時間飛快,外星人搬來我家過一個禮拜,每天早上家真會先泡三杯手沖咖啡,我是不喝,堅持用半自動咖啡機。父母訕笑我是進步派主義、科技人,但誰在乎呢?我要用自己的方式來過人生……64Please respect copyright.PENANAj7RIJs4zkb
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這天禮拜日,家真竟然沒泡咖啡便出門。64Please respect copyright.PENANA0iwRyChsrb
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「家真沒有幫你泡咖啡?」64Please respect copyright.PENANAQKOH0b7kkU
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「小婷約家真去遊樂園玩,你也跟家真學一下,多交朋友嘛!」媽媽叨唸個沒完沒了,媽最愛拿我跟家真比較,好像我沒有一點比得上家真。是啦!家真比我會說好聽的話,更懂得看大人眼色,好像有讀心術似的,說的都是大人想聽的話,可我才不吃這一套呢!64Please respect copyright.PENANAp6fYn5WSDW
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「媽,你想要我幫你泡咖啡嗎?」64Please respect copyright.PENANAK6fMyvdex6
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「好啊!你要幫我泡嗎?」64Please respect copyright.PENANArfjNaoTJB1
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「是可以啦!我剛好有空,就順便泡囉!」64Please respect copyright.PENANAVOxCwsENe6
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「我要喝手沖咖啡。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAcbiAx9aeb9
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又是手沖,那麼愛喝就幫媽泡吧!媽也是老人家,對科技感的東西有排斥,也挺正常。64Please respect copyright.PENANA5sgJIqOvlW
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「就幫你泡手沖吧!是我剛好有時間才幫你泡,不然我就用咖啡機煮。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAkv7jsGJkX1
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「好啦!你愛用咖啡機煮就用咖啡機,我都可以。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAel8VThvfVD
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「沒關係!一樣手沖。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAWPJTaUfSqv
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「你會嗎?」64Please respect copyright.PENANAKN99ORIJGI
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「當然會,我可是貨真價實的人類!才不是什麼外星人。」說完我將磨豆機放進兩杯咖啡豆的量。64Please respect copyright.PENANAOMdzBJttlr
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按下啟動,嗡嗡嗡嗡!磨豆機將咖啡豆磨成粉末,我小心地用小刷子將咖啡粉倒進濾網,但還是有少許粉末掉出桌上。64Please respect copyright.PENANAwoRT3YInLF
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「細心點,你看都掉到外面,還說你會,齁!」64Please respect copyright.PENANALIYb5rRiUw
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「不要再唸了,大驚小怪。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAAFtKXXdbAZ
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「你要慢慢倒。」64Please respect copyright.PENANARAHErW9KW1
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「又不是再澆花。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAKGejL6H1I3
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「唉唷!我真是看不下去,你要等咖啡下來。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAJamGpXQw1e
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「我知道怎麼做。」64Please respect copyright.PENANARSt7eS6xGz
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「你真的知道怎麼做嗎?咖啡要滿出來。」64Please respect copyright.PENANADBOMYk0Ub6
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啊!咖啡真的滿出來,我熱水加太快。媽媽拿起抹布收拾我溢出的殘局。64Please respect copyright.PENANAtAdeSB2zoA
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「真是謝謝你做的好事,這下不用喝咖啡,我精神都上來了。」64Please respect copyright.PENANALIKzknkiOG
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我翻了翻白眼,豪不客氣地說:「不管怎樣,咖啡也是泡好,味道不會差太多。」64Please respect copyright.PENANA7M4Cusulyu
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媽媽端起咖啡喝了一口,「咖啡渣都掉進裡面了。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAfmczV0TUOp
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我看到媽媽垮掉的臉,覺得很搞笑,忍不住大笑。64Please respect copyright.PENANAPmKpfjzBsA
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「你還笑得出來,你在整我嗎!」64Please respect copyright.PENANAnv5ngRxULg
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「土耳其人都是這樣喝咖啡,這才是最道地的喝法。」64Please respect copyright.PENANADJoScCY8Y4
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媽媽吐掉嘴巴的咖啡渣,「最好,你又再唬爛。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAUDCB9nE7Ti
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「我要出門了啦!你不用再聽我唬扯。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAkKfVTfpvXL
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「坐沒幾分鐘就要出門,是屁股長蟲喔!中午會回來吃飯。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAxXYFF7QiKc
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「有空就會回來,沒空就不會。」說完我背著背包出門。64Please respect copyright.PENANAtsK3GzI1ZI
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走出家門,說真的有點後悔,不是很想出門,天氣又熱,陽光刺眼,可是又待不下家,媽說話很討厭,不過我口氣也沒好到哪裡,說到底還不是因為家裡多個外星人,什麼手沖咖啡!狗屁!64Please respect copyright.PENANA2uIwG7xzRX
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我四處閒逛,不知道要去哪裡溜達。如果不知道去哪,第一站會走去公園,觀察小朋友玩溜滑梯,不知道為什麼看看比自己年紀小的孩子玩耍,我就覺得很有趣,說不上來,可能是他們還沒變得那麼討人厭,不過我現在想去的不是公園。64Please respect copyright.PENANAcPBUmvfgxq
