地獄百貨的週年慶,向來不是「比較便宜」的問題。71Please respect copyright.PENANAinn6LuA2jM
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是——71Please respect copyright.PENANARa3Fbev0ev
比較容易出事。71Please respect copyright.PENANApBvSiqGWqQ
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因為普通百貨公司週年慶,大家搶的是保養品、家電、寢具、鍋子、鞋子。71Please respect copyright.PENANAi2rDtBXYiS
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地獄百貨不一樣。71Please respect copyright.PENANAJtWZSJ7zga
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地獄百貨一到週年慶,會打折的東西包括:71Please respect copyright.PENANAToCT6dXiCG
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- 71Please respect copyright.PENANABNHE1O3PKT
- 本來不該回頭看的香水
- 本來不該再試一次的奶茶
- 本來不該拿來比價的房間
- 還有那些本來就沒有辦法算原價的東西
71Please respect copyright.PENANAUxk1nfAM2v
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所以每年週年慶開跑前,樓管都會先做一件事。71Please respect copyright.PENANAuce8Ydx0MB
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他會把七樓的人手加倍。71Please respect copyright.PENANA4cIfsLEYZ1
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因為他知道——71Please respect copyright.PENANAJBZjs2a9S2
今天一定會有人買太多。71Please respect copyright.PENANAA4QBvysxhl
也一定會有人,買完之後突然開始覺得:71Please respect copyright.PENANAsoOva3BXNb
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如果這東西今天可以打七折,那我當初到底算什麼?71Please respect copyright.PENANAVDZ0qI33u0
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而這種客人,通常下午三點後開始大量出現。71Please respect copyright.PENANAbVIu3BxVHZ
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一71Please respect copyright.PENANApMyNYk9Cdp
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那天一早十點整,中庭布幕一拉開,全館燈一亮,廣播就用一種近乎喜氣的聲音宣布:71Please respect copyright.PENANAIDz8bFChRn
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「歡迎蒞臨地獄百貨週年慶,全館最低三折起,部分高風險商品限時特價,錯過不補——」71Please respect copyright.PENANAKXthYPleKc
71Please respect copyright.PENANA1JJA0eVuTD
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全館安靜一秒。71Please respect copyright.PENANAesovcMYnKc
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然後,像山崩一樣,客人全部動了。71Please respect copyright.PENANALEMiblKnR6
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我站在一樓手扶梯旁邊,手裡還拿著員工識別證,眼睜睜看著一個阿姨鬼先衝進去,一邊跑一邊喊:71Please respect copyright.PENANAA4BjCRtFj4
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「快!二樓那支『你剛剛是不是也有想到我』去年根本沒折過!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAlOGCVgZepX
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我直接停住。71Please respect copyright.PENANAW9l6zSQrKj
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不是。71Please respect copyright.PENANAoWDW5ZA9zT
你們真的把這種東西當百貨爆款在搶是不是?71Please respect copyright.PENANARY58Td55Cx
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旁邊一個年輕男鬼也很誇張,邊滑手機邊往三樓衝。71Please respect copyright.PENANAFUiOthIrfA
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「今天《本來只是想喝一口》買一送一耶,先去排!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAXlZEOLW5Tj
71Please respect copyright.PENANAABD4Ic5Na3
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我當場回頭看活動手冊。71Please respect copyright.PENANAPeaMXBH3Pb
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很好。71Please respect copyright.PENANA8WNFP1E5MA
地獄百貨今年的主視覺真的很敢。71Please respect copyright.PENANAqmUZRR2mMD
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整本DM封面,金底黑字,直接寫:71Please respect copyright.PENANAitQxz5vSKq
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週年慶限定71Please respect copyright.PENANAwxk1VsnbB2
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《你以為你在省錢,其實你在重新估價自己》71Please respect copyright.PENANA3KPf4zNlHJ
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我看完只想笑。71Please respect copyright.PENANAB4WvgvcBjf
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這句話寫成這樣,居然還有人敢來。71Please respect copyright.PENANAeWcwoMJK41
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71Please respect copyright.PENANAloLzIAo60R
可我笑著笑著,又很清楚:71Please respect copyright.PENANA4pp0pVJv2v
就是因為它寫成這樣,大家才更想來。71Please respect copyright.PENANAV6wf0xWBQk
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因為人就是這樣。71Please respect copyright.PENANAGf322WAUBf
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明知道有些東西不該算。71Please respect copyright.PENANAo7DO7m13PL
可一旦它被貼了標籤、印了折扣、掛了「最後一天」的牌子——71Please respect copyright.PENANAP3Mha83SFq
你還是會忍不住去看。71Please respect copyright.PENANAjaNuPfqogP
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你會想知道:71Please respect copyright.PENANAcWm0aoRvLZ
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那件事現在值多少?71Please respect copyright.PENANAUFQUAW389i
那個人現在值多少?71Please respect copyright.PENANA4gxucljZYW
那個你以前捨不得放、後來也沒真的留下來的東西,今天如果打五折,你會不會比較甘心?71Please respect copyright.PENANA0Od15yx2Ii
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這才是週年慶真正可怕的地方。71Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8kZ1JGo8b
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71Please respect copyright.PENANAV6rKtCTFEo
不是便宜。71Please respect copyright.PENANAB5MIsR0s5T
是它讓你以為,一切都能重新定價。71Please respect copyright.PENANASppOhLgcPq
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二71Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5rxv1fD6u
