地獄百貨的週年慶,向來不是「比較便宜」的問題。67Please respect copyright.PENANAKiuaOXNA6U
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是——67Please respect copyright.PENANAq9XpBVNI3V
比較容易出事。67Please respect copyright.PENANAvouz3Zbm2c
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因為普通百貨公司週年慶,大家搶的是保養品、家電、寢具、鍋子、鞋子。67Please respect copyright.PENANAxTVypAzRI3
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地獄百貨不一樣。67Please respect copyright.PENANASUN6EKugHU
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地獄百貨一到週年慶,會打折的東西包括:67Please respect copyright.PENANAI4nF4e7wdN
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- 67Please respect copyright.PENANAN04GXsGVOZ
- 本來不該回頭看的香水
- 本來不該再試一次的奶茶
- 本來不該拿來比價的房間
- 還有那些本來就沒有辦法算原價的東西
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所以每年週年慶開跑前,樓管都會先做一件事。67Please respect copyright.PENANAX95weLaq5O
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他會把七樓的人手加倍。67Please respect copyright.PENANA5ntIDAvwxV
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因為他知道——67Please respect copyright.PENANAzayiecgnSv
今天一定會有人買太多。67Please respect copyright.PENANAiEUYS76naE
也一定會有人,買完之後突然開始覺得:67Please respect copyright.PENANAecwOZ7tFYo
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如果這東西今天可以打七折,那我當初到底算什麼?67Please respect copyright.PENANAZyF5Ma0faW
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而這種客人,通常下午三點後開始大量出現。67Please respect copyright.PENANAt1a8EsCzWh
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一67Please respect copyright.PENANA8GR4NLXFVa
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那天一早十點整,中庭布幕一拉開,全館燈一亮,廣播就用一種近乎喜氣的聲音宣布:67Please respect copyright.PENANAdinNWHZ8KT
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「歡迎蒞臨地獄百貨週年慶,全館最低三折起,部分高風險商品限時特價,錯過不補——」67Please respect copyright.PENANAhKWWRg7cDE
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全館安靜一秒。67Please respect copyright.PENANAszep2Na8GD
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然後,像山崩一樣,客人全部動了。67Please respect copyright.PENANA4V9LwyvBv2
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我站在一樓手扶梯旁邊,手裡還拿著員工識別證,眼睜睜看著一個阿姨鬼先衝進去,一邊跑一邊喊:67Please respect copyright.PENANAtm8QZNXSUd
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「快!二樓那支『你剛剛是不是也有想到我』去年根本沒折過!」67Please respect copyright.PENANAJK3KYTJi3O
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我直接停住。67Please respect copyright.PENANAYMOTBZxHVJ
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不是。67Please respect copyright.PENANARMOQVEiH0J
你們真的把這種東西當百貨爆款在搶是不是?67Please respect copyright.PENANA0OPW8hjJuI
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旁邊一個年輕男鬼也很誇張,邊滑手機邊往三樓衝。67Please respect copyright.PENANARNQYpgfXvU
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「今天《本來只是想喝一口》買一送一耶,先去排!」67Please respect copyright.PENANApT9H1A6hR0
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我當場回頭看活動手冊。67Please respect copyright.PENANAMol7kn5FTZ
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很好。67Please respect copyright.PENANAUNnakZqBm1
地獄百貨今年的主視覺真的很敢。67Please respect copyright.PENANAynUENuRNAS
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整本DM封面,金底黑字,直接寫:67Please respect copyright.PENANA4iR9VNpjjr
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週年慶限定67Please respect copyright.PENANAF5FNodEKbC
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《你以為你在省錢,其實你在重新估價自己》67Please respect copyright.PENANAmODtXhyXfw
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我看完只想笑。67Please respect copyright.PENANACUmdxSc8se
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這句話寫成這樣,居然還有人敢來。67Please respect copyright.PENANAvGuI9CQ8EI
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可我笑著笑著,又很清楚:67Please respect copyright.PENANAdTBslqOyUN
就是因為它寫成這樣,大家才更想來。67Please respect copyright.PENANAxxwvzeCSdy
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因為人就是這樣。67Please respect copyright.PENANAw9ghPA8RF7
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明知道有些東西不該算。67Please respect copyright.PENANAeWmccZKHHr
可一旦它被貼了標籤、印了折扣、掛了「最後一天」的牌子——67Please respect copyright.PENANAFEfODWMtkM
你還是會忍不住去看。67Please respect copyright.PENANAwZx14vC5nL
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你會想知道:67Please respect copyright.PENANAqcUdBuwSkI
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那件事現在值多少?67Please respect copyright.PENANARiLjcRxn4J
那個人現在值多少?67Please respect copyright.PENANAQ73Co5sdM6
那個你以前捨不得放、後來也沒真的留下來的東西,今天如果打五折,你會不會比較甘心?67Please respect copyright.PENANAMoZUqMgl1p
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這才是週年慶真正可怕的地方。67Please respect copyright.PENANAhCGajRAyGr
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不是便宜。67Please respect copyright.PENANATJ5R6F4mNA
是它讓你以為,一切都能重新定價。67Please respect copyright.PENANAHkdRwdplyI
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二67Please respect copyright.PENANA7KZbvEjR8r
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十一點不到,一樓先炸。67Please respect copyright.PENANAtYi8PlbBx8
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不是人擠人那種炸。67Please respect copyright.PENANAuExs6sDBhT
是一樓阿咩直接在櫃台後面拍桌子的那種炸。67Please respect copyright.PENANAnUPNZJH6jA
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我被緊急叫過去支援時,現場已經圍了一圈人。67Please respect copyright.PENANA8QBsBI31PW
