早上鬧鐘響前,做了一個很欠扁的夢244Please respect copyright.PENANAlL6KyMR8lu
我夢到二師兄要載我去上班244Please respect copyright.PENANAUISa4IDxLp
可是路癡的他卻越騎越遠244Please respect copyright.PENANAIfyveJ125E
明明一條路到底就會到的地方244Please respect copyright.PENANA7IIkoYDmsv
他硬是能騎到艱難的鄉間小路244Please respect copyright.PENANAONoVruLA3g
拖了大段的時間,一直到不了244Please respect copyright.PENANAKvqqOhJBr3
醒來怒怒的,一看時間才七點244Please respect copyright.PENANALT7MK3SiTn
忍不住罵了一句:幹,死路癡244Please respect copyright.PENANAeWrAmNLmkz
再繼續睡一下244Please respect copyright.PENANA0EfVrRxPOk
本來在想要不要跟他講244Please respect copyright.PENANAwmKfa2GrRh
但他又特別不要臉244Please respect copyright.PENANAjjcfZ9TOC5
總是會扭曲說我在想他244Please respect copyright.PENANA6SoGyBbdSB
但後來他晚上剛好跟我講話244Please respect copyright.PENANAOlE4HrcCCu
我就直接罵出去了244Please respect copyright.PENANA2gqQo57pQO
我說:欸幹,我早上夢到你耶244Please respect copyright.PENANAbqjGa8Fry5
他說:夢到我幹嘛?244Please respect copyright.PENANAzeLtcdimLH
:夢裡你害我遲到,我超想掐死你,啊災這是什麼劇情244Please respect copyright.PENANA5NBw6iKgF6
:我怎麼害妳遲到?操到妳腿軟?
這傢伙一離開我的城市,一整個葷素不忌
:一一244Please respect copyright.PENANA07PzQL1Z0A
:妳又不說過程,我當然找我的劇本走啊244Please respect copyright.PENANAGjPjWaLtok
:不是,是車騎得太慢,越騎離目的地越遠244Please respect copyright.PENANA4mIbXhDKqt
:那關我什麼事?244Please respect copyright.PENANAn1RUuszFGF
:因為是你騎的,明明一條路就能到,竟然騎到鄉間小路244Please respect copyright.PENANAUJyONEvJkf
:嗯,我真的有這種超能力244Please respect copyright.PENANAJDaTwEk9u1
:還跟我說小路就能繞到了,結果越騎越詭異244Please respect copyright.PENANA2XIWbS9EZn
:我真的會這樣捏,真的244Please respect copyright.PENANAOAGqDrtq6C
:我夢得一點不冤枉你吧244Please respect copyright.PENANAANwmdCeCXZ
同時:簡直就是你啊244Please respect copyright.PENANA8GQxhVdnBH
:根本就是我啊
後來聊到一半,我又說:244Please respect copyright.PENANAWcU6jNnKsA
我現在想起來還是很想掐死你,到底怎麼騎的啊?244Please respect copyright.PENANAZAmXgcYrDu
他說:我怎麼知道,就方向感不好
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,瞬間笑噴244Please respect copyright.PENANAxGfooTMQfj
其實真不是他騎的啊244Please respect copyright.PENANA2bFNxJ2nSK
那只是夢啊,別那麼認真啊我們倆244Please respect copyright.PENANAZspuXahQH4
早上是真的怒了,一直到不了,時間還一直過去244Please respect copyright.PENANA0C9CXKojIy
一口一 到底是什麼劇情啊
但他一直偏向色情244Please respect copyright.PENANAJNZ8oKcpAo
老跟我說去找夢解析244Please respect copyright.PENANA92II1BtCWp
也許是我下意識希望他騎我244Please respect copyright.PENANARbGsUKZAws
……見面都不敢的人,老跟我屁這些算什麼呢?