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十一點不到,一樓先炸。71Please respect copyright.PENANArN3FJ5xwkI
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不是人擠人那種炸。71Please respect copyright.PENANAjGZLFmoqDY
是一樓阿咩直接在櫃台後面拍桌子的那種炸。71Please respect copyright.PENANAkdeX3R4JRI
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我被緊急叫過去支援時,現場已經圍了一圈人。71Please respect copyright.PENANAN2t25Uy2hf
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中間站著一個穿得很體面的女鬼,手裡抓著一件大衣,整個人臉色非常難看。71Please respect copyright.PENANA0hiI5sNPfA
71Please respect copyright.PENANALBvZY8qooU
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她身後吊牌還晃著,紅色折扣貼紙超大張:71Please respect copyright.PENANA0vpeoDETtz
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《看起來已經放下了的大衣》71Please respect copyright.PENANAIPE784mRGX
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原價 880071Please respect copyright.PENANAJnvQ4tyLsS
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週年慶特價 299071Please respect copyright.PENANAG7TSuMwqli
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我一看到這價格就知道,事情不會小。71Please respect copyright.PENANAVjrzONKA7j
71Please respect copyright.PENANA2BX7EUf7YY
71Please respect copyright.PENANALvNQCkXLTD
因為這種東西——71Please respect copyright.PENANADCXnjlibMK
平常賣貴,大家還會說算了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAh3RfDKau0G
一旦便宜下來,就會有人以為自己終於買得起「體面」。71Please respect copyright.PENANAe6ZTZz9sHK
71Please respect copyright.PENANAOtN0SvBGb9
71Please respect copyright.PENANAtjfWgtyZRJ
而這位女鬼顯然就是這種客人。71Please respect copyright.PENANA1YNMgKjF6w
71Please respect copyright.PENANAWvVbRBQdbK
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她抓著那件大衣,語氣很冷:71Please respect copyright.PENANAyShY4ZCGtS
71Please respect copyright.PENANAUzdnbjEXVW
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「妳們這件為什麼現在才打折?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAgN5zZoUhM0
71Please respect copyright.PENANAWOK1N1P3cK
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阿咩面無表情。71Please respect copyright.PENANAdOMAigVbMC
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「因為今天是週年慶。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAGqDCK3H1L6
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女鬼深吸一口氣。71Please respect copyright.PENANAbMOWxU7T8z
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「那我去年原價買的是什麼?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAvUbHciOiDy
71Please respect copyright.PENANAJaqUHJwiIu
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全場安靜一秒。71Please respect copyright.PENANArYDqaEFRxD
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我站在旁邊,直接懂了。71Please respect copyright.PENANARJf8Yp3nLL
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不是在吵價格。71Please respect copyright.PENANAn6k7ScN5PG
她是在吵——71Please respect copyright.PENANAmfSPvIDryO
憑什麼我去年要那麼狼狽地穿它,還得付原價。71Please respect copyright.PENANA8KhGAQi8cO
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阿咩顯然也懂,但她今天是櫃姐模式,全身上下都寫著「我今天已經聽過很多次這種話了」。71Please respect copyright.PENANANUqrYF42PH
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她很平靜地回:71Please respect copyright.PENANAXwMrQgVyRF
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「去年那件大衣有附帶當下急需。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAQFYbwxRptQ
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全場先靜,接著有人憋笑。71Please respect copyright.PENANAVTLO4w8TEP
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因為——71Please respect copyright.PENANADLeacIpmkc
對。71Please respect copyright.PENANAhrBVK2lULv
去年你買的不是大衣。71Please respect copyright.PENANAE0o305Qtwy
你買的是「我現在需要一件能撐著我的東西」。71Please respect copyright.PENANA2IALq7UoHD
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這種東西,本來就不會打折。71Please respect copyright.PENANAYekAeQfaL1
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女鬼卻被這句戳到,整張臉更難看。71Please respect copyright.PENANAO22Jc9xT5B
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「所以妳意思是,我那時候比較不理智?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAKExXess1SR
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阿咩抬眼看她,很淡地說:71Please respect copyright.PENANAiKeqIExHIl
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「我的意思是,那時候的妳比較急。」71Please respect copyright.PENANA36itoCVldm
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這句一出來,整個一樓忽然很安靜。71Please respect copyright.PENANAlH5gWQUkk5
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因為太準了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAK26p3fLrad
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你急著撐。71Please respect copyright.PENANAnk5wRf6AYP
急著穩。71Please respect copyright.PENANAnEqwGiYLHZ
急著不要在某個人面前看起來那麼糟。71Please respect copyright.PENANA6eywuyc84N
急著買一件外套、一雙鞋、一個看起來像自己已經過得不錯的樣子。71Please respect copyright.PENANAr8sDSFN5M1
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這種時候的價值,本來就不是折扣能算的。71Please respect copyright.PENANABhk0FLH1dQ
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那女鬼站在那裡半天沒動。71Please respect copyright.PENANAtgTBQ4tUjH
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最後居然只是很輕地笑了一下。71Please respect copyright.PENANARfTFv1fX4r
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「……好煩喔。」71Please respect copyright.PENANA7JJdfTL3wo