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中間站著一個穿得很體面的女鬼,手裡抓著一件大衣,整個人臉色非常難看。67Please respect copyright.PENANAbygRjbk0gD
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她身後吊牌還晃著,紅色折扣貼紙超大張:67Please respect copyright.PENANAtKVuAUMoCS
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《看起來已經放下了的大衣》67Please respect copyright.PENANAGLj5m3Jda0
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原價 880067Please respect copyright.PENANA3RzY0qRdd0
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週年慶特價 299067Please respect copyright.PENANAfyE9m9RrOE
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我一看到這價格就知道,事情不會小。67Please respect copyright.PENANAc1UdHVrhyf
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因為這種東西——67Please respect copyright.PENANA7R3Bp18rOp
平常賣貴,大家還會說算了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAueqkjau6cG
一旦便宜下來,就會有人以為自己終於買得起「體面」。67Please respect copyright.PENANAz6buLMLwDI
67Please respect copyright.PENANArAbfqmznJ7
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而這位女鬼顯然就是這種客人。67Please respect copyright.PENANAaT0IKpvbsD
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她抓著那件大衣,語氣很冷:67Please respect copyright.PENANAKYQbpOjI0J
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「妳們這件為什麼現在才打折?」67Please respect copyright.PENANA5MoB7O5bl7
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阿咩面無表情。67Please respect copyright.PENANAHj6zta9GRp
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「因為今天是週年慶。」67Please respect copyright.PENANAmD5faPYITR
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女鬼深吸一口氣。67Please respect copyright.PENANAJdMr3oMkOy
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「那我去年原價買的是什麼?」67Please respect copyright.PENANAmdDcf3mBGO
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全場安靜一秒。67Please respect copyright.PENANAU7aBFJxh3M
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我站在旁邊,直接懂了。67Please respect copyright.PENANACesWHYXKDF
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不是在吵價格。67Please respect copyright.PENANAeUnFa8FqM4
她是在吵——67Please respect copyright.PENANAQtKBS7qrUi
憑什麼我去年要那麼狼狽地穿它,還得付原價。67Please respect copyright.PENANAdFt1hSh5zk
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阿咩顯然也懂,但她今天是櫃姐模式,全身上下都寫著「我今天已經聽過很多次這種話了」。67Please respect copyright.PENANALX9YwBK1hu
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她很平靜地回:67Please respect copyright.PENANAjDBR4fmKk3
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「去年那件大衣有附帶當下急需。」67Please respect copyright.PENANA89nIkiDq9U
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全場先靜,接著有人憋笑。67Please respect copyright.PENANAyfqaxNpQmG
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因為——67Please respect copyright.PENANADcm559x6QL
對。67Please respect copyright.PENANAOOMiYuETf1
去年你買的不是大衣。67Please respect copyright.PENANAhZrAjDzoNV
你買的是「我現在需要一件能撐著我的東西」。67Please respect copyright.PENANA7IARV8eIsn
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這種東西,本來就不會打折。67Please respect copyright.PENANAWdHRGwk7yr
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女鬼卻被這句戳到,整張臉更難看。67Please respect copyright.PENANAkSbrWsVCEN
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「所以妳意思是,我那時候比較不理智?」67Please respect copyright.PENANAl8QrFAh5CX
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阿咩抬眼看她,很淡地說:67Please respect copyright.PENANAZHCEXfIADi
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「我的意思是,那時候的妳比較急。」67Please respect copyright.PENANA9Ft7WdccuQ
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這句一出來,整個一樓忽然很安靜。67Please respect copyright.PENANAE66HrP6Tk5
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因為太準了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAseYqHLY2UW
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你急著撐。67Please respect copyright.PENANA2P5lxKdVqB
急著穩。67Please respect copyright.PENANAxNBTUFMLdL
急著不要在某個人面前看起來那麼糟。67Please respect copyright.PENANAIbonpIwAey
急著買一件外套、一雙鞋、一個看起來像自己已經過得不錯的樣子。67Please respect copyright.PENANAn4goTKlpFq
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這種時候的價值,本來就不是折扣能算的。67Please respect copyright.PENANAn5EgnRheAQ
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那女鬼站在那裡半天沒動。67Please respect copyright.PENANAlfwaOkR6pF
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最後居然只是很輕地笑了一下。67Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0WzMTOBvz
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「……好煩喔。」67Please respect copyright.PENANADcwN7lo60v
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阿咩也沒繼續補刀,只把那件大衣接回來,重新掛回架上。67Please respect copyright.PENANAmyH5SaDz9F
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然後很職業地補了一句:67Please respect copyright.PENANAsOkJZPY5eD
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「今天如果還想再買一件比較薄的,可以搭《反正先撐過這個季節》一起帶。」67Please respect copyright.PENANA00z7120jPn
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全場瞬間笑炸。67Please respect copyright.PENANAIxPT662BRP
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很好。67Please respect copyright.PENANAfZ5AhN3MlH
這就是一樓。67Please respect copyright.PENANAWRQQG9MeEr
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你以為她剛剛很有人性。67Please respect copyright.PENANA7cHqQsTmlc
