早上鬧鐘響前,做了一個很欠扁的夢399Please respect copyright.PENANAZSuqxYI70D
我夢到二師兄要載我去上班399Please respect copyright.PENANAw4DsIlHhww
可是路癡的他卻越騎越遠399Please respect copyright.PENANApCNhRW25av
明明一條路到底就會到的地方399Please respect copyright.PENANAc02Xcids1g
他硬是能騎到艱難的鄉間小路399Please respect copyright.PENANAJOzyEVaOaG
拖了大段的時間,一直到不了399Please respect copyright.PENANAoTEaDMhctX
醒來怒怒的,一看時間才七點399Please respect copyright.PENANAIKQEufTSKL
忍不住罵了一句:幹,死路癡399Please respect copyright.PENANAHzqpEOPleU
再繼續睡一下399Please respect copyright.PENANAXEKQK9EDLk
本來在想要不要跟他講399Please respect copyright.PENANA9n5M2qZW6A
但他又特別不要臉399Please respect copyright.PENANAHvTwugb0YQ
總是會扭曲說我在想他399Please respect copyright.PENANAPzjovXenx4
但後來他晚上剛好跟我講話399Please respect copyright.PENANAo9Q8nOWcun
我就直接罵出去了399Please respect copyright.PENANAdus16enTE7
我說:欸幹,我早上夢到你耶399Please respect copyright.PENANAo2hMdGyElm
他說:夢到我幹嘛?399Please respect copyright.PENANAh9cBLZ9ee6
:夢裡你害我遲到,我超想掐死你,啊災這是什麼劇情399Please respect copyright.PENANAUtAe1Empll
:我怎麼害妳遲到?操到妳腿軟?
這傢伙一離開我的城市,一整個葷素不忌
:一一399Please respect copyright.PENANAsz32AXaNVi
:妳又不說過程,我當然找我的劇本走啊399Please respect copyright.PENANAKq0KO6GVc0
:不是,是車騎得太慢,越騎離目的地越遠399Please respect copyright.PENANACflve3vmXf
:那關我什麼事?399Please respect copyright.PENANALtghYiBHUM
:因為是你騎的,明明一條路就能到,竟然騎到鄉間小路399Please respect copyright.PENANA1VxJ1cwmKU
:嗯,我真的有這種超能力399Please respect copyright.PENANAdXjHfJwZYa
:還跟我說小路就能繞到了,結果越騎越詭異399Please respect copyright.PENANArg95sjf2aY
:我真的會這樣捏,真的399Please respect copyright.PENANAACnPU5pRSX
:我夢得一點不冤枉你吧399Please respect copyright.PENANAD3ADctncEh
同時:簡直就是你啊399Please respect copyright.PENANAKwfxhpWyu4
:根本就是我啊
後來聊到一半,我又說:399Please respect copyright.PENANAzyoEp94eNr
我現在想起來還是很想掐死你,到底怎麼騎的啊?399Please respect copyright.PENANA2nF818ke0n
他說:我怎麼知道,就方向感不好
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,瞬間笑噴399Please respect copyright.PENANA75Rzc2WPiX
其實真不是他騎的啊399Please respect copyright.PENANAy2MrrXHc5y
那只是夢啊,別那麼認真啊我們倆399Please respect copyright.PENANARebnEFvx7q
早上是真的怒了,一直到不了,時間還一直過去399Please respect copyright.PENANApTYmmXWpWx
一口一 到底是什麼劇情啊
但他一直偏向色情399Please respect copyright.PENANAI5rCK4IyNq
老跟我說去找夢解析399Please respect copyright.PENANApSRzCxZn6A
也許是我下意識希望他騎我399Please respect copyright.PENANAUvm6iBiVtx
……見面都不敢的人,老跟我屁這些算什麼呢?