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走到公園附近的超商,買根冰棒來解熱。64Please respect copyright.PENANAhxPZnZRg2e
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我坐到靠窗的位置,舌頭舔著冰冷的紅豆牛奶冰,冰冷中帶著香甜在舌尖上化開,在一陣透心涼下,無意間從落地窗看見有個媽媽推著嬰兒車走過,我猜是個小男孩吧!他咬著奶嘴,歪著頭沉沉地睡著,好可愛,他長大後會變成什麼樣的大人,是像家真裝模作樣喝手沖咖啡,還是跟我一樣用半自動咖啡機?64Please respect copyright.PENANAaaPizeYFKs
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莫名其妙,我怎麼突然關心起一個小男孩,又不是我生的,我冷笑一聲,拿起卡謬的異鄉人。64Please respect copyright.PENANAQKbDtUQ2DR
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「你怎麼在一個人坐在這裡冷笑?」64Please respect copyright.PENANAFu0ExGMkYG
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我抬起頭一看是智銘。64Please respect copyright.PENANAFLGI3CuoB3
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「沒事!」64Please respect copyright.PENANAjN2RwyQRLR
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「沒事在這裡笑什麼,你不知道你在同學眼裡是怪人嗎?」64Please respect copyright.PENANAJHPJVKVbxu
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我搖搖頭,「怎麼說?」64Please respect copyright.PENANAAzyz77v93U
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「我懷疑你根本沒在讀小說,只是裝模作樣?」64Please respect copyright.PENANACsRkuCiutP
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「怎麼說?」64Please respect copyright.PENANA7PaABpE8ZX
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「你常常只是拿出書,可是眼睛看的不是書,是別人。」64Please respect copyright.PENANA6maT0AvhMo
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我闔上書,「我哪有!」64Please respect copyright.PENANAZkns8LgUSz
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「明明就有,還裝?」智銘捧著肚子大笑。64Please respect copyright.PENANAbJVr5k5ajy
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「我才沒有。」64Please respect copyright.PENANA9DedYL9EmP
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「我知道你為什麼要裝?」64Please respect copyright.PENANA8KeeFkWkTG
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「你並不知道,自大狂。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAsLpjdbq8PQ
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「你是為了要看小婷,對吧?」64Please respect copyright.PENANA4aBsIqj00R
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我大笑,「你夢到什麼說什麼吧!唬扯,瞎說,別開玩笑了,你有時間在這跟我抬槓,怎麼不去工地搬磚啊!也許減掉你的啤酒肚,你就不會看起來那麼像中年大叔。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAbqy3kBCpZQ
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智銘:「我不在乎,欸!你不要轉移話題!呵呵呵呵呵呵!」64Please respect copyright.PENANAYNCWPnvJ2a
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我最討厭智銘露出超賤的笑容,如果手上有一把手術刀,我肯定免費幫他開刀,我講真的。64Please respect copyright.PENANAt5qdHog7nl
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「你要真實的面對自己。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAo4fikKgWeS
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我發出噁的聲音:「幹!少在那邊裝,現在是怎樣,在我面前當心靈導師,下一句是不要說,你要相信做真實的自己才能得到真愛,聽你媽的放屁。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAhFydxA47NO
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「哇靠!你怎麼知道,你也讀過不少大眾心理書。你算是忠實讀者?」64Please respect copyright.PENANAzIVMVGtxNh
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「那些都是學齡前毒物啦!」64Please respect copyright.PENANAB9DnYUHqd7
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「哇喔喔嗚嗚!你還真敢講。說出去,你不怕被小婷討厭嗎?小婷在IG上發的書都是這些。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAoFeUQzIzjM
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我當然知道,小婷在IG發的書我全部都讀過了,64Please respect copyright.PENANAqVKNfJMg5u
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就是因為這樣我才痛恨這些作者。他們自以為是,以為用軟綿綿的文字就可以帶給小婷安慰,其實只是想要騙她寶貴的注意力。64Please respect copyright.PENANAP6tqDcNq08
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智銘:「說真的,有時候我覺得你蠻蠢。」他說完就轉身離開。64Please respect copyright.PENANAzmubxOzEEi
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我叫住他:「什麼意思?」64Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1W7Wi3cSz
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「動點腦!你以為小婷約家真出去,真的只是去玩嗎?」64Please respect copyright.PENANAnYRcjaxDMA
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「什麼意思!難道小婷已經懷疑家真來地球真正的企圖。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAb9ab2lGJ3J
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智銘眼球翻到後腦勺,說:「話都說到這份上,你真是沒救了,我宣告你直男癌末期。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAgwudcLzXeT
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我不想理智銘,反正我會當面跟小婷問清楚。64Please respect copyright.PENANAsLlI23c5DE
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隔日。64Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6G8DXdUzR
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小婷和她的閨蜜怡君還有家真三人聊天。64Please respect copyright.PENANA5mcC3zs116
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小婷用食指轉著她的咖啡色海苔瀏海,今天她的空氣瀏海特別塌,我猜大概是賴床,所以才沒時間整理。還有她長黑眼圈,也許是發現家真身上有什麼秘密,所以晚上才睡不安穩。64Please respect copyright.PENANADn2Bk7Mjoi
