第124集 ~ 輝︰外傳咩？講主線啦，到「地魔」喇呢集！809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5La71vBzgq
估唔到「大袋」個衰仔原來幾識溝女噃…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqxSc3vuxF
又估唔到欣家姐原來愛起人上嚟會咁傻痴痴…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqz0qzKDdRU
更加估唔到而家「大袋」竟然變成咗「佛地魔」。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGNMmGo8D2
之前欣欣不恥「東歪」歪理連篇，所以破口大罵…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2Ox7XnoJn
「唔怪得人哋都叫你「東歪」喇！就算係妖刀又點噃？唔可以改邪歸正咩？唔可以得道成仙，變成仙劍神刀咩？唔好話你自己冇心！點解要助紂為虐啊？仲要親手殺死自己師父，你連做把刀都唔配啊！做…做PAT屎你就差唔多！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nJ5t8Vzlz
欣欣當時應該真係好嬲，佢好少講屎尿屁嫁。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAzzd3HY3Z
(係啊，靚女唔會屙屎添啊！)809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpik0p5cQMK
唔講污糟嘢住，講返呢度先…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYB7PRSD9ol
「東歪」迅間閃到欣欣身邊，仲一拳將佢打暈咗…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYO0HIhvl2w
好在，我識「鳳凰閃現」，我即刻就閃埋去救返欣欣…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rSunEG60A
而「東歪」就退返去「鬼王」身邊。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnl3RDunkfI
當大家都凝視住「東歪」嘅時候，突然…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmDaKE1VTi
「哈哈哈哈，我明喇，我明喇！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonnTLVPPbQ
傻佬明佢原來已經醒返，仲擺出一副冇得輸嘅姿態對住「鬼王」。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeh496L2Bu
究竟佢憑咩呢？809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqc8XcGo8pV
「九陽草薙！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOvmeFdcz7
之後，我哋同「鬼王」鬥咗幾吓口哩，佢唔夠我哋鬥就…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFq73RnyfK0
「接招啦，癲仔！靈魂鬼步。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZfXbWSJGz
「鬼王」一吓閃身埋去阿明度，但係迅間又彈返開…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaQ2gwUotn
原來係阿明佢合埋眼嚇窒咗佢…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DQemBjFbL
之後，阿明都叫埋我哋合埋眼…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9iIENhFEZ
但係咁精彩嘅場面，邊有人想合埋眼丫，我唯有先望住地下，唔直望佢哋…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzom8BbraSm
點知第一句聽到嘅，竟然係「鬼王」佢出聲喎︰—809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLKLDKoBWx
「哼，我睇你都癲夠喇！就送你一程啦，天狗夢魘！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO14Yv6IWJs
我記得呢招係會釋出鬼魂嘅…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBXW2nB9P3
「…九陽草薙，出鞘！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpt6m3ZQTZC
阿明出聲喇，燦爛金光亦從此而生…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHJP3XCXp9
我諗呢D就係「九陽草薙」嘅力量喇！809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZbtgqITpd
當然，我冇辦法去直視佢哋，但係我可以去聽同去用眼尾哨吓佢哋…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARGRfdo2Q1
「…你…要合埋眼，你點樣可以殺得到我啊？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7VpOLoyKT
「…心眼！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8kI2uaAnU
「心眼」？唔通同我隻「慧眼」同類嘅？809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLdgzrK8Yl
我諗到呢度，即刻就望一望「英雄」…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfn1aHsVcbM
「咦，英雄，你冇事丫嘛？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnLz4mITVm
佢一殼眼淚咁樣對住我…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jzSU8oFQ2
「大哥啊，救命啊，我冇眼簾嫁，好燦眼啊！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFdnHCClKd
係噃，真係難為佢，而家佢流晒馬尿咁款…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpUUysFZN5
正當我想想辦法幫吓「英雄」嗰陣，突然…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyK5HK2IJ2
「嚓」一聲…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1J1bwkBT2
之後…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoUVV1tAAs
「唔使再浪費大家時間喇，你好明顯已經輸咗…」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKay3fh1eSA
「大家開眼啦。」阿明講完，就收返埋把「九陽草薙」…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGUU6QuyFl
我亦抬起頭嚟睇吓發生咩事…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡza2fIk84FI
原來…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3U9JxcQS2f
係「東歪」出手殺死咗「鬼王」…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXb6yjVdR8D
