地獄百貨營業中 - 二樓那瓶明明不適合自己卻一直拿起來聞的香水

二樓，是整棟地獄百貨最適合讓人自己騙自己的地方。

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因為一樓的騙，比較明顯。

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鞋子磨腳就是磨腳。

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外套顯胖就是顯胖。

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你還可以靠走兩步、照鏡子、摸一下布料，很快抓到證據。

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二樓不一樣。

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二樓賣的是香。

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而香這種東西最麻煩的地方就在於——

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它不會立刻跟你翻臉。

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它會先給你一點點好感。

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一點點錯覺。

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讓你在前調那十幾秒裡，忍不住開始想：

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好像可以。

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好像很特別。

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好像今天的我也不是不能試試看這種風格。

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等你真的走出去，等到中調、後調、餘韻一層一層慢慢爬出來，

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你才會開始發現：

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喔。

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原來這根本不是我。

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可那時候，通常已經晚了。

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而二樓所有香水裡，最危險的一種，不是最濃的。

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也不是最貴的。

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最危險的，永遠是那種——

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明明不適合自己，卻一直會拿起來聞的那一瓶。

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一

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那瓶香水，長得很美。

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不是普通好看。

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是那種一看就會讓你覺得：

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這瓶應該是給很會走路、很會講話、很會進退、很知道自己要什麼的人用的。

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瓶身細長。

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玻璃帶一點冷調灰。

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瓶蓋是霧金色。

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擺在二樓最中間那格，旁邊還故意留了一點空位，讓它看起來更像某種「不是每個人都適合靠近」的東西。

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而它的名字，也很討厭。

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牌子上寫著：

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《你其實撐不起來》

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我第一次看到這名字時，直接笑出聲。

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不是。

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這也太欠揍了吧。

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旁邊三隻眼櫃哥頭都沒抬，就先淡淡補一句：

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「知道就不要聞。」

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我一愣。

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「你怎麼知道我想聞？」

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櫃哥慢慢整理著試香紙，語氣很平：

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「因為每個站在這瓶前面笑的人，最後都會聞。」

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……對。

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太對了。

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這就是這瓶最煩的地方。

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它不是可愛。

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不是溫柔。

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不是那種聞了會想「喔好像很適合我日常」的安全牌。

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它是一種會明明白白站在那裡，讓你覺得：

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這東西我駕馭不起來。

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但——

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我還是想知道如果我硬要駕馭，會長什麼樣子。

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這種好奇，非常危險。

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因為你不是在試香。

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你是在試自己能不能暫時變成別的樣子。

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而很多事故，都是從這一步開始的。

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二

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那天下午，第一個中招的是一個女鬼。

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她穿得很普通。

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白T、牛仔褲、球鞋、頭髮隨便綁。

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整體氣質很乾淨，甚至有一點像根本不會踏進二樓深處的人。

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可她偏偏就停在那瓶香前面。

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停很久。

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那種停，不是隨便看看。

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是——

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她自己也知道自己不該碰，但還是想多看一眼的那種停。

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櫃哥看了她三秒，很平靜地問：

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「要試嗎？」

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女鬼立刻搖頭。

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「不用。」

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櫃哥點頭。

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「好。」

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全場安靜兩秒。

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然後，女鬼又自己補一句：

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「……可以先聞一下試紙。」

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我站在旁邊，直接低頭笑。

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不是。

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對。

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永遠都是這樣。

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先說不用。

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再說聞一下。

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再說只是試紙。

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再說不要噴身上。

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最後結帳。

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櫃哥顯然也看多了，熟練地抽出一張試香紙，噴一下，遞給她。

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女鬼接過來，聞。

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只聞了一秒，整個人就停住。

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我在旁邊一看就知道——

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完了。

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因為這不是「好聞」的停。

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是那種「靠，這真的不是我，但為什麼我還有點喜歡」的停。

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她很慢地放下試紙，嘴巴卻還想撐。

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「……有點太強了吧。」

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櫃哥很淡地說：

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「對。」

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女鬼又補一句：

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「而且不太像我。」

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櫃哥還是很淡。

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「對。」

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我真的差點笑出來。

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不是。

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你這樣接話，也太不留情。

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可這種時候，客人反而會更想證明自己不是亂想。

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果然，女鬼立刻有點不服氣地問：

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「那它適合哪種人？」

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櫃哥終於抬頭，看了她一眼。

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「不是哪種人。」

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停一秒。

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「是那種今天很想讓人誤會自己過得比平常更好的人。」

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全場安靜。

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我站在旁邊，直接在心裡鼓掌。

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對。

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太對了。

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這瓶根本不是給「平常的你」的。

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是給那種今天特別想看起來比較厲害、比較難接近、比較不像自己會在意很多事的你。

