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給擺爛社畜一個系統，她能敲詐到千億
蘇十八
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沈眠，26歲，人生座右銘是「早死早超生」。當被強行綁定「不甜就死」戀愛系統，要求她強吻高冷總裁顧宴禮時——沈眠直接拉過被子：「那你抹殺我吧，死在辦公室算工傷，我媽還能拿筆賠償金。」系統當場嚇跪，為了KPI被迫化身「割地賠款」卑微統。任務太難？幫你卡Bug降難度！薪水太低？直接入侵財務系統幫你永久翻倍！只要你肯去撩總裁，中環三房兩廳、百萬保時捷豪車、百億養老金通通送給你！於是，沈眠一邊心安理得地瘋狂敲詐系統搞錢，一邊為了做任務，對大總裁進行各種「粗暴調戲」：扯領帶借婚、餐廳潑咖啡、泳池推落水……沈眠內心：【快！倒數五秒！老娘要拿那台保時捷！】顧宴禮內心：【天啊，她竟然愛我愛到不惜當眾自殘、甚至與我殉情落水……她真的，愛我愛到無藥可救了。】直到世紀婚禮當天，沈眠為了拿走百億養老金，當著全港媒體面大喊：「其實我只是貪圖你的錢！」已經徹底壞掉的千億戀愛腦總裁眼眶通紅，當場轉讓所有家產：「眠眠，你想貪多少就貪多少！我整個人連同錢包一輩子都是你的！」沈眠看著賬戶裡的無數個零，流下了包租婆迷茫卻幸福的淚水……【反向威脅系統的擺爛搞錢女主 x 瘋狂自我攻略的千億戀愛腦霸總】輕鬆！沙雕！爆笑！1V1雙潔甜寵大結局！

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