唔通，我哋怪錯咗佢…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9dPQ672eo
但係不出幾秒，答案就嚟喇…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSSgVTR3Uf
「東歪」佢向住一個方向，好恭敬咁耷低頭…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcZ22KGRFO
個方向就係「大袋」被吊起嘅方向…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IC2NXY8Zk
我轉身望過去，發覺…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡju6yQ2yRlQ
「餐躝~」幾聲嘅鐵鍊聲，係「大袋」佢自己鬆開咗鐵鍊啊！809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYXFQlsrIh
我當時又開心，又擔心，嗰種感覺真係好難形容…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcie8tcdCmc
我眼見佢慢慢飄埋去擒咗上去嘅欣家姐嘅面前…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnJ53L9aHS
淨係隱約聽到佢問︰—809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJ1ZaQPnGM
「你想救我呀？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvePq7j9aD
欣家姐呆咗咁及咗一吓頭，而「大袋」佢就咁回應︰—809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVdbCeAbCD
「好可惜，我已經唔係佢，我係佛地魔。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5h0V7clkpD
「吓？」呢一吓係當時我心裡面嘅疑問。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfNqET1fii
連呢一個單字都未問完，「大袋」佢…「佛地魔」佢…唉，我都唔知點叫佢好…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkTyxNKSoc
Eee…算啦，叫佢「大袋魔」啦，「大袋魔」佢出手快到我肉眼都睇唔到…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzslrP6Jrg
欣家姐就俾佢打暈咗。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4hO3FILMv
「大袋，你癲咗呀？佢係你啱啱先識嘅女朋友嚟嫁！」阿狗大嗌。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEc2GvGy46M
阿狗嗌完，只係「蓬」一聲，「大袋魔」就已經去到佢面前，再…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhGrL2e9IJ
一手將佢個口噤住…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIFNh5abCA
阿狗佢就連反擊嘅能力都冇…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYjlrAbbSC
「狐炎舞！」阿妮即刻想出手相救，但係…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtUO3bIxKi
「大袋魔」左手一撥…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMieW8gs6O
「嘭」一聲，阿妮就彈開幾丈遠…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0seJkZif8
之後「大袋魔」一手將阿狗噤落地下…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsR9YbqUI5j
再「嘭」一聲，阿狗完全俾佢壓咗入地下…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtOA2v9IIz
「大袋魔」起返身，斯斯然咁另轉身行返上大台…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBlqlbVzOy
「恭喜佛地魔大人重生。」「東歪」好恭敬咁向住「大袋魔」講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbmoYAya1h
「仲以為酒吞童子隻小鬼就夠料清理晒呢班人添。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyNwJZjktf
「佢咁冇用，我呢把妖刀都唔想浪費時間，隨手就殺咗佢，望大人原諒。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyYhhMPRWb
「傻啦，佢死唔死同我都冇關係，佢只係幫我嚟浪費呢堆人時間嫁啫…」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30Mr8mhPFA
「你…你將大袋佢點啊？」阿明咬牙切齒咁問。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXWJf6H3c6
「見你打贏「童子」，我就答吓你問題啦，你講嘅人，而家仲喺我身體裡面。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwDRhZyjIt
「咁係咪真係打贏你就可以救返我哋朋友啊？」我問。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJShdJmba2
「哈哈哈，係啊，嚟啦，全部一齊上丫，我讓你哋淨係用單手又點話？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeY5Lm2c8R
佢個樣明明係「大袋」，但係整個格就好似變咗另一個人一樣，真係好心寒…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGerikcSryk
「咁…咁點解你要用我哋朋友嘅身體啊？」「細鬼」竟然出聲。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECTNArdT9n
「大袋魔」突然好凶狠咁望住「細鬼」，再用手指指住佢…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2kmwjwItq
「你講多次！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCz9OhFFzrS
佢嘅呢個凶狠嘅眼神，就好似威嚇住「細鬼」會節磨死佢一樣…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZDWSgmZkg
「細鬼」佢當場俾「大袋魔」嚇到瀨咗尿…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHinJI1tEj
亦都唔敢再問…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtMVcMr7zE7
「哎喲，我只係叫你講多次啫，做乜嚇到瀨尿咁陰公豬呀？使唔使叔叔錫返？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgz2mbdjG5u
「細鬼」已經俾佢嚇到呆晒咁坐咗喺地…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvpadxh3wxw
「地魔，點解你要咁害班細路？」「肥龍大師」咁問。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssQbro9mhg
「肥仔，你又想瀨尿啊？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRNC3HHFn8
「瀨屎你嘆都仲得呀！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaDzCV0c14