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阿咩也沒繼續補刀,只把那件大衣接回來,重新掛回架上。71Please respect copyright.PENANAv6unRIaKQn
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然後很職業地補了一句:71Please respect copyright.PENANAuwaa43m2xd
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「今天如果還想再買一件比較薄的,可以搭《反正先撐過這個季節》一起帶。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAOGCxEGx18E
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全場瞬間笑炸。71Please respect copyright.PENANAU54x35KpMk
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很好。71Please respect copyright.PENANAa244LPvgEz
這就是一樓。71Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2VFu1f1Wm
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你以為她剛剛很有人性。71Please respect copyright.PENANAko1O441WJA
下一秒她還是要做業績。71Please respect copyright.PENANAx9tSNz82RH
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三71Please respect copyright.PENANAgkPLlbYwut
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而二樓,則是今天整棟樓最危險的樓層。71Please respect copyright.PENANAVcddoAwDgu
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因為二樓平常賣的是香。71Please respect copyright.PENANAM2NOHKMOmU
週年慶賣的,則是——71Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0JhwwkoOW
錯過感。71Please respect copyright.PENANAmrz384VAIr
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今年二樓直接把最紅、最有病、最容易讓人回家失眠的三支香,放進了週年慶滿額贈。71Please respect copyright.PENANA6GK7toWk3Q
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滿額門檻不高。71Please respect copyright.PENANA2Cj0ZWfdJa
但贈品很毒。71Please respect copyright.PENANAbrwkmxeMXw
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活動牌上明明白白寫著:71Please respect copyright.PENANA6rihPTSuUd
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滿額即贈71Please respect copyright.PENANA19woEM7FrW
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小樣三選一:71Please respect copyright.PENANAdhxjWp0JhZ
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- 《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》
- 《如果那天有再多留一下》
- 《後來味道先走了》
71Please respect copyright.PENANATbnmOpB4Qd
71Please respect copyright.PENANAKF1TGtQKWD
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我一走到二樓,第一眼看到的就是——71Please respect copyright.PENANAcksx45JskZ
人滿到快把櫃台擠翻。71Please respect copyright.PENANAsvJF3LjBbM
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有情侶鬼。71Please respect copyright.PENANA4WTG2UHBGf
有單身鬼。71Please respect copyright.PENANAhgBniyO5LU
有明明說只是陪朋友來的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAk4gHaZBynr
還有一堆臉上寫著「我今天本來只想買身體乳」結果手裡已經抓著三張試香紙的人。71Please respect copyright.PENANAL4NxXC7GpD
71Please respect copyright.PENANAlbL0NbstOw
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而三隻眼櫃哥,今天根本不像在上班。71Please respect copyright.PENANAWyy8exxCHB
像在主持拍賣。71Please respect copyright.PENANAxCdvzWWHGw
71Please respect copyright.PENANAvF5jiXR6Iu
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他站在最中間,笑得非常有禮貌:71Please respect copyright.PENANAS6KtGI8tVF
71Please respect copyright.PENANAA3zDyjrgGa
71Please respect copyright.PENANAciDIKehPst
「這位小姐,您的消費只差一百九十元就可以帶走《如果那天有再多留一下》喔。」71Please respect copyright.PENANA9FXZOq5VbK
71Please respect copyright.PENANAPSjLOIDJhN
71Please respect copyright.PENANAACKvWQLi8q
那位小姐本來還在裝冷靜,一聽這句,立刻問:71Please respect copyright.PENANAKrklyjS8Ie
71Please respect copyright.PENANAmIBstUct0E
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「那……加一支護手霜可以嗎?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAMYSw1e8mmA
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櫃哥微笑加深。71Please respect copyright.PENANAG0xqiYUsX1
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「可以,而且剛好。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAtDcJah5cWA
71Please respect copyright.PENANAu70xgv2Xr5
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我站在旁邊差點笑死。71Please respect copyright.PENANA4b6dFBLTUK
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這就對了。71Please respect copyright.PENANA5Iu6BbAdbm
週年慶最危險的從來不是主商品。71Please respect copyright.PENANArnggGv8lnC
是差額。71Please respect copyright.PENANAtu6fVyBDZk
71Please respect copyright.PENANAMRHq15FNAt
71Please respect copyright.PENANAuY8AAXyI30
差一點點。71Please respect copyright.PENANAeMc3oSi8jj
差一百九。71Please respect copyright.PENANAOceG0bDuDX
差一瓶護手霜。71Please respect copyright.PENANABi56ZcTPmH
差一句「不然就湊一下」。71Please respect copyright.PENANACkQuBTKtgo
71Please respect copyright.PENANAxskUUfkI3l
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人類最容易在這種時候出事。71Please respect copyright.PENANAsD9OdXM8nc
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更扯的是,旁邊一個男鬼拿著《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》的小樣,一臉複雜。71Please respect copyright.PENANANHGrRt9eU8
71Please respect copyright.PENANAwTmHZNwg60
71Please respect copyright.PENANAsCQYVeW0GN
「這個為什麼會是贈品?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAebhnMO3bPa
71Please respect copyright.PENANApA6x78YccH
71Please respect copyright.PENANAXxbCS1MZch
櫃哥很平靜。71Please respect copyright.PENANA7j6CfCKEOe
71Please respect copyright.PENANAoCdXuJx5nF
71Please respect copyright.PENANA7KzpgZdx7h
「因為很多人買正貨買怕了。」71Please respect copyright.PENANADW1wFJEaRq
