地獄百貨的週年慶,向來不是「比較便宜」的問題。40Please respect copyright.PENANA3aeEd3ZnNi
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是——40Please respect copyright.PENANA2bgL2Dg7vC
比較容易出事。40Please respect copyright.PENANAYZNgxjc9xe
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因為普通百貨公司週年慶,大家搶的是保養品、家電、寢具、鍋子、鞋子。40Please respect copyright.PENANAhPHgKcoQXN
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地獄百貨不一樣。40Please respect copyright.PENANAGzhBMFHYop
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地獄百貨一到週年慶,會打折的東西包括:40Please respect copyright.PENANASRxdeapBj0
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- 本來不該回頭看的香水
- 本來不該再試一次的奶茶
- 本來不該拿來比價的房間
- 還有那些本來就沒有辦法算原價的東西
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所以每年週年慶開跑前,樓管都會先做一件事。40Please respect copyright.PENANAbqgHIKVD4a
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他會把七樓的人手加倍。40Please respect copyright.PENANA9oVtJDmtLd
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因為他知道——40Please respect copyright.PENANAnYZXDXbddJ
今天一定會有人買太多。40Please respect copyright.PENANAam4puVxHDC
也一定會有人,買完之後突然開始覺得:40Please respect copyright.PENANAH6XQ6Kngu4
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如果這東西今天可以打七折,那我當初到底算什麼?40Please respect copyright.PENANAQiJTeMFgVg
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而這種客人,通常下午三點後開始大量出現。40Please respect copyright.PENANAU8oL5KhLez
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那天一早十點整,中庭布幕一拉開,全館燈一亮,廣播就用一種近乎喜氣的聲音宣布:40Please respect copyright.PENANAzGOkLkpPOB
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「歡迎蒞臨地獄百貨週年慶,全館最低三折起,部分高風險商品限時特價,錯過不補——」40Please respect copyright.PENANA5O06WpzGvM
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全館安靜一秒。40Please respect copyright.PENANAPmkptuNLeI
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然後,像山崩一樣,客人全部動了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAnk7hjQ6905
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我站在一樓手扶梯旁邊,手裡還拿著員工識別證,眼睜睜看著一個阿姨鬼先衝進去,一邊跑一邊喊:40Please respect copyright.PENANAo9Xy2JGbrq
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「快!二樓那支『你剛剛是不是也有想到我』去年根本沒折過!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAirxxOgWR6c
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我直接停住。40Please respect copyright.PENANAVO5hsIHY9M
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不是。40Please respect copyright.PENANA1o7RlrCAAU
你們真的把這種東西當百貨爆款在搶是不是?40Please respect copyright.PENANAthbggv4c7J
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旁邊一個年輕男鬼也很誇張,邊滑手機邊往三樓衝。40Please respect copyright.PENANA3PbNv62AYN
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「今天《本來只是想喝一口》買一送一耶,先去排!」40Please respect copyright.PENANA4lfJgmqClp
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我當場回頭看活動手冊。40Please respect copyright.PENANAMFVTfjXtvF
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很好。40Please respect copyright.PENANAx4PYtUDy0A
地獄百貨今年的主視覺真的很敢。40Please respect copyright.PENANAC1Yk06BJd9
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整本DM封面,金底黑字,直接寫:40Please respect copyright.PENANAT2DHEcgCpT
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週年慶限定40Please respect copyright.PENANARZj50hd9WI
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《你以為你在省錢,其實你在重新估價自己》40Please respect copyright.PENANACXrnYRmCuP
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我看完只想笑。40Please respect copyright.PENANARmze9E6oPn
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這句話寫成這樣,居然還有人敢來。40Please respect copyright.PENANAtlrasXTk5J
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可我笑著笑著,又很清楚:40Please respect copyright.PENANAGazMnUqxZd
就是因為它寫成這樣,大家才更想來。40Please respect copyright.PENANAgy9uWDtREU
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因為人就是這樣。40Please respect copyright.PENANAL3zt6DiEVA
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明知道有些東西不該算。40Please respect copyright.PENANACbszQqt9ip
可一旦它被貼了標籤、印了折扣、掛了「最後一天」的牌子——40Please respect copyright.PENANAJWfvIOylyt
你還是會忍不住去看。40Please respect copyright.PENANAJpGTcr8o1d
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你會想知道:40Please respect copyright.PENANAixbhOedK5Z
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那件事現在值多少?40Please respect copyright.PENANAxhhnHofARu
那個人現在值多少?40Please respect copyright.PENANARD5VWGoz6g
那個你以前捨不得放、後來也沒真的留下來的東西,今天如果打五折,你會不會比較甘心?40Please respect copyright.PENANA8amLHx3zq6
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這才是週年慶真正可怕的地方。40Please respect copyright.PENANAff9JvAz6LN
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不是便宜。40Please respect copyright.PENANA49V74J6h7P
