“A市,老麵店,氣氛——中。”73Please respect copyright.PENANA8adeYKhojd
--73Please respect copyright.PENANAlfzC3FV4k5
“葉哥。”餃子咬著筷子,滿臉幽怨。73Please respect copyright.PENANAyYVvX7JY9p
“我們已經連續吃三天清湯麵了。”73Please respect copyright.PENANAAOqQcXa64b
他低頭看了看碗裡那清澈到幾乎能照鏡子的湯,又看了看飄在上面的幾根蔥,整張臉都寫滿委屈。
73Please respect copyright.PENANAZcj3yKtM0W
“我開始有點懷疑你……”73Please respect copyright.PENANAAPeTpXruPe
餃子微微瞇起眼睛,語氣逐漸變得懸疑。73Please respect copyright.PENANAYUrG2A6y1Z
73Please respect copyright.PENANAeDgLbvEwn9
葉秋生拿筷子的手,微不可察地頓了一下。73Please respect copyright.PENANAbTlCSjEh36
73Please respect copyright.PENANAvyws6s3Xpl
“難道……”73Please respect copyright.PENANAB8zVJUGRyQ
“餃子已經發現他不是原本的葉秋生了?”
73Please respect copyright.PENANAzsyHZ9SrfX
畢竟這段時間相處下來,葉秋生自己其實也察覺到了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAtuqBMJLhKk
餃子看起來傻傻的,成天只知道吃,還喜歡晃那對狗耳朵。73Please respect copyright.PENANASMyTGTA7ms
但某些時候,他的直覺其實異常敏銳。73Please respect copyright.PENANATNr4OPAk42
葉秋生表面依舊平靜,心裡卻已經快速思考起來。73Please respect copyright.PENANAPrxXoi11T7
如果餃子真的察覺異常,那自己該怎麼解釋?73Please respect copyright.PENANAyFQAsOtt5a
穿越?73Please respect copyright.PENANAtLvx9gcdzN
奪舍?73Please respect copyright.PENANALP4ootZNtm
記憶融合?73Please respect copyright.PENANArhdhKOqw6T
還是乾脆假裝失憶?73Please respect copyright.PENANAJomvZioWYY
短短一瞬間。73Please respect copyright.PENANAYHUYieBKMq
葉秋生腦海裡甚至已經閃過七八種說詞。73Please respect copyright.PENANAm6v4yuwYtX
而餃子則依舊瞇著眼,死死盯著他,像一名即將揭穿真相的大偵探。
73Please respect copyright.PENANAdiCiQ6upQD
空氣忽然安靜了兩秒。
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接著,餃子壓低聲音,緩緩開口:73Please respect copyright.PENANAkRsEr0FftV
“你是不是……在進行什麼人體實驗?”73Please respect copyright.PENANAZgbqhsdTvy
“……”73Please respect copyright.PENANAclHvm3sUJn
葉秋生沉默。73Please respect copyright.PENANA8LJj4Lswl7
73Please respect copyright.PENANAf8QOEUzp6A
腦海裡那堆準備好的解釋,瞬間煙消雲散。73Please respect copyright.PENANAdILLckver8
他默默低頭喝了口湯,忽然覺得,自己剛剛認真緊張的模樣。73Please respect copyright.PENANAvRTE0vMAFN
有點蠢。
73Please respect copyright.PENANAVxO3i4yOQM
他整理了一下表情,接著他的話問道,73Please respect copyright.PENANAoQEm4m8Wex
“喔?哪一種實驗?”73Please respect copyright.PENANA30ihFMrSsY
餃子立刻坐直身體,眼神銳利,像已經看穿一切真相。73Please respect copyright.PENANAtGy0vXtGxP
“你是想挑戰老闆的道德底線?”73Please respect copyright.PENANAK22ZGkeziu
葉秋生:“……”73Please respect copyright.PENANArZNetKpgak
餃子越說越覺得合理,甚至開始興奮,頭上的狗耳朵也跟著精神抖動起來。73Please respect copyright.PENANATkWNsW7gBG
“你故意每天只點最便宜的清湯麵!”73Please respect copyright.PENANA222UIozi49
“然後加湯!加蔥!”73Please respect copyright.PENANAg9rZTsZe6l
“還坐很久!”
