時間飛快,外星人搬來我家過一個禮拜,每天早上家真會先泡三杯手沖咖啡,我是不喝,堅持用半自動咖啡機。父母訕笑我是進步派主義、科技人,但誰在乎呢?我要用自己的方式來過人生……63Please respect copyright.PENANAryDdiAvr7S
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這天禮拜日,家真竟然沒泡咖啡便出門。63Please respect copyright.PENANAmAgUVMpvfT
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「家真沒有幫你泡咖啡?」63Please respect copyright.PENANAQhJZ7mqHkP
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「小婷約家真去遊樂園玩,你也跟家真學一下,多交朋友嘛!」媽媽叨唸個沒完沒了,媽最愛拿我跟家真比較,好像我沒有一點比得上家真。是啦!家真比我會說好聽的話,更懂得看大人眼色,好像有讀心術似的,說的都是大人想聽的話,可我才不吃這一套呢!63Please respect copyright.PENANAGo17Qafklz
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「媽,你想要我幫你泡咖啡嗎?」63Please respect copyright.PENANAk5PcKiezFK
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「好啊!你要幫我泡嗎?」63Please respect copyright.PENANA1Sxq8jixzr
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「是可以啦!我剛好有空,就順便泡囉!」63Please respect copyright.PENANAHYSm5tBxWo
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「我要喝手沖咖啡。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAO0u957dP3d
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又是手沖,那麼愛喝就幫媽泡吧!媽也是老人家,對科技感的東西有排斥,也挺正常。63Please respect copyright.PENANAOXc42T9bVI
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「就幫你泡手沖吧!是我剛好有時間才幫你泡,不然我就用咖啡機煮。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAlX84sbimPR
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「好啦!你愛用咖啡機煮就用咖啡機,我都可以。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAH754Qy9SVv
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「沒關係!一樣手沖。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAm6Ifa7cQM9
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「你會嗎?」63Please respect copyright.PENANAGnZw1JiFNl
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「當然會,我可是貨真價實的人類!才不是什麼外星人。」說完我將磨豆機放進兩杯咖啡豆的量。63Please respect copyright.PENANAw6KNy1vLPS
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按下啟動,嗡嗡嗡嗡!磨豆機將咖啡豆磨成粉末,我小心地用小刷子將咖啡粉倒進濾網,但還是有少許粉末掉出桌上。63Please respect copyright.PENANA3tIBaUfwoX
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「細心點,你看都掉到外面,還說你會,齁!」63Please respect copyright.PENANAFiKCIXXcG8
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「不要再唸了,大驚小怪。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAfXIdu0igZX
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「你要慢慢倒。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAii7pA1fCpB
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「又不是再澆花。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAUTPrOklI5J
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「唉唷!我真是看不下去,你要等咖啡下來。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAy9Lx9iukna
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「我知道怎麼做。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAW5FfzcJCSb
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「你真的知道怎麼做嗎?咖啡要滿出來。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAVjOtmpZLWM
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啊!咖啡真的滿出來,我熱水加太快。媽媽拿起抹布收拾我溢出的殘局。63Please respect copyright.PENANAKmUgSaht8O
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「真是謝謝你做的好事,這下不用喝咖啡,我精神都上來了。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAPvx0HxROTq
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我翻了翻白眼,豪不客氣地說:「不管怎樣,咖啡也是泡好,味道不會差太多。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAGS0HZHrVz1
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媽媽端起咖啡喝了一口,「咖啡渣都掉進裡面了。」63Please respect copyright.PENANA4Uqv0cxq61
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我看到媽媽垮掉的臉,覺得很搞笑,忍不住大笑。63Please respect copyright.PENANA4Ok8Cw7qmG
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「你還笑得出來,你在整我嗎!」63Please respect copyright.PENANA9J2cj4gImn
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「土耳其人都是這樣喝咖啡,這才是最道地的喝法。」63Please respect copyright.PENANA1Mvrz0lrJR
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媽媽吐掉嘴巴的咖啡渣,「最好,你又再唬爛。」63Please respect copyright.PENANA2MruejksGu
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「我要出門了啦!你不用再聽我唬扯。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAE9ZEiYOSgE
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「坐沒幾分鐘就要出門,是屁股長蟲喔!中午會回來吃飯。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAYAaOvHOFI5
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「有空就會回來,沒空就不會。」說完我背著背包出門。63Please respect copyright.PENANA5pqSReeI7g
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走出家門,說真的有點後悔,不是很想出門,天氣又熱,陽光刺眼,可是又待不下家,媽說話很討厭,不過我口氣也沒好到哪裡,說到底還不是因為家裡多個外星人,什麼手沖咖啡!狗屁!63Please respect copyright.PENANAwloVOX0ylJ
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我四處閒逛,不知道要去哪裡溜達。如果不知道去哪,第一站會走去公園,觀察小朋友玩溜滑梯,不知道為什麼看看比自己年紀小的孩子玩耍,我就覺得很有趣,說不上來,可能是他們還沒變得那麼討人厭,不過我現在想去的不是公園。63Please respect copyright.PENANA0tiyBxJ9ja
