早上鬧鐘響前，做了一個很欠扁的夢264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgnqfAzWfR
我夢到二師兄要載我去上班264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9iQe1b3EV
可是路癡的他卻越騎越遠264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5yQQmbNFA
明明一條路到底就會到的地方264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTu5OqQA3U
他硬是能騎到艱難的鄉間小路264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbb7LwWPMIu
拖了大段的時間，一直到不了264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0P2NmSsJt
醒來怒怒的，一看時間才七點264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6Yo6o875G
忍不住罵了一句：幹，死路癡264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zyfGNuXot
再繼續睡一下264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwxE7E0Nzv
本來在想要不要跟他講264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjdffmyvVv
但他又特別不要臉264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRe2GVjwxz
總是會扭曲說我在想他264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHhquyMU3Q
但後來他晚上剛好跟我講話264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaQzdtCK4e
我就直接罵出去了264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3883z5Wn1j
我說：欸幹，我早上夢到你耶264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXV1BARi6VZ
他說：夢到我幹嘛？264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zE8qIzei4
：夢裡你害我遲到，我超想掐死你，啊災這是什麼劇情264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWQ6ZIFPLq
：我怎麼害妳遲到？操到妳腿軟？
這傢伙一離開我的城市，一整個葷素不忌
：一一264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzwpLggLRe
：妳又不說過程，我當然找我的劇本走啊264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmS2EfRzvN
：不是，是車騎得太慢，越騎離目的地越遠264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPcisjfQPb
：那關我什麼事？264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQciQJnHiyK
：因為是你騎的，明明一條路就能到，竟然騎到鄉間小路264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkVol5Qyx2
：嗯，我真的有這種超能力264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3wTGRvDmf
：還跟我說小路就能繞到了，結果越騎越詭異264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwp4KLWwZT
：我真的會這樣捏，真的264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzL0PjjklC
：我夢得一點不冤枉你吧264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvuQMznAdt
同時：簡直就是你啊264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JmS47jbjv
：根本就是我啊
後來聊到一半，我又說：264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFQl8tQsDB
我現在想起來還是很想掐死你，到底怎麼騎的啊？264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWP0jEBl1A
他說：我怎麼知道，就方向感不好
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，瞬間笑噴264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHcb4g8MXf
其實真不是他騎的啊264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL8ZWToR9wi
那只是夢啊，別那麼認真啊我們倆264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWX8eI1JcS0
早上是真的怒了，一直到不了，時間還一直過去264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgR5vIF17Pe
一口一 到底是什麼劇情啊
但他一直偏向色情264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRiCnaUO9AR
老跟我說去找夢解析264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QNrDYWYYv
也許是我下意識希望他騎我264Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFVf80RTCy
……見面都不敢的人，老跟我屁這些算什麼呢？
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