“A市,老麵店,氣氛——中。”72Please respect copyright.PENANAB4yjQcMOvg
--72Please respect copyright.PENANAVAqyMOjxYz
“葉哥。”餃子咬著筷子,滿臉幽怨。72Please respect copyright.PENANAcBNej4Tdkq
“我們已經連續吃三天清湯麵了。”72Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZaUlT61Lk
他低頭看了看碗裡那清澈到幾乎能照鏡子的湯,又看了看飄在上面的幾根蔥,整張臉都寫滿委屈。
72Please respect copyright.PENANAfBVC4Lqpba
“我開始有點懷疑你……”72Please respect copyright.PENANAxR3rGG7j4a
餃子微微瞇起眼睛,語氣逐漸變得懸疑。72Please respect copyright.PENANAAnbyLsiRal
72Please respect copyright.PENANA8vGwvt0kcD
葉秋生拿筷子的手,微不可察地頓了一下。72Please respect copyright.PENANAIHkOPp3vgh
72Please respect copyright.PENANAS7QT2gpDuE
“難道……”72Please respect copyright.PENANAI1ChUs1ktn
“餃子已經發現他不是原本的葉秋生了?”
72Please respect copyright.PENANATEmGTK2wDa
畢竟這段時間相處下來,葉秋生自己其實也察覺到了。72Please respect copyright.PENANAPGzN3W01j1
餃子看起來傻傻的,成天只知道吃,還喜歡晃那對狗耳朵。72Please respect copyright.PENANAM0vGNumb2o
但某些時候,他的直覺其實異常敏銳。72Please respect copyright.PENANA3QFbGVmSJT
葉秋生表面依舊平靜,心裡卻已經快速思考起來。72Please respect copyright.PENANAnHhcoK5ywE
如果餃子真的察覺異常,那自己該怎麼解釋?72Please respect copyright.PENANAu6srB29Vrd
穿越?72Please respect copyright.PENANAu6v9QYUASK
奪舍?72Please respect copyright.PENANA4sRwo008g8
記憶融合?72Please respect copyright.PENANAqZracsbdt0
還是乾脆假裝失憶?72Please respect copyright.PENANAirglqytg7y
短短一瞬間。72Please respect copyright.PENANAtQaHhSH2OG
葉秋生腦海裡甚至已經閃過七八種說詞。72Please respect copyright.PENANALFCySaJpcX
而餃子則依舊瞇著眼,死死盯著他,像一名即將揭穿真相的大偵探。
72Please respect copyright.PENANAGXZQes70tI
空氣忽然安靜了兩秒。
72Please respect copyright.PENANA5fblOwQ6Dh
接著,餃子壓低聲音,緩緩開口:72Please respect copyright.PENANAiPuVtZ3OlN
“你是不是……在進行什麼人體實驗?”72Please respect copyright.PENANABl665uxBUm
“……”72Please respect copyright.PENANAq0BEmaSIq1
葉秋生沉默。72Please respect copyright.PENANAZpmOfwNvUj
72Please respect copyright.PENANAS15TLDoOHE
腦海裡那堆準備好的解釋,瞬間煙消雲散。72Please respect copyright.PENANAVZer8xuc5Y
他默默低頭喝了口湯,忽然覺得,自己剛剛認真緊張的模樣。72Please respect copyright.PENANAbRdZ0hxkex
有點蠢。
72Please respect copyright.PENANABLLFzXo6Pz
他整理了一下表情,接著他的話問道,72Please respect copyright.PENANARNJMdWffXN
“喔?哪一種實驗?”72Please respect copyright.PENANAC1BjP7ywB7
餃子立刻坐直身體,眼神銳利,像已經看穿一切真相。72Please respect copyright.PENANAeOakWcjewq
“你是想挑戰老闆的道德底線?”72Please respect copyright.PENANAIBbBYI3c68
葉秋生:“……”72Please respect copyright.PENANAVCsSIbqdGi
餃子越說越覺得合理,甚至開始興奮,頭上的狗耳朵也跟著精神抖動起來。72Please respect copyright.PENANAvIottTVWIt
“你故意每天只點最便宜的清湯麵!”72Please respect copyright.PENANAuSV8F8Ctgx
“然後加湯!加蔥!”72Please respect copyright.PENANApg9NgEUBqZ
“還坐很久!”
