早上鬧鐘響前,做了一個很欠扁的夢375Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZHQXlq6KL
我夢到二師兄要載我去上班375Please respect copyright.PENANAmUezytHsre
可是路癡的他卻越騎越遠375Please respect copyright.PENANAvkF5IDdxuV
明明一條路到底就會到的地方375Please respect copyright.PENANAXvrBo4vxJa
他硬是能騎到艱難的鄉間小路375Please respect copyright.PENANAPOH8Xh7EW7
拖了大段的時間,一直到不了375Please respect copyright.PENANAoyVj1YqG4E
醒來怒怒的,一看時間才七點375Please respect copyright.PENANAOQKqHQhAXb
忍不住罵了一句:幹,死路癡375Please respect copyright.PENANAT61GPR5QQw
再繼續睡一下375Please respect copyright.PENANAFbBhPBrHiP
本來在想要不要跟他講375Please respect copyright.PENANAs5hWYeBfHf
但他又特別不要臉375Please respect copyright.PENANAgRAdKCgZmM
總是會扭曲說我在想他375Please respect copyright.PENANATU8prConBZ
但後來他晚上剛好跟我講話375Please respect copyright.PENANAM9Yhy5F5jV
我就直接罵出去了375Please respect copyright.PENANAmvcLdwxndh
我說:欸幹,我早上夢到你耶375Please respect copyright.PENANA0S2AfpeSRO
他說:夢到我幹嘛?375Please respect copyright.PENANASKKP0ZIOYc
:夢裡你害我遲到,我超想掐死你,啊災這是什麼劇情375Please respect copyright.PENANA0f6CeRV10N
:我怎麼害妳遲到?操到妳腿軟?
這傢伙一離開我的城市,一整個葷素不忌
:一一375Please respect copyright.PENANAcMwSmXtATd
:妳又不說過程,我當然找我的劇本走啊375Please respect copyright.PENANAfZa0N8819M
:不是,是車騎得太慢,越騎離目的地越遠375Please respect copyright.PENANArAVmc52KOw
:那關我什麼事?375Please respect copyright.PENANALpSjPwTuOB
:因為是你騎的,明明一條路就能到,竟然騎到鄉間小路375Please respect copyright.PENANA7eKBFf9kV1
:嗯,我真的有這種超能力375Please respect copyright.PENANAs5pI6J7xe2
:還跟我說小路就能繞到了,結果越騎越詭異375Please respect copyright.PENANAkk2ppGSILn
:我真的會這樣捏,真的375Please respect copyright.PENANAsiYNfZVfXY
:我夢得一點不冤枉你吧375Please respect copyright.PENANAaYy6TdGcWB
同時:簡直就是你啊375Please respect copyright.PENANAxk5XLb3O2g
:根本就是我啊
後來聊到一半,我又說:375Please respect copyright.PENANAYQ0DL05BLa
我現在想起來還是很想掐死你,到底怎麼騎的啊?375Please respect copyright.PENANAN8iyA34VYs
他說:我怎麼知道,就方向感不好
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,瞬間笑噴375Please respect copyright.PENANAOm4vFZM5Gy
其實真不是他騎的啊375Please respect copyright.PENANAhPrzeWQEqN
那只是夢啊,別那麼認真啊我們倆375Please respect copyright.PENANAVqiRiw1DBa
早上是真的怒了,一直到不了,時間還一直過去375Please respect copyright.PENANA5fM3ONiKG4
一口一 到底是什麼劇情啊
但他一直偏向色情375Please respect copyright.PENANAwaJdyTw7WK
老跟我說去找夢解析375Please respect copyright.PENANAMMoZngKyQh
也許是我下意識希望他騎我375Please respect copyright.PENANAMvWBbPFphk
……見面都不敢的人,老跟我屁這些算什麼呢?