是它讓你以為,一切都能重新定價。40Please respect copyright.PENANAguGQWsRhLo
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十一點不到,一樓先炸。40Please respect copyright.PENANAKhmWXtyy2E
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不是人擠人那種炸。40Please respect copyright.PENANA012s8c0tNP
是一樓阿咩直接在櫃台後面拍桌子的那種炸。40Please respect copyright.PENANAkjm1mDOmSb
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我被緊急叫過去支援時,現場已經圍了一圈人。40Please respect copyright.PENANAnjpx1r2G3n
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中間站著一個穿得很體面的女鬼,手裡抓著一件大衣,整個人臉色非常難看。40Please respect copyright.PENANAqk026RI7SR
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她身後吊牌還晃著,紅色折扣貼紙超大張:40Please respect copyright.PENANA8oWMv0vSlR
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《看起來已經放下了的大衣》40Please respect copyright.PENANAICDZsNu3h4
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原價 880040Please respect copyright.PENANASyqC40ELAu
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週年慶特價 299040Please respect copyright.PENANAPhkrmw80hy
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我一看到這價格就知道,事情不會小。40Please respect copyright.PENANA9R9ECNdTsx
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因為這種東西——40Please respect copyright.PENANAJusz1D0fRs
平常賣貴,大家還會說算了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAptd1Csw57k
一旦便宜下來,就會有人以為自己終於買得起「體面」。40Please respect copyright.PENANAC79a7VLcS9
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而這位女鬼顯然就是這種客人。40Please respect copyright.PENANAlP5XeZhZ6u
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她抓著那件大衣,語氣很冷:40Please respect copyright.PENANA1nW3t1cF2D
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「妳們這件為什麼現在才打折?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAYNarXBpNmL
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阿咩面無表情。40Please respect copyright.PENANA9YVCTmxIt9
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「因為今天是週年慶。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAiJRjOjPmww
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女鬼深吸一口氣。40Please respect copyright.PENANAOpi8xk6oaj
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「那我去年原價買的是什麼?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAlSk7LIGHC8
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全場安靜一秒。40Please respect copyright.PENANAXfCdjJA7RD
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我站在旁邊,直接懂了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAOi7Y6skdQE
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不是在吵價格。40Please respect copyright.PENANA0IR7YCZSZv
她是在吵——40Please respect copyright.PENANAylmWJwsNCa
憑什麼我去年要那麼狼狽地穿它,還得付原價。40Please respect copyright.PENANAdESvEI75H3
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阿咩顯然也懂,但她今天是櫃姐模式,全身上下都寫著「我今天已經聽過很多次這種話了」。40Please respect copyright.PENANA0cqOEW0ftx
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她很平靜地回:40Please respect copyright.PENANA8IsMwhcXkq
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「去年那件大衣有附帶當下急需。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAdym3xDbEgm
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全場先靜,接著有人憋笑。40Please respect copyright.PENANAzrZxIIfjfq
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因為——40Please respect copyright.PENANAWfvavZL6OF
對。40Please respect copyright.PENANAx7us7KdJGy
去年你買的不是大衣。40Please respect copyright.PENANATdEhRR6PhO
你買的是「我現在需要一件能撐著我的東西」。40Please respect copyright.PENANAHf5rd5fRRE
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這種東西,本來就不會打折。40Please respect copyright.PENANAZjH52Hlfr9
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女鬼卻被這句戳到,整張臉更難看。40Please respect copyright.PENANAi8wOrTu13q
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「所以妳意思是,我那時候比較不理智?」40Please respect copyright.PENANATbwUcjnC1j
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阿咩抬眼看她,很淡地說:40Please respect copyright.PENANAyLidP6Y8PJ
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「我的意思是,那時候的妳比較急。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAwfn52CDWjU
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這句一出來,整個一樓忽然很安靜。40Please respect copyright.PENANA0jLHsy91S2
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因為太準了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAi41OpbIMDZ
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你急著撐。40Please respect copyright.PENANARQrzKY8NCv
急著穩。40Please respect copyright.PENANAP6UVW66KkJ
急著不要在某個人面前看起來那麼糟。40Please respect copyright.PENANAMLNIb91HQT
急著買一件外套、一雙鞋、一個看起來像自己已經過得不錯的樣子。40Please respect copyright.PENANA7ujJHWy91k