73Please respect copyright.PENANAUjJmr0W1y5
“你就是想測試——”73Please respect copyright.PENANAz2Q2a8uv9f
“老闆到底什麼時候會良心發現!”73Please respect copyright.PENANAC4MiN3UwYK
餃子越講越投入,甚至握起了拳頭。73Please respect copyright.PENANApfHQlIoFxG
“也許某一天!”73Please respect copyright.PENANAs5Xd6z8Ozv
“老闆突然被我們的淒涼背影感動!”73Please respect copyright.PENANAb7TdE54Eiy
“接著眼眶泛紅!”73Please respect copyright.PENANAMfexOUjO8D
“最後默默替我們加上一顆蛋!”
73Please respect copyright.PENANA9hZXbMX6wH
說到這裡,餃子自己都快被感動了。73Please respect copyright.PENANAJF1u3ikBfu
然而下一秒,他又迅速恢復理智。73Please respect copyright.PENANAEpbAhZCUki
“但我告訴你,別想了。”73Please respect copyright.PENANAcL55Gafjsf
“我看那老闆現在根本恨我們恨得要命。”
73Please respect copyright.PENANACoZrEVnyDe
葉秋生聽完後挑了挑眉,73Please respect copyright.PENANANS9Da47bbe
“恨我們?我們可是客人。”73Please respect copyright.PENANAeKrRn6y7tJ
“哪有老闆會恨客人的道理。”
73Please respect copyright.PENANA0YjPYbI2nK
餃子聞言,頓時露出“你還太年輕”的表情,甚至連狗耳朵都得意地往上翹了翹。73Please respect copyright.PENANA4Uu6TT0PpP
“葉哥,要我說,你在人心這塊......”73Please respect copyright.PENANAWy3fGSQyKN
“是遠遠比不上我的。”73Please respect copyright.PENANAF8VGf1P08J
他說完後,甚至還故意用一種“成熟大人”的眼神看向葉秋生,滿臉都是智慧。
73Please respect copyright.PENANAellsrhl1pu
“你很懂人心啊?”73Please respect copyright.PENANALwvnCffArA
葉秋生向後靠上椅背,雙手抱頭,擺出一副“請開始你的表演”的舒服姿勢。73Please respect copyright.PENANAm6aYTyBPo7
準備聽餃子胡扯......73Please respect copyright.PENANAL6a4ou48g5
不對。73Please respect copyright.PENANAkxgfUNiMgH
是推論。
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餃子立刻清了清喉嚨,整個人進入“智慧模式”,頭上那對狗耳朵甚至興奮地豎了起來,像兩把小扇子一樣微微抖動。73Please respect copyright.PENANAFHrvEwdu2X
他神秘兮兮地開口:73Please respect copyright.PENANAIibDTsd0Us
“葉哥,你聽好了。”73Please respect copyright.PENANAdjQHzUUuSV
“那老闆——絕對是個鐵公雞,半毛都不拔的那!”73Please respect copyright.PENANAyxdsR9WDU6
餃子說得斬釘截鐵,甚至還伸手偷偷指了指櫃台方向。73Please respect copyright.PENANAO3TDXuff8b
“我們天天來,點最便宜的清湯麵。”73Please respect copyright.PENANAQgt1gvmBTE
“免費的加蔥加湯,除了麵以外什麼都不點。”73Please respect copyright.PENANAQFsIYfvcxp
說到這裡,餃子忽然瞇起眼睛。73Please respect copyright.PENANAoVY8q24c04
“他表面上看起來只是有點不爽。”73Please respect copyright.PENANAbhWYmsq6v5