下一秒她還是要做業績。67Please respect copyright.PENANA9YX6SpN0Im
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三67Please respect copyright.PENANAdiaoqN3ksW
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而二樓,則是今天整棟樓最危險的樓層。67Please respect copyright.PENANAp4yu0q6zyt
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因為二樓平常賣的是香。67Please respect copyright.PENANA3vpXFUMecE
週年慶賣的,則是——67Please respect copyright.PENANAUHVLA2Bnu6
錯過感。67Please respect copyright.PENANAzNyLfWRlCc
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今年二樓直接把最紅、最有病、最容易讓人回家失眠的三支香,放進了週年慶滿額贈。67Please respect copyright.PENANApaqajCQqZM
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滿額門檻不高。67Please respect copyright.PENANAxU28Z2B5CL
但贈品很毒。67Please respect copyright.PENANAX2rR0LpCCK
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活動牌上明明白白寫著:67Please respect copyright.PENANAThIdHuaLbO
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滿額即贈67Please respect copyright.PENANA1Xrc4myDiH
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小樣三選一:67Please respect copyright.PENANA1tCqRsJDDX
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- 《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》
- 《如果那天有再多留一下》
- 《後來味道先走了》
67Please respect copyright.PENANAZwHjZpLqjf
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我一走到二樓,第一眼看到的就是——67Please respect copyright.PENANASVHEUr5dIf
人滿到快把櫃台擠翻。67Please respect copyright.PENANATZGaQYxAi6
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有情侶鬼。67Please respect copyright.PENANAEns1tCPkiX
有單身鬼。67Please respect copyright.PENANAk85IwuuLVS
有明明說只是陪朋友來的。67Please respect copyright.PENANA2qkAwjDmVJ
還有一堆臉上寫著「我今天本來只想買身體乳」結果手裡已經抓著三張試香紙的人。67Please respect copyright.PENANAbJCcRGhy4l
67Please respect copyright.PENANAAcjVtmDwA6
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而三隻眼櫃哥,今天根本不像在上班。67Please respect copyright.PENANAWCy1MgSCX5
像在主持拍賣。67Please respect copyright.PENANAuvSNNP0lOU
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他站在最中間,笑得非常有禮貌:67Please respect copyright.PENANA0HhQ85sKpE
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「這位小姐,您的消費只差一百九十元就可以帶走《如果那天有再多留一下》喔。」67Please respect copyright.PENANANaOMXDkwAq
67Please respect copyright.PENANAUFujPVUuBy
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那位小姐本來還在裝冷靜,一聽這句,立刻問:67Please respect copyright.PENANAmLut5KqEr2
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「那……加一支護手霜可以嗎?」67Please respect copyright.PENANAGGXT5UsgLm
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櫃哥微笑加深。67Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZqdpwYgb0
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「可以,而且剛好。」67Please respect copyright.PENANA8ACjWPtkxy
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我站在旁邊差點笑死。67Please respect copyright.PENANAzJTH68YDYd
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這就對了。67Please respect copyright.PENANADqNrDlzxCi
週年慶最危險的從來不是主商品。67Please respect copyright.PENANANF0jXL1Y5W
是差額。67Please respect copyright.PENANA1k80Qf7nvQ
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差一點點。67Please respect copyright.PENANAAXS3pskAqw
差一百九。67Please respect copyright.PENANAFnOxBKeA8l
差一瓶護手霜。67Please respect copyright.PENANAZAsQM0u8NW
差一句「不然就湊一下」。67Please respect copyright.PENANAqx4Kicm1CE
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人類最容易在這種時候出事。67Please respect copyright.PENANATLrNpmFf11
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更扯的是,旁邊一個男鬼拿著《你剛剛是不是也有想到我》的小樣,一臉複雜。67Please respect copyright.PENANAwMzSU3Wa4d
67Please respect copyright.PENANAjHqXJXufJQ
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「這個為什麼會是贈品?」67Please respect copyright.PENANANAhUcxvMIW
67Please respect copyright.PENANAc0NxNBHX48
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櫃哥很平靜。67Please respect copyright.PENANAEOUpso8LlY
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「因為很多人買正貨買怕了。」67Please respect copyright.PENANAYQnm4qGHaf
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全場安靜兩秒。67Please respect copyright.PENANAfb9hI3Xbg7
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然後爆笑。67Please respect copyright.PENANA8rf9iEpzvT
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我真的很佩服二樓。67Please respect copyright.PENANApWaRrqFifZ
他們是全館唯一一個連羞辱客人都可以羞辱得很優雅的部門。67Please respect copyright.PENANA8xHh0y7ucK
67Please respect copyright.PENANAU75ntf4nRo
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但真正把場面推到最高點的,是一位回購客。67Please respect copyright.PENANAnevB26akkv
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她不是第一次買。67Please respect copyright.PENANAKjvm6Xe5go
她是第二次。67Please respect copyright.PENANAePlVl6oCgk
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而且她一進櫃就超有氣勢,把去年的空瓶啪一聲放到桌上。67Please respect copyright.PENANAsDns6swNV9
67Please respect copyright.PENANAUJELjAHzGN
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「這支去年原價六千二,今年怎麼直接變買大送小?」67Please respect copyright.PENANAtNONj7nHbo
67Please respect copyright.PENANAkm2MEgi7m7
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全場瞬間安靜。67Please respect copyright.PENANAG8Cmxj7cbw
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櫃哥低頭看了那支瓶子,認得很快。67Please respect copyright.PENANAlxROBQpnhJ
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《後來味道先走了》。67Please respect copyright.PENANAw7nT9FTnjP