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這種時候的價值,本來就不是折扣能算的。40Please respect copyright.PENANA0S7Zn0VBqC
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那女鬼站在那裡半天沒動。40Please respect copyright.PENANA0uF1CUY933
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最後居然只是很輕地笑了一下。40Please respect copyright.PENANAsxI27BTb1R
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「……好煩喔。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAT5NDKhUgHA
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阿咩也沒繼續補刀,只把那件大衣接回來,重新掛回架上。40Please respect copyright.PENANAtv099NkQLN
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然後很職業地補了一句:40Please respect copyright.PENANAkSbzJYvfoB
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「今天如果還想再買一件比較薄的,可以搭《反正先撐過這個季節》一起帶。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA0gRkXyM7Li
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全場瞬間笑炸。40Please respect copyright.PENANArZWKgPZ0kp
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很好。40Please respect copyright.PENANASS5DqBnWlr
這就是一樓。40Please respect copyright.PENANA2Xd5fPb4Xb
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你以為她剛剛很有人性。40Please respect copyright.PENANA4ultrmA9BX
下一秒她還是要做業績。40Please respect copyright.PENANAE5kCg6LCm0
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而二樓,則是今天整棟樓最危險的樓層。40Please respect copyright.PENANAGudScm51w9
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因為二樓平常賣的是香。40Please respect copyright.PENANACLsoYYgaUf
週年慶賣的,則是——40Please respect copyright.PENANAfX4ZRiMgH6
錯過感。40Please respect copyright.PENANAUuNNq2ApR0
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今年二樓直接把最紅、最有病、最容易讓人回家失眠的三支香,放進了週年慶滿額贈。40Please respect copyright.PENANAfYONL07eze
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滿額門檻不高。40Please respect copyright.PENANA6UBDYunYbD
但贈品很毒。40Please respect copyright.PENANAD8YGJB3MfI
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活動牌上明明白白寫著:40Please respect copyright.PENANAlFTGnJUcu3
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小樣三選一:40Please respect copyright.PENANA9r0xABgWI7
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- 《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》
- 《如果那天有再多留一下》
- 《後來味道先走了》
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我一走到二樓,第一眼看到的就是——40Please respect copyright.PENANAkzyrApgSu4
人滿到快把櫃台擠翻。40Please respect copyright.PENANAngUj2rnnkl
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有情侶鬼。40Please respect copyright.PENANA2TuVylfWBh
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有明明說只是陪朋友來的。40Please respect copyright.PENANAoatjcHjhIb
還有一堆臉上寫著「我今天本來只想買身體乳」結果手裡已經抓著三張試香紙的人。40Please respect copyright.PENANAPNnYJ9MXJT
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而三隻眼櫃哥,今天根本不像在上班。40Please respect copyright.PENANADou868PNQ1
像在主持拍賣。40Please respect copyright.PENANAZQ7wf7tuMZ
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他站在最中間,笑得非常有禮貌:40Please respect copyright.PENANAcv8BPY67dJ
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「這位小姐,您的消費只差一百九十元就可以帶走《如果那天有再多留一下》喔。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAM1A7mfnOj6
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那位小姐本來還在裝冷靜,一聽這句,立刻問:40Please respect copyright.PENANAajlyKcvVOx
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「那……加一支護手霜可以嗎?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAmAQDarVT9c
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櫃哥微笑加深。40Please respect copyright.PENANADwyxaO1Lyn
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「可以,而且剛好。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAlWrGUpEeLV
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我站在旁邊差點笑死。40Please respect copyright.PENANAjmETYpoL4f
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這就對了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAbHZY2c1W9X
週年慶最危險的從來不是主商品。40Please respect copyright.PENANAv2w0KtgWpn
是差額。40Please respect copyright.PENANAP7jNrhMgv3
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差一點點。40Please respect copyright.PENANAHHiXrmgpJc
差一百九。40Please respect copyright.PENANAU0t4z631Yp
差一瓶護手霜。40Please respect copyright.PENANA1aQLNDLhxi
差一句「不然就湊一下」。40Please respect copyright.PENANAU8twYkod6r
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人類最容易在這種時候出事。40Please respect copyright.PENANAtDAk4kOFb3
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更扯的是,旁邊一個男鬼拿著《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》的小樣,一臉複雜。40Please respect copyright.PENANAYY6gNUYgW4