71Please respect copyright.PENANAO2C3D7mC0T
71Please respect copyright.PENANA3bls3jF0RL
全場安靜兩秒。71Please respect copyright.PENANAkMwduPFwde
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然後爆笑。71Please respect copyright.PENANARSp8UPT2pi
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我真的很佩服二樓。71Please respect copyright.PENANARUHma3SCKm
他們是全館唯一一個連羞辱客人都可以羞辱得很優雅的部門。71Please respect copyright.PENANAbjTv6rIUhS
71Please respect copyright.PENANAd5plCjoGfu
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但真正把場面推到最高點的,是一位回購客。71Please respect copyright.PENANAOflGW7afXJ
71Please respect copyright.PENANAznPaU8zZoT
71Please respect copyright.PENANAf3ab6fSt0Y
她不是第一次買。71Please respect copyright.PENANAl8ZpwMJS7t
她是第二次。71Please respect copyright.PENANA2K3xOE7tu6
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而且她一進櫃就超有氣勢,把去年的空瓶啪一聲放到桌上。71Please respect copyright.PENANAjaAG8f74mO
71Please respect copyright.PENANAZs8DhIsIyn
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「這支去年原價六千二,今年怎麼直接變買大送小?」71Please respect copyright.PENANA81kq1ssAqv
71Please respect copyright.PENANAO0fFyTGK3W
71Please respect copyright.PENANAX611K11PfR
全場瞬間安靜。71Please respect copyright.PENANARvu6Yrg7fc
71Please respect copyright.PENANAgUMXkVO8ze
71Please respect copyright.PENANAiK2VQG6fEF
櫃哥低頭看了那支瓶子,認得很快。71Please respect copyright.PENANARFcDqNaWIS
71Please respect copyright.PENANApOztBmeuJS
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《後來味道先走了》。71Please respect copyright.PENANADifPolS8xI
71Please respect copyright.PENANAWnnMbwpStN
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他停了兩秒,語氣依舊很穩:71Please respect copyright.PENANAbSQuqJ4qth
71Please respect copyright.PENANANZb18wWEha
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「因為去年賣得很好。」71Please respect copyright.PENANANxcNLuVUW6
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那女生冷笑。71Please respect copyright.PENANAwnnM38KQRn
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「所以我去年活該當第一批冤大頭?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAASXDU1YOGq
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櫃哥這次沒有立刻回。71Please respect copyright.PENANAXcTWdTwQT2
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71Please respect copyright.PENANA3PfBQIvGE2
他只是看著那支空瓶,很平靜地問了一句:71Please respect copyright.PENANA1EQhXxDsM1
71Please respect copyright.PENANAz5R3oDEWxU
71Please respect copyright.PENANAgnbo8dBThp
「妳去年有用完吧?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAmgVcPA8ahh
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女生愣住。71Please respect copyright.PENANAjxidSf4crW
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全場也跟著愣了一下。71Please respect copyright.PENANAqx2SGZ8Xeu
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然後她很小聲地說:71Please respect copyright.PENANAE2F4YvADZ0
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「……有。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAWf3MqmzagO
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櫃哥點頭。71Please respect copyright.PENANAnZVkOYt5Ys
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71Please respect copyright.PENANAvJXii4hI5k
「那就不是冤大頭。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAxmS3kDTisY
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全場安靜。71Please respect copyright.PENANAkSmfKWps3o
71Please respect copyright.PENANANMqyduFdcX
71Please respect copyright.PENANAjQl1K1iQ2w
我站在旁邊,忽然覺得二樓真的很會。71Please respect copyright.PENANA7iVztYAfeU
71Please respect copyright.PENANABPa6CqaayX
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因為他不是在幫自己找台階。71Please respect copyright.PENANAReiPUob4yq
他是在提醒她——71Please respect copyright.PENANAsHMORwgXI0
你去年買的,不只是價格。71Please respect copyright.PENANAxE7S7NNOkS
71Please respect copyright.PENANAERm3sv7yQr
71Please respect copyright.PENANAcEFW0rdY7U
你去年買的是那個時候,你真的需要那個味道陪你一下。71Please respect copyright.PENANAXzlEzZJqQI
71Please respect copyright.PENANAyVMU04nBEu
71Please respect copyright.PENANAQo13FJHPT0
今年它打折,不代表去年不值。71Please respect copyright.PENANA1upEI8R7q7
只代表——71Please respect copyright.PENANAeVt5PVc32U
你現在看它的角度變了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAwMbdkgj1l0
71Please respect copyright.PENANA0HBfran2WX
71Please respect copyright.PENANAwQqelHOxIc
那女生站在那裡很久,最後居然笑了一下。71Please respect copyright.PENANAW5blIUNiFm
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「你們這樓真的很討厭。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAibXXNC1C4J
71Please respect copyright.PENANAe1cPIC4F1e
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櫃哥微微鞠躬。71Please respect copyright.PENANAWej5Pjrfuw
71Please respect copyright.PENANAgmx0xBPllj
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「謝謝支持。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAehuAOpmiFe
71Please respect copyright.PENANAnYcIk4mufD
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很好。71Please respect copyright.PENANAbpby76AojB
全場又笑爛。71Please respect copyright.PENANAkyqDGXQchO
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71Please respect copyright.PENANAeqdmVj9wBR
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四71Please respect copyright.PENANAbnQyvp9Rqc