72Please respect copyright.PENANAfqfdrz6Gki
“你就是想測試——”72Please respect copyright.PENANA0EtW3yj6NE
“老闆到底什麼時候會良心發現!”72Please respect copyright.PENANAp7A0wYqUTe
餃子越講越投入,甚至握起了拳頭。72Please respect copyright.PENANAj9oj0QCrLj
“也許某一天!”72Please respect copyright.PENANAt1ofnsDF3j
“老闆突然被我們的淒涼背影感動!”72Please respect copyright.PENANAjIvsAMvKAu
“接著眼眶泛紅!”72Please respect copyright.PENANASJPa5fBkIr
“最後默默替我們加上一顆蛋!”
72Please respect copyright.PENANAQDd6e2E7k8
說到這裡,餃子自己都快被感動了。72Please respect copyright.PENANAmftxxzG4rX
然而下一秒,他又迅速恢復理智。72Please respect copyright.PENANANeFRl4Swh8
“但我告訴你,別想了。”72Please respect copyright.PENANAaCO5VUq9tK
“我看那老闆現在根本恨我們恨得要命。”
72Please respect copyright.PENANALMivUU9P5v
葉秋生聽完後挑了挑眉,72Please respect copyright.PENANAklIVcfiuzG
“恨我們?我們可是客人。”72Please respect copyright.PENANAycXrRrc6sz
“哪有老闆會恨客人的道理。”
72Please respect copyright.PENANA9XiuMnEtfF
餃子聞言,頓時露出“你還太年輕”的表情,甚至連狗耳朵都得意地往上翹了翹。72Please respect copyright.PENANAX5CFwin1PN
“葉哥,要我說,你在人心這塊......”72Please respect copyright.PENANAn7BnSgTFbX
“是遠遠比不上我的。”72Please respect copyright.PENANAtfktuC7hTI
他說完後,甚至還故意用一種“成熟大人”的眼神看向葉秋生,滿臉都是智慧。
72Please respect copyright.PENANALB01aWnyN2
“你很懂人心啊?”72Please respect copyright.PENANAMrev1QnwFA
葉秋生向後靠上椅背,雙手抱頭,擺出一副“請開始你的表演”的舒服姿勢。72Please respect copyright.PENANANBiOy2hWTb
準備聽餃子胡扯......72Please respect copyright.PENANA46KoTARvBj
不對。72Please respect copyright.PENANA27Srmaj96J
是推論。
72Please respect copyright.PENANACz6xYd0WXg
餃子立刻清了清喉嚨,整個人進入“智慧模式”,頭上那對狗耳朵甚至興奮地豎了起來,像兩把小扇子一樣微微抖動。72Please respect copyright.PENANAaLUCpq5K1E
他神秘兮兮地開口:72Please respect copyright.PENANAlUmeUhsRm0
“葉哥,你聽好了。”72Please respect copyright.PENANAwvJqgusP7r
“那老闆——絕對是個鐵公雞,半毛都不拔的那!”72Please respect copyright.PENANAYJlnnAHGNl
餃子說得斬釘截鐵,甚至還伸手偷偷指了指櫃台方向。72Please respect copyright.PENANAzma1b3ZIFZ
“我們天天來,點最便宜的清湯麵。”72Please respect copyright.PENANAEFvnvYxmyl
“免費的加蔥加湯,除了麵以外什麼都不點。”72Please respect copyright.PENANADA3qpBqQSM
說到這裡,餃子忽然瞇起眼睛。72Please respect copyright.PENANA5AbeILe6Gi
“他表面上看起來只是有點不爽。”72Please respect copyright.PENANAEIdOA9mdft