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「這個為什麼會是贈品?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAUlCWSgRdNe
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櫃哥很平靜。40Please respect copyright.PENANAkS2GNlbXc3
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「因為很多人買正貨買怕了。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAhLbsmzxJmI
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全場安靜兩秒。40Please respect copyright.PENANAosFAGCzkJo
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然後爆笑。40Please respect copyright.PENANAPZpbO1KCMS
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我真的很佩服二樓。40Please respect copyright.PENANA23XbNTObYo
他們是全館唯一一個連羞辱客人都可以羞辱得很優雅的部門。40Please respect copyright.PENANAH5HdybHfMk
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但真正把場面推到最高點的,是一位回購客。40Please respect copyright.PENANAF9XHPvoYj1
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她不是第一次買。40Please respect copyright.PENANAAHC5mCmH2M
她是第二次。40Please respect copyright.PENANA7mQQKYEgiK
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而且她一進櫃就超有氣勢,把去年的空瓶啪一聲放到桌上。40Please respect copyright.PENANAsZaBuDgYdt
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「這支去年原價六千二,今年怎麼直接變買大送小?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAojpapz4xO8
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全場瞬間安靜。40Please respect copyright.PENANAm38vWXRayN
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櫃哥低頭看了那支瓶子,認得很快。40Please respect copyright.PENANAL1y2MCivrQ
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《後來味道先走了》。40Please respect copyright.PENANAmYWVXgaH2S
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他停了兩秒,語氣依舊很穩:40Please respect copyright.PENANAMnlzxO60Oy
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「因為去年賣得很好。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAneRhM4Gf0K
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那女生冷笑。40Please respect copyright.PENANAiwq3WtzntV
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「所以我去年活該當第一批冤大頭?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAdiVrhan12d
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櫃哥這次沒有立刻回。40Please respect copyright.PENANAr2Av46fXpl
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他只是看著那支空瓶,很平靜地問了一句:40Please respect copyright.PENANAZrqnhIGgAX
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「妳去年有用完吧?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAZsEu2W69Q9
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女生愣住。40Please respect copyright.PENANAyJ9HxtGGGO
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全場也跟著愣了一下。40Please respect copyright.PENANAmxNmdrg9d1
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然後她很小聲地說:40Please respect copyright.PENANA5s21cftFRu
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「……有。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAGUAS6jdGhK
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櫃哥點頭。40Please respect copyright.PENANASJQCLJH308
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「那就不是冤大頭。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAg5s9QkYBF6
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全場安靜。40Please respect copyright.PENANA2fM3DBKz5P
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我站在旁邊,忽然覺得二樓真的很會。40Please respect copyright.PENANAlIp3A1yEO2
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因為他不是在幫自己找台階。40Please respect copyright.PENANA3FjYjxwxTC
他是在提醒她——40Please respect copyright.PENANASlYQZg9GZ1
你去年買的,不只是價格。40Please respect copyright.PENANANM7nFZh5XZ
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你去年買的是那個時候,你真的需要那個味道陪你一下。40Please respect copyright.PENANAYm6Qt7FUmq
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今年它打折,不代表去年不值。40Please respect copyright.PENANA49FuqND85C
只代表——40Please respect copyright.PENANAiAVsrV2Ebm
你現在看它的角度變了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAQBZ7ASWEQu
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那女生站在那裡很久,最後居然笑了一下。40Please respect copyright.PENANAYazC6fhw82
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「你們這樓真的很討厭。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAEDCoW6l66G
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櫃哥微微鞠躬。40Please respect copyright.PENANALwZRNjFFF6
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「謝謝支持。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAYTAcCKgUS5
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很好。40Please respect copyright.PENANAcMH52OweQ0
全場又笑爛。40Please respect copyright.PENANAvijKdNcipd
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四40Please respect copyright.PENANAEcylj8TMQd
