早上鬧鐘響前,做了一個很欠扁的夢378Please respect copyright.PENANAxgo7g1sMpj
我夢到二師兄要載我去上班378Please respect copyright.PENANAa17nbf9CPQ
可是路癡的他卻越騎越遠378Please respect copyright.PENANAdrDi7r7gHB
明明一條路到底就會到的地方378Please respect copyright.PENANAPAnvbhv0k4
他硬是能騎到艱難的鄉間小路378Please respect copyright.PENANA2vM5O9vc6i
拖了大段的時間,一直到不了378Please respect copyright.PENANAU489NwLCoK
醒來怒怒的,一看時間才七點378Please respect copyright.PENANA5P8yTfdc3m
忍不住罵了一句:幹,死路癡378Please respect copyright.PENANA6Yjh6fHFxt
再繼續睡一下378Please respect copyright.PENANAaCbupnVonm
本來在想要不要跟他講378Please respect copyright.PENANAxCaySjDWZz
但他又特別不要臉378Please respect copyright.PENANARQFPilpoYW
總是會扭曲說我在想他378Please respect copyright.PENANAQNIcaCAxRp
但後來他晚上剛好跟我講話378Please respect copyright.PENANAcikbhHIEAS
我就直接罵出去了378Please respect copyright.PENANAwpKrUlwZUQ
我說:欸幹,我早上夢到你耶378Please respect copyright.PENANAwYuSXN6lla
他說:夢到我幹嘛?378Please respect copyright.PENANANPTv5RcLZ1
:夢裡你害我遲到,我超想掐死你,啊災這是什麼劇情378Please respect copyright.PENANAgz34C9oXea
:我怎麼害妳遲到?操到妳腿軟?
這傢伙一離開我的城市,一整個葷素不忌
:一一378Please respect copyright.PENANAW4MidPeUju
:妳又不說過程,我當然找我的劇本走啊378Please respect copyright.PENANAmZns0C1ql6
:不是,是車騎得太慢,越騎離目的地越遠378Please respect copyright.PENANAny43mPcuKc
:那關我什麼事?378Please respect copyright.PENANAoSnsfsTEWJ
:因為是你騎的,明明一條路就能到,竟然騎到鄉間小路378Please respect copyright.PENANAVY2m30AupN
:嗯,我真的有這種超能力378Please respect copyright.PENANA8NclgnUAuN
:還跟我說小路就能繞到了,結果越騎越詭異378Please respect copyright.PENANAPjIrTmbBGX
:我真的會這樣捏,真的378Please respect copyright.PENANAXihyZMdSDj
:我夢得一點不冤枉你吧378Please respect copyright.PENANAI47Oq6QlfL
同時:簡直就是你啊378Please respect copyright.PENANAsxdv0Spzgz
:根本就是我啊
後來聊到一半,我又說:378Please respect copyright.PENANA1mmRWmZuoh
我現在想起來還是很想掐死你,到底怎麼騎的啊?378Please respect copyright.PENANA4exj9Ua9Vs
他說:我怎麼知道,就方向感不好
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,瞬間笑噴378Please respect copyright.PENANADPlVQhPnVP
其實真不是他騎的啊378Please respect copyright.PENANAa7M4f8DSGI
那只是夢啊,別那麼認真啊我們倆378Please respect copyright.PENANAvqa8SxSTjL
早上是真的怒了,一直到不了,時間還一直過去378Please respect copyright.PENANAO6vINHFIay
一口一 到底是什麼劇情啊
但他一直偏向色情378Please respect copyright.PENANAEoTt8jgybt
老跟我說去找夢解析378Please respect copyright.PENANAtUybjl4CwA
也許是我下意識希望他騎我378Please respect copyright.PENANAStECHTRREv
……見面都不敢的人,老跟我屁這些算什麼呢?