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71Please respect copyright.PENANAWPTCLLDhKH
71Please respect copyright.PENANAFdwGucnyZD
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而三樓,今年的週年慶根本就是大型放棄理智現場。71Please respect copyright.PENANAVYqBaGicqt
71Please respect copyright.PENANA5uRnmzphy0
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別樓在打折。71Please respect copyright.PENANA6v7tljndno
三樓在煽動。71Please respect copyright.PENANAkCDYDLO7yE
71Please respect copyright.PENANAmtRKAVSWGg
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門口那塊超大的紅字看板,寫得非常白:71Please respect copyright.PENANACN5wn98hTC
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週年慶限定71Please respect copyright.PENANAd062Lt7wxV
71Please respect copyright.PENANAznNq1Aj5HE
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71Please respect copyright.PENANAeSD9CACY76
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《買一送一,不代表你真的比較需要》71Please respect copyright.PENANAwRaWYgQGSX
71Please respect copyright.PENANAGeeUAZnLFh
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下面還有一行小字:71Please respect copyright.PENANABW7f8vvA0F
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71Please respect copyright.PENANAO2EosbMDwP
71Please respect copyright.PENANAidcpjpK0rI
71Please respect copyright.PENANA0VOwVpvkAs
但你還是會想買。71Please respect copyright.PENANAlucNgtBA41
71Please respect copyright.PENANADmI2UznuZy
71Please respect copyright.PENANAKO5ITTaDLa
71Please respect copyright.PENANAb6iTZp11Uv
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我一走下去就先笑了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAD4gyHclx4Q
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71Please respect copyright.PENANA2RUJSWTmBh
點單小妖怪今天整個人處於極度快樂狀態,像平常就夠瘋,今天終於合法瘋。71Please respect copyright.PENANAGwZVan8JDE
71Please respect copyright.PENANAff8qVwVf4p
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他一看到我就把菜單往我手裡塞。71Please respect copyright.PENANAcEWtfCrU6C
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我低頭一看,今天所有品項名字都比平常更惡毒:71Please respect copyright.PENANAV1CinzpgWi
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- 71Please respect copyright.PENANAe8daR9bBc0
- 《今天不要控制》大杯第二杯半價
- 《反正都買了》加料免費升級
- 《先吃再說》限時套餐
- 《你只是想佔便宜》雙人拼盤
- 《這一組很划算但你根本吃不完》家庭號分享餐
71Please respect copyright.PENANAqQnYCHrh3q
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我看到最後一項直接笑出聲。71Please respect copyright.PENANAuaTimty91W
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不是。71Please respect copyright.PENANAoNBLnNBLMa
你們今天根本不是在賣吃的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAjlQshwh9lr
你們是在拆穿大家。71Please respect copyright.PENANATQgvs797OI
71Please respect copyright.PENANAfjs3Epbayz
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而最精彩的,是三樓今天設了一個「滿千抽折價券」的轉盤。71Please respect copyright.PENANAUOiBEEJEyq
71Please respect copyright.PENANAYqiavmwQbx
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一般百貨公司抽這種東西,大家會開心。71Please respect copyright.PENANAibgpsaSYKq
地獄百貨的轉盤上,獎項長這樣:71Please respect copyright.PENANAAEW1SVe3Hc
71Please respect copyright.PENANABItCBFYz1X
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- 71Please respect copyright.PENANAAgYpRNtiDS
- 再加一點
- 反正都來了
- 這樣比較划算
- 你確定只買這樣?
- 今日再湊一百
- 你真的吃得完嗎
71Please respect copyright.PENANAuHjeXxHfiE
71Please respect copyright.PENANAXyz0HsBkOM
71Please respect copyright.PENANA6KRvX8cleg
71Please respect copyright.PENANAtp2nIKf7tv
我站在轉盤前笑到快不行。71Please respect copyright.PENANAnUNaDHd1Te
71Please respect copyright.PENANAotSeJGmIgq
71Please respect copyright.PENANAtEbU6x7jiW
因為——71Please respect copyright.PENANAwoPFzWzwk1
每一格都不是折價。71Please respect copyright.PENANA1pAwQSFpEb
是壓力。71Please respect copyright.PENANAiOSB5326AB
71Please respect copyright.PENANAdJVlKkPW75
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而且客人居然還玩得很認真。71Please respect copyright.PENANAaMwzp4Ovc2
71Please respect copyright.PENANAtmqIrH01de
71Please respect copyright.PENANAf5yqv2ytnX
一個男鬼本來只是想買一杯飲料,結果抽到「再加一點」,最後莫名其妙帶走三杯跟一盒炸物。71Please respect copyright.PENANAMdqyceNdvm
71Please respect copyright.PENANAnqK3kTsZAw
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他站在結帳區,看著自己手上的托盤,整個人一臉空白。71Please respect copyright.PENANA281MkUoFFd
71Please respect copyright.PENANAUvlHQBitt7
71Please respect copyright.PENANA7Ne8Uex8P2
「……我到底怎麼買成這樣?」71Please respect copyright.PENANA1PLaJ2JH3b
71Please respect copyright.PENANAdHefUZA7JA
71Please respect copyright.PENANANjMUGsS4g2
點單小妖怪笑得超甜。71Please respect copyright.PENANAWWqC5Mh8cW
71Please respect copyright.PENANA6HA7EjCPLi
71Please respect copyright.PENANAISsISmaoO9
「因為有比較划算。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAegsWiQksZi
71Please respect copyright.PENANAz4nIIfk5n5
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我差點在原地拍桌。71Please respect copyright.PENANAitNO9kJ09O
71Please respect copyright.PENANASqdWh2YbOx
71Please respect copyright.PENANA87FhrkMNlD
三樓真的太懂了。71Please respect copyright.PENANANcCWh5Qhu6
71Please respect copyright.PENANAKODkX8uqlc
71Please respect copyright.PENANAsmxPemxHcs
人類在週年慶最常幹的事,不是買需要的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAVTDxIukNT2
是買「現在看起來不買很可惜的」。71Please respect copyright.PENANA5RsnDtgcyf