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而三樓,今年的週年慶根本就是大型放棄理智現場。40Please respect copyright.PENANAbA1VH3JfdZ
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別樓在打折。40Please respect copyright.PENANACTfAY04VsG
三樓在煽動。40Please respect copyright.PENANAZBHTZz01KG
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門口那塊超大的紅字看板,寫得非常白:40Please respect copyright.PENANA5bRWAeEebO
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週年慶限定40Please respect copyright.PENANA3yJtLzVtq3
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《買一送一,不代表你真的比較需要》40Please respect copyright.PENANAF4FpyrhCSm
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下面還有一行小字:40Please respect copyright.PENANAprZ4lTfvP6
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但你還是會想買。40Please respect copyright.PENANAF5HYOVbkez
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我一走下去就先笑了。40Please respect copyright.PENANA6PHKwt4tCB
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點單小妖怪今天整個人處於極度快樂狀態,像平常就夠瘋,今天終於合法瘋。40Please respect copyright.PENANApganv537kj
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他一看到我就把菜單往我手裡塞。40Please respect copyright.PENANATOUI7LZaFj
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我低頭一看,今天所有品項名字都比平常更惡毒:40Please respect copyright.PENANA0cdOwKAkqW
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- 《今天不要控制》大杯第二杯半價
- 《反正都買了》加料免費升級
- 《先吃再說》限時套餐
- 《你只是想佔便宜》雙人拼盤
- 《這一組很划算但你根本吃不完》家庭號分享餐
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我看到最後一項直接笑出聲。40Please respect copyright.PENANACNP7B56PRu
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不是。40Please respect copyright.PENANACZmdnOTK3N
你們今天根本不是在賣吃的。40Please respect copyright.PENANAbkpR14erTO
你們是在拆穿大家。40Please respect copyright.PENANApKGwLZ8PPN
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而最精彩的,是三樓今天設了一個「滿千抽折價券」的轉盤。40Please respect copyright.PENANARkgOd8y9jX
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一般百貨公司抽這種東西,大家會開心。40Please respect copyright.PENANAdP20fD9Ybs
地獄百貨的轉盤上,獎項長這樣:40Please respect copyright.PENANA0gTAP3dZoM
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- 再加一點
- 反正都來了
- 這樣比較划算
- 你確定只買這樣?
- 今日再湊一百
- 你真的吃得完嗎
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我站在轉盤前笑到快不行。40Please respect copyright.PENANA9B7whZp2uZ
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因為——40Please respect copyright.PENANABDgS8h9aMS
每一格都不是折價。40Please respect copyright.PENANAy8FJJkiiLL
是壓力。40Please respect copyright.PENANAD3euqJNdoI
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而且客人居然還玩得很認真。40Please respect copyright.PENANAWpcLHxdXe8
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一個男鬼本來只是想買一杯飲料,結果抽到「再加一點」,最後莫名其妙帶走三杯跟一盒炸物。40Please respect copyright.PENANAEGvjz2dSC9
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他站在結帳區,看著自己手上的托盤,整個人一臉空白。40Please respect copyright.PENANAMQg8zYYyn9
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「……我到底怎麼買成這樣?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAIN8zF5llbg
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點單小妖怪笑得超甜。40Please respect copyright.PENANAEJS17VUJyu
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「因為有比較划算。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA54HeN90MP6
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我差點在原地拍桌。40Please respect copyright.PENANAEapYSr3UBg
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三樓真的太懂了。40Please respect copyright.PENANA7swlGH9YW0
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人類在週年慶最常幹的事,不是買需要的。40Please respect copyright.PENANAui82sFqY90
是買「現在看起來不買很可惜的」。40Please respect copyright.PENANAIEaBQmDQy1
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而很多感情、很多後悔、很多衝動,其實也都一樣。40Please respect copyright.PENANAeuaHpeIL65
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你不是因為真的需要。40Please respect copyright.PENANAPPWkHs4hmD
你是因為錯過看起來很可惜。40Please respect copyright.PENANAPN6DdRPwSu
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這才是三樓今天最壞的地方。40Please respect copyright.PENANA4FF0BLQNwc
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最安靜的,反而是五樓。40Please respect copyright.PENANAGgAxUZLZic
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但不是因為它沒人。40Please respect copyright.PENANAw8VvlOIWSA
是因為——40Please respect copyright.PENANAGmDrEymhgI
這層樓今天太不適合人多。40Please respect copyright.PENANAC1Dkl9p21Q
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今年週年慶,五樓只做了一件事。40Please respect copyright.PENANAVroyzVJzKz
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它把所有最不該被算價格的東西,全部拉出來,然後貼上標籤。40Please respect copyright.PENANAYY5wa5koWn
