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《石頭先生》
ISSUE #9
Author: 萌鼠
《石頭先生》
Author: 萌鼠
ISSUE #9
9
No Plagiarism!vfTkd4ODRjnb63kLVtJkposted on PＥNAＮＡ

結婚紀念日，門口的石頭老公開口說話後，我的世界開始變慢。腦袋轉不過來。

「……你會講話？！」我驚呆。

136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGHbb8iycc

石頭：「妳以為只有妳能選擇結婚嗎？我也在挑老婆啊。」

136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwro5tBFs8f

（我：「所以我是在...徵婚被錄取的？！」）

石頭先生緩緩自我介紹：

136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BFQq9Klj7

「我其實是『神山感情守護石』，專門拯救崩潰的靈魂。」

136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihxQ8dcjAD

「我們石界也很忙，妳知道光亞洲區就有三千多萬顆待觀察的靈魂嗎？每天都有新的人類想對我們說話。壓力很大耶。」

136Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRbNUbcb2n

「但看到妳在發文說我『沉默、忠誠、溫暖、圓滑又耐摔』，我感動得差點裂掉……」

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《石頭先生》
Comedy
Sarcasm
Humor
Last updated: Jul 26, 2025
Total word count: 2,668
Total reading time: 9 Minutes
Writer:
萌鼠
搞笑 治癒 溫馨 婚姻 迷因
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