71Please respect copyright.PENANAVoWCoQulaR
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而很多感情、很多後悔、很多衝動,其實也都一樣。71Please respect copyright.PENANAPBebkWLTBF
71Please respect copyright.PENANAOS8TbQgDeq
71Please respect copyright.PENANATeLX2il5i9
你不是因為真的需要。71Please respect copyright.PENANAxObOnoYtym
你是因為錯過看起來很可惜。71Please respect copyright.PENANANFoSnVKaUl
71Please respect copyright.PENANA6Y2ZelGYLr
71Please respect copyright.PENANAmbUjPtSozQ
這才是三樓今天最壞的地方。71Please respect copyright.PENANAIiHbzhbuIq
71Please respect copyright.PENANAv7SJiQt07p
71Please respect copyright.PENANAeKadYHfDUk
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五71Please respect copyright.PENANAwnpcj54ivx
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最安靜的,反而是五樓。71Please respect copyright.PENANA7Twyxehx9d
71Please respect copyright.PENANAKL6JvLsnbH
71Please respect copyright.PENANAuK8Lcl5acj
但不是因為它沒人。71Please respect copyright.PENANALFmKWKByDo
是因為——71Please respect copyright.PENANA8HmTIzshcy
這層樓今天太不適合人多。71Please respect copyright.PENANAN4GKQKUP06
71Please respect copyright.PENANAVy7ZR13MUN
71Please respect copyright.PENANAyISILJLsyJ
今年週年慶,五樓只做了一件事。71Please respect copyright.PENANA1Y7M52rj7J
71Please respect copyright.PENANAes04dzuGHu
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它把所有最不該被算價格的東西,全部拉出來,然後貼上標籤。71Please respect copyright.PENANAXwbg70XABP
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沒有數字。71Please respect copyright.PENANAo0Dfn4Faq5
沒有折扣。71Please respect copyright.PENANAB2fIlkUuxc
沒有「滿額」。71Please respect copyright.PENANAWmKCAaojAJ
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只有很平靜、很氣人的分類:71Please respect copyright.PENANAWJwOq4o1Bs
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- 《這個本來就沒有原價》
- 《這個不是你現在才知道》
- 《這個早就過期但你一直留著》
- 《這個不在週年慶範圍內》
- 《這個就算打折你也不會比較甘心》
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我一走進去,整個人都先停住。71Please respect copyright.PENANAw5JRDrCBAw
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因為這層樓今天根本沒有要賣東西。71Please respect copyright.PENANArfxGbu1fle
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它在做的是另一件很壞的事:71Please respect copyright.PENANAAUSDFt0VaL
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它讓你看見,有些你很想重新估價的東西,其實根本沒有辦法算。71Please respect copyright.PENANAxrZEDpewem
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一個男鬼站在《本來以為會一直在》的展櫃前,盯著那個標籤看了很久。71Please respect copyright.PENANAQh07Y7gBqq
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旁邊五樓導覽小妖怪很安靜地站著。71Please respect copyright.PENANAtaWaZ5tngt
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男鬼最後還是問了:71Please respect copyright.PENANACeDefneo84
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「所以這個真的沒有折扣?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAOhb33Yzow4
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導覽小妖怪看著他,輕聲回:71Please respect copyright.PENANAbffPqVG43l
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「如果有,你想買回哪一段?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAfSGQYabDVS
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全場沒有笑。71Please respect copyright.PENANAfeXClnVbcZ
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連我都沒有。71Please respect copyright.PENANA43HfgpvCUF
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因為這句太狠了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAqsfAJFffgb
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對。71Please respect copyright.PENANA1ibXzNPjnd
如果真有折扣,你想買回哪一段?71Please respect copyright.PENANAxAD3xcLQjM
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是還沒吵之前?71Please respect copyright.PENANAwgx2qJV1tc
還是已經很明顯要散,但你還裝作沒看見的那幾個月?71Please respect copyright.PENANAEYduLZ7xEI
還是最後那天,你其實知道再講一句就會不一樣,但還是沒講的那五秒?71Please respect copyright.PENANAyXRcpcnfo5
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這些東西,怎麼折?71Please respect copyright.PENANA4bepesb9SE
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你根本沒有辦法。71Please respect copyright.PENANAXByFWy1xyi
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這就是五樓今天最有內涵的地方。71Please respect copyright.PENANA5nJ7JlJwh6
它不是讓你難過。71Please respect copyright.PENANA3Zm558TiOG
它是讓你知道——71Please respect copyright.PENANA7VIwr2bmuA
有些東西一旦被拿來比價,本身就已經很荒謬了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAeWfehgyC5O
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六71Please respect copyright.PENANAbBxwRdIHQV
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而真正把全館週年慶推向高潮的,當然還是牛頭馬面。71Please respect copyright.PENANAueYVOtWScB
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不是我偏心。71Please respect copyright.PENANAOxTqhjEw98
是這兩個人永遠知道怎麼在最不該有戲的地方,自己長出一場戲。71Please respect copyright.PENANAixB2leOBLB
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事情發生在傍晚五點四十。71Please respect copyright.PENANA3YbyVjKUBt
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那時全館已經進入第二波高峰。71Please respect copyright.PENANAiWOiPPOpOZ
買夠的、沒買夠的、打算最後衝一波的,全都還在。71Please respect copyright.PENANARs2orb23W6
71Please respect copyright.PENANAwvxL8iBvcG
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而牛頭馬面,居然一起出現在三樓。71Please respect copyright.PENANAWpdojFFBH0