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他停了兩秒,語氣依舊很穩:67Please respect copyright.PENANAArwUfzviFO
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「因為去年賣得很好。」67Please respect copyright.PENANA5fQjVMxuw1
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那女生冷笑。67Please respect copyright.PENANAq8GnECOAEU
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「所以我去年活該當第一批冤大頭?」67Please respect copyright.PENANAGO2GnGjGNj
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櫃哥這次沒有立刻回。67Please respect copyright.PENANAiAL4lrX7Mq
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他只是看著那支空瓶,很平靜地問了一句:67Please respect copyright.PENANApFiXqkZv2H
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「妳去年有用完吧?」67Please respect copyright.PENANAUF2FAlHitw
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女生愣住。67Please respect copyright.PENANAnCKjustyle
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全場也跟著愣了一下。67Please respect copyright.PENANAU8J6UT2nrf
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然後她很小聲地說:67Please respect copyright.PENANAfckAjCpUrB
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「……有。」67Please respect copyright.PENANA2EpmDmdpzi
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櫃哥點頭。67Please respect copyright.PENANAWrUfm0lgXj
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「那就不是冤大頭。」67Please respect copyright.PENANAVuCl4eJTaq
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全場安靜。67Please respect copyright.PENANA2zdvdOFEIT
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我站在旁邊,忽然覺得二樓真的很會。67Please respect copyright.PENANAQrKioojQcf
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因為他不是在幫自己找台階。67Please respect copyright.PENANAa45YwhlOf5
他是在提醒她——67Please respect copyright.PENANAzrgWqF1BUM
你去年買的,不只是價格。67Please respect copyright.PENANAqb7scyc9zP
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你去年買的是那個時候,你真的需要那個味道陪你一下。67Please respect copyright.PENANAXiEAojIZzk
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今年它打折,不代表去年不值。67Please respect copyright.PENANAHXTiI7fbNG
只代表——67Please respect copyright.PENANAOkDcADTOnH
你現在看它的角度變了。67Please respect copyright.PENANA0tuaknWDqH
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那女生站在那裡很久,最後居然笑了一下。67Please respect copyright.PENANArrYhqfogTA
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「你們這樓真的很討厭。」67Please respect copyright.PENANAj7DVSixQSj
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櫃哥微微鞠躬。67Please respect copyright.PENANArQ9fCQD3NP
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「謝謝支持。」67Please respect copyright.PENANADQCjuW0gHm
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很好。67Please respect copyright.PENANAjEUDWbb8Eq
全場又笑爛。67Please respect copyright.PENANA01svHD5gWr
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四67Please respect copyright.PENANAs1OkOeDV71
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而三樓,今年的週年慶根本就是大型放棄理智現場。67Please respect copyright.PENANA8lrDhnNM5A
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別樓在打折。67Please respect copyright.PENANAfzotXWHgW6
三樓在煽動。67Please respect copyright.PENANAuRBqHETVTV
67Please respect copyright.PENANA8pA9Y7vyuD
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門口那塊超大的紅字看板,寫得非常白:67Please respect copyright.PENANALOkQQ2orUn
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週年慶限定67Please respect copyright.PENANABWIOO6OEcr
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《買一送一,不代表你真的比較需要》67Please respect copyright.PENANAOGto9oFRdy
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下面還有一行小字:67Please respect copyright.PENANAQT1ySwlqUi
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但你還是會想買。67Please respect copyright.PENANAYeSe7uc7qv
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我一走下去就先笑了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAe39GdXIewi
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點單小妖怪今天整個人處於極度快樂狀態,像平常就夠瘋,今天終於合法瘋。67Please respect copyright.PENANAmw0d7sU8rV
67Please respect copyright.PENANAtGBMnYxXgm
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他一看到我就把菜單往我手裡塞。67Please respect copyright.PENANAHT3I0YklTW
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我低頭一看,今天所有品項名字都比平常更惡毒:67Please respect copyright.PENANAEMR9DBnNl7
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- 67Please respect copyright.PENANAOAwV69oQ2A
- 《今天不要控制》大杯第二杯半價
- 《反正都買了》加料免費升級
- 《先吃再說》限時套餐
- 《你只是想佔便宜》雙人拼盤
- 《這一組很划算但你根本吃不完》家庭號分享餐
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我看到最後一項直接笑出聲。67Please respect copyright.PENANAxC9FJIz83s
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不是。67Please respect copyright.PENANAbA4Yph3mcP
你們今天根本不是在賣吃的。67Please respect copyright.PENANARZZXXXfold
你們是在拆穿大家。67Please respect copyright.PENANAJz4yoo2Nfm
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而最精彩的,是三樓今天設了一個「滿千抽折價券」的轉盤。67Please respect copyright.PENANAL26KsICzv1
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一般百貨公司抽這種東西,大家會開心。67Please respect copyright.PENANAU8GB18wWKU
地獄百貨的轉盤上,獎項長這樣:67Please respect copyright.PENANAZqqF7hphL9
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- 67Please respect copyright.PENANAm6TSkifbqd
- 再加一點
- 反正都來了
- 這樣比較划算
- 你確定只買這樣?