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這種香，本來就不日常。

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它是應急用的。

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應急體面。

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應急氣勢。

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應急地把自己往前撐半步。

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女鬼沒說話了。

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但她把那張試香紙收進了口袋。

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我看到那個動作，心裡只冒出一句：

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好。

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她還會回來。

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三

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而這瓶香最荒謬的地方就在於——

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大家都知道它不適合自己。

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但大家還是會來。

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第二個來的是一個男鬼。

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西裝穿得很好。

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手錶也不錯。

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講話很有禮貌。

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而且一看就知道平常用的香應該是那種乾淨、安全、不會出大事的類型。

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結果他站在《你其實撐不起來》前面，看了半天，最後非常認真地問了一句：

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「這瓶……是不是很不好接近？」

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我當場笑出來。

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不是。

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你這是在問香，還是在問某種你不該問的對象？

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櫃哥看著那瓶，很平靜地說：

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「不是不好接近。」

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男鬼挑眉。

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櫃哥補完：

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「是接近之後你會很累。」

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全場安靜一秒。

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我直接笑到差點彎腰。

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因為——

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對。

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太對了。

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這瓶香不是高冷。

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它是成本高。

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你今天如果噴了它，就得一路撐著那種「我沒有在讓步」「我沒有很想解釋」「我今天不打算當個好說話的人」的狀態。

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不是每個人都做得到。

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甚至大部分人，前調聞起來很帥，兩小時後就會開始想脫掉。

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男鬼顯然有被這句戳中，但嘴上還是不認。

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「我只是好奇。」

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櫃哥點頭。

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「大家都是這樣開始的。」

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我站在旁邊，直接忍不住笑出聲。

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因為二樓真的很懂。

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你不是突然買下不適合自己的香。

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你是先好奇。

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先試紙。

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先問一句「它是不是很難駕馭」。

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先假裝自己只是研究。

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然後才慢慢出事。

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四

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而真正把這瓶香送上事故榜的，是白無常。

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對。

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又是他。

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不是我愛寫他。

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是這個人真的很會自己往事故中心走。

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那天下午他本來只是陪黑無常去看別支香。

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黑無常想找一瓶沒那麼煩、味道乾淨、最好可以讓白無常少講兩句話的東西。

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結果白無常一走進二樓，就先被《你其實撐不起來》吸住了。

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我看到他停在那瓶前面時，直接就想笑。

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因為——

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這很合理。

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這種名字，對白無常來說根本像挑釁。

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他怎麼可能不聞。

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果然，他一邊笑一邊把試香紙拿起來。

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「哇，這名字也太針對人了吧。」

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黑無常在旁邊很冷地說：

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「對，你不要碰。」

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白無常立刻回頭瞪他。

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「你少看不起我。」

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我站在旁邊，已經開始笑了。

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不是。

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這句一出來就完了。

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因為所有「你少看不起我」的後續，通常都會變成——

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好，我證明給你看。

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白無常果然很用力地一聞。

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然後，他整個人停住。

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不是笑住。

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是真的停。

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我當場一愣。

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因為這反應很少見。

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櫃哥也抬頭了。

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黑無常則很快皺眉。

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「怎樣？」

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白無常過了兩秒才慢慢說：

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「……靠。」

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全場安靜。

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我問：

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「你靠什麼？」

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白無常又低頭聞了一次，這次表情比第一次更複雜。

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「這個味道，好像那種——」

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他停了一下。

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「會讓人誤以為自己很難忘記的類型。」

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我直接笑出來。

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天啊。

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這形容也太白無常。

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但又很準。

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因為這瓶香就是有一種「我應該很有故事」的味道。

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不是你真的有。

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是你聞著會開始以為自己也許可以有。

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黑無常在旁邊很冷地補一句：

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「你本來就很難忘。」

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全場先安靜一秒。

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然後，我直接笑到彎腰。

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不是。

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你這句是嘲諷還是誇獎啦。

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白無常果然瞬間回頭。

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「你在誇我嗎？」

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黑無常面無表情：

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「不是。」

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櫃哥在這時候居然很專業地補刀：

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「這款不建議話多的人使用。」

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全場笑爆。

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因為——

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對。

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這瓶香本來就不是給白無常這種一開口就洩底的人用的。

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它適合那種站在那裡不講話，別人會自己開始補完你背景故事的人。