“但實際上——他是真的超級不爽!”73Please respect copyright.PENANAW65ZAe83Dy
“我估計他現在晚上做夢,都想拿湯匙敲我們腦袋。”73Please respect copyright.PENANAQkDuCnu7PL
葉秋生差點沒忍住笑。73Please respect copyright.PENANACeM1DQa3uI
“就因為我們沒錢?”73Please respect copyright.PENANA2Oa08U27ZK
“說不定老闆根本沒想那麼多。”73Please respect copyright.PENANAEpVPmxBfx2
“錯!”73Please respect copyright.PENANA0xyQOe2Mzi
“大錯特錯!”73Please respect copyright.PENANAxDI5dvaPwe
餃子激動得差點從椅子上跳起來,連狗耳朵都跟著猛地一甩。73Please respect copyright.PENANAWeu3MusJ5f
他很清楚。73Please respect copyright.PENANAlrjNXvJOUq
現在,就是自己人生的高光時刻。73Please respect copyright.PENANA1mhXUV2FdD
這種能在“人心分析”上壓制葉秋生的機會,一輩子可能都沒幾次,必須牢牢把握。
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於是。73Please respect copyright.PENANAlPqvLe6Yjw
餃子神情凝重,緩緩豎起手指。73Please respect copyright.PENANA1YiYKcF1qa
“人心啊人心,誰懂你。”
73Please respect copyright.PENANAReIvAzGDbU
一句莫名其妙的感嘆後,餃子開口說道,73Please respect copyright.PENANAULK7ulg9mY
“客人通常只分三種。”73Please respect copyright.PENANAzsjoxeWaG2
“大戶、常客,還有第三種——窮鬼。”73Please respect copyright.PENANA9T5wK08KTe
葉秋生挑了挑眉。
73Please respect copyright.PENANAr0AzFb6F3z
“那我們算哪一種?”73Please respect copyright.PENANAwXNk8i8kHz
“我們?”73Please respect copyright.PENANA3sEWOm9anP
餃子指著自己,又指了指葉秋生,語氣悲憤。73Please respect copyright.PENANAMW0dHWiGgb
“我們是超級窮鬼!”73Please respect copyright.PENANAVT6O7gf5ux
“還是那種會被店家偷偷列入觀察名單的超級窮鬼!”73Please respect copyright.PENANAxZY3EDmOGQ
他越說越激動,73Please respect copyright.PENANAJagYx61nU1
“你想想看!”73Please respect copyright.PENANAFEnHuEAXlC
“我們在這,老闆根本一點利潤都沒有!”
73Please respect copyright.PENANA8r74XtldXv
說到這裡。餃子忽然神秘兮兮的,73Please respect copyright.PENANAk9wLpGhyh5
“葉哥,你還記得我們第一次來的時候嗎?”73Please respect copyright.PENANAM39Wqvt20s
葉秋生想了想。73Please respect copyright.PENANAayOYMJ14f1
“記得。”
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餃子立刻露出“你果然沒注意到”的表情。73Please respect copyright.PENANAzWEhTbG8kD
“那時候,老闆看我們的眼神——”73Please respect copyright.PENANAOEj6Ueb1kn
“絕對是在叫我們滾!”73Please respect copyright.PENANAVRPFRxutPT
“而且最少叫了五次!”
73Please respect copyright.PENANAqTibhcF3Cy
人心的部分不確定,但餃子真的很懂眼神!
73Please respect copyright.PENANARObNwprF9Y
葉秋生終於忍不住笑了,他看著餃子那副認真分析的模樣,眼珠微微一轉,嘴角緩緩上揚。73Please respect copyright.PENANAcef0dLfuq3
露出一抹不懷好意的笑容。73Please respect copyright.PENANAfQwC6LVw8Q
“好啊,既然你這麼懂人心,那不如證明給我看。”73Please respect copyright.PENANAePiNFi7MOj
葉秋生慢悠悠地說道:73Please respect copyright.PENANAJqCUK4IHle
“用你的專長,讓老闆心甘情願幫我們加顆蛋。”73Please respect copyright.PENANAbyYTt3xHzR
“如果成功,你就是真正的『人心專家』。”73Please respect copyright.PENANABb9mBpSoaa
“如果失敗——”73Please respect copyright.PENANAM1vgzrl38g
葉秋生故意停頓。73Please respect copyright.PENANAjRLVNwEEZW
接著看向餃子頭上那對狗耳朵,笑容越來越深。73Please respect copyright.PENANAHl21QqPyKG
“那你就只是愛吹牛的狗狗。”73Please respect copyright.PENANA0LVN8n3w1J
“啪!”73Please respect copyright.PENANAOtxnI9M19s
餃子頭上的狗耳朵瞬間豎直,像裝了彈簧,整個人立刻進入戰鬥狀態。
眼神銳利,氣勢暴漲。
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“成交!”73Please respect copyright.PENANAdvz29MqU2x
“今天就讓你看看——”73Please respect copyright.PENANAq8twJMVBDn
“什麼叫真正的人心掌控術!”
73Please respect copyright.PENANAIEV7mIBYK9
而在表面自信之下,餃子內心其實默默想著:73Please respect copyright.PENANALqLusFN1Jn
“反正當狗……好像也不錯。”73Please respect copyright.PENANAY9AZBU3VZq
尤其有飯吃的話。
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餃子緩緩閉上眼,深吸一口氣。73Please respect copyright.PENANA14jQM4pzxR
“吸——”73Please respect copyright.PENANA3gOPsCiuSe
“吐——”73Please respect copyright.PENANAVkahMICK2p
整個人氣勢忽然一變,正式切入——
「人心大師模式」。
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只見他慢條斯理地攪動碗裡的麵條。神情專注,像在進行某種高深儀式。73Please respect copyright.PENANAT8NKSnfzBv
筷子時不時輕敲碗沿。73Please respect copyright.PENANAIRsn4n10Kf
“叮——”73Please respect copyright.PENANA6g19G9uvtl
“叮——噹——”73Please respect copyright.PENANADznFJq4u64
“噹——”
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那節奏意外地規律,完美融進整間店的背景聲裡,讓人有種催眠感,73Please respect copyright.PENANAoD1jOeXVgs
油鍋裡傳來“滋滋”聲,外頭馬路偶爾響起車鳴,老舊電風扇低低轉動。73Please respect copyright.PENANArYsjKjLfn3
空氣裡飄著蔥花與熱湯味。73Please respect copyright.PENANArQoIDJKsPh
而餃子。73Please respect copyright.PENANAub3xX5GnEl
則像一位正在感知天地氣場的大師,狗耳朵甚至還會隨著節奏微微抖動。73Please respect copyright.PENANAnHz74Z4apd
左一下。73Please respect copyright.PENANAz8xpq5ZynC
右一下。
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葉秋生在旁邊看得嘴角抽了抽。73Please respect copyright.PENANAQASvhB7BX2
“這位少年,你到底是在觀察人心,還是在開壇作法?”
73Please respect copyright.PENANAbL648jDYhc
餃子沒理他,只是緩緩睜開眼,眼神深邃。73Please respect copyright.PENANAhUTK5FAPEH
接著低聲開口:73Please respect copyright.PENANANrH3DXIfCt
“真正的人心高手首先要做的,就是融入環境。”73Please respect copyright.PENANAKMf7ooOnfS
說完後,他忽然抬頭。73Please respect copyright.PENANAzY7m7fkYFE
死死盯向正在櫃台後方煮麵的老闆。73Please respect copyright.PENANASyV5cSZ0Kk
空氣。73Please respect copyright.PENANAZKO7aGlY8F
彷彿安靜了一瞬。73Please respect copyright.PENANALVz4or6Kil
老闆:“?”
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