- 今日再湊一百
- 你真的吃得完嗎
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我站在轉盤前笑到快不行。67Please respect copyright.PENANAYsQM3f697U
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因為——67Please respect copyright.PENANA90Utf3RUJf
每一格都不是折價。67Please respect copyright.PENANAaeY66ov630
是壓力。67Please respect copyright.PENANAIKlVUV9f1F
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而且客人居然還玩得很認真。67Please respect copyright.PENANAcmUd9PYYyC
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67Please respect copyright.PENANAdPWC7mhqdQ
一個男鬼本來只是想買一杯飲料,結果抽到「再加一點」,最後莫名其妙帶走三杯跟一盒炸物。67Please respect copyright.PENANAtyr3xj1ncX
67Please respect copyright.PENANAY6CrbWry9Z
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他站在結帳區,看著自己手上的托盤,整個人一臉空白。67Please respect copyright.PENANAgYCtucRrPi
67Please respect copyright.PENANAon1lbf9yPC
67Please respect copyright.PENANAunKJbF07BT
「……我到底怎麼買成這樣?」67Please respect copyright.PENANAqlYkeqYbRm
67Please respect copyright.PENANAkgpCeW6YLB
67Please respect copyright.PENANA9Xwuag2IOZ
點單小妖怪笑得超甜。67Please respect copyright.PENANADjhSUdkfVX
67Please respect copyright.PENANA2NosLtUulH
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「因為有比較划算。」67Please respect copyright.PENANA8HsDySh9tX
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我差點在原地拍桌。67Please respect copyright.PENANAJkbFNITJQH
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三樓真的太懂了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAFXzR0bO5Mc
67Please respect copyright.PENANAp9nzFw4eTD
67Please respect copyright.PENANA9FMNm2kmrF
人類在週年慶最常幹的事,不是買需要的。67Please respect copyright.PENANAkz6e5bFjwy
是買「現在看起來不買很可惜的」。67Please respect copyright.PENANAj2h0bNWafW
67Please respect copyright.PENANAza2jz8u0D8
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而很多感情、很多後悔、很多衝動,其實也都一樣。67Please respect copyright.PENANAg5miXKYX4g
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你不是因為真的需要。67Please respect copyright.PENANAT4NwvvKtKO
你是因為錯過看起來很可惜。67Please respect copyright.PENANAR41CqwfEiV
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這才是三樓今天最壞的地方。67Please respect copyright.PENANAtc3EEa2WYA
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五67Please respect copyright.PENANA0MAm93tyzM
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最安靜的,反而是五樓。67Please respect copyright.PENANAJFQCDAESxy
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但不是因為它沒人。67Please respect copyright.PENANAhW5BLtbI9g
是因為——67Please respect copyright.PENANAej2sClkjU4
這層樓今天太不適合人多。67Please respect copyright.PENANAuQjUkSpHDd
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今年週年慶,五樓只做了一件事。67Please respect copyright.PENANAw0jPoDzigX
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它把所有最不該被算價格的東西,全部拉出來,然後貼上標籤。67Please respect copyright.PENANAGbfTCWbdGr
67Please respect copyright.PENANAHBojqoT19U
67Please respect copyright.PENANAyvme3ORtrN
沒有數字。67Please respect copyright.PENANAmCibzosEy8
沒有折扣。67Please respect copyright.PENANAa1UYauObp5
沒有「滿額」。67Please respect copyright.PENANA18gV3Y7b7J
67Please respect copyright.PENANAebonc8ZP9a
67Please respect copyright.PENANATUUm7Wdcyc
只有很平靜、很氣人的分類:67Please respect copyright.PENANAVmRYcTeZYk
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67Please respect copyright.PENANABbSeQPedQW
- 67Please respect copyright.PENANAyW1CnQUJcf
- 《這個本來就沒有原價》
- 《這個不是你現在才知道》
- 《這個早就過期但你一直留著》
- 《這個不在週年慶範圍內》
- 《這個就算打折你也不會比較甘心》
67Please respect copyright.PENANA7HYD110ue3
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我一走進去,整個人都先停住。67Please respect copyright.PENANAWdQyzP5lMy
67Please respect copyright.PENANAFkmLplBWJJ
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因為這層樓今天根本沒有要賣東西。67Please respect copyright.PENANAT1BhD16RBo
67Please respect copyright.PENANAwa5rIDX1Bp
67Please respect copyright.PENANAFe8eOt3LfQ
它在做的是另一件很壞的事:67Please respect copyright.PENANA57ZoIvXly1
67Please respect copyright.PENANAbkQXQJ0yXL
67Please respect copyright.PENANA4cVh1SCfug
它讓你看見,有些你很想重新估價的東西,其實根本沒有辦法算。67Please respect copyright.PENANApr9Zu59RYf
67Please respect copyright.PENANA5Ujt291Lce
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一個男鬼站在《本來以為會一直在》的展櫃前,盯著那個標籤看了很久。67Please respect copyright.PENANAiZiYl2u3Tw
67Please respect copyright.PENANA5U1UzifWIs
67Please respect copyright.PENANAoJJO1GoAyH
旁邊五樓導覽小妖怪很安靜地站著。67Please respect copyright.PENANAq4j9zWMjxH
67Please respect copyright.PENANA0wDkAj41Yr
67Please respect copyright.PENANAFhfRq1LHeB
男鬼最後還是問了:67Please respect copyright.PENANA0TZm0m8gcO
67Please respect copyright.PENANAUZinv8pR0n
67Please respect copyright.PENANAwqHul7jB4q
「所以這個真的沒有折扣?」67Please respect copyright.PENANAiw1KvgfxpV
67Please respect copyright.PENANAH6Idby3pFl
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導覽小妖怪看著他,輕聲回:67Please respect copyright.PENANAJpe80p2th8
