早上鬧鐘響前,做了一個很欠扁的夢232Please respect copyright.PENANAtyUUGeUofL
我夢到二師兄要載我去上班232Please respect copyright.PENANA1YfoC7hxTZ
可是路癡的他卻越騎越遠232Please respect copyright.PENANA0D4Tzgd1e1
明明一條路到底就會到的地方232Please respect copyright.PENANAxtAkLeogJ3
他硬是能騎到艱難的鄉間小路232Please respect copyright.PENANAsTQ1475vpo
拖了大段的時間,一直到不了232Please respect copyright.PENANAWv9xAO8KBk
醒來怒怒的,一看時間才七點232Please respect copyright.PENANAYDe9Fl3WUj
忍不住罵了一句:幹,死路癡232Please respect copyright.PENANAq4DmQdEOZG
再繼續睡一下232Please respect copyright.PENANA92OrCzQOHV
本來在想要不要跟他講232Please respect copyright.PENANAsX55WPbKtz
但他又特別不要臉232Please respect copyright.PENANA365MswcSBA
總是會扭曲說我在想他232Please respect copyright.PENANA3hU5Y5fPQv
但後來他晚上剛好跟我講話232Please respect copyright.PENANAg2uF7rZWTU
我就直接罵出去了232Please respect copyright.PENANAQBLQ2MQHzA
我說:欸幹,我早上夢到你耶232Please respect copyright.PENANANLf7NIv2Np
他說:夢到我幹嘛?232Please respect copyright.PENANAmdnEMLVrCX
:夢裡你害我遲到,我超想掐死你,啊災這是什麼劇情232Please respect copyright.PENANA9rplZvca6p
:我怎麼害妳遲到?操到妳腿軟?
這傢伙一離開我的城市,一整個葷素不忌
:一一232Please respect copyright.PENANA08IID5Fusc
:妳又不說過程,我當然找我的劇本走啊232Please respect copyright.PENANATauNzIh1Z1
:不是,是車騎得太慢,越騎離目的地越遠232Please respect copyright.PENANAUTdR5WEv4W
:那關我什麼事?232Please respect copyright.PENANAywYoqso6Py
:因為是你騎的,明明一條路就能到,竟然騎到鄉間小路232Please respect copyright.PENANAl4T9oRgbBn
:嗯,我真的有這種超能力232Please respect copyright.PENANAVIJpSUwLOX
:還跟我說小路就能繞到了,結果越騎越詭異232Please respect copyright.PENANAwE95xX7but
:我真的會這樣捏,真的232Please respect copyright.PENANA9RhxNZv28k
:我夢得一點不冤枉你吧232Please respect copyright.PENANA7faTtN9vtS
同時:簡直就是你啊232Please respect copyright.PENANAVy4QocsYVY
:根本就是我啊
後來聊到一半,我又說:232Please respect copyright.PENANAaaNUpzXp9c
我現在想起來還是很想掐死你,到底怎麼騎的啊?232Please respect copyright.PENANATT1xm5jcFo
他說:我怎麼知道,就方向感不好
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,瞬間笑噴232Please respect copyright.PENANA60k7TwFOCW
其實真不是他騎的啊232Please respect copyright.PENANAHUcnEmmLYd
那只是夢啊,別那麼認真啊我們倆232Please respect copyright.PENANAmSLBfB6xv9
早上是真的怒了,一直到不了,時間還一直過去232Please respect copyright.PENANAQUWon2Pbs5
一口一 到底是什麼劇情啊
但他一直偏向色情232Please respect copyright.PENANAtsyToVRCjz
老跟我說去找夢解析232Please respect copyright.PENANAaqe37WSdPu
也許是我下意識希望他騎我232Please respect copyright.PENANAOxxC6XMd07
……見面都不敢的人,老跟我屁這些算什麼呢?