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重點不是一起出現。71Please respect copyright.PENANA6b4YmXUO5y
是——71Please respect copyright.PENANAC5puzxy9bE
他們手上拿著同一張滿額贈兌換單。71Please respect copyright.PENANAZqBkNgSv45
71Please respect copyright.PENANAIo5A8fFvX3
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我一看到,整個人都先停住。71Please respect copyright.PENANAuivf9765gI
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71Please respect copyright.PENANAPuKGBnJqm8
旁邊白無常剛好也在,直接笑出聲。71Please respect copyright.PENANAxiUI69Yv0K
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「欸,你們兩個合併結帳喔?」71Please respect copyright.PENANA9cDHjujpI8
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全場先安靜一秒。71Please respect copyright.PENANA9QqtKwKJH8
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馬面耳朵立刻紅掉。71Please respect copyright.PENANA8a6m4EYErW
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71Please respect copyright.PENANAGmkjjIRdoB
「沒有!」71Please respect copyright.PENANA70oOXB3swL
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牛頭倒是很平靜。71Please respect copyright.PENANAEY5jaD27ts
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「剛好湊到。」71Please respect copyright.PENANA3lPDhsDU4A
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我差點笑死。71Please respect copyright.PENANAwaeURn5MrG
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不是。71Please respect copyright.PENANAaeisDQVkVs
「剛好湊到」這四個字,比「我們一起結帳」更有問題。71Please respect copyright.PENANAUqXWyMHCcz
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白無常當然不可能放過。71Please respect copyright.PENANAMeVYiQxdTr
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他湊過去看那張單,一看就笑瘋。71Please respect copyright.PENANAi2CsIssjMA
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「哇,你們滿額贈可以換《明明說不吃,最後還是會幫你夾》筷子耶!」71Please respect copyright.PENANALfud1dTYEF
71Please respect copyright.PENANAcks3JtiaMC
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全場瞬間安靜。71Please respect copyright.PENANAuhQXtDKzIj
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71Please respect copyright.PENANAeMh5DeTo8Q
然後,整個三樓炸掉。71Please respect copyright.PENANAH2Q5jz6xhh
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點單小妖怪先拍桌。71Please respect copyright.PENANAGBOLS44BSx
阿咩不知道什麼時候也來了,直接扶著櫃台笑。71Please respect copyright.PENANAMzTAbgAZnT
二樓櫃哥居然都從手扶梯那邊探頭。71Please respect copyright.PENANAf2ImJ4fno8
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我站在旁邊,已經快笑到站不住。71Please respect copyright.PENANAeuyuPzdpfv
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不是。71Please respect copyright.PENANAAH4AGrSpm4
這也太剛好。71Please respect copyright.PENANAqG9oZLszlm
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馬面當場想搶兌換單。71Please respect copyright.PENANAonMvrP0KS9
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「不要換那個!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAKkEKf6xTSC
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牛頭很穩地把單往後收一點。71Please respect copyright.PENANAyGLXL4abCA
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「那換什麼?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAeNiNkuHuJf
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白無常已經笑到快不行。71Please respect copyright.PENANAtK0kq7z78E
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「還有《不然你過來一點》雙人傘旅行版!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAcIMCOaXfPS
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我整個人直接扶牆。71Please respect copyright.PENANAVKph4VaWCA
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天啊。71Please respect copyright.PENANAh9uuWXyDcE
這個滿額贈設計到底是誰做的。71Please respect copyright.PENANAvDNMeEYN30
太壞了吧。71Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8rZ89wXVV
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馬面整張臉都紅透,低聲咬牙:71Please respect copyright.PENANASBovt1caSv
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「你敢換那個試試看。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAHiRCacoipE
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牛頭看著贈品表,居然很認真地想了兩秒。71Please respect copyright.PENANAIyJCAxY5jk
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「筷子比較實用。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAQumfsQPMUD
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全場又是一靜。71Please respect copyright.PENANANzVv25K5AE
接著笑到地板都在震。71Please respect copyright.PENANACAnd92vWm8
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因為——71Please respect copyright.PENANAcRO3I6HeAA
對。71Please respect copyright.PENANAZL9ZygehJG
這就是牛頭最可怕的地方。71Please respect copyright.PENANA3xIJZujPBW
71Please respect copyright.PENANAncSlA9GXRQ
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他不是故意撩。71Please respect copyright.PENANAOasLyIbVnN
他是很平靜地說一個超有事的實用結論。71Please respect copyright.PENANAfU0uLjDEdX
71Please respect copyright.PENANAAf7lX8hi9v
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而且越平,越完蛋。71Please respect copyright.PENANAGYiQzKNHwX
71Please respect copyright.PENANALsSejWXNh7
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最後,那張兌換單還真的換成了筷子。71Please respect copyright.PENANAEeqQjLeo3q
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因為牛頭直接做決定了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0IpqzXw5Q