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「如果有,你想買回哪一段?」67Please respect copyright.PENANAYkP3sROBir
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全場沒有笑。67Please respect copyright.PENANAXAC5UTl9JW
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連我都沒有。67Please respect copyright.PENANAW7W0yW3CKf
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因為這句太狠了。67Please respect copyright.PENANA6ieNXMbbFT
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對。67Please respect copyright.PENANACnTs1cxdWh
如果真有折扣,你想買回哪一段?67Please respect copyright.PENANAsidzS29u9y
67Please respect copyright.PENANAqUEcjoUw0L
67Please respect copyright.PENANA6rOrSQhG3R
是還沒吵之前?67Please respect copyright.PENANATO2YbkrMsS
還是已經很明顯要散,但你還裝作沒看見的那幾個月?67Please respect copyright.PENANA9BeKjV17Xe
還是最後那天,你其實知道再講一句就會不一樣,但還是沒講的那五秒?67Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZZWa8aCkW
67Please respect copyright.PENANA36gyi06M7l
67Please respect copyright.PENANAS2KB7isuPE
這些東西,怎麼折?67Please respect copyright.PENANA0kTiJ2qKRJ
67Please respect copyright.PENANAUOXyX3cnhL
67Please respect copyright.PENANAv2EEvfWt3l
你根本沒有辦法。67Please respect copyright.PENANA3qRV7iqSFa
67Please respect copyright.PENANA4p2Ah3gvyp
67Please respect copyright.PENANAT2VUFolU6Z
這就是五樓今天最有內涵的地方。67Please respect copyright.PENANA9NdU4AOEok
它不是讓你難過。67Please respect copyright.PENANAjb1dBlqd00
它是讓你知道——67Please respect copyright.PENANA9BrbbdZRC0
有些東西一旦被拿來比價,本身就已經很荒謬了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAScutSiqFUt
67Please respect copyright.PENANAGZACmlfM6z
67Please respect copyright.PENANAvsNHbTlIfP
67Please respect copyright.PENANABKhhsPRsY4
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六67Please respect copyright.PENANAjViW5zysLS
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而真正把全館週年慶推向高潮的,當然還是牛頭馬面。67Please respect copyright.PENANAaDaGQUjzZ0
67Please respect copyright.PENANADlqxbuU2Q6
67Please respect copyright.PENANAI8zkPcjnSK
不是我偏心。67Please respect copyright.PENANAOsKaZGtE3v
是這兩個人永遠知道怎麼在最不該有戲的地方,自己長出一場戲。67Please respect copyright.PENANAoAbbgDQQgS
67Please respect copyright.PENANAR4jetYAAk5
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事情發生在傍晚五點四十。67Please respect copyright.PENANA90GCXNArqx
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那時全館已經進入第二波高峰。67Please respect copyright.PENANAtjv3G6aSGb
買夠的、沒買夠的、打算最後衝一波的,全都還在。67Please respect copyright.PENANAXocXnvTWnB
67Please respect copyright.PENANAwAsKZMnMao
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而牛頭馬面,居然一起出現在三樓。67Please respect copyright.PENANAumuRAgKEek
67Please respect copyright.PENANAg2vYCnoGla
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重點不是一起出現。67Please respect copyright.PENANAH3wcFHLMcK
是——67Please respect copyright.PENANAgc3gKLiytI
他們手上拿著同一張滿額贈兌換單。67Please respect copyright.PENANAc57vOQzm1a
67Please respect copyright.PENANAtIbOuL1L6c
67Please respect copyright.PENANABoKJPJiqaG
我一看到,整個人都先停住。67Please respect copyright.PENANAMnyl5o5uFQ
67Please respect copyright.PENANAFNwaVRoykP
67Please respect copyright.PENANAu3wxoqSrMz
旁邊白無常剛好也在,直接笑出聲。67Please respect copyright.PENANABZRLZ7BJA0
67Please respect copyright.PENANAFzIkkQicgv
67Please respect copyright.PENANATM8KGE0Q5s
「欸,你們兩個合併結帳喔?」67Please respect copyright.PENANAHa64473nFJ
67Please respect copyright.PENANAut8cEbMaXw
67Please respect copyright.PENANACOImsCNC76
全場先安靜一秒。67Please respect copyright.PENANAq4A4Z4BpJN
67Please respect copyright.PENANA7jiRKC6Hw6
67Please respect copyright.PENANA5okexPIwp7
馬面耳朵立刻紅掉。67Please respect copyright.PENANAdm0E7C7rA8
67Please respect copyright.PENANAfwHQSNrmYP
67Please respect copyright.PENANA1IVUcUI4Dl
「沒有!」67Please respect copyright.PENANAIEpREyiQUf
67Please respect copyright.PENANAl8hsCHVXRW
67Please respect copyright.PENANAH7sF3iyaQm
牛頭倒是很平靜。67Please respect copyright.PENANAa3liBqyEwP
67Please respect copyright.PENANAlrMZjO5nBJ
67Please respect copyright.PENANAhmc8cmfK04
「剛好湊到。」67Please respect copyright.PENANASWJeZe19OG
67Please respect copyright.PENANAIxkGF2UzR7
67Please respect copyright.PENANAy7JLrsfFOU
我差點笑死。67Please respect copyright.PENANASfFQ4aB0Tn
67Please respect copyright.PENANAsxWBjgWPDP
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不是。67Please respect copyright.PENANA8Dtvrh1pKa
「剛好湊到」這四個字,比「我們一起結帳」更有問題。67Please respect copyright.PENANAnXb2LV84fG
67Please respect copyright.PENANAufJRJoYQ6a
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白無常當然不可能放過。67Please respect copyright.PENANA78PejCelK3
67Please respect copyright.PENANA8cW2UwRLpy
67Please respect copyright.PENANAj0gRFkUApo
他湊過去看那張單,一看就笑瘋。67Please respect copyright.PENANADlhj0PUzM6
67Please respect copyright.PENANAVkpWqphwls
67Please respect copyright.PENANAyqDpyWgnFM
「哇,你們滿額贈可以換《明明說不吃,最後還是會幫你夾》筷子耶!」67Please respect copyright.PENANAm5q4nf2pxx