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「你不是要問小婷嗎?別再假裝看書了!」64Please respect copyright.PENANAJMGRfwwRqr
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「我知道,現在不是時候,你沒看家真在那。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAdqXFFaMl0U
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「我幫你支開家真。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAm8fXs7qvT8
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「不用你多管閒事。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAhmoLQnp9CC
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智銘這傢伙壓根不把我的話聽進去,自顧自地走向家真。64Please respect copyright.PENANAjwbawCPgj0
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「家真你現在有空嗎?可以請你幫我一個小忙,這件事非你不可。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAfhntz24JpH
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「好啊!」64Please respect copyright.PENANA5TtoVoVb8a
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「那跟我來一趟。各位不好意思,借一下家真,很快就還你們。」64Please respect copyright.PENANA0eD84HYgDe
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智銘真有你的,三言兩語就把家真帶走。64Please respect copyright.PENANAmMtd4Azz3w
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我趁機來到小婷面前。64Please respect copyright.PENANAhw9G6AUPVt
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「小婷,你和家真昨天不是去遊樂園?」64Please respect copyright.PENANAiKQ6ydc2IJ
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小婷停下轉瀏海的動作,抬起頭,一雙像星夜發亮的大眼睛看著我。64Please respect copyright.PENANAkAR5PmLJfi
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「怎麼啦?」64Please respect copyright.PENANAvfIdl7X7rA
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「沒事,好奇問一下,你們都聊什麼?」64Please respect copyright.PENANAuYfYM6yMYd
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她捂起嘴巴,興奮地瀏海顫動,轉頭對怡君說:「天哪!大新聞,沒想到阿飛也有好奇的時候。」64Please respect copyright.PENANArwqnpmT8Dp
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我下意識摸了摸臉頰:「也不算好奇,我想你是不是發現到家真有什麼異常?」64Please respect copyright.PENANAacreOfOP1b
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小婷露出困惑的眼神:「哪有什麼異常,你今天才不正常,竟然主動找人說話。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAWCrfxGAfDc
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「那我回去好了。」說完,我便要轉身走回座位。64Please respect copyright.PENANAnsCf0SQpQ6
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「站住,開玩笑的。我想問你,你覺得家真怎麼樣?是不是你喜歡的類型?」64Please respect copyright.PENANAm9MUhuHZzQ
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「我才對她沒興趣。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAiOceX75Pkr
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「那……哪種類型的女生,你有興趣?」64Please respect copyright.PENANArmC0j0n0b8
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「我不知道,女生還可以分什麼樣的類型?」64Please respect copyright.PENANA9YGTIlvcKK
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「你喜歡文靜的?活潑的?氣質的?幽默的?有個性的?」64Please respect copyright.PENANAC5dsXapMc2
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「等一下,這有點難回答。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAd2phi2TH72
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「那你喜歡長頭髮?還是短頭髮?」64Please respect copyright.PENANArnPX4DZRhV
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「短頭髮,看起來蠻可愛。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAVOuRe2wxwq
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小婷用手指梳理自己的長髮:「可是……我問過大部分的男生都喜歡長頭髮的女生。長頭髮的女生通常看起來比較溫柔,不是嗎?」64Please respect copyright.PENANA8wDo1X0ipC
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我冷笑一聲:「要看臉,短髮不好駕馭,減了短髮後還能是美女,才是真正的美女。」64Please respect copyright.PENANA2NvgbcgjNc
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這時怡君開口問:「那你覺得小婷減成短髮,還算美女嗎?」64Please respect copyright.PENANApM0gaih6C3
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我愣住了,沒想到怡君會問得這麼直接,「你覺得呢?」我把話題丟回去。64Please respect copyright.PENANA9HCGiQ9Ibj
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「我先問你的。」64Please respect copyright.PENANAI0wr2rZfK1
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「小婷妳想知道嗎?」64Please respect copyright.PENANAjOYzOugLYv
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「隨便啦!」64Please respect copyright.PENANAeEEHdwf3tf
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「勉勉強強,算啦!」64Please respect copyright.PENANAVG6xT2hzzz
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怡君:「哇嗚!」64Please respect copyright.PENANAtScv3JFiPA
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小婷整理起她的空氣瀏海,氣氛變得有些微妙。64Please respect copyright.PENANAtPVBOwEiie
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噹噹噹噹!上課鐘聲響起,我們各自走回座位,我坐回位置,手指有點抖,心臟碰碰地跳,有點控制不住的緊張,還有莫名的期待。老師在講台上說什麼,我竟然完全聽不進去,只見他的嘴巴一張一闔,像極了水缸裡的金魚。64Please respect copyright.PENANAo8Wbq0mOWc
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