」會節磨死佢一樣…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpKQu6XI3F
「細鬼」佢當場俾「大袋魔」嚇到瀨咗尿…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJyHKQU1p6f
亦都唔敢再問…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObbVO80Mxu
「哎喲，我只係叫你講多次啫，做乜嚇到瀨尿咁陰公豬呀？使唔使叔叔錫返？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCiFhbh9Se
「細鬼」已經俾佢嚇到呆晒咁坐咗喺地…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VQ5K9bVXW
「地魔，點解你要咁害班細路？」「肥龍大師」咁問。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8ZsbJdmom
「肥仔，你又想瀨尿啊？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfN30CtE6R
「瀨屎你嘆都仲得呀！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwVLHPO5ac
「嘩，乜你咁污糟嫁，好，講吓你哋聽啦，我冇諗住害你哋噃，我淨係想一樣嘢，就係毀滅人間…」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxHBccZEH8
「咩意思啊？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyRGYk518J
「困晒你哋喺度，唔好阻住晒，我就去毀滅人間囉，而家應該都七七八八嚧…」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Jb7VEpJ3g
「咩七七八八啊？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDE8ksOtFCw
「世界上好多個地方都已經俾我嘅瘟疫腐土佔據咗。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61btVWTLc8
「佔據咗會點嫁？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAT1bctlhNS
「人類都會變成聽從我指令嘅腐肉。丫，你哋係香港人呀可？好似成個香港都已經俾我毀滅咗嚧。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sgKDKhOgb
「咩話？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRKf8wGjiN
「…」大家都呆咗一陣。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKIPKHyEwj
「唔好理佢吹水定講笑住，我哋而家係要打敗佢。」「南龍」先生出聲。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrjg9ynXx9
「地魔，我諗你都好戰嫁，不如俾少少時間我哋變強，再同你打。」佢再講。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRRpEAFYxx
「變強？你哋仲可以點變強啊？哈哈哈，不過都好，俾三分鐘你哋啦。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9s0xVSy3t
「大家埋嚟…」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWpdv0RktU
之後我哋郁動到嘅人都走埋去「南龍」先生度…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5gIH1bw4q
「「屎橋」教我哋，可以試吓呢一招，劏雞還神。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6g1gd7qRg1
「咩嚟嫁？究竟你呢個「噏屎」邊個寫嫁？信唔信得過嫁？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJj8Ubf9Mv
「世外高人寫嫁，唔會有錯，不過點做佢就唔會直接教我哋囉。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjJ8YWk0NB
「劏雞還神即係點啊？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6i0cOe1ZnS
「神與神…劏雞還神…我諗…我明喇，係請神啊，初仔佢嗰招啊。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeihID07O0
「請神！？點請啊？而家「光管陳」又唔喺度，仲有啊，我哋要請邊個神啊？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqMTNnlFrv
「孫悟空丫！肯定有得贏。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSohxKbqcDV
「識龜波氣功嗰個好唔好？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XzBAWLoC0
「咁我想要悟飯囉。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAYsATRWSG
「癲夠未啊？得返一分鐘咋。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8SNM8DB2d
「劏雞還神…我諗…我哋應該係要用雞血嚟請神。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjDEvEzTWL
「邊度嚟雞血啊？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUx439xgvE
「呢度！」突然後面有條友大嗌。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuV3SYvX8S
係「阿張」啊！嗰個喺故事裡面好少出現，俾孌童校長孌嗰個啊。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kezfxoCM4
「你手上嘅係咩嚟嫁？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dwWSwaQle
「雞妖隻手。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoIWtSfALu
「雞妖？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wo0DA6m6Y
「之前脅持我嗰隻啊，我見咁大個仔都未見過妖怪，咪攞佢隻手嚟留念，諗住返去做標本囉。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSDTy3dGJp
「嘩，果然最可怕嘅都係人類。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9u1zh4skNc
「事不宜遲，我試吓用雞血請神啦。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcc7sS51NQ
「咁請邊個啊？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjbUFgLlRw
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRTh4YrSkb
(待續)824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzFE1zQHpqJ
下集預告︰824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQgSC9dJwv
P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzl2kXm5ex
註解︰824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVglXd6Dpl
(1) 鬥咗幾吓口哩 — 鬥口哩，即係鬥嘴，鬥鬧咁囉。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fgQbHq2kC
(2) 流晒馬尿 — 流馬尿，即係流眼淚。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWg0IV0FDOW
(3) 陰公豬 — 唔知點解要加個豬字，應該純粹懶可愛，陰公意思有D似慘啊，淒涼啊咁囉，通常唔忍心咁睇到人哋慘況就會講︰「陰公囉！」。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmcBuBnhcw
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