67Please respect copyright.PENANA6lJah9ynpO
67Please respect copyright.PENANAlmBisxGFmd
全場瞬間安靜。67Please respect copyright.PENANARXyKoLFzlZ
67Please respect copyright.PENANAUfmFKS734W
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然後,整個三樓炸掉。67Please respect copyright.PENANABVjZXRYhDq
67Please respect copyright.PENANA0KlusMKcNC
67Please respect copyright.PENANA2oX4FvX9ei
點單小妖怪先拍桌。67Please respect copyright.PENANAePPWtvJhNJ
阿咩不知道什麼時候也來了,直接扶著櫃台笑。67Please respect copyright.PENANANdsOku1JdD
二樓櫃哥居然都從手扶梯那邊探頭。67Please respect copyright.PENANASQteBDFDqe
67Please respect copyright.PENANACvoVXFBzg5
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我站在旁邊,已經快笑到站不住。67Please respect copyright.PENANAr3fgcS0zks
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不是。67Please respect copyright.PENANAPqJS6EE80y
這也太剛好。67Please respect copyright.PENANA38g9vtxRtp
67Please respect copyright.PENANAXApXbb2vmY
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馬面當場想搶兌換單。67Please respect copyright.PENANA7ixat8T3J3
67Please respect copyright.PENANAb5qZCzcHWr
67Please respect copyright.PENANA04VntqXNYl
「不要換那個!」67Please respect copyright.PENANAPWFdXKQDO1
67Please respect copyright.PENANAuVkuoL0Sri
67Please respect copyright.PENANAoRM6bFTdbL
牛頭很穩地把單往後收一點。67Please respect copyright.PENANAc4kmhH554d
67Please respect copyright.PENANAHL5eigHYJ2
67Please respect copyright.PENANAoYauH5dQYB
「那換什麼?」67Please respect copyright.PENANAaMU0WjXyIF
67Please respect copyright.PENANAqUjbN8PSPB
67Please respect copyright.PENANAjFpJLfDNzE
白無常已經笑到快不行。67Please respect copyright.PENANAyvWowymTCH
67Please respect copyright.PENANAsTPEMjUyXu
67Please respect copyright.PENANA9YwyhTGRPN
「還有《不然你過來一點》雙人傘旅行版!」67Please respect copyright.PENANAiOpLCXcUfV
67Please respect copyright.PENANA0ElSEvhjhJ
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我整個人直接扶牆。67Please respect copyright.PENANAjQH2zu7djY
67Please respect copyright.PENANAXuEqWivamT
67Please respect copyright.PENANAHyftWm1pc9
天啊。67Please respect copyright.PENANAnM6jIFl2dH
這個滿額贈設計到底是誰做的。67Please respect copyright.PENANAPzlyjpU1G6
太壞了吧。67Please respect copyright.PENANAzKFRs09tfD
67Please respect copyright.PENANAH6fCCjFYZW
67Please respect copyright.PENANAuGcVPtP7bq
馬面整張臉都紅透,低聲咬牙:67Please respect copyright.PENANA3bVp3xXNk4
67Please respect copyright.PENANAdsKvePTANQ
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「你敢換那個試試看。」67Please respect copyright.PENANAgYTovVg3Mc
67Please respect copyright.PENANABJe5wBVnG2
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牛頭看著贈品表,居然很認真地想了兩秒。67Please respect copyright.PENANAI33MicxdC1
67Please respect copyright.PENANAk8mFXyc9rZ
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「筷子比較實用。」67Please respect copyright.PENANAIPQWNe3DFR
67Please respect copyright.PENANAYw1J8enyx9
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全場又是一靜。67Please respect copyright.PENANAxttRYpg0j1
接著笑到地板都在震。67Please respect copyright.PENANAEeRM38xMjH
67Please respect copyright.PENANAhKzFUijcXm
67Please respect copyright.PENANAW6DBT7E4Gr
因為——67Please respect copyright.PENANAdlhGI2JNbl
對。67Please respect copyright.PENANAwosPAp1CDU
這就是牛頭最可怕的地方。67Please respect copyright.PENANAaROi4zoELL
67Please respect copyright.PENANAsK35RXi0OY
67Please respect copyright.PENANAbeJM8osJdJ
他不是故意撩。67Please respect copyright.PENANAvXM0lpJ1Tf
他是很平靜地說一個超有事的實用結論。67Please respect copyright.PENANAOMr2s7yKOQ
67Please respect copyright.PENANAaLH781IJYO
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而且越平,越完蛋。67Please respect copyright.PENANAGwUTZhDpIt
67Please respect copyright.PENANAdr8a3mMsJz
67Please respect copyright.PENANAU9WWVVxoZ9
最後,那張兌換單還真的換成了筷子。67Please respect copyright.PENANA8yUnrVplQV
67Please respect copyright.PENANAzux7aSLq4z
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因為牛頭直接做決定了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAPj6qi57zJU
67Please respect copyright.PENANAzjgKRGhzpb
67Please respect copyright.PENANAhEvftLEM1F
馬面雖然一路嘴硬,嘴硬到整個三樓都想幫他結帳。67Please respect copyright.PENANAklEPyFBQI1
67Please respect copyright.PENANAbVSbwIIQLp
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但當牛頭把那個《明明說不吃,最後還是會幫你夾》禮盒拿到手裡時,他也沒真的阻止。67Please respect copyright.PENANAs3UkxyLawT
67Please respect copyright.PENANAWjQTuJngvA
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只是在旁邊臉很臭地補一句:67Please respect copyright.PENANA4FvPvWNbS9
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67Please respect copyright.PENANAwfgTo7JMqL
「你最好有在用。」67Please respect copyright.PENANAFy8y9mknco
67Please respect copyright.PENANAmTrbmRa6Ny
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牛頭很淡地回:67Please respect copyright.PENANAUSe2255d6M
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「會。」67Please respect copyright.PENANAHCR6tbixcF