“但實際上——他是真的超級不爽!”72Please respect copyright.PENANA5rB16eMUNu
“我估計他現在晚上做夢,都想拿湯匙敲我們腦袋。”72Please respect copyright.PENANAE6W0DW1TSn
葉秋生差點沒忍住笑。72Please respect copyright.PENANA8xeY79B1pp
“就因為我們沒錢?”72Please respect copyright.PENANATtW4fliwtD
“說不定老闆根本沒想那麼多。”72Please respect copyright.PENANAbiJqlZCdFn
“錯!”72Please respect copyright.PENANAJJrslh9Fvc
“大錯特錯!”72Please respect copyright.PENANAgkBsaO8Ia9
餃子激動得差點從椅子上跳起來,連狗耳朵都跟著猛地一甩。72Please respect copyright.PENANA4JYRIxRV61
他很清楚。72Please respect copyright.PENANALg1y0lMkAy
現在,就是自己人生的高光時刻。72Please respect copyright.PENANA9evOui1JOn
這種能在“人心分析”上壓制葉秋生的機會,一輩子可能都沒幾次,必須牢牢把握。
72Please respect copyright.PENANA7LymNqIPZL
於是。72Please respect copyright.PENANAeibaguUKlH
餃子神情凝重,緩緩豎起手指。72Please respect copyright.PENANAWjqXycvi0y
“人心啊人心,誰懂你。”
72Please respect copyright.PENANATtnePhaMV6
一句莫名其妙的感嘆後,餃子開口說道,72Please respect copyright.PENANAI1i5ByHe1n
“客人通常只分三種。”72Please respect copyright.PENANAqc0lNOVvXm
“大戶、常客,還有第三種——窮鬼。”72Please respect copyright.PENANAzps4QvUfW2
葉秋生挑了挑眉。
72Please respect copyright.PENANAzug2lgEdel
“那我們算哪一種?”72Please respect copyright.PENANAlxeV8wLbMI
“我們?”72Please respect copyright.PENANAAUdJOqXS0O
餃子指著自己,又指了指葉秋生,語氣悲憤。72Please respect copyright.PENANA0DH7uAf8rK
“我們是超級窮鬼!”72Please respect copyright.PENANA6a4dq3vwr7
“還是那種會被店家偷偷列入觀察名單的超級窮鬼!”72Please respect copyright.PENANAqTdgJfIRMx
他越說越激動,72Please respect copyright.PENANAARSFNMM8ct
“你想想看!”72Please respect copyright.PENANAaw2T8E2xbl
“我們在這,老闆根本一點利潤都沒有!”
72Please respect copyright.PENANAUno5ZylHc4
說到這裡。餃子忽然神秘兮兮的,72Please respect copyright.PENANAPCVHhTWxt9
“葉哥,你還記得我們第一次來的時候嗎?”72Please respect copyright.PENANAGLDTGHpylV
葉秋生想了想。72Please respect copyright.PENANAueUl3qq64S
“記得。”
72Please respect copyright.PENANACesLCC6tnu
餃子立刻露出“你果然沒注意到”的表情。72Please respect copyright.PENANASLkUJRSkDZ
“那時候,老闆看我們的眼神——”72Please respect copyright.PENANAfRDDlMy8I0
“絕對是在叫我們滾!”72Please respect copyright.PENANAhsB6XK6fxW
“而且最少叫了五次!”
72Please respect copyright.PENANAwAhN2grcjH
人心的部分不確定,但餃子真的很懂眼神!