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沒有數字。40Please respect copyright.PENANAZQhnPRlMR8
沒有折扣。40Please respect copyright.PENANAdPmWc9x9Pp
沒有「滿額」。40Please respect copyright.PENANAgHpRI1dgJa
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只有很平靜、很氣人的分類:40Please respect copyright.PENANAbgpfarLDo6
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- 《這個本來就沒有原價》
- 《這個不是你現在才知道》
- 《這個早就過期但你一直留著》
- 《這個不在週年慶範圍內》
- 《這個就算打折你也不會比較甘心》
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我一走進去,整個人都先停住。40Please respect copyright.PENANAYivwMiHGRZ
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因為這層樓今天根本沒有要賣東西。40Please respect copyright.PENANA1Pro1fEdOY
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它在做的是另一件很壞的事:40Please respect copyright.PENANA5S173r79aR
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它讓你看見,有些你很想重新估價的東西,其實根本沒有辦法算。40Please respect copyright.PENANAEAwyrGa32Y
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一個男鬼站在《本來以為會一直在》的展櫃前,盯著那個標籤看了很久。40Please respect copyright.PENANAFGFVgZt57O
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旁邊五樓導覽小妖怪很安靜地站著。40Please respect copyright.PENANAewJZUZts2i
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男鬼最後還是問了:40Please respect copyright.PENANApZb2zvxlSY
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「所以這個真的沒有折扣?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAeJFl1IK4Gj
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導覽小妖怪看著他,輕聲回:40Please respect copyright.PENANAOYPE7969pk
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「如果有,你想買回哪一段?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAFYnZhkL3Hy
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全場沒有笑。40Please respect copyright.PENANAuplYBBSK5q
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連我都沒有。40Please respect copyright.PENANAdCOY48BuHg
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因為這句太狠了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAAxrkLmy01g
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對。40Please respect copyright.PENANAIJG6cl6iLo
如果真有折扣,你想買回哪一段?40Please respect copyright.PENANAgVYbFjpcIl
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是還沒吵之前?40Please respect copyright.PENANAqiuITyfdKL
還是已經很明顯要散,但你還裝作沒看見的那幾個月?40Please respect copyright.PENANAKIdXNvpkzx
還是最後那天,你其實知道再講一句就會不一樣,但還是沒講的那五秒?40Please respect copyright.PENANAopZMVxP6X4
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這些東西,怎麼折?40Please respect copyright.PENANAji18tYmTkm
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你根本沒有辦法。40Please respect copyright.PENANADAFarFrR4x
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這就是五樓今天最有內涵的地方。40Please respect copyright.PENANAM3IFDtNc7q
它不是讓你難過。40Please respect copyright.PENANAXa7x1AdJeI
它是讓你知道——40Please respect copyright.PENANArfuStewzuG
有些東西一旦被拿來比價,本身就已經很荒謬了。40Please respect copyright.PENANA94GjhDOqDG
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而真正把全館週年慶推向高潮的,當然還是牛頭馬面。40Please respect copyright.PENANA1SJ6c6grRc
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不是我偏心。40Please respect copyright.PENANAnbMuN7N5uq
是這兩個人永遠知道怎麼在最不該有戲的地方,自己長出一場戲。40Please respect copyright.PENANAfOKIRnh70e
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事情發生在傍晚五點四十。40Please respect copyright.PENANARaVvEPTP0n
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那時全館已經進入第二波高峰。40Please respect copyright.PENANALQsJWqHlAD
買夠的、沒買夠的、打算最後衝一波的,全都還在。40Please respect copyright.PENANAJMbuhiuwXQ
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而牛頭馬面,居然一起出現在三樓。40Please respect copyright.PENANAUJaTXTSnQa
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重點不是一起出現。40Please respect copyright.PENANAQSvvrv0VW7
是——40Please respect copyright.PENANANq41LgAmY0
他們手上拿著同一張滿額贈兌換單。40Please respect copyright.PENANAxdTY7FvWqs
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我一看到,整個人都先停住。40Please respect copyright.PENANAFZEGleQPLK
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旁邊白無常剛好也在,直接笑出聲。40Please respect copyright.PENANA0osiMy2kaJ
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「欸,你們兩個合併結帳喔?」40Please respect copyright.PENANAPwGJ2F4Cv5
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全場先安靜一秒。40Please respect copyright.PENANAsDoceMaRcR
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馬面耳朵立刻紅掉。40Please respect copyright.PENANAeXjPAdUSar
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「沒有!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAn4PHFxr1mm
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牛頭倒是很平靜。40Please respect copyright.PENANA4HVpLlWjVd