「嘩，乜你咁污糟嫁，好，講吓你哋聽啦，我冇諗住害你哋噃，我淨係想一樣嘢，就係毀滅人間…」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XOlkGoR5G
「咩意思啊？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbsKnG6cVJ
「困晒你哋喺度，唔好阻住晒，我就去毀滅人間囉，而家應該都七七八八嚧…」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRLXt5EJUM
「咩七七八八啊？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubAbIlDNSm
「世界上好多個地方都已經俾我嘅瘟疫腐土佔據咗。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGakbAWctT
「佔據咗會點嫁？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJj30XNCXXJ
「人類都會變成聽從我指令嘅腐肉。丫，你哋係香港人呀可？好似成個香港都已經俾我毀滅咗嚧。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpILovk6QUR
「咩話？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoWi68zAGu
「…」大家都呆咗一陣。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4o8vP79BG
「唔好理佢吹水定講笑住，我哋而家係要打敗佢。」「南龍」先生出聲。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrFUYlrWNC
「地魔，我諗你都好戰嫁，不如俾少少時間我哋變強，再同你打。」佢再講。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsKVKDKsE6
「變強？你哋仲可以點變強啊？哈哈哈，不過都好，俾三分鐘你哋啦。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFauGry8RhN
「大家埋嚟…」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqWWPSykny
之後我哋郁動到嘅人都走埋去「南龍」先生度…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jeqtyeFyV
「「屎橋」教我哋，可以試吓呢一招，劏雞還神。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbT41tNy91
「咩嚟嫁？究竟你呢個「噏屎」邊個寫嫁？信唔信得過嫁？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHZMV2O5ZZ
「世外高人寫嫁，唔會有錯，不過點做佢就唔會直接教我哋囉。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGT1Y7blYSZ
「劏雞還神即係點啊？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfweoNONq2
「神與神…劏雞還神…我諗…我明喇，係請神啊，初仔佢嗰招啊。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRb2eWvfAqU
「請神！？點請啊？而家「光管陳」又唔喺度，仲有啊，我哋要請邊個神啊？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sRFpklExW
「孫悟空丫！肯定有得贏。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQX77O6e3wE
「識龜波氣功嗰個好唔好？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9XiPd25z7x
「咁我想要悟飯囉。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAawu7T2jds
「癲夠未啊？得返一分鐘咋。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoTuRaUpsX
「劏雞還神…我諗…我哋應該係要用雞血嚟請神。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhFSJj1DV2
「邊度嚟雞血啊？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZC5j6jv729
「呢度！」突然後面有條友大嗌。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ODrYDkf8T
係「阿張」啊！嗰個喺故事裡面好少出現，俾孌童校長孌嗰個啊。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHdHIfMEA8
「你手上嘅係咩嚟嫁？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLS8GUIiGP
「雞妖隻手。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpkvfCbaEB
「雞妖？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlSt55DlEV
「之前脅持我嗰隻啊，我見咁大個仔都未見過妖怪，咪攞佢隻手嚟留念，諗住返去做標本囉。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72TCnLmy4R
「嘩，果然最可怕嘅都係人類。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbBcx8SUNx
「事不宜遲，我試吓用雞血請神啦。」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrd8XlzUGmm
「咁請邊個啊？」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwDdC7QLpE
「冇得錯嫁喇，有單眼仔呢隻「慧眼」，又有三尖兩刃嘅「鳳凰火炎」，仲有隻哮天傻狗，係你喇，二郎神！」809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ktwVg0UAB
(待續)809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvGfkCdMrT
下集預告︰809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKz4HgMUWG
P你個K丫，青龍劍都爛埋添…809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3MswLYKGA
註解︰809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbWEoFH1QL
(1) 鬥咗幾吓口哩 — 鬥口哩，即係鬥嘴，鬥鬧咁囉。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8LS5kusqq
(2) 流晒馬尿 — 流馬尿，即係流眼淚。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewoO2rU4V9
(3) 陰公豬 — 唔知點解要加個豬字，應該純粹懶可愛，陰公意思有D似慘啊，淒涼啊咁囉，通常唔忍心咁睇到人哋慘況就會講︰「陰公囉！」。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cLSfjkYbn
(4) 悟空﹑悟飯 — 本來唔想介紹，因為有《龍珠-改》，不過呢度提吓啦，日本動漫《龍珠》主角悟空係用左中國《西遊記》一D事物創作嘅，當中主角就係用咗齊天大聖孫悟空個名，至於悟飯就係佢個仔，舊版細個個陣好型好正好勁，而家唔知改成點嚧。809Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzX07qWBpe
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