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71Please respect copyright.PENANAmRUKaOCTxs
馬面雖然一路嘴硬,嘴硬到整個三樓都想幫他結帳。71Please respect copyright.PENANAiAUGdKb0DG
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但當牛頭把那個《明明說不吃,最後還是會幫你夾》禮盒拿到手裡時,他也沒真的阻止。71Please respect copyright.PENANAdex9fvUDkI
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只是在旁邊臉很臭地補一句:71Please respect copyright.PENANAIdirC8IJRG
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「你最好有在用。」71Please respect copyright.PENANA3QsbegPlJr
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牛頭很淡地回:71Please respect copyright.PENANAmgGoXKQ98E
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「會。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAZEzOPtjDyt
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全場再次笑爆。71Please respect copyright.PENANAxIY1nBW8cH
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白無常甚至直接拍手:71Please respect copyright.PENANAkG1l53CoTn
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「恭喜,這是本年度最值得的滿額贈。」71Please respect copyright.PENANA4G4suFBvkr
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我真的笑到眼淚快出來。71Please respect copyright.PENANAdGVcADTEDl
71Please respect copyright.PENANAK1GFkOws9H
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不是因為那雙筷子。71Please respect copyright.PENANAiDBVR6SUO4
是因為很多東西,本來就是這樣。71Please respect copyright.PENANAZYj4SEAkHQ
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你不是因為它值。71Please respect copyright.PENANA3SBr3aCXBK
你是因為——71Please respect copyright.PENANAqk2Njm2wxa
你知道自己會用。71Please respect copyright.PENANAh8xJnMbzVt
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這就夠了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAoqtdf7RwNq
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七71Please respect copyright.PENANAoIwLTHf8A6
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晚上九點,週年慶第一天終於準備收尾。71Please respect copyright.PENANAhD8A5SaUUJ
71Please respect copyright.PENANAQWa1DZgAn1
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全館還是很亮。71Please respect copyright.PENANAXEFM7juigR
袋子滿地。71Please respect copyright.PENANAqi5ot0FahN
紅標到處都是。71Please respect copyright.PENANAS2llHpNGZN
有人撿最後一雙鞋。71Please respect copyright.PENANAXkjmyDxxOB
有人補最後一瓶香。71Please respect copyright.PENANAstolm9itYJ
有人在三樓努力把「明明吃不完」說成「明天還可以吃」。71Please respect copyright.PENANA6Hdzg1hOf1
71Please respect copyright.PENANAhYwUfBOzXU
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但走到最後,整棟樓其實都安靜下來一點了。71Please respect copyright.PENANANyDx4cahEs
71Please respect copyright.PENANA7kVxMW0YxX
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因為大家都已經買完了。71Please respect copyright.PENANAek0YLXeKwb
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買完之後,人通常會有一種很短暫的誠實。71Please respect copyright.PENANAKeKENxUdAW
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你會突然知道,自己到底在搶什麼。71Please respect copyright.PENANApTFDoD3LXh
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有的人搶便宜。71Please respect copyright.PENANAbzdaMhm8eP
有的人搶面子。71Please respect copyright.PENANAOFt0c8EQTo
有的人搶體面。71Please respect copyright.PENANAOUeDvMVF9S
有的人搶一個「錯過會很可惜」的藉口。71Please respect copyright.PENANAkBpJzgR6aG
還有的人——71Please respect copyright.PENANA8AO6bj1cwc
其實只是想知道,那件自己一直捨不得放的東西,現在是不是終於有個比較好接受的價格。71Please respect copyright.PENANARniPHBeTVF
71Please respect copyright.PENANAHh5DGi5VQw
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可是到最後,很多人會發現:71Please respect copyright.PENANAkraktbK6yW
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71Please respect copyright.PENANAqSSyto9uMX
有些東西就算打折了,還是很貴。71Please respect copyright.PENANA4iqE332GOz
不是錢。71Please respect copyright.PENANAiDDzCNVieS
是心裡那個價差。71Please respect copyright.PENANA1VsCnlmpHS
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你還是要承認。71Please respect copyright.PENANAOjdwU7Z5Lq
還是要拿。71Please respect copyright.PENANAu65BYVF8Te
還是要帶回家。71Please respect copyright.PENANAl7Cx9mO9xc
還是要自己處理。71Please respect copyright.PENANAfbU9qBb2DB
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週年慶只是讓你更誤會一件事:71Please respect copyright.PENANAnsOKimdmyM
71Please respect copyright.PENANAP5FCmXuxHb
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好像一切都有機會重新估價。71Please respect copyright.PENANAYfl2DFVxLa
71Please respect copyright.PENANA9aYF42q7qc
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可其實不是。71Please respect copyright.PENANAiZR8PJazak
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它只是讓你看見——71Please respect copyright.PENANAicUYIW5TK3
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我站在中庭,看著那些還沒熄掉的週年慶燈牌,忽然覺得這一天最有內涵的,不是折扣。71Please respect copyright.PENANAs98wlJnqgA
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是你還想不想。71Please respect copyright.PENANAd9sSlyecC3
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還想不想用買東西這件事,順便替自己做一個很難說的決定。71Please respect copyright.PENANAJTaERtqfQU
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這種東西,最不該打折。71Please respect copyright.PENANAoDkaNsm4iy
但偏偏,週年慶就是會把它們全端出來。71Please respect copyright.PENANAWN0Svpx4m6
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今天要不要一起帶走?
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