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白無常噎住。

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黑無常則直接把試香紙抽走，丟回桌上。

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「妳看吧，我就說你撐不起來。」

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我差點笑死。

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不是。

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這句也太精準打臉了吧。

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五

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而最扯的是，白無常居然不服。

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這就糟了。

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因為《地獄百貨》裡最危險的事之一，就是有人明明不適合，還硬要證明自己可以。

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白無常直接抬頭看櫃哥：

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「我要噴身上試。」

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全場先靜。

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然後，二樓整排員工一起露出那種——

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好，來了。

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櫃哥推了下眼鏡，語氣平靜得可怕。

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「可以。」

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停一秒。

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「但建議不要超過一噴。」

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白無常立刻冷笑。

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「你少看不起我。」

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我當場閉眼。

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完了。

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真的完了。

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黑無常在旁邊也明顯想攔。

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「你不要亂來。」

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白無常完全不聽，伸手就要拿瓶子。

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結果櫃哥比他更快。

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很俐落地對著他手腕內側——

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噴了一下。

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不多。

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真的就一下。

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白無常先是很自信地站著。

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前五秒，還很有戲。

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「也還好啊。」

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第十秒，他皺眉。

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第二十秒，他開始安靜。

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第三十秒，全場已經開始笑。

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因為——

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他的肩膀居然自己挺起來了。

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不是誇飾。

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是真的。

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那種平常很白無常、很亂七八糟、很容易把整個人晃成一團的鬆感，忽然就少了一點。

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他整個人站姿變了。

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表情也開始有一種很不自然的冷。

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黑無常第一個察覺，直接皺眉。

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「你幹嘛突然那麼噁心？」

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全場先靜。

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再下一秒，直接笑瘋。

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我已經不行了。

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不是。

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這句也太直接。

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白無常自己顯然也有點不對勁，但嘴巴還在撐。

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「我哪有？」

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黑無常看著他。

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「你現在很像那種會故意晚三分鐘才回訊息的人。」

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全場大爆笑。

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櫃哥甚至都忍不住別開臉。

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因為——

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對。

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太對了。

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這瓶香最壞的地方，不是讓你變好看。

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是讓你整個人進入一種「我應該很難懂」的錯誤狀態。

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可白無常這種人，平常明明是訊息連發型。

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現在硬被香撐成神秘款，看起來就會非常不協調。

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白無常自己也漸漸撐不住了。

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他看著自己的手腕，表情非常複雜。

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「……這個後勁也太煩了吧。」

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櫃哥很平靜。

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「有說過你撐不起來。」

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我直接笑到差點跪地。

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二樓這張嘴真的太壞了。

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而最荒謬的是，白無常雖然嘴巴說煩，卻又低頭聞了一次。

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我看到那個動作，直接懂了。

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對。

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這就是這瓶香最可怕的地方。

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明明知道不適合。

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明明知道後勁很煩。

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明明知道別人看你都覺得你很不像自己。

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可你還是會想——

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再聞一下。

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因為它讓你短暫地像了一種你平常不是、但偶爾會偷偷想像的樣子。

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這種東西，很容易上癮。

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六

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而事情真正開始變好笑，是在三十分鐘後。

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因為白無常——

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還沒散掉。

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正常來說，不適合自己的香，通常十分鐘就會開始露餡。

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你會越來越想逃。

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越來越想洗掉。

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越來越想回去噴原本那瓶安全牌。

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可白無常沒有。

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他居然開始進入一種很奇怪的狀態：

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講話變少。

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笑還是有，但變得很慢。

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站著的時候也不晃。

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甚至連喝飲料的動作，都有一種莫名其妙的「我現在不適合講太多」的感覺。

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全場看著他，像在看一個很成功的模仿秀。

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我笑到整個人快抽筋。

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因為這畫面真的太荒謬。

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一個本來像吵鬧型綜藝節目主持人的人，

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忽然被一瓶香撐成雜誌內頁訪談角色。

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而黑無常顯然最受不了。

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他盯著白無常看了五秒，最後冷冷問一句：

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「你還要演多久？」

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全場安靜。

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白無常這次居然沒有立刻回嘴。

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他只是很慢地看了黑無常一眼，語氣也很怪。

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「……我沒有演。」

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我當場笑到拍牆。

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不是。

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這也太經典。

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因為——

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對。

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所有不適合自己的東西，一旦硬撐久了，最可怕的就是這裡。

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你會開始分不清楚，自己到底是在演，還是真的有一點想變成這樣。

