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給擺爛社畜一個系統，她能敲詐到千億
蘇十八
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給擺爛社畜一個系統，她能敲詐到千億
【反向威脅系統的擺爛搞錢女主 x 瘋狂自我攻略的千億戀愛腦霸總】

沈眠，26歲，人生座右銘是「早死早超生」。
當被強行綁定「不甜就死」戀愛系統，要求她強吻高冷總裁顧宴禮時——
沈眠直接拉過被子：「那你抹殺我吧，死在辦公室算工傷，我媽還能拿筆賠償金。」
系統當場嚇跪，為了KPI被迫化身「割地賠款」卑微統。任務太難？幫你卡Bug降難度！薪水太低？直接入侵財務系統幫你永久翻倍！
只要你肯去撩總裁，跑馬地三房兩廳、百萬保時捷豪車、百億養老金通通送給你！

於是，沈眠一邊心安理得地瘋狂敲詐系統搞錢，一邊為了做任務，對大總裁進行各種「粗暴調戲」：扯領帶借婚、餐廳潑咖啡、泳池推落水……
沈眠內心：【快！倒數五秒！老娘要拿那台保時捷！】
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顧宴禮內心：【天啊，她竟然愛我愛到不惜當眾自殘、甚至與我殉情落水……她真的，愛我愛到無藥可救了。】

直到世紀婚禮當天，沈眠為了拿走百億養老金，當著全港媒體面大喊：「其實我只是貪圖你的錢！」
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已經徹底壞掉的千億戀愛腦總裁眼眶通紅，當場轉讓所有家產：「眠眠，你想貪多少就貪多少！我整個人連同錢包一輩子都是你的！」
沈眠看著賬戶裡的無數個零，流下了包租婆迷茫卻幸福的淚水……

輕鬆！沙雕！爆笑！1V1雙潔甜寵大結局！

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Last updated: Jul 11, 2026
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