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週三早晨,NC科技公司後勤部的張阿姨第一個發現了異常。當她像往常一樣按下飲水機熱水鍵時,流出的不是熱水,而是散發著草莓香氣的粉紅色液體。8964 copyright protection104PENANATlVRdUkhIp 維尼
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「這...這是啥?」張阿姨湊近聞了聞,突然打了個噴嚏,」阿嚏!」——她的臉瞬間變成了粉紅色。8964 copyright protection104PENANAUbGtICEhDX 維尼
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"早啊張阿姨!"甘旋踩著改裝滑板車經過,"哇!你的臉..."8964 copyright protection104PENANAmmXJL5oHT4 維尼
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"不是我!是飲水機!"張阿姨指著機器。這時飲水機突然發出"叮"的一聲,顯示屏亮起:"今日特調:草莓瑪格麗特,酒精度15%"8964 copyright protection104PENANAHpnDrpXam7 維尼
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很快,整個公司都陷入了狂歡:8964 copyright protection104PENANAPU0oqMxdKo 維尼
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財務部王主任喝著"飲水機莫吉托",跳起了鋼管舞8964 copyright protection104PENANAfTv4u7eBIz 維尼
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程式設計師小李一杯下肚,開始用程式碼寫情詩8964 copyright protection104PENANAeGN0tjtIah 維尼
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歪特預言"今天會有液體災難」(其實是他把酒看成了湯)8964 copyright protection104PENANAJssYHo6gQu 維尼
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露西檢測後發現:"有人把NC-40發酵草莓醬倒進飲水機了!"8964 copyright protection104PENANARBdYyIpMJT 維尼
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"這絕對是HB科技的陰謀!"小迷拆開飲水機外殼,"讓我檢查..."8964 copyright protection104PENANAQToqZLCush 維尼
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飲水機突然噴出一股液體,精準地打在小迷臉上。顯示器更新:"不速之客特調:陰謀論者眼淚,酒精濃度99%"8964 copyright protection104PENANA2fx4jyCZXp 維尼
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當公司高層準備切斷飲水機電源時,甘旋突然跳出來:"等等!"8964 copyright protection104PENANAoyLjTqLQP0 維尼
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他靈機一動,踩著Happy貓偷來的輪滑鞋滑到飲水機前:"既然它會調酒...Giant!上吧桌!"8964 copyright protection104PENANAam7K82whth 維尼
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10kg的Giant貓不情願地趴在了飲水機前。甘旋站在貓背上,剛好夠到操作面板:8964 copyright protection104PENANAWRIXBuM5UO 維尼
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"各位!歡迎來到'喵星人酒吧'!今天限定-身高不超過1米的調酒師為您服務!"8964 copyright protection104PENANA6wkzcGtso0 維尼
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【意想不到的結局】8964 copyright protection104PENANADjog54tj6t 維尼
令人驚訝的是,甘旋和飲水機配合得天衣無縫:8964 copyright protection104PENANAKVMkDsr7sX 維尼
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當銷售部要"烈一點的",飲水機調出"年終獎幻想破滅"(酒精度50%)8964 copyright protection104PENANAZzOJZtJqeW 維尼
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當HR要"溫和的",流出"辦公室政治"(酒精度5%,後勁十足)8964 copyright protection104PENANAiZxph39hPW 維尼
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皮皮要求"冠軍特飲"時,機器直接噴出草莓味乾冰8964 copyright protection104PENANAWyo2cxUOIH 維尼
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最終,飲水機因"營業過度"自動關機,螢幕上顯示:"打烊了,明天請早"8964 copyright protection104PENANAaer1oEx99w 維尼
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人力資源部新規:8964 copyright protection104PENANAINkUfwVreD 維尼
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禁止在飲水機中添加任何調味品8964 copyright protection104PENANAK2cJTdNk00 維尼
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設立"合理飲酒教育課"8964 copyright protection104PENANAEwBqVUgNrO 維尼
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甘旋獲得"最萌調酒師"稱號8964 copyright protection104PENANAph3IjCLpZO 維尼
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公司的盆栽開始要求"來一杯"8964 copyright protection104PENANADidG6kVt6x 維尼
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小迷的微波爐學會了調酒8964 copyright protection104PENANAOr0ubPO6EG 維尼
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Happy貓偷走了所有吸管8964 copyright protection104PENANATbACPc55MI 維尼
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