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全場再次笑爆。67Please respect copyright.PENANAPaHE0tHUQO
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白無常甚至直接拍手:67Please respect copyright.PENANAG2ISgXSTY1
67Please respect copyright.PENANAxWfMT3MS7i
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「恭喜,這是本年度最值得的滿額贈。」67Please respect copyright.PENANA3Wc3UoDZsw
67Please respect copyright.PENANAn8COHJNfsV
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我真的笑到眼淚快出來。67Please respect copyright.PENANAByx9kDmOl7
67Please respect copyright.PENANAaGykLOXECt
67Please respect copyright.PENANARnVwxYGR74
不是因為那雙筷子。67Please respect copyright.PENANAOOaAvGJGUC
是因為很多東西,本來就是這樣。67Please respect copyright.PENANAExFmoaIxzb
67Please respect copyright.PENANAI5cPxCucSy
67Please respect copyright.PENANARdglr7rvNk
你不是因為它值。67Please respect copyright.PENANAkzGXid9DsF
你是因為——67Please respect copyright.PENANA6O1WZ1YIjn
你知道自己會用。67Please respect copyright.PENANAOjJB3j4yzX
67Please respect copyright.PENANAjr7aRh2yRD
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這就夠了。67Please respect copyright.PENANABvUbwRLoTu
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七67Please respect copyright.PENANAsh6WyIxrCI
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67Please respect copyright.PENANAVcIPReuGxF
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晚上九點,週年慶第一天終於準備收尾。67Please respect copyright.PENANAaElxRIFKHH
67Please respect copyright.PENANARijUaN6VfS
67Please respect copyright.PENANAVJvE0dEto7
全館還是很亮。67Please respect copyright.PENANAxZVImORuj3
袋子滿地。67Please respect copyright.PENANAmAKGxOypuD
紅標到處都是。67Please respect copyright.PENANAXnfHyN1Hsh
有人撿最後一雙鞋。67Please respect copyright.PENANAyzsXPdXhOR
有人補最後一瓶香。67Please respect copyright.PENANAAusrQIrCaw
有人在三樓努力把「明明吃不完」說成「明天還可以吃」。67Please respect copyright.PENANAaLnQivsb3g
67Please respect copyright.PENANAujQ9Jf2Hub
67Please respect copyright.PENANAvtvH4BMW9G
但走到最後,整棟樓其實都安靜下來一點了。67Please respect copyright.PENANA9KqeZ1IzDC
67Please respect copyright.PENANA2cAkrSQpax
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因為大家都已經買完了。67Please respect copyright.PENANAbWaLl4GCWH
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買完之後,人通常會有一種很短暫的誠實。67Please respect copyright.PENANAfSSd5JN9z8
67Please respect copyright.PENANA3OSojqZXJS
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你會突然知道,自己到底在搶什麼。67Please respect copyright.PENANAQMXLWFw5vH
67Please respect copyright.PENANA3mnmSk8Xsr
67Please respect copyright.PENANAoAKaYikzNQ
有的人搶便宜。67Please respect copyright.PENANAMWv0nysiJi
有的人搶面子。67Please respect copyright.PENANAHpnjxicbnT
有的人搶體面。67Please respect copyright.PENANAJtRapSfGU7
有的人搶一個「錯過會很可惜」的藉口。67Please respect copyright.PENANAJMjj0j182E
還有的人——67Please respect copyright.PENANAYGOFUbIAEe
其實只是想知道,那件自己一直捨不得放的東西,現在是不是終於有個比較好接受的價格。67Please respect copyright.PENANAGxjrC7aidF
67Please respect copyright.PENANAF4NGnTeBjY
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可是到最後,很多人會發現:67Please respect copyright.PENANAeW5mwTwN7C
67Please respect copyright.PENANABi1PNDPlNz
67Please respect copyright.PENANAij37GMGo5U
有些東西就算打折了,還是很貴。67Please respect copyright.PENANAm5I1nNj9hu
不是錢。67Please respect copyright.PENANARXKvHy5bua
是心裡那個價差。67Please respect copyright.PENANARqYsoWDryQ
67Please respect copyright.PENANAMDqdQubOpN
67Please respect copyright.PENANASzPWzBqwJ1
你還是要承認。67Please respect copyright.PENANA43GRFBQ7J6
還是要拿。67Please respect copyright.PENANA33zPilMkTU
還是要帶回家。67Please respect copyright.PENANAuGAS8JudZG
還是要自己處理。67Please respect copyright.PENANAYGpzcrY8AG
67Please respect copyright.PENANA0tKGc4Fqm0
67Please respect copyright.PENANAqrN4AWkwHc
週年慶只是讓你更誤會一件事:67Please respect copyright.PENANAzscOE0FD5D
67Please respect copyright.PENANAoKhlC3Y08n
67Please respect copyright.PENANAFilKTorjlK
好像一切都有機會重新估價。67Please respect copyright.PENANAusNsKjjp9Y
67Please respect copyright.PENANAC2wS8L0nS2
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可其實不是。67Please respect copyright.PENANAnB2Gcj0Iyu
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它只是讓你看見——67Please respect copyright.PENANAunwqMkJYVC
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我站在中庭,看著那些還沒熄掉的週年慶燈牌,忽然覺得這一天最有內涵的,不是折扣。67Please respect copyright.PENANA5QPqf3wBV1
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是全館最沒人想承認的一件事:67Please respect copyright.PENANA20bqkCGYTT
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原來很多東西,不是值不值得。67Please respect copyright.PENANAWUqG9WWT7r
是你還想不想。67Please respect copyright.PENANAvslvRspA39
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這種東西,最不該打折。67Please respect copyright.PENANAzTTpdTG6Md
但偏偏,週年慶就是會把它們全端出來。67Please respect copyright.PENANAWCt5WMgtbT
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