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《石頭先生》
ISSUE #10
Author: 萌鼠
《石頭先生》
Author: 萌鼠
ISSUE #10
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我：「那你那天是怎麼不見的？」

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石頭：「我去參加婚姻考試了，滿分通過。現在是合法三界配偶。這是證書，你拿好。」

（石頭憑空變出一張閃光閃爆的黃金結婚證，寫著「認證人類伴侶：已婚」）

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然後，畫風一變——

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🌌 世界裂開，天空浮現一扇石頭門。

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穿著西裝的各式石頭出現，像是地底聯合國代表團。

一顆青金石還拿著麥克風對女主說：

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「人類，妳的真誠與勇氣已打動石界，我們決定——升妳為人類代表，愛情顧問總管。」

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我牽著石頭先生的手（在鏡子裏只看到我一手提著包包），走進石頭之門。

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畫外音是我的社群直播聲音：

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 「親愛的人類觀眾們，我決定開設婚姻課程。第一堂課叫：

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『願婚姻如鵝卵石，永遠忠誠』。」

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「不是每段婚姻都要五官，有時候，只要穩重、不會說話、永遠不走，就夠了。」

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《石頭先生》（完）

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🪨P.S. 現實沒有神山，親。

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《石頭先生》
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Last updated: Jul 26, 2025
Total word count: 2,668
Total reading time: 9 Minutes
Writer:
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