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「剛好湊到。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAGl2YB98GSP
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我差點笑死。40Please respect copyright.PENANAhkrtfbBBpc
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不是。40Please respect copyright.PENANAn1kI2WVjee
「剛好湊到」這四個字,比「我們一起結帳」更有問題。40Please respect copyright.PENANAOMEdaT3ciU
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白無常當然不可能放過。40Please respect copyright.PENANAAOfPLoSIbc
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他湊過去看那張單,一看就笑瘋。40Please respect copyright.PENANAeB9AS0eI9c
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「哇,你們滿額贈可以換《明明說不吃,最後還是會幫你夾》筷子耶!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAX1akZP9D3Q
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全場瞬間安靜。40Please respect copyright.PENANANDjZpa1yIU
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然後,整個三樓炸掉。40Please respect copyright.PENANAt13VVYQo7J
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點單小妖怪先拍桌。40Please respect copyright.PENANAbpPftyhnNd
阿咩不知道什麼時候也來了,直接扶著櫃台笑。40Please respect copyright.PENANAxUaxUzQwyh
二樓櫃哥居然都從手扶梯那邊探頭。40Please respect copyright.PENANAcy00ZjuszG
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我站在旁邊,已經快笑到站不住。40Please respect copyright.PENANAcGDgh5FrGC
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不是。40Please respect copyright.PENANAVfaGXSjHoC
這也太剛好。40Please respect copyright.PENANAgo2gQALpGE
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馬面當場想搶兌換單。40Please respect copyright.PENANAF4Oj8Pv4kc
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「不要換那個!」40Please respect copyright.PENANACap6W7e4RX
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牛頭很穩地把單往後收一點。40Please respect copyright.PENANAbB3Ml8di4j
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「那換什麼?」40Please respect copyright.PENANA9FJyykyMXY
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白無常已經笑到快不行。40Please respect copyright.PENANAafeFwogEX6
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「還有《不然你過來一點》雙人傘旅行版!」40Please respect copyright.PENANAw0lYvr56xD
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我整個人直接扶牆。40Please respect copyright.PENANAOONOEKtXL0
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天啊。40Please respect copyright.PENANAvSET1kiU81
這個滿額贈設計到底是誰做的。40Please respect copyright.PENANAnh5PpVVr8Q
太壞了吧。40Please respect copyright.PENANA3uCC8h409t
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馬面整張臉都紅透,低聲咬牙:40Please respect copyright.PENANACGBaoJ1LGV
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「你敢換那個試試看。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAqmELlx4bsa
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牛頭看著贈品表,居然很認真地想了兩秒。40Please respect copyright.PENANARNXBCqsOIy
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「筷子比較實用。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAjatQZJsj7w
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全場又是一靜。40Please respect copyright.PENANARlrdtvwnsP
接著笑到地板都在震。40Please respect copyright.PENANAJGrs5etLqA
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因為——40Please respect copyright.PENANA2WuYA9hvtV
對。40Please respect copyright.PENANAuaZP9f9cve
這就是牛頭最可怕的地方。40Please respect copyright.PENANAde3enH9l9r
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他不是故意撩。40Please respect copyright.PENANAfPAGEHbnBe
他是很平靜地說一個超有事的實用結論。40Please respect copyright.PENANAi4N9dqmD6E
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而且越平,越完蛋。40Please respect copyright.PENANA8rnrh0inBO
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最後,那張兌換單還真的換成了筷子。40Please respect copyright.PENANACb6sFhrT25
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因為牛頭直接做決定了。40Please respect copyright.PENANABWvN6QlUAC
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馬面雖然一路嘴硬,嘴硬到整個三樓都想幫他結帳。40Please respect copyright.PENANAvvC7NHjHGG
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但當牛頭把那個《明明說不吃,最後還是會幫你夾》禮盒拿到手裡時,他也沒真的阻止。40Please respect copyright.PENANA5ImT4VuZQv
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只是在旁邊臉很臭地補一句:40Please respect copyright.PENANAg2ykB0eAVA
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「你最好有在用。」40Please respect copyright.PENANA23pn9jlxE5
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牛頭很淡地回:40Please respect copyright.PENANAWitq77RnAj
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「會。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAu3wbs8a6ya