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走到公園附近的超商,買根冰棒來解熱。63Please respect copyright.PENANA9nKLsFpU18
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我坐到靠窗的位置,舌頭舔著冰冷的紅豆牛奶冰,冰冷中帶著香甜在舌尖上化開,在一陣透心涼下,無意間從落地窗看見有個媽媽推著嬰兒車走過,我猜是個小男孩吧!他咬著奶嘴,歪著頭沉沉地睡著,好可愛,他長大後會變成什麼樣的大人,是像家真裝模作樣喝手沖咖啡,還是跟我一樣用半自動咖啡機?63Please respect copyright.PENANAQlz8aqeH8H
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莫名其妙,我怎麼突然關心起一個小男孩,又不是我生的,我冷笑一聲,拿起卡謬的異鄉人。63Please respect copyright.PENANANmhfzFNtM2
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「你怎麼在一個人坐在這裡冷笑?」63Please respect copyright.PENANAoYqVvOszBF
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我抬起頭一看是智銘。63Please respect copyright.PENANAjnRl3lyuE8
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「沒事!」63Please respect copyright.PENANAo0zRJsSo4c
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「沒事在這裡笑什麼,你不知道你在同學眼裡是怪人嗎?」63Please respect copyright.PENANAtTxlEZpRkq
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我搖搖頭,「怎麼說?」63Please respect copyright.PENANA9BExRjnZlv
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「我懷疑你根本沒在讀小說,只是裝模作樣?」63Please respect copyright.PENANA9WjI8F0b1P
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「怎麼說?」63Please respect copyright.PENANAB3FFsvj8x8
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「你常常只是拿出書,可是眼睛看的不是書,是別人。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAhVBFZepz4u
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我闔上書,「我哪有!」63Please respect copyright.PENANAtvm0AjDPwK
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「明明就有,還裝?」智銘捧著肚子大笑。63Please respect copyright.PENANAUMFqDUblcJ
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「我才沒有。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAlYC5UBaDtp
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「我知道你為什麼要裝?」63Please respect copyright.PENANAjmaS1nDFze
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「你並不知道,自大狂。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAkOr7x1u78l
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「你是為了要看小婷,對吧?」63Please respect copyright.PENANA5cUp6SVc0C
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我大笑,「你夢到什麼說什麼吧!唬扯,瞎說,別開玩笑了,你有時間在這跟我抬槓,怎麼不去工地搬磚啊!也許減掉你的啤酒肚,你就不會看起來那麼像中年大叔。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAnkRaElbmVX
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智銘:「我不在乎,欸!你不要轉移話題!呵呵呵呵呵呵!」63Please respect copyright.PENANA5tHZMUW8Gg
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我最討厭智銘露出超賤的笑容,如果手上有一把手術刀,我肯定免費幫他開刀,我講真的。63Please respect copyright.PENANAIuw5IF90Ya
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「你要真實的面對自己。」63Please respect copyright.PENANA8lqwmV395C
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我發出噁的聲音:「幹!少在那邊裝,現在是怎樣,在我面前當心靈導師,下一句是不要說,你要相信做真實的自己才能得到真愛,聽你媽的放屁。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAQOQe67jFHB
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「哇靠!你怎麼知道,你也讀過不少大眾心理書。你算是忠實讀者?」63Please respect copyright.PENANAmMWkQrrhSZ
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「那些都是學齡前毒物啦!」63Please respect copyright.PENANAAr1U4E4hYk
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「哇喔喔嗚嗚!你還真敢講。說出去,你不怕被小婷討厭嗎?小婷在IG上發的書都是這些。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAzqkLsa8FOk
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我當然知道,小婷在IG發的書我全部都讀過了,63Please respect copyright.PENANA4QcApKcSXJ
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就是因為這樣我才痛恨這些作者。他們自以為是,以為用軟綿綿的文字就可以帶給小婷安慰,其實只是想要騙她寶貴的注意力。63Please respect copyright.PENANALKbD7kElst
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智銘:「說真的,有時候我覺得你蠻蠢。」他說完就轉身離開。63Please respect copyright.PENANAsPqiSzbWgA
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我叫住他:「什麼意思?」63Please respect copyright.PENANASzTUv2fPU2
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「動點腦!你以為小婷約家真出去,真的只是去玩嗎?」63Please respect copyright.PENANAuChTDjdiXc
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「什麼意思!難道小婷已經懷疑家真來地球真正的企圖。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAeLNuD2lKap
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智銘眼球翻到後腦勺,說:「話都說到這份上,你真是沒救了,我宣告你直男癌末期。」63Please respect copyright.PENANA53B1IDkd0M
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我不想理智銘,反正我會當面跟小婷問清楚。63Please respect copyright.PENANAvF1lTkwl0P
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隔日。63Please respect copyright.PENANA3b5BzdqeWs
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小婷和她的閨蜜怡君還有家真三人聊天。63Please respect copyright.PENANAWAuE2l5kyf
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小婷用食指轉著她的咖啡色海苔瀏海,今天她的空氣瀏海特別塌,我猜大概是賴床,所以才沒時間整理。還有她長黑眼圈,也許是發現家真身上有什麼秘密,所以晚上才睡不安穩。63Please respect copyright.PENANAFo8kcUPOs2
