/story/188220/石頭先生/issue/10
《石頭先生》 - 10 | Penana
arrow_back
《石頭先生》
more_vert
  • info_outline Info
  • toc Table of Contents
  • share Share
  • format_color_text Display Settings
  • exposure_plus_1 Recommend
  • coins Sponsor
  • report_problem Report
  • account_circle Login
share bookmark_border file_download
info_outline
format_color_text
toc
comment 0
exposure_plus_1
coins
Search stories, writers or societies
Show More Tags
Continue ReadingClear All
More
What Others Are ReadingRefresh
See more results for ""
X
Never miss what's happening on Penana!
Turn on notifications
Later
《石頭先生》
ISSUE #10
Author: 萌鼠
《石頭先生》
Author: 萌鼠
ISSUE #10
10
No Plagiarism!Q3kraLLXN9W3rxszEi1Hposted on PＥNAＮＡ

我：「那你那天是怎麼不見的？」

141Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qMAo78sgD

石頭：「我去參加婚姻考試了，滿分通過。現在是合法三界配偶。這是證書，你拿好。」

（石頭憑空變出一張閃光閃爆的黃金結婚證，寫著「認證人類伴侶：已婚」）

141Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1OUewr7k9

然後，畫風一變——

141Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Tvat0iswI

🌌 世界裂開，天空浮現一扇石頭門。

141Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡblkuLNUsr6

穿著西裝的各式石頭出現，像是地底聯合國代表團。

一顆青金石還拿著麥克風對女主說：

141Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8zVDCvhEN

「人類，妳的真誠與勇氣已打動石界，我們決定——升妳為人類代表，愛情顧問總管。」

141Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIGnYIYoGv

---

141Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPBY9dCl6B

我牽著石頭先生的手（在鏡子裏只看到我一手提著包包），走進石頭之門。

141Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdxOhNYJmm

畫外音是我的社群直播聲音：

141Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWzaObAF1p

 「親愛的人類觀眾們，我決定開設婚姻課程。第一堂課叫：

141Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRjk585kRB

『願婚姻如鵝卵石，永遠忠誠』。」

141Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZ02yTWgnw

「不是每段婚姻都要五官，有時候，只要穩重、不會說話、永遠不走，就夠了。」

141Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWL59WYve7n

《石頭先生》（完）

---

🪨P.S. 現實沒有神山，親。

216.73.216.253

ns216.73.216.253da2
Comments
BOOKMARK
+RECOMMEND
LIKES 2
READS 137
BOOKMARKS 1
campaign Request update 0
Sponsor
Suggest Edits
Login with Facebook or Sign up/Login to comment or bookmark!
< Prev Issue
Next Issue >
Click to load the next chapter
陵
萌鼠
X
X
Login first to show your name as a sponsor.

Pena Coins Credit Card

×
《石頭先生》
Comedy
Sarcasm
Humor
Last updated: Jul 26, 2025
Total word count: 2,668
Total reading time: 9 Minutes
Writer:
萌鼠
搞笑 治癒 溫馨 婚姻 迷因
Report this story
×
×
Write down what you like about the story
×
Reading Theme:

Font Size:

Line Spacing:

Paragraph Spacing:

Load the next issue automatically


Reset to default

X
×
x
Proceed

x
Before You Publish
Please ensure your story does not contain illegal, hateful, inciting, or violence-promoting content, or any infringing, plagiarized, or spam material, and that it complies with Penana’s Terms of Use.
Penana reserves the right to remove any content that violates these rules or causes legal or community risk, and to suspend or terminate related accounts.
arrow_back
×

Select a reason:

×

Install this webapp for easier offline reading: tap and then Add to home screen.