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全場再次笑爆。40Please respect copyright.PENANADJXaSRVntr
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白無常甚至直接拍手:40Please respect copyright.PENANAHJl4bXeFoO
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「恭喜,這是本年度最值得的滿額贈。」40Please respect copyright.PENANAdc2dDPhpmX
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我真的笑到眼淚快出來。40Please respect copyright.PENANApTiR4ejsoI
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不是因為那雙筷子。40Please respect copyright.PENANAmubn8CkzgZ
是因為很多東西,本來就是這樣。40Please respect copyright.PENANAudXTQrZlO9
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你不是因為它值。40Please respect copyright.PENANAS3g6ZjJQnZ
你是因為——40Please respect copyright.PENANAh19aCmxlqU
你知道自己會用。40Please respect copyright.PENANA5upbe8VLZ9
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這就夠了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAvXhEuiuw0Z
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七40Please respect copyright.PENANAQcTHSfzC0x
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晚上九點,週年慶第一天終於準備收尾。40Please respect copyright.PENANAUz4nGxIfAj
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全館還是很亮。40Please respect copyright.PENANAaC1z8A3ifY
袋子滿地。40Please respect copyright.PENANA1kXNn4wYI1
紅標到處都是。40Please respect copyright.PENANA6aXfn9Vv0I
有人撿最後一雙鞋。40Please respect copyright.PENANAz4RZSEQLCc
有人補最後一瓶香。40Please respect copyright.PENANAIcdfgdddEe
有人在三樓努力把「明明吃不完」說成「明天還可以吃」。40Please respect copyright.PENANAsoKs8EeC7K
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但走到最後,整棟樓其實都安靜下來一點了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAVknln6O2O4
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因為大家都已經買完了。40Please respect copyright.PENANAJoPzi7GYvL
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買完之後,人通常會有一種很短暫的誠實。40Please respect copyright.PENANA9PAOzUdb94
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你會突然知道,自己到底在搶什麼。40Please respect copyright.PENANAqCpDqWgG9q
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有的人搶便宜。40Please respect copyright.PENANAqrdNI39nH0
有的人搶面子。40Please respect copyright.PENANA5WTebso5Cv
有的人搶體面。40Please respect copyright.PENANACRgamTVMBc
有的人搶一個「錯過會很可惜」的藉口。40Please respect copyright.PENANAnXHygk4y0S
還有的人——40Please respect copyright.PENANABPkAmMBffU
其實只是想知道,那件自己一直捨不得放的東西,現在是不是終於有個比較好接受的價格。40Please respect copyright.PENANAQTBjoErc81
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可是到最後,很多人會發現:40Please respect copyright.PENANAc62SC3bmxM
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有些東西就算打折了,還是很貴。40Please respect copyright.PENANARkPilsCDtj
不是錢。40Please respect copyright.PENANArNPMnCTfpM
是心裡那個價差。40Please respect copyright.PENANAJPQaliL5bz
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你還是要承認。40Please respect copyright.PENANAxFzqIQbYyf
還是要拿。40Please respect copyright.PENANAdc3nq8QXDf
還是要帶回家。40Please respect copyright.PENANAa5t2Chz645
還是要自己處理。40Please respect copyright.PENANAIBNjC8G9Kx
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週年慶只是讓你更誤會一件事:40Please respect copyright.PENANAS4qZjQCWm7
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好像一切都有機會重新估價。40Please respect copyright.PENANA9ldNrlE5je
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可其實不是。40Please respect copyright.PENANAvmUOWbxvaX
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它只是讓你看見——40Please respect copyright.PENANA5cJGLXR2HA
你願不願意在今天,把某件事拿起來。40Please respect copyright.PENANAGYVyjVJuxR
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就這樣而已。40Please respect copyright.PENANAQbG3HKo78M
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我站在中庭,看著那些還沒熄掉的週年慶燈牌,忽然覺得這一天最有內涵的,不是折扣。40Please respect copyright.PENANAl29pL8Oq4Q
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是全館最沒人想承認的一件事:40Please respect copyright.PENANAUzfQVlHoDG
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原來很多東西,不是值不值得。40Please respect copyright.PENANASld2yljnOd
是你還想不想。40Please respect copyright.PENANAt0fIpAy7gu
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你還想不想穿得像自己沒事。40Please respect copyright.PENANAiCXfqJNf2A
還想不想聞那個味道。40Please respect copyright.PENANAKhEgYGSZvs
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還想不想用買東西這件事,順便替自己做一個很難說的決定。40Please respect copyright.PENANAv8dCbY1omA
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這種東西,最不該打折。40Please respect copyright.PENANACfuzCxn3IC
但偏偏,週年慶就是會把它們全端出來。40Please respect copyright.PENANAclaCfnazwg
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今天要不要一起帶走?
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