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「你不是要問小婷嗎?別再假裝看書了!」63Please respect copyright.PENANAG34VpJ7urd
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「我知道,現在不是時候,你沒看家真在那。」63Please respect copyright.PENANALEmXUKKSTO
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「我幫你支開家真。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAj1CQ83phTI
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「不用你多管閒事。」63Please respect copyright.PENANA0SQyEbf3sX
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智銘這傢伙壓根不把我的話聽進去,自顧自地走向家真。63Please respect copyright.PENANAvSZ1E3Lb2X
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「家真你現在有空嗎?可以請你幫我一個小忙,這件事非你不可。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAGeDKO0pZsh
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「好啊!」63Please respect copyright.PENANATP2EuB2kzM
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「那跟我來一趟。各位不好意思,借一下家真,很快就還你們。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAUU7C1Z8OT6
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智銘真有你的,三言兩語就把家真帶走。63Please respect copyright.PENANAorJAkq4beb
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我趁機來到小婷面前。63Please respect copyright.PENANA0dubpigSYK
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「小婷,你和家真昨天不是去遊樂園?」63Please respect copyright.PENANAwfRXrXZ9TQ
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小婷停下轉瀏海的動作,抬起頭,一雙像星夜發亮的大眼睛看著我。63Please respect copyright.PENANAhZ8SB557OU
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「怎麼啦?」63Please respect copyright.PENANAnJQD5EZs4f
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「沒事,好奇問一下,你們都聊什麼?」63Please respect copyright.PENANAmIJEdK70Qn
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她捂起嘴巴,興奮地瀏海顫動,轉頭對怡君說:「天哪!大新聞,沒想到阿飛也有好奇的時候。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAO7G2cpxw1Q
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我下意識摸了摸臉頰:「也不算好奇,我想你是不是發現到家真有什麼異常?」63Please respect copyright.PENANAYSyTwMqxlg
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小婷露出困惑的眼神:「哪有什麼異常,你今天才不正常,竟然主動找人說話。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAa7aMgJcpLo
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「那我回去好了。」說完,我便要轉身走回座位。63Please respect copyright.PENANADKDeZglzyl
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「站住,開玩笑的。我想問你,你覺得家真怎麼樣?是不是你喜歡的類型?」63Please respect copyright.PENANAaXjrYLewhD
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「我才對她沒興趣。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAML8PBS1F9V
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「那……哪種類型的女生,你有興趣?」63Please respect copyright.PENANA7dOwqjAudN
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「我不知道,女生還可以分什麼樣的類型?」63Please respect copyright.PENANAPs646TUjiS
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「你喜歡文靜的?活潑的?氣質的?幽默的?有個性的?」63Please respect copyright.PENANANKfN7H9tOr
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「等一下,這有點難回答。」63Please respect copyright.PENANA0fGQ7rZJcH
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「那你喜歡長頭髮?還是短頭髮?」63Please respect copyright.PENANA4h0iAWhsh6
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「短頭髮,看起來蠻可愛。」63Please respect copyright.PENANA3TvVziHzju
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小婷用手指梳理自己的長髮:「可是……我問過大部分的男生都喜歡長頭髮的女生。長頭髮的女生通常看起來比較溫柔,不是嗎?」63Please respect copyright.PENANAxwJ5vdP2MR
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我冷笑一聲:「要看臉,短髮不好駕馭,減了短髮後還能是美女,才是真正的美女。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAdVO6kGJQZs
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這時怡君開口問:「那你覺得小婷減成短髮,還算美女嗎?」63Please respect copyright.PENANAPy06sTLgu0
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我愣住了,沒想到怡君會問得這麼直接,「你覺得呢?」我把話題丟回去。63Please respect copyright.PENANAMATeZPiSFr
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「我先問你的。」63Please respect copyright.PENANAbZEmswlCrN
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「小婷妳想知道嗎?」63Please respect copyright.PENANAHk2c0A3rla
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「隨便啦!」63Please respect copyright.PENANAT0eqD39Z6X
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「勉勉強強,算啦!」63Please respect copyright.PENANAZbq0swTYaJ
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怡君:「哇嗚!」63Please respect copyright.PENANA6qKgXxdZTA
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小婷整理起她的空氣瀏海,氣氛變得有些微妙。63Please respect copyright.PENANAw1mQys56DW
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噹噹噹噹!上課鐘聲響起,我們各自走回座位,我坐回位置,手指有點抖,心臟碰碰地跳,有點控制不住的緊張,還有莫名的期待。老師在講台上說什麼,我竟然完全聽不進去,只見他的嘴巴一張一闔,像極了水缸裡的金魚。63Please respect copyright.PENANAeSgN18JWcs
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外星人坐在我隔壁
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