72Please respect copyright.PENANAXGxYeCH6OZ
葉秋生終於忍不住笑了,他看著餃子那副認真分析的模樣,眼珠微微一轉,嘴角緩緩上揚。72Please respect copyright.PENANAsYeH4rd34O
露出一抹不懷好意的笑容。72Please respect copyright.PENANAzyvrY5jfjq
“好啊,既然你這麼懂人心,那不如證明給我看。”72Please respect copyright.PENANATVTLCbhywL
葉秋生慢悠悠地說道:72Please respect copyright.PENANANAl2dzIRx1
“用你的專長,讓老闆心甘情願幫我們加顆蛋。”72Please respect copyright.PENANAKCLBa6NaWs
“如果成功,你就是真正的『人心專家』。”72Please respect copyright.PENANAfgnabOqCLf
“如果失敗——”72Please respect copyright.PENANA7VQzPAH9lU
葉秋生故意停頓。72Please respect copyright.PENANAWC4KbrHznz
接著看向餃子頭上那對狗耳朵,笑容越來越深。72Please respect copyright.PENANADzyzSFW8vh
“那你就只是愛吹牛的狗狗。”72Please respect copyright.PENANAJwSjnw0TOY
“啪!”72Please respect copyright.PENANAnlierfBooh
餃子頭上的狗耳朵瞬間豎直,像裝了彈簧,整個人立刻進入戰鬥狀態。
眼神銳利,氣勢暴漲。
72Please respect copyright.PENANANoPHi7E4mQ
“成交!”72Please respect copyright.PENANA1wX0uRTFMy
“今天就讓你看看——”72Please respect copyright.PENANAgN1VqnPcZu
“什麼叫真正的人心掌控術!”
72Please respect copyright.PENANAOHPjxJHQA8
而在表面自信之下,餃子內心其實默默想著:72Please respect copyright.PENANAirJrFYi060
“反正當狗……好像也不錯。”72Please respect copyright.PENANAq8Vs2lp2mC
尤其有飯吃的話。
72Please respect copyright.PENANAspj9L5dfkh
餃子緩緩閉上眼,深吸一口氣。72Please respect copyright.PENANAdeLN5q6gkc
“吸——”72Please respect copyright.PENANAZob3hPozrF
“吐——”72Please respect copyright.PENANAcNKayLTpLn
整個人氣勢忽然一變,正式切入——
「人心大師模式」。
72Please respect copyright.PENANA5p8YKJvM36
只見他慢條斯理地攪動碗裡的麵條。神情專注,像在進行某種高深儀式。72Please respect copyright.PENANAMyiPWH6lo2
筷子時不時輕敲碗沿。72Please respect copyright.PENANABlezZI9Okv
“叮——”72Please respect copyright.PENANAOgKnzTXops
“叮——噹——”72Please respect copyright.PENANAl0x5wvwTQ2
“噹——”
72Please respect copyright.PENANAbse69HXM7M
那節奏意外地規律,完美融進整間店的背景聲裡,讓人有種催眠感,72Please respect copyright.PENANARkhye56KQ6
油鍋裡傳來“滋滋”聲,外頭馬路偶爾響起車鳴,老舊電風扇低低轉動。72Please respect copyright.PENANAzPoMUwJx7k
空氣裡飄著蔥花與熱湯味。72Please respect copyright.PENANApn4NTVF48u
而餃子。72Please respect copyright.PENANAl1V6LTRWMb
則像一位正在感知天地氣場的大師,狗耳朵甚至還會隨著節奏微微抖動。72Please respect copyright.PENANAj0wIrOxLK6
左一下。72Please respect copyright.PENANACjQhacizQj
右一下。
72Please respect copyright.PENANAhHjMeF4NHT
葉秋生在旁邊看得嘴角抽了抽。72Please respect copyright.PENANA9ydgJH6uxl
“這位少年,你到底是在觀察人心,還是在開壇作法?”
72Please respect copyright.PENANA0cXWuHRIv4
餃子沒理他,只是緩緩睜開眼,眼神深邃。72Please respect copyright.PENANATBOTyYpOhB
接著低聲開口:72Please respect copyright.PENANAl5e1U3KeGw
“真正的人心高手首先要做的,就是融入環境。”72Please respect copyright.PENANAvS52NtjfPq
說完後,他忽然抬頭。72Please respect copyright.PENANAVNNoPlAPuF
死死盯向正在櫃台後方煮麵的老闆。72Please respect copyright.PENANALyRmCloben
空氣。72Please respect copyright.PENANATJLm4r8ykY
彷彿安靜了一瞬。72Please respect copyright.PENANAe2drj6SIfR
老闆:“?”
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