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這瓶香就是這麼煩。

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它不會讓你直接變成另一個人。

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它只會讓你稍微長出一點「也許我也可以這樣」的幻覺。

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這幻覺很薄。

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但很毒。

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而白無常顯然就卡在那裡了。

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櫃哥在旁邊看著，難得露出一點很像在看研究案例的興趣。

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「還撐著啊。」

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我轉頭看他。

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「這樣算成功還是失敗？」

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櫃哥想了一下。

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「半成功。」

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我：「怎麼說？」

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櫃哥看著白無常，很平靜地回：

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「他撐得住味道。」

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停一秒。

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「但撐不住沈默。」

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全場瞬間笑爆。

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因為——

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太對了。

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白無常這種人，香可以幫他把肩膀撐起來，把眼神壓低，把動作拉慢。

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但它沒辦法真的把他變成一個不講話的人。

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果然，下一秒白無常就破功了。

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他終於忍不住，抓著我肩膀大喊：

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「這瓶真的很有病欸！我一直覺得自己剛剛應該說一句更狠的話！」

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全場直接笑爛。

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好。

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回來了。

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這才是你。

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黑無常在旁邊非常滿意。

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「我就說。」

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而我笑到幾乎站不直，心裡卻很清楚——

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這就是這瓶香最有內涵也最好笑的地方。

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它不是讓你完全變成別人。

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它只是讓你短暫地以為，

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自己也許可以撐起來。

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然後過不了多久，你就會自己露餡。

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七

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那天之後，《你其實撐不起來》這瓶香的事故率更高了。

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因為大家都聽說了：

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白無常撐了三十分鐘。

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這句話在地獄百貨裡，已經很像某種產品見證。

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所以接下來來試的人更多了。

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而且每一個都抱著一種很危險的心態：

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白無常都可以撐三十分鐘，

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我應該也可以吧？

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這句話一出來，二樓員工的表情都會變得很精彩。

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因為——

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不是。

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你們為什麼會把白無常當成成功案例？

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但最荒謬的是，還真的有人拿他當標準。

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一個女鬼試完之後，皺眉問櫃哥：

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「我這樣有比白無常適合嗎？」

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櫃哥停了兩秒。

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「有。」

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女鬼立刻眼睛一亮。

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櫃哥接著補一句：

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「但也沒有太多。」

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全場笑翻。

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這就是二樓。

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它不會給你完整信心。

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它只會給你一點剛好夠你回家再想一遍的答案。

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八

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我後來又去看過那瓶香幾次。

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不是因為我要買。

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是因為——

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它真的很值得看。

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每次站在它前面的人都不太一樣。

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可反應都很像。

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先笑。

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先說不適合。

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先說這也太兇。

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先說只是聞一下。

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先說不會噴身上。

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然後再拿起來聞一次。

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因為這瓶香最像很多人心裡某種很煩的念頭：

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明明知道那個版本的自己很累、很假、很不像平常。

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卻還是會在某些日子裡、某些場面前、某些特別想撐住的時候，偷偷想試一下。

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試一下看起來很難接近。

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試一下不那麼好說話。

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試一下自己如果更冷一點、更穩一點、更像不需要任何人一樣，會不會比較不容易輸。

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這種念頭，不可恥。

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但很容易買單。

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而買單之後，你通常很快就會知道——

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喔，這個真的不是你。

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可是那又怎樣？

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有時候你需要的，也不是長久適合。

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你只是想知道：

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原來我也可以站進去一下。

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哪怕只有三十分鐘。

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九

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我正站在櫃前發呆，樓管就從旁邊走過來了。

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我看了他一眼。

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「你們二樓這瓶香真的很討厭。」

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樓管停了一下。

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「嗯。」

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我笑。

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「那你覺得它到底在賣什麼？」

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樓管看了那瓶《你其實撐不起來》一眼，語氣很平：

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「不是氣勢。」

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我挑眉。

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「不然呢？」

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樓管很淡地說：

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「是有人想暫時不要那麼像自己。」

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我安靜了兩秒。

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然後，笑了。

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對。

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太對了。

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很多人拿起那瓶香，不是因為真的想變厲害。

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也不是想變壞。

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更不是想變得高不可攀。

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他只是——

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今天暫時不想那麼像平常那個自己。

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不想那麼好說話。

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不想那麼容易心軟。

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不想那麼一看就知道有在想很多。

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不想那麼像那個別人已經很熟悉、而自己也有點煩的版本。

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所以他拿起來。

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聞一下。

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也許噴一下。

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然後在香散掉之前，短暫地當另一種人。

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這件事